Dylan “DL Trade” Dern @DylanDern Twitter profile

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Dylan “DL Trade” Dern

@DylanDern

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bri

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I just found out that being a playlist curator at @Spotify is a job. So this is me officially submitting some of my best work:

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euphoria season finale Vape Girl/BB kills Laurie by airbending a vape cloud so powerful that it induces extreme nicotine poisoning

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VAPE GIRL GOT AN EMMY NOMINATION FOR EUPHORIA 😭😭😭

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His unfettered joy … may we all know such happiness

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Radiohead seeing a computer:

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a sad little German boy saying “thank you” to someone

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me telling people how the penis works

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Neeeeed to hear her say “LCD Soundsystem”

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@returnofthebean I don’t think you know what a one hit wonder is

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@zxchfxnxcct Wait. You’re right

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This cover came out like .. 17 minutes ago? Pre-planned response to outrage that doesn’t exist! People are just tired of the gimmick + all of his music sounds the same. Tired and trite

Buzzing Pop

@BuzzingPop

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Lil Nas X responds to backlash over his “J Christ” single cover: “the crazy thing is nowhere in the picture is a mockery of jesus. Jesus’ image is used throughout history in people’s art all over the world. I’m not making fun of sh*t. yall just gotta stop trying to gatekeep a

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The only drip many of you have is post-nasal

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Through the quotes, I’ve learned that misogyny is when Olivia Rodrigo isn’t considered the paragon of female rage. Listening and learning

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I adoreee to say “albeit” … like yeah sis let’s qualify this claim

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josh paytonn

@iluvoutsellingu

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got shot at 2 times while listening to Sympathy Is A Knife by Charli Xcx while wearing a cheetah girls t shirt. AND THEY MISSED. Oh I keep winning this pride month.

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not to be a High BMI Historian but we literally don’t have the technology to make this anymore. The Choco Taco has been discontinued

Dessert Time

@DessertPassion

8 months

salted caramel milkshakes

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Perfume Genius when Fart Dumbass walks in

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this is like if a poorly trained AI network tried to generate a Phoebe Bridgers lyric

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@TAYMACC_

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when I was 14 I wanted to die so bad that I kept the same tampon in for a week so I could get toxic shock syndrome

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The Body Clocks the Tea

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my Everything Everywhere All at Once

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The Girl with the Imagine Dragons Tattoo

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@vveetto That’s why they deserve for excluding Vape Girl from this photo shoot

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Autistic barber yanked my hair really hard

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Levi Strauss in 1873 after developing a method to improve denim’s durability by placing copper rivets at strain points on the fabric:

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Every man having the same 70s p0rn mustache now

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TANK MCFLOP BLOW YOUR NOSE. They need to give this girl some Zyrtec and pseudoephedrine STAT .. nasal like no other

miz irritating

@miz_irritating

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Oh Tate McMichael Jackson… why did you have to save Pop like that

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She is our generation’s Nikola Tesla

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@gracecamille_ The admissions officers:

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She ran 2016 like it was the NAVY

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@returnofthebean Not reading all that

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Nobody: Alana Haim:

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I read this in the cadence of Lorde’s “Girl, so confusing” verse

Grace

@gracecamille_

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when i was 8 years old i went to Holiday World and saw Dip N Dots for the first time. I ate 8 cups of the cookies and cream and threw up. On the way home my aunt told me she had cancer but she was lying

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A diagnosis literally just being a doctor’s RuVeal

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YUP. Art Angels one of the best albums of all time

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@normalmadeline

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She’s so fab to me

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trimming pubes in Brooklyn, call that a Flatbush

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the fall from grace has been painful

RINA SLAYWAYAMA

@rinasawayama

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I literally went into the session and said to Jonny and Barney that I felt like making a bon Jovi garage madonna slay. basically we were sailing on the mother slayke and decided to take a sip

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the @ seemed familiar…

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He was the blueprint at the time

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@DylanDern

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Michelle Obama mad as hell she didn’t think of this

Pop Crave

@PopCrave

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Pharmaceutical companies are testing weight-loss shots for children aged six and up. 🔗:

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Snail Mail just posted this???? So confused

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Brendan Fraser rn

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Gonna buy these in bulk and use them as plates

Vinyl on Sale

@vinylonsale

2 years

It has come to this.. Adele - "30" 2 LP $9.99 -

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@fuglibetty “High time”

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The Four Elements are currently warring inside my body

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from the Faye Webster concert last night … girl

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@gngbryce She’s throwing herself into a deeper well wbk

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If you had a child the day Normani dropped “Motivation,” they would be starting kindergarten this coming fall

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Me when someone insists that S is the 20th letter of the English alphabet

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@Olixius2 @clintoris No it’s literally fake??? My cousin Dennis made it up a few years ago lmao

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The cultural impact cannot be overstated

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When the yass activates with the bestie and you’re in Texas

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@dbalks @mazzypopstar

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the worms … they made his body tea

Morbid Knowledge

@Morbidful

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Harrowing images show an 18-year-old boy infected with worm parasites.

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@gracecamille_ Her getting mad at West Elm Caleb for doing nothing wrong and then dating an actual predator … the math isn’t adding up, Kate Glavan!

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Can’t tell if I need a 30 year-old boyfriend or a life coach

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Teena Marie trending bc of the Beyoncé samples oh it is most pleasing ..

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You had a good go at it…thanks for your input

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Ladies, prior to tonight you were asked to prepare a lip-sync performance to the Gwyneth Paltrow “having many epiphanies” twitter reaction video

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nolan

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trying to remember if Y is a vowel

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@gwsevi @PopCrave the floor

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@zxchfxnxcct Wish his career had died down after Old Town Road .. end on a high note!

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Maggie Rogers rn

Maggie Rogers

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Surrender — July 29

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Danth Yrthelf Clean from ‘Thound of Thilver’ .. now THAT’TH a thong

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Y’all see it too right????

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I hope he’s okay 💔💔💔

🇵🇸

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jacob elordi shot by sofia coppola

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@vveetto They don’t even follow her like it makes me so sick …

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@suitejonny The person who conceptualized this lineup

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@deliclit That girl at brunch really said “hi f @g ”

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Admitting you can *only* find meaning in media that feels exclusive … graduating summa cum laude from Huge Dork University—Dumbass Campus

fionaspawn 🦈

@fionaspawn

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idk how to feel about the brat era anymore because i’m really happy that it had a huge cultural impact but at the same time i hate how commercialised it has become that it’s starting to lose any meaning whatsoever