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@TomcoYT @RoyalFamily Why did you think it would never happen
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"This is one of the most prestigious appointments in the country..." "Yes, with a great commute! That's why I'm considering it."
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remembering this lol
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Almost in tears. This is the funniest tweet of all time
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You don't know what you're talking about. These people have spent the past DECADE proving that they are irredeemably UGLY inside, and they won't relent until they can make you feel some semblance of the pain and bitterness they feel every day towards God for making them fucked
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For context the type of guy this is lol
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@paynushurts It's too good to be real but unfortunately it very much is lol. The guy is 35 and mostly just posts on gym and fitness meal subreddits
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POV you are a theater concessionist and a child has approached. He is filled with delusion and hubris that the five dollar bill his parents gave him will be enough to pay for a bag of skittles. You must cut him down in his arrogance.
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@lucyyonline @llZestll or he will hurt himself very very badly 👆
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This is genuinely the most fun I've ever had reading replies/qrts ever lmao. PLEASE keep telling me how disgusting my bullying is & how we ALL had learning phases where we proudly posted online for internet points about how we just realized that movies begin with an opening scene
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@indianloonie one of my fave videos ever. "I didn't own slaves.... but im a weirdo!!!!"
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Managed to still screenshot the unhinged Heron Greensmith parenting tweets on mobile before the private. Psychotic stuff
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I'm Putting Together A Team
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Inexplicably, the fake comedian behind the fake movie Easter Sunday Jo Koy, is coming to our theater on thursday to do intros and q n a for most of the shows and there is not a single ticket sold for the entire day lmao
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george lucas level cameo in this
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Here are some pickup tests that i find visually pleasing, and smile inducing. All from over the last year.
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who are you fucking people
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@squinesstandard These are shots from oppenheimer
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@prettyboylaurel My Balls Are Getting A Bit Smaller
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@sammythemc Totally underrated detail lmao
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@KittsterM Screenspace reflections are so funny because they're always in the best looking games. Hunt showdown is maybe the best looking game of all time but if you look at the water through a hole in the wall the entire reflection is just the wall lmao. Even reflects teammates pip marks
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@BloomMoonbeam Was bored in my empty screening of this movie and got some ace images from the bottom of the screen.
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@bozobubby Nine year olds vs ten year olds
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@Smingleigh This is why it's so funny when tech ceo freaks in documentaries and stuff talk about "internet addiction is real. I'm addicted to my email! I have to set a timer so I don't lose all my time to email!"
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Not to be overshadowed though is some of the other responses to Carmack lmfao
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One from the vaults
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@HenryJBaugh You got me, I'm beat!
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Everytime i start screenshotting posts like this I go "ok well they're probably 15 I shouldn't post this" but every time they surprise me lol
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i love this screenshot on the steam page for indiana jones page for indiana jones game
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Associated tweets people found wrt their adopted/foster children making this feel twelve times more unhinged
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@paynushaver I'm at guest services all day and am both excited and fearful of possibly being the person he's prob going to run to in a panic when no one shows up. I will see the light drain from his eyes.
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@hangsawoman Sneaking through mordor animation cancelling my chosen gesture/saying so he gets halfway through his little spin dance & keeps moving laterally faster but without noise & he keeps cutting himself off midway through "what's taters, precious?" for the authentic Gollum™ Experience
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maybe they had a really influential indial person in hollywood
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@paynushurts Genuinely cruel of this account to post her pic like that lol. An absolute nothing statement saying "lara will raid tombs & be a character" but can somehow be turned into "its over" rage because she looks like their misogynistic internalized stereotypes of "BAD WOMAN". Sickening!
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Apparently hes requesting a "green room" to chill at between shows so our manager who loves to kiss ass with celebs & would bring Russell Wilson & his family up through the garbage elevator & back rooms as a "vip entrance" is all over this & giving him one of our locker rooms lol
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@viperwave One of my favorite memories in a theater was watching mother! and people actually kept walking out the entire time (I've seen like 500+ movies in a theater and NEVER see that) and afterwards an old couple asked eachother "Why can't they just make GOOD movies?"
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@postingtwink lmao I thought I had become ambivalent to annoyed with these guys repeating their "big comic dumb dumb head" routine but this is like genuinely hilarious
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@MagicMakuwa @richard_normal Wasn't the same guy, everyone thought it was but it's not lol that guys like twenty years older than coin kid
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@indianloonie seven people just crashed into the bay
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@Comrade_Yui Yeah these movies are where I realized how much harder it is to approach "versions" like this in any objective way. So many elements of so many films, especially going physical to digital, have such complicated transformations that make your head spin lol
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locker room is being prepped for him and discovered to be a true green room
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@AvalynWu that version has more time putting the veggies in & has some clips of the awesome bagging but ill always love this version more for the emotional crescendoing as the spices fill in breaking way to overwhelming ecstacy perfectly with the music as the myrcia cascades the screen
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@justinboldaji Saw it for the first time, like this, in a theater and it was so glorious. Even though its basically all objectively better I still can't totally blame test audiences for disliking the original ending because it *is* probably the single saddest ending to a comedy musical ever lol
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With guys like this working at letterboxd it's no surprise the quality of posts are higher than ever
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My dad was recounting to me how incomprehensible the lynch dune was (the only dune thing he's ever seen or read) and found his pristine stack of the terminology sheets they'd given out in the theater to awkwardly study in the dark lol
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Always hurts that the movie version (for time) drops the awesome verse about "why is it that I can have so much straight sex while two dudes are oppressed? For putting on a wedding dress? I assume, I don't really know that much about it"
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@Java_jigga keeps making me think about this
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@kruelkrokodil It was just some coffee cup sleeve that an employee had written on for stocking or something lol. He literally admitted to asking right then and there in the comments lol
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@Angelmamii5 @Variety LET ANGEL MAMII HOST THE OSCARS THE PEOPLE NEED IT
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@paynushater Lmfao at the guy who made the image replying to like every comment in desperation for recognition
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@MyArmsAreBroken @dogfightin Giggling imagining him doing irl emote cancelling like "TELL EM TO BRING OUT THE WHOLE- The key, is to make it. The key, is to make iAnother one. Another one." As he does his gay little dance
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aforementioned escorting-russel-wilson-through-garbage manager is apparently having the greatest day of his life setting this up. thor 4 only in theaters.
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WE ARE FAILING OUR CHILDREN
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dog brained people
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Michael Mann confirms Adam Driver is in talks to play Neil McCauley in ‘HEAT 2’. (Source: )
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Am I allowed to say that zendaya isn't very good in dune
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@ZakHaring even more iconic to me than this is the way in the earlier interview he responds to eric's "what's up with claymation?" with such a powerfully simple, "What's up with it?"
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@MonkipiQuinn Lmao I've been waiting for them to put all four rebuilds in a set together and got so soul strickenly terrified for a second that this was it
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@lowprobea Unfortunately yes lol
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because this is inexplicably blowing up and making people sad i wanna clarify that this didn't happen today and hasn't happened at all since the prices went down like 25 cents and any time in the past it happened the kids parents were near to put down the Big Bellevue Bucks
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The TRUE HORROR of US??? (ENDING EXPLAINED) - 10:21
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A special arrival: my first ever purchase of a marvel product
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As of this morning there are now currently 86 tickets sold over all showtimes of the entire day lol presumably he was posting on social media so people are coming but like 75% of that entire number is at the 7:20 show lol
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hobbit bts
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no way
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@klayfruit Have been an art fan my whole life. This street art by Kduardo Eobra makes seeth with rage.
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@WrongCarWay @RocknRollGary Thats because the movie is lady bird
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I don't want to alarm you guys but I am about 90% sure that Babylon 2022 has MULTIPLE VERSIONS that play like rare variants (for sure 1, w testimony of what might be a 3rd but might be the same, described differently). I am not making this up & may be the first person to discover
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@chiweethegod the final moments of bliss this child will ever know
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@ItsmindofJson json who is this guy
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im gonna fucking throw up from laughing i literally went to a random video of gameplay
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@capybaroness hate when im being forced to participate in misogynistic society by writing an acclaimed screenplay for a legendary director (????)
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@Java_jigga Took this last night if you're looking for more instances lol
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losing my mind lol
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#WhatIsAWoman #Fortnite Edition! I went into Fortnite and asked people about the most recent documentary and ultimately, what is a women? Full video here:
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@pikedrum @breadaffects On my second playthrough I just kept accusing him of the murder and pissed him off so much he wouldn't talk to me lmao
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Maybe the most embarassing letterboxd review I've ever seen lmao. Writing fanfiction to mentally justify your shitty fave making a bad movie.
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GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE
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Sorry for dramaalaert retweet but the second video here is the most insane thing I have ever seen lmao something has gone catastrophically wrong within this guy. He shouldn't be allowed within 500 feet of women
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A victim of Twomad’s has come forward revealing that he trapped and SA’d her. Following the incident he sent her an apology video and proceeded to stalk and spam her for 7 months. In one of the occasions he even sent her a contract where he wouldn’t make sexual advances.
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Conspiracy twitter
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and the worst part is...... i just wouldn't be surprised if this were true in this f*cked up world gone loony.....
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Two kids just came up and gave this to me as a gift at work
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Twitter loves to invent posts that are completely fake and no human has been involved in at any stage and then give it 100k likes and show it to you as a "popular tweet".
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@Ex_AnarchoAnon Dsp is a scientific marvel in human attained homeostasis. He will endure, God willing.
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Every special thanks credit in a film should look like this
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@paynushaver This one twenty year old regular who comes in & buys physical tickets weeks in advance said he was maybe going to see it today & the manager next to me was trying to convince him to come see it on Thursday because he's gonna be there & him alone with jo koy is so funny to imagine
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