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@vgw_idun @OrwellNGoode Ain’t no fucking way you cook off 40% of it as moisture

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@t_h2169 @vgw_idun @OrwellNGoode idk I’m more of a grower

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@reddit_lies Paying interest and rent implies you used resources (money) you didn’t labour for… by not paying the interest or rent you are the thief, not the other way around. Profit is the margin between costs and sale price. A portion of those costs is at will labour. Who is being robbed?

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@Linda0628 @Niff_Eking @MrsCoxRocks @mmpadellan @AOC It’s more the deterrent factor. Mass shootings are rarely at police stations or military bases because everyone is armed.

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@chflorelius Legislative recognition of private property is the single most elevating activity in human history. You’re thoroughly tok’d, commie.

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@EmileZoula_ @lndian_Bronson America doesn’t do the slavery thing anymore.

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@RoyDelfino @Hedgesgurl It’s just a meaningless, virtue-signalling, dogwhistling dismissal.

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@poopswag34 @Mitski_IU_Luver The egg is probably the only remotely nutritious thing on their breakfast menu

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@Thedonofstocks @BulmaroDamaso @unusual_whales Pays 18k in rent a month and then complains people are ‘giving into prices’. Bitch, you’re doing it to.

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@BarryMenow @greentexts_bot It’s not confidence. These women approached him (it’s all fake but for sake of argument I’m suspending disbelief). They can’t magically sense energy - but they can see body language and when with a girl his would be more relaxed and satisfied. Anti desperate. Not confident.

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@WelsonWarlock @catgirl_246 @harunonakas @greentexts_bot This is a factor of density and air resistance, not mass. Two sheets of paper stacked together will fall slower than a single sheet crumpled into a ball.

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@T1R3D53V4 @MagnanimityCom @Arcane20863406 @LegacyOfRei @InternetH0F They’re small plastic blocks. They last forever. The same set of Lego might see 14 different kids if you do hand-me-downs properly. Just a bunch less number of pieces each revolution.

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@ShitpostGate I’m choosing to believe they meant ‘rapping’, but the compounding impacts of a lifetime of failed language courses, a dismissal of grammar and a mangled dialect converged it to ‘rappin’ —> ‘rappen’ —> ‘rapen’

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@SallyMayweather Anarchists be like: how dare you protect yourselves from foreign states.

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@AndrewDwillis @Vohnojoe @Kyle__Cyt0t0xiN @tombstone_squad @JeremyZha0 @ClownWorld_ They’re specifically talking about shooting kid fuckers. I think if pedophilia becomes an accepted part of culture, rampant murder should as well. Balance in all things. Does this satisfy your criteria for ‘better ideas’ and ‘better conversation’?

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@liberalnotlefty I get that it's supposed to shine a light on things, but they are actively sexualizing children in order to spread that message. I won't watch it. There's no potential for redeeming the premise via tackling those issues by exacerbating them and putting them on a world stage.

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@Beedge @DavidYoungPA @aoifegracemoore The government is your money. If people can’t support themselves how do you expect the government to do it? Magic? Wealth taxes? Even if done to the extent needed to float half of civilization it will dry up awfully quick without industries.

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@jujueve2004 @connvex @NourAbadiii there's content creation, there's artistic license, there's parody, and then there's just plagiarism. This isn't any of those it's just lying about something. This isn't what social media is for despite everyone using it that way..

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@David_Bagdasar @ConceptualJames what you describe is a hostage situation

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@liberalnotlefty Imagine they made a film about animal abuse and abused animals in the process. Then claimed "no it's okay, see we're showing how bad animal abuse is". It's not like this is found footage or something. They hired actors, made a script, got locations and funding. It's disgusting.

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@imcozyasfrn @CraigRi37723568 @omg_tesla @HenrikHolmes Or he’s explaining the difference present in the service manual

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@nenapatja @lockoutdays @JustinWhang The only way alcohol would have any influence on this situation is if the guy whose holding the gun was hit in the head with a forty creek bottle after drinking a case of it 13 minutes before he got this call.

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@T1R3D53V4 @MagnanimityCom @Arcane20863406 @LegacyOfRei @InternetH0F I had a cheap dad. I don’t know what a ‘financially abusive dad’ is unless he’s charging a 13 y/o rent or something. I don’t really think parents owe that much to their children beyond needs and love.

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@TheWildWun @Charalanahzard I don't think senseless debate is odder than questioning people about the senseless debating, to be honest. Actually, questioning it is odder for sure.

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@SoDakTruth @HannahDCox Hunger, war, and natural disasters exist ‘because capitalism’ according to this list. Are you okay?

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@GBMEIBG @grain_oats @JayTokar @crazyclipsonly Turns out the victim does have the right to judge a threat, and execute a response to that threat; no jury necessary. Don’t be a threat. Don’t commit crimes. Nothing to worry about.

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@AshleyTheLeft @whatever Lmfao what? Nazis on a side mission of trans erasure is a crazy history fan fic.

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@TheDoctor_X_ @ShitpostGate I don’t believe you but I’m going to do a 30/70 bacon juice/olive oil mix and see what happens.

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@TransHomophobes @Grindr Gay men accidently getting another man pregnant will be funny in a few years

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@NatureisScary This is how I imagine boats worked before they invented wind.

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@chflorelius I have many times. Your concept of personal property erodes into nothing, eventually.

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@memelordengels @Pbizzlemyshizzl @putitonmomsnig @asmith2306 @AlvaroMorono @AmyMek Animals shouldn’t bite the hand that feeds.

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@SocialNomadRach I’m offended. If I’m extremely tired, extremely high, or both, my eyes look like this.

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@KennyOnHenny @KEEMSTAR i think it was more the darting towards cops with guns drawn saying "put the knife down" that did it.

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@IndianTintin_ @greentexts_bot It’s fallacious to say centrists are centrists on every single issue to be able to claim centrists make this fallacy and that the issues they are centrists on actually do have advantageous moderate positions.

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@hollowearthterf What a fundamental misunderstanding of that culture. The ‘old ball and chain’ was always lighthearted. They would rather have a family to complain about than no family at all. Bachelors were mockingly talked up but resoundingly looked down upon

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@neverpilled @tim_focht @stevenvoiceover Or you’re deluded into seeing imaginary Nazis when more realistic explanations for your political differences exist… no, no, they’re definitely Nazis you must be right :\

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@TheDoctor_X_ @ShitpostGate Nah I’m more of a relish kinda guy. Dill popcorn is legit.

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@JeffreyLucifer @marionumber4 Fucking fantasy land population: palestine flags.

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@whois_John_Galt @99Teutons @greentexts_bot Fabric stretches, it’s also on the internet and probably never happened. Don’t think about it too much.

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@2Dissents @LilithLovett Fucking with a match to: getting a match thrown at you is way closer than getting a match thrown at you to: you punching a women in the face. Like, they’re not even in the same dimensions unless you’re coated in a layer of accelerant or some shit

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@joshieboy5 @RitaPanahi Yes a sucker punch from behind by a masked assailant. This fucking generation has no honour, which is why they had to make mutual combat illegal.

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@goblineau @MrCatLover99 @greentexts_bot Nah we strapped. Social risk exceeds physical at this point.

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@Garnet_2203 @unlearn16tweet It took you 97 seconds to make a single point which was steeped in blatant bias and required the listener to overlook 6 different logical fallacies to even pretend it was coherent. No, there isn’t medical consensus on beneficial use of puberty blockers and hormone therapy.

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@Suzy2313922857 @ScooterCasterNY "Every bad thing that happens between 2016-2020 is trumps fault lol" - you

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@JessesLaw @jacktorrance182 @MomoSaysSo @meganamram @SamuelAAdams This is too meta.

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@CBCRadioCanada @CBC The one way flow of cash is influence ->involvement, no matter how it is spun. It is hard to take serious an entity which depends on what it is critiquing.

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@NFTriplicity @InternetH0F Except work for their own money

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@delusionalpath @vulg4ritygames @ShitpostGate I find it hilarious when people walk around modern society with the head canon that they’re some rugged pioneer pathfinder. You’re just going to ducking Walmart with some thots get over it.

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@requiemdlasnu @greentexts_bot Tipping isn’t designed to be a reward for exceptional service for this type of work. The base wages are not worth it to anyone. The only reason people do that type of work is the reasonable expectation of tips. If enough people didn’t tip, people would simply do other things.

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@CrystalshineMa @AMERICANOBLONDE @Jineece @InternetH0F Lady it’s digital altered lol get a grip

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@emusworld84 @ShitpostGate Someone with more time than me fact check this and then maybe it’ll come out in 20 years like everything

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@RedditSlag I think the desire to see boobs predates google

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@itsmissbeehole @anicestew @fillerbs @DeadlyKlappy87 @GopnikHckyLife @Cmilazzo111 @ganeshan_iyer @NoContextHumans Look at the functions google is interpreting. It is not (6/2) the two is part of the 1+2 function. This is taught in any intro calculus of functions class. Basic algebra and ‘math’ classes don’t treat factorable functions

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@officialkriika @JustLikeMikee Was wearing that as he emerged in the water too

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@PowayPatrick17 @adamcarolla Small children who may observe you from 40 paces and be horribly shaken by your disregard for the lives of their grandparents who live two states over. Or something.

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@sucesstrolling @ProdByToo_Saint @alunarfiregirl Imagine thinking your mom not buying you and all your siblings an Apple Vision Pro to use in your 3k sq ft McMansion is suffering. So weak.

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@vmenonnyc @RubinReport @elonmusk 25 shares of tesla (pre split) is worth more than median income in most places by its self. They also earn regular income. I’m not doing the math because I don’t have the figures, but i’m gonna go ahead and bet they’re sitting pretty right about now.

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@MrAndyNgo You don't understand, Andy! The dining tables were wobbly - they did not equally distribute (weight). The only logical solution was to flip them over completely rather than working to prop up one of the legs.

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@stian_antonius @BestFightClip I think he hit someone at 1:19 Sounded like they hit something and the reaction and demenour of everyone changed

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@skrabkanamrkve @David554221515 @Stupid_Reploid @MarvMusic @amazing_physics It’s not genocide if you intentionally breed more.

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@HP simping is a disease hewlett-packard is interested in spreading. plz install antivirus friends

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@EdwardBedivere @YALiberty Your false perception of a consensus, communicated to you and enforced by the powerful is called tyranny, sir. I’m not sure what’s up everyone else’s ass, but I can see your beloved rulers’ cocks firmly up yours.

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@a_thomas36 @SemenzaMatthew1 @crazyclips_ That’s not even true lmfao leave the hood for once in your life

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@JaiDeliete @americnhumanist So, in an academic context, he challenges the prevailing opinions in an effort for people to further understand the underlying concepts? By gee, what a monster.

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@skrabkanamrkve @David554221515 @Stupid_Reploid @MarvMusic @amazing_physics Because people misuse the term genocide and it’s annoying.

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@frullathor @Geo_AW You loved it.

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@DreamChildKoLo @rawbbitch @TRIGGERHAPPYV1 Well, no, you’re talking about the sulfates and sulfides in onions and garlic.

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@socialdistanxng @jujueve2004 @connvex @NourAbadiii People wonder why the government gets away with lying so much and why 85% of the population under the age of 32 has trust issues. QUIT LYING PEOPLE

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@InsaneCope @NewKivster @DefiantLs Or they are just independent and you sometimes agree with them and sometimes you don’t. Not everyone needs to subscribe to your polarized insanity.

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@Ashiyarshu @DelusionPosting Nearly every civilized country has one of those “within 2 years” exceptions for this exact scenario

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@sleepy_devo We need Dev to stay poor before he becomes a champagne socialist.

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@_Gnarsenic @ShitpostGate There were space Jamaicans in a book published in the 80s about a rogue AI titled ‘Neuromancer’ written by William Gibson. They lived in a space colony called ‘Zion’ and just smoked weed and made music all day. He basically predicted dubstep and META 2 decades in advance.

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@netflix I had longish hair as a kid because I didn't want some strange fuck cutting my hair. I was misgendered by a convenience store clerk when I bought a bone for my dog during a walk at age 9. I didn't correct the lady because I got my bone and that was the extent of our relationship.

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@Pady_oFurniture @YALiberty Good to know having potentially having been around someone with a runny nose is grounds for probable cause. Why do you all beg to kneel?

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@csyonyx @junkyfile13 @Khalvin008 @InternetH0F They’re based on generalizations, which are /supposed/ to be based in general reality, which isn’t prejudice, even if it isn’t a global universal truth - that’s not a realistic standard for any piece of information.

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@Exorcyzm @EdgelordLs I choose none. Celebration should be reserved for tradition and achievement.

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@PirateSpitter @zz_24ch_zz @PetiteNicoco Then take it the fuck outside.

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@MomKat_1 @pissboymcgee Jordan doesn’t want the ‘Palestinians’ in gaza or the West Bank. Probably because they keep forming new terrorist organizations and causing a bunch of shit everywhere they go. These fucking progressive sheep just blindly support whoever is lower on the intersectionality scale.

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@_nomadic_soul @Charlie__Mart What is a universally true statistic?

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@agunnwrites @MrAndyNgo That's what we're gonna focus on, huh?

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@rishabh_jain_61 @SethAMandel You are correct. If denouncing israel was accompanied with similar denouncements of other governments by the same crowd you would have a relevant argument. You do not have a relevant argument.

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@chikabiai @mcsaladfinger @royposner @InternetH0F I wouldn’t call it beautiful and calm. They fully experience every ounce of misery with no mental distraction to keep them on point.

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@TheOnion If you miss you gotta keep the kid

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@MrAndyNgo 4th of july is going pretty long this year

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@Arcticwolf1911 @KCH_76 @Rothmus Do you think Uber drivers are in it for the love of the game and to prevent people from driving drunk? Or are they just trying to make money?

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@IndianTintin_ @ShitpostGate Dogs are the first animal humans domesticated. Evidence of dog ownership in all known civilizations. They didn’t domesticate them for food. Hell, THEY may have domesticated US. Eating them is an abhorrent betrayal. Cattle were exclusively domesticated for food.

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@justksshit @reddit_lies There are literal mountains of ‘evidence’ (given that its sociological in nature, it’s inherently limited) from sources in all corners of the political spectrum suggesting adolescent porn use leads to negative social outcomes and opinions regarding women, sex, and relationships.

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@Savox_YT @ShitpostGate He ain’t makin them throw cunilingus my friend

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@SKmacro @simonerzim The people telling Stalin and Mao not to kill people had their lives ruined or got killed, though. I don’t really see how you drew this conclusion

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@jessicaasmiith1 @KaitMarieox Meh, even in times of crisis your rights should not be infringed by an external force, but by voluntarism. Sure, support staying home but they have the god given right to assemble, and as the saying goes; if you don’t use it you lose o

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@TheDeepOffice @UnbiasedCrime @JhonNewman17 @lporiginalg Qualitative hypothesis’ aren’t data.

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@Destiny_Warlox @TSFights If you have short appendages you need to let your opponent attempt to close gaps so you can exploit their vulnerabilities. If you step first they can smack you before you’re even in range.

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@SigmaSyndicate @RedoArchonof @Epicgam16203394 You’re joking but they actually think this way and that anyone that disagrees with them just hasn’t had the opportunity to hear their esoteric wisdom yet. Fatherless behaviour.

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@Dynamo_Patrick @wildtiktokss This is worse than the original meme.

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@ConceptualJames I wish I never went to university. I’d be 3x wealthier and my business would be twice the size. I learned nothing and just paid for a business degree no one even values anymore.

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@SocialNomadRach Barbie doesn’t have a vagina so naturally Schumer would have nothing for her character to talk about if she was involved in the project.

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@thecitadel100 @Zalemishome @SocialNomadRach oof. 2 reel bro this is tweetown.

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@SallyMayweather inb4 they all get filled with the box set of friends and North Korea decides to invade.

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