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Drew Curtis

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Hey everyone - turns 25 this year. We're celebrating with a 25th Anniversary live event on October 12th at the Lyric Theater in Lexington, Kentucky. Tickets available at the link below.

Fark25: The 25th Anniversary Fark Party

Come celebrate the 25th Anniversary of Fark with us as we revisit the Best of the First 25 Years of Fark

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4 years

This tweet aged well

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9 years

Admission: I'm a time traveler from 2020. Enjoy 2016 - it's as good as it gets for awhile

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Admission: I'm a time traveler from 2020. Enjoy 2016 - it's as good as it gets for awhile

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Man creates new Twitter account, only posts Trump tweets word for word, gets banned rapidly

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@Keep_your_lies_ November

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@Vigilant1000 @scalzi I did!

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@Hmoustapharr no

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The Federal Government continues to spend far too much money trying to rescue Matt Damon. He knew what he was getting into

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@L1l_f1re states will open up to soon and have to close down again

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@MyqueI November 2020

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@bruhlax which one? There are two

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@Giarlton can't talk about it. Learned my lesson last year. The Seahawks were -supposed- to win

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Political journalism twitter just got real quiet. Probably reacquainting themselves with the Flynn/Saudi nuclear tech transfer timeline…

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@medericforever Vaccine by September

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@420_Swallowski Don't give guns to robots

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I don’t know who needs to hear this but the world is not going to end on June 21st. Or this year. Or this decade. However there might be complications. Vote

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@MemeThisHoe yes

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Things will get better

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I like how CNN keeps the question on screen so we can compare how far off topic the candidates eventually roam #GOPDebate

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4 years

Hope everyone’s ready for the longest October in history, this is just the tip of the iceberg

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4 years

Halfway done with 2020 - hang in there folks :)

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I did! You wouldn’t believe the stuff I actually fixed

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Mitch McConnell voted today, and all we got was this perfect photobomb

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@Capone6694 @caro yup it's in the range, that was from new years eve 2015

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Admission: I'm a loopback time traveler from 2025. Enjoy 2021 - it's as good as it gets for awhile

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@james_jpeg vote

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Hey time traveler followers - the world didn’t end today. Also - everyone trying to scare you is trying to sell you something

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There's always a tweet - Ultimate Edition

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@its_rossey @bruhlax August/September

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@maygen2001 I don't know but if it follows the usual pattern, right after one of them comes out of rehab for the first time

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4 years

it's a low bar but - things improved once everyone heeded my warning. You should've seen the other timeline

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@alonetimeirwin it's a low bar, but better

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Tomorrow I’ll be releasing a very specific timeline of how the next three weeks are going to go

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Everyone ready for the double hurricanes next week?

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9 years

Trump just showed he'll cancel an event if enough people protest it. Game on

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@MaxwellLuxray Things get way worse in South America and Africa but it's gradual

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As soon as one of them runs out of money

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4 years

Be good to each other. We’re all we have

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4 years

I declare victory

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3 years

Let’s tell everyone there’s a vaccine shortage

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4 years

Hold on to your butts

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Trump’s strategy: If you can’t win a debate, don’t let the other guy talk #PresidentialDebate

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@tapisseriefille the real rough part is post election when he blames election fraud

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@Naziru24 you should see what I fixed. Crazy stuff

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My middle son Chance was already excited about the time travel stuff but I just told him I invented Florida Man also and it blew his mind

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This aged well

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@meiselasb Happy 10th Anniversary of the Obama Tan Suit controversy

Social Media Explodes Over President Obama's Tan Suit

He had to sneak it in before Labor Day.

abcnews.go.com

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@macready_john @gtconway3d yes

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@MasonKCMO it's a five year average

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Every state that re-opens schools will have an outbreak 10-14 days later and have to shut them down again

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@javi305fl I run a news aggregation website and reading everything keeps me a step ahead

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2021 highlights: Puerto Rico and DC become states, multiple Trump admin officials end up in jail

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@Cakebomb321 yes

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3 years

Don’t know who made this but this is some master level trolling right here

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4 years

The number of things I did not tweet tonight might be a record

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1) light 2) Mormons

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For the rest of our lives, everyone will claim it was totally obvious that sending kids back to school would kick off the worst covid outbreak the world has ever seen Hindsight is literally 2020

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h/t @brooklynmarie

Whistleblowers: Flynn backed plan to transfer nuclear tech to Saudis

Investigators fear President Trump is still considering the plan, which was pushed by Flynn and Trump friend Tom Barrack.

www.nbcnews.com

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I'm just a really good guesser. Really really good

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@sidney_burden @Keep_your_lies_ before. Specifically on the 3rd

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@knightshift859 @BizarreLazar what he actually proved was Trump is getting preferential treatment from Twitter

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@betsyrnewman @DevinCow things will get better

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oh look someone's already put one together h/t @brooklynmarie again

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@gagggnnooonn yes

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Always bet against the apocalypse

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You should see what I fixed! This is actually the best timeline

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@RoylBengalTigrs @DevinCow vote

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@Tut_siee No (probably)

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Turn off the news, spend time with your family, come back tomorrow to find out what actually happened. It's a better use of your time

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@MartyGotWoods @Keep_your_lies_ 2020

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Hang in there folks, closer and closer. This won’t be the only one either

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Fancy animation when you heart a tweet w the #IVoted hashtag, check it

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Merry Xmas everyone. Five more days here before loopback-me from 2025 gets here. Anyone have any questions for him?

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Just realized that the fact we are going to watch the debate at a friends house so our kids don't accidentally see it is kind of terrifying

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4 years

Hey everyone the mutant ticks arrived on time

Swarms of deadly mutant ticks invade parts of Russia with 2,125 kids attacked

Russia's Krasnoyarsk region has been blighted by many more blood-sucking ticks than normal as the area continues to reel from the deadly coronavirus outbreak

www.dailystar.co.uk

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@scalzi I demand a recount there’s no way you outscored @neilhimself by 9 points ;)

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@KelseyCoCa @L1l_f1re Florida is why we can't have nice things

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So here's a thread on how the next few weeks are going to play out...

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For those wondering what the penalty for unauthorized nuclear technology transfer is...

Julius and Ethel Rosenberg executed for espionage | June 19, 1953 | HISTORY

Julius and Ethel Rosenberg, who were convicted of conspiring to pass U.S. atomic secrets to the Soviets, are executed at Sing Sing Prison in Ossining, New York.

www.history.com

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6 years

It happened not long after they invaded Georgia

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4 years

Maybe they meant 1/20/2021?

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Time traveler alert

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@HPr2005 rest of the school year yes

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Zero chance

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Politics is sucking up most of the news cycle but meanwhile amazing things are happening thanks to what we learned from Covid in 2020

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@KliKlixo I love the reference :)

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I declare victory

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I don't mean to alarm anyone but Kentucky's first Covid-19 cases were in Cynthiana, which is where Rick is from in The Walking Dead comics in the first issue

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Dry January was going just fine until today

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Today two years ago was The Last Normal Day

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@toontoom23 @L1l_f1re no but I'm heading back to 1862 to drop off some cigars in a field in maryland next

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@elonmusk This won’t work out how you think it will. Does anyone on your team have community experience?

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JustSecurity may need to add this one to their timeline eventually

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It wasn't all in CAPS and every word was spelled correctly I don't buy it #PresidentialAlert

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Plain as day

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@26BJ_ @gagggnnooonn 2020 will eventually get better

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@salaam For whatever reason the US presidential elections have been near copies of the KY gubernatorial elections from the year prior, and in 2019 once Bevin lost the establishment threw him under the bus immediately. If that repeats, no and no

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Hurricane Laura hits harder than expected, the federal government has no recovery plan, protests in Kenosha

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@OliviaLaMignon @ArenasChristina there's more coming not to worry

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If anyone’s running a top ten best protest signs contest this one should be considered

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