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My Twitter account was hacked tomorrow night.
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@CasualMMAinc Pour some Vera on me
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@MMAFighting wanting a rematch is a symptom
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@MMAFighting Rosas has crazy anxiety. Poor kid, hope he gets his nose fixed.
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@michaelschwab13 For a guy that hasn’t seen much action 10 is imo. But I bet he’s top 6 by season end.
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@MMAFighting DC isn’t a punk
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@thefightbubble Johnny Walker not being the scarecrow from Wizard of Oz.
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@ufc @UNmgdv @ESPNPlus so scary no one will fight him 1st round KO.
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@BenTheBaneDavis 5 rounds of Rose is stronger than a pint of crown royal and milligrams of alprazolam.
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@MMAFighting he will, but we all hope he waits Gimme T City next, then Max in Nov. Volk should start fighting Porier, Chandler
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Roses are red Violets are blue Face in the pillow Ssshhh, no talking.
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@HappyPunch projecting is sad
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Love is blind and so are blind people
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Hey, you know you’re awesome, right?
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@UFCombat1 If Dawson can’t get a single he’s gonna get checked. But every fight is an opp to work his striking which Grant needs. Bobby Green is a killer.
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dolphins are the scumbags of the sea
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Do you ever listen to music ironically and then all of a sudden you never made it as a wiseman or couldn’t cut it as a poor man stealing…fuck
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Is this solar eclipse thing going to kill the Mayans again somehow?
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@MMAFighting Wake me up for 302 then
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If you ever look back on a moment in your life and feel #embarrassment or shame for what you did or said, it simply means you’ve matured and improved as an individual. #Congratulations on the growth!
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@TheMMAlien @BenTheBaneDavis That’s just allergies and a Prime drink
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I like to pretend that instead of 'Turn Down For What' they say 'Dance Like A Slut' and then I do my dance.
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Rejection only means that you’re one step closer to acceptance
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There is a fine line between a maniac and a genius.
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@DromasGamerHD Orlando, FL
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You must be stressed to be best.
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@sandipantsmma @iSponge_ line up change Beignet M. in for Boudin J. at Pitcher
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Don’t forget, we are all trapped between Infinities.
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Who would you say is the most powerful woman in the world? #feminism #redpill #jamesblunt #hardquestions
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I eat full sized tomatoes like apples. If that upsets you, it should.
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do vampires just never get HIV the virus that causes AIDS?
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@TheRealMegalito This is an incredibly well run space dealing with complicated and divisive issues kudos to the host and cohost
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Salty ejaculate is an early indication of a Vitamin C deficiency.
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I hope today is so good, it’s better than tomorrow.
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@OnPointMMA Khabib or a derivative there of.
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hey if you ever see me fucking up please tap me on the shoulder and be real we all need help to course correct friends tell friends when your cock is out @aaronneville -‘Everybody Plays the Fool’
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I was told that “I parent spaces“ and that kind of hit hard tonight
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I cut down plastic six pack rings so as not to accidentally kill a dolphin. I want to be present for every dolphin I kill.
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Being heterosexual and hating/disrespecting women is a zero sum game. Don’t take your fear and blame it on a whole group of people, that’s…bad logic.
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Happy birthday, Christianity!
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The only person that can embarrass you is yourself. If you look back on a time and feel embarrassed… …congratulations… …that’s called growth.
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Did anyone like “Monster Squad” growing up? I miss the days of a good old montage of children making things and scheming before the climax - Don’t tell mom the babysitters dead - Ernest goes to camp - Army of darkness
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Racism is a trait of the under-evolved imo.
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I treat pancakes like cocaine. Never more than once a week and only for breakfast.
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@BrayMMA84 my least favorite is Dricus bc of apartied
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@RachelJohn46763 Take care of one another Disengage with hate Hate is the poison spread by the weak
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Back when folks were all about raising the roof, I instead opted to simply lift the roof. Which is prolly why my back is fucked up now. #HealthandSafety #withyourknees
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You can’t make up and assert a future to explain why you won’t do something. “If I date a girl, she’ll just use me for my money” No.
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“ Writing more poetry “ is not a solution to any problem
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manipulation is an art and I for one respect it.
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@XTechSupport I get told that I’m shadow banned all the time on here but I honestly dont believe it. If I am, kindly just read my last 10-20 posts & I hope you will see I’m not a jerk I’ve only been banned from one place in my entire life and i mean fuck @bathbodyworks
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It’s a tough one now but we’re alll going to stay sane and friends.
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When was the last time you set a goal you knew you couldn’t reach?
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Is ‘Pre-Trans’ a compliment? Hoping to find a compliment in anything nowadays.
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I’m a huge fan of almost nothing.
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sometimes the meaning is less important than the thoughtfulness
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It’s like I always say, buy good toilet paper and you will never need Kleenex.
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Pretty sure @olivegarden is a mafia den and $clean franchised and dispersed amongst the protected and connected go to one between 2-5pm on a weekday you’ll know
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A Frightening Excitement
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🔥🦎GET IN HERE🐊🔥
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@GamebredFighter @NateDiaz209 @fanmio scar tissue that I wish you saw
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when I meet someone that challenges my take, opinion or belief, I like to see if they can poke wholes in my logic cause if they actually can, we will be friends and I’ll have an original thinker around me #WinWin
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Reach out to an old friend tomorrow. Text an inside joke or just a ‘hope ur good’. Reaching out to people makes a difference. #friends
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Drink a glass of water. By the time you’re thirsty, it’s too late. The body only absorbs about a glass an hour. You can’t quickly resolve dehydration.
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I’m not the kind of person to obligate a friend.
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@mma_orbit Guess which one speaks English? It might surprise you.
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I never brag but I fucking love fig newtons.
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Disagreement is usually the result of thinking and we can all agree that thinking is good
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Men who say what they want in a woman meanings explained: 1. ‘Good Cook’- he currently lives with his mom 2. ‘Cleans’ - he currently lives with his mom 3. ‘No Drama’ - he currently lives with his mom
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@TheSeattled Love you guys take good care of each other night night
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May these days be our worst!
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This is my favorite alt version of the Soviet Union flag.
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honestly I don’t care what u are I assume your a fat black Jewish emo self loather and I’m still here listening so continue
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‘who’s got the worst wife’ is not a fun game
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@_Hippie_Mikey great group of wonderful people being nice to one another. It nice to hear yall.
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It’s a man’s right not to choose
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I’d fuck a purpose. Shit I’ve already fucked a #dolphin .
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#sharks are a psyop invented by big scuba @Jaws4Jews
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Remember when we used to call kidnapped kids just runaways. That was kind of fucked up. @soulasylum
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How the fuck does a microwave have a button on it that just says potato. There are like tons of different types of potatoes and sizes How does the microwave know? At KitchenAid
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There’s no such thing as a dead end if you work hard enough. Except marriage.
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Started watching this year‘s Academy award winner and I understand its appeal, but I’m not sure it deserved so much recognition. What’s the deal with #Openhymen ? @NolanNews
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@ufc @GilbertDurinho Burns going full cosplay as Toadstool from MarioKart LFG!
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disrespect in real time is crazy save it for your diary
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Covid was a soft reset.
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a #condom that makes your dick bigger @TrojanCondoms chop chop
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In my opinion, people who stay up all night love the present. People who sleep early, love the idea of the future.
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@Jon_Anik can we please call the #UFC299 Poirier - Saint Denis fight: The Louisiana Hurtchase #Josephine #IsToBlame @ufc #Modelo
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I’ve never been a fan of a reach around because I think it means you’ve got a dick in your ass
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for every priest that molested a young alter boy there is a dozen silent culpable nuns
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Truth is a mask that eats into the face.
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No one puts enough blame on @Drake for creating a decade of ‘rhymed feelings’ disguised as rap for unwitting men to consume. #BitchMade = #DrakeMade Thanks Again Canada
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How do I make a meme on the iPhone? I’m in an uncreative mood this morning. #meme #techsupport
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City grocery store parking garages are like lousy gangbangs. Just waiting in a line for some guy up front you can’t even see to pull out. @HEB
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Sex Trafficking Puns are just the best.
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Another banger from the writing staff over at Fox Nation 😑
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I just found out Chandler died & I’m livid. How many of our heroes have to fall under the sword of #BigJacuzzi before regulatory action is put into place!?! Call your congressman and let’s stop the senseless #MurderSpa mafia from taking another one of our #Friends .
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Under is such a good word that there aren’t many synonyms. Under Is King
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Try to take nothing personally today. Or don’t take just one thing personally today. Assume the shithead who cut you off in traffic is just unfamiliar with the area, didn’t see you and is honestly struggling. Assume that guy in the sedan who called you a ‘useless dildo’ is
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Sometimes I wonder if the sad I get without you would be better than the sad I get with you
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@rms267 shit goes in and out of only one of them
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