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Megalito

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

7 months

Everyone needs metal band friends to up the funny level

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Megalito

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12 days

@Rothmus Also true: My toddlers were like “hey Mom what’s for dinner”, i said “vodka with a side of vodka”, and they were like “HELL YEAH!!!!!” And drove to get the vodka cuz i already drank all the vodka.

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Megalito

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2 months

@SomaKazima Better to learn supervised and live then to through it alone and die

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Megalito

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2 years

We had to say farewell for now to our Wylie today. We were so blessed for the 15 years of love, fun, and hilarious shenanigans he gave us. It was such a treat to enjoy him so long. The best boy and biggest silly soul we’ll never forget. Rest sweet my love. #GooniesNeverSayDie 💜🐾

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

2 years

What dentist do i have to fuck to get this damn molar out??? Im about to go insane, this is pure stupidity 😡😡😭😭😭

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

7 years

Princess Bali #DogsOfTwitter #Beautiful #BestDogs #InnocentCreatures

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

2 years

Is it ok to eat ice cream sammiches for breakfast? I don’t see why not 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

1 year

@TheRealBuzz Hey Buzz Darling… Why do you wear 3 watches?

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

2 years

Having some stuff goin on with my Dad at the hospital. So naturally, taking a break today. Love ya, let me know what fun i missed 💜🤓

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

2 months

@CeliaBedelia @dwiskus This is 1000x better than the fish rescue

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

3 years

This is the most eventful episode of #TheFive on @FoxNews i think i’ve ever seen 😲 @greggutfeld @DanaPerino @JesseBWatters and i saw my love sweet @JaniceDean in there by the tree. 💜💜 congrats, well done, thank you! And go figure #Smollett had to crash the party 😂🤦🏻‍♀️

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

2 years

Its fucking cold here…. Nobody asked my permission for that. What is this shit 🥶

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

3 years

President Trump and his America first policies were working. The MAGA movement is the future of the GOP. @MichaelJohns joins Rob and Andrew to discuss CPAC and the future of the GOP. #Freespeech #Patriots 💜💜 Tune in below 👇 LIVE

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

2 years

When am i allowed to start drinking… it’s 11:11 already 🤨

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

2 years

So 🧐 if they say chanting USA is a dog whistle to white supremacy… Who the left whistling at tonight?

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

28 days

@shesbonky To call your husband “sir” in anything but a joking or silly way is the weirdest shit… like tell me you love when he shits on your chest after he cums, and i’m gunna say “interesting couple”; But tell me you legit call him “sir” to be *obedient* and *avoid conflict*, and im

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

1 year

@Figensport Baby beefeater omg way cute

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

3 years

Ahhhhh Chris Wallace needs to go eat a.... something that rhymes with rick.

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

3 years

@Coyote443 @noblers144 @eb454 Especially the ones with the weathered hillary stickers still hangin on for dear life next to it 🙌🏼

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

3 years

Who’a up with me?

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

3 years

Well that was messed up... lol suspended for “inappropriate and phonographic material” Lol fun. Won my appeal but now i have no follows and no friends lol.... dang....’ Does anyone see me?

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

3 years

Hey there are balloons on my profile! Aww twitter actually did something cute 😂💜🎈

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

2 years

💀💜💕💙

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

4 years

@Edward_Chang_8 @MrAndyNgo Liberal mayors and district attorneys who refuse to press charges, handcuffing the police and stabbing them in the back

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

7 months

I love farting. I don’t care if i lose friends over it, go ahead and block me cuz im not sorry 💨

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

3 years

How far back are you supposed to go for #TBThursday ?? 😇⚾️⚾️

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

4 years

@RaychelTania @RepAdamSchiff You with the best tweet of the week so far

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

2 years

Can someone teach me how to do makeup? I gotta actually go somewhere, and would prefer not to look like Mimi from the Drew Carey show… 😬

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

3 years

Hahahha i didn’t get locked out for saying cunt 😂😂😂😂

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

1 year

@DailyLoud Is he wearing shoulder pads? Why does she have boxers on her face? IM SO CONFUSED KANYE HALP!

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

2 years

Time to rest easy now, my big Alfredo. Thank you for the best greeting kisses a mama could have ever dreamt. You got lotsa buddies waiting to greet you on the other side. I’ll miss you too much, my love bug. We’ll all miss your silly self 💜💜 #GooniesNeverSayDie 🐾😢

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

2 years

Can summer just get here already??? #NewProfilePic

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

1 year

How he drew and detailed the tail is pretty adorable

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

3 years

Hey i did a circle! I have a hot crew, saaawwweeeeeeeeet! 😏🤓

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

2 years

I lost 3 friends today, already? Was it something i said? Lol 😆🤷🏻‍♀️

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

6 years

@TranquilTouchAB @justincap_ @CNN @CNNPolitics I uspect he IS high lol 💉

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

6 years

@prayingmedic The liberal corruption is so deep and wide in CA, of things like this and worse abuse/misuse of our $$ that is desperately needed to fix infrastructure and general safety for citizens. It will continue to be hushed tho, cuz there is no balance of power here

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

2 years

I think Russia nuked my intestines… cuz im definitely a’Pootin

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

7 months

HOLY SHIT IT HAPPENED, THE MOTHERFUCKERS DID IT 😲😲😲😲😖😖😖😖😖😖

Dubzy

@DubzyOnceAgain

7 months

I literally cannot even right now 😤

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

2 years

Poor doggo 😂

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

2 years

Well if i lose my account, it was only cuz i said i hope pelosi’s covid will at least calm down her wizard hands… 🤣🤣 love you all.

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

3 months

@tfd_jrdy “Listen, the gate is closed for a reason”…

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

2 years

Well, i got blocked and reported by a leaky mangina. Sorry he killed the room cuz his mom never loved him. 💜💜

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

4 years

@auerbachmarc @MichaelShindler @scottderrickson *bullet proof pasties

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

2 years

When do we all get to put Ukraine filters on our profile pix?

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

29 days

@SomaKazima Aside from that obviously someone in that group is expecting a baby girl, i have no idea what else is going on and who’s who and why. Im so confused right now.

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

2 years

APB- Meg Is Wasted. You’re welcome.

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

2 years

Happy Easter/Passover and “sugar high kids” day lol… Hugs your peoples. Love ya’ll 💜 see ya tomorrow 🙏🏼💜🐰🥂

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

2 years

Am i a total loser for putting a badass cat condo/tree on my amazon wishlist? 🧐🤔😸

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

2 years

K subject switch, but same menu! 🤣 What is your “go to” song to make love to? 🍑🍆💦💦

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

2 years

Isn’t there a saying about how it’s bad to fall asleep while drunk? 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

2 years

Calling all WEIRDOS!!! One hour to charge up phones and then we’re having a party to celebrate me being off my boat of misery 🤣🤣🤣 let’s talk. I miss ya’ll 💜💜💜💜💜💜

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

2 years

Only allowed to use toilet if you kiss the lion first 💜💜

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

25 days

@MustangMan_TX Looks like an old doggo too. Hats off to those officers. Can you dm me any story that shows up about this locally? Interested to see this dog's story

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

2 years

Sweet! THE Illuminati is in my DMs asking me to join, as i have been chosen. 🧐 Super can’t wait for that meeting mixer 🍸🍸🥳

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

2 years

Gaahhhhh so cold and rainy this am, and then BONUS- a juicy earthquake. Guess what this girl’s doin for a while? Stayin under my blankees and doin nothin 🤓

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

3 years

Omg who’s up with me?

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

2 years

Ya’ll know what this means? BEER BUTT CHICKEN!🐓🍺🔥🔥

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

4 years

@hrtablaze @AlzheimerJoe The cold blooded senseless murder of an innocent black police officer, documented on facebook live... yet not a peep about it by democrat or minority leadership. So they’re all telling us that is OK cuz a white cop senselessly killed an unarmed black man ina diff state last week?

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

2 years

Where is everyone?

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

9 months

This is the best thing to come out of 2023 and not only deserves an oscar but a nobel peace prize 😂😂💀💀💀

𝕂𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕊𝕡𝕖𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝𝕂

@CallMeK1123

9 months

Sweet fancy Moses!

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

4 years

@ChuckCallesto Obamacare is shit, i can attest for that

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

3 years

I wanna drunk tweet this weekend 🤓😏🤨😭

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

7 years

@geekaybe @ReliableSources wait that was a woman???!!!

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

2 months

The second we had kids, i had a flash forward to these kind of future delights 💜

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

4 years

@TieRepublican Turn the music up and put it into gear. Drive drive drive. Let their parents scrape whats left of them off the pavement

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

2 years

Im double happy that i woke up and checked my twitter while on the toilet just now.😂

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

1 year

Update to all the #WeirdosSpace #AsS crew who have been missing our @DOM_FADDA ******** I just got off the phone with him. He would like me to share with you all that he is doing the best he can and moving forward in his recovery. He loves you all and will be on X soon enough💜

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

6 months

Ladies… If a man asks you to be with him… and presents you with this… How fast are you leaving everything behind? 😍😍😍

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

3 years

Where my night owls at?

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

7 years

@subwoofersound @VP @POTUS care to provide some proof of this carpet bombing, David?

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

2 years

This is the most boring Johnny Depp movie I’ve ever seen.

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

9 months

@buckeyebettie This is propaganda. There are many ways to articulate a point, this is not it. Please don’t raise sons to think this, or let vulnerable insecure men convince themselves of these things to justify anger that should be manifested in productive self-confidence. This is the opposite.

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

7 months

1/ Happy New Year to all my friends here. Been a rough year. Lost too many great people from here, but their impact on us makes them immortal. Thank you to all the awesome people who’ve come around, even the annoying ones. This social media thing would be shit without you.

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

2 years

Recovering from seizures, hubs is home- But love my fam and no losers will think they got us down. Opening Weirdos for about an hour if any fam wants to come home to play for a bit 💜

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

3 years

@bforboss9 I had a 1 and a 7… yesterday… in 65 degrees… and im 35. Should i be ashamed or proud? Lol

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

2 years

I’ll just leave this here n see who notices 😇 TY @TweetMeen 🦈😎

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

2 years

Well, when i made a tortoise emergency ward at home… I didn’t expect to have a volunteer nurse on call 🤣

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

2 years

my special talent is not noticing when my phone is gunna die 😇 lol sorry

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

10 months

When Tom is on an important phone call

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

8 months

Happy turkey day all my frens 💜 we’re kinda skipping the holiday tomorrow no big dealio this year, lol too tired! So i’ll be around and will hold a space for us holiday orphans to gather for some loves, whoever is interested. Feel free to pop by. Love and appreciate you all 🙏🏼

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

8 months

The only reason id get a shelf elf is to do this.

🧚🏻‍♂️ Connielod 🧚🏻‍♂️

@PeriwinkleLaLa

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

3 years

@TMar10_ The butt 😏

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

3 years

@VacationFriends @hulu I usually don’t go positive on promo tweets… but i watched this last night and was giggling it up so much. It’s actually a really funny movie. All the cast was hilarious. 🌺🌴🍹🍸🥂🍾 “This margarita salt is weird tasting” 😂

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

2 years

For you who wants to be a crazy person and wasting your time talking shit saying I’m fake… Sorry your Dad obviously didn’t love you 💜 Your ex husband shoulda bought you some self-esteem, instead of those tits 🥴

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

2 years

You know when you abruptly wake up from a really frustrating dream… lol and then end up stay frustrated for a while? Smh… so annoying 🤦🏻‍♀️😆

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

4 years

@CalebJHull If they are addressed speaking at a logical volume and without profanity and derogatory slogans, they will happily talk with you and you’ll be surprised to hear they are generally on your side. Most of us are, but its being ruined by paid agitators who don’t give a shit about you

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Megalito

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@creepydotorg

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

3 years

Ok, does anyone have a natural home remedy fot a bad wicked tooth? Ones you’ve tried and/or used and really felt like it helped the pain Im at level 10 emergency , so i’ll take any sound advise n thicks i can try, before i have to be sedated to get the local dental clinic lol 🥴

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

3 years

@jamie_kelly04 This person needs to watch way more forensic files... We can so get away with something way cooler with like 40 less steps.

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

2 years

Well fuck

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

10 months

This is Tom trying to help me get ready to go and do grown up things these days… poor him lol

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

2 years

Well, i was gunna open a weirdos space party tonight… But getting home i am one exhausted meatball. Tomorrow, a weirdos party. Be there or be square 😝 miss ya’ll and love ya’ll 💜

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

2 years

What’s up buttercups?

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

1 year

Real question- Why are people dogging on these girls? How are they not acceptable? Im not understanding this and the comments at all

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@Emilio2763

1 year

This is Why BEER GOGGLES Were INVENTED…

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

2 years

Lol trying to sleep but hearing a splash splash… my cat Oliver was playing like a fool in the water dish. And then went to sleep in a stupid position next to the water dish. How am i supposed to sleep with these shenanigans going on? 😂 🤦🏻‍♀️

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

2 years

I did it!!! 🎉🥳🎊🍾🪩 @Isaacisgroovy WOOOOOOOO!!! 69 party!!!!😎😎😎😎😎🥳🥳🥳🤓🙌🏼🥰🥰🥰🤭🥰🥰

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

2 years

Im bored 😢 Fix it 😫

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Megalito

@TheRealMegalito

4 years

@KaitMarieox He is a paid protester, we knew it. @CNN and @MSNBC owes the public an ON AIR apology for that lie among others surrounding the #CovingtonCatholic incident

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