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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

10 months

god called me it was an assdial

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

2 months

I know it’s boring but the dark hearts at the HERITAGE FOUNDATION authored “Project 2025” for Donald Trump. They also got a 501 (c)(3) tax exemption. It’s illegal to do both Form 13909 allows you to drop a dime on this abuse (theft). 23-7327730 is their EIN

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

19 days

You punchdrunk numbscull magats can kiss my Irish ass

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

4 years

@NotHoodlum @realDonaldTrump @VP @MarkMeadows @nytimes Lonely Putter

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

2 months

#NewProfilePic

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

1 month

Yes friends is nearly 4:20 AM missed it by 🤏 much Today marks my 72nd lap around our loving fireball Just waiting on the Keurig for fresh hot go juice in my NGFM mug

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

4 years

@JoeySalads @JoeBiden Joey Joey Joey you are not exactly in a position to suggest who drinks what

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

1 month

Remember this guy? He was a counter intelligence agent for the FBI. His name is Peter Strzok. That’s a Polish name. So is Copernicus. Trump had him fired. He just received a judgment for 1.2 million. Personally, I applaud the fellow.

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

1 month

I wore this into work and peeps was snapping pics n” shit

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

2 months

Spencer has a big bulge in his pants. Unfortunately it’s in the back. If he loses his tax exemption both he and the HERITAGE FOUNDATION will be neutered.

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

4 years

@natashaldaly So two cats walk into a bar. One has been tested the other not so much. Trump walks in and grabs them both.

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

2 months

Yesterday I posted directions on how to relieve the Heritage Foundation of its unwarranted 501(c)3 tax exemption. A good friend asked his followers to take a chance and follow me. I got more than 5000 followers and they’re still coming. The rules say I can’t follow anymore now

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

2 months

the HERITAGE FOUNDATION violates the conditions of tax exemption 501 (c)(3) status Complaint Form 13909 can take them down. 23-7327730 is their EIN

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

4 years

@TxT_o_ @bagsnotfirst @ManUtdTrueDevil @notbalin @goddesstrixie_ What fun would that be ?

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

2 months

@Colonel_Myway I am flushed with honor at this effusive accolade NGFM

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Douglas Baldwin

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2 months

@Colonel_Myway Good morning Sarge I never go full MAGA and so can you @Colonel_Myway

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

22 days

Thanks Roger

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

4 years

@TanyaLa82446356 @DWUhlfelderLaw D&D / attempted murder / aggravated assault / molesting a minor /

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

2 months

My flabber is ghasted. Leon put the cuffs on my follow finger but I will get at it tomorrow until all you fine folks are respected. Might take a week or so.

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

4 years

@thecarysinger @PHL77 She’s the Eagle Rock nostril bandit

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

4 years

@JamesPhipps @atrupar Yes that was his lardship Down Down Down Dowd

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

4 years

@mrddmia @MayorBowser @realDonaldTrump @DCPoliceDept Mike I’d like to be able to see things from your point of view but realistically I don’t think I can push my head that far up my ass

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

4 years

@SteveSchmidtSES @jheil @ratemyskyperoom @JHeils One should invert one’s pineapple in times of national emergency

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

1 year

@DocAtCDI Guy goes to see his Rabbi I’m obsessed with living forever Get married says the Rabbi I get married I live forever? No, you lose the obsession Ba tish bang bump

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

18 days

What is this diety’s name?

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

19 days

@joncoopertweets Staff Sgt. Johnson says: Later she can change the U to an A. See There’s hope.

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

16 days

This is my friend who comes to meet me when I come home from work. I live up the street from the Pacific. I can see it out my window. This rabbit and its family have studied (with their fast little hearts) the secrets of the deep for millennia.

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

24 days

What exactly does this mean? That the guy wearing it is hung? Unlikely.

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

3 months

@TulsiGabbardrep @AlinaHabba What is Tulsi backwards?

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

1 month

Good Morning!

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

1 year

@DocAtCDI Lassie

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

1 year

@AmandaLarreni I love everything about her.

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

4 years

@kansangrump @ghastlybluff @ORIONBLUE5 @darndifino

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

1 month

Once again our banner has been star strangled but as with the rest of this discord, truth, freedom and justice shall prevail. Can I get a Hallelujah?

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

5 years

@FrMatthewLC That’s how DT senior got the bone spurs ... dashing his foot against a stone ... thence came the Archangel Moscow Mitch to prevent any further mishaps

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

10 months

@DocAtCDI A screenshot of my two favorite intellects …

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

2 months

NGFM

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

1 year

@HallowApp Give it up. It’s a hustle. It’s a fairytale. Zombies and demons. Oh my!

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

1 month

Good Morning fellow orbiters

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

1 month

Do not be alarmed. Just let your vote render this madness to ashes

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

4 years

@MAGA_butterfly @mattgaetz @Pepedeluxe4 @realDonaldTrump Wow! What an honor it is to share a tweet platen with a guy who knows a guy who is peripheral to a television fictional depiction of a motorcycle gang! Wow!

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

9 months

Pass along for Peace

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

1 month

Good Morning Sports Fans

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

23 days

Good morning Harris fans

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

4 years

@gabrielitaaa10 @WhiteHouse @realDonaldTrump Muy loco

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

4 years

@AdiposeChaser @CreativeTiana @Bay_Dazzlin Enough of this male bashing! Next thing you know it’ll be trunk drivers. “Your tree barks too much” These are the roots of discrimination. Leaf me alone. Clearly, I’m in limbo limbo limbo.

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

4 months

@smc429 Chowdah! Say it! Chowdah!

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

11 days

@Bubblebathgirl I know where that is and that ain’t huge. I used to let my dog crap there. I would clean it up but it’s not the first time there’s been shit at a Rodeo. (Some might get that)

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

19 days

Never Forget

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

23 days

Post repeat Post

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

1 year

@dbongino Hi I’m Dan I drink my own urine

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

4 years

@noirdosser @pastorhodge @SandyDarity @doritegrocery @RanchoCordovaPD Sargent Tess Deterding is probably the best at literacy in the department. Let’s hear from baldy. Let’s get his side of the story. Was he afraid for his life from the threat of an eighty pound skinny little boy with a heart condition? Give that man a cigar?

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

2 months

That good friend is Staff Sgt. Johnson @Colonel_Myway He is an American PATriot. Please follow him swiftly as justice. I’ll keep working to follow back as many as I can. Don’t forget IRS form 13909 EIN 23-7327730

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

14 days

This was on my kitchen wall this morning. At first I thought it was Ted Cruz but then I looked it up on iNaturalist. It could be a mouse spider. They don’t weave webs. They hunt nocturnally and kinda slobber on their prey. Not unlike Ted.

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

15 days

Good morning beach rabbits

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Douglas Baldwin

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

1 month

Let’s all pass this around some until Gunther et alia get the fucking point that their shrimpdick anger should become activism against the oil cartel that continues to bleed us dry.

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

4 years

@WhiteHouse @realDonaldTrump Gasbag

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

4 years

@a_desperately @WhiteHouse Manifest Density

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

29 days

Here’s my man now… Parish played for the Celtics Dummkopf I dont want to tey your Mauser. Perhaps better English might be a good idea? Nein?

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

10 months

Stolen from Political Nation

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

2 years

@MammothNationUS I buy mammoth nation creams

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Douglas Baldwin

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@JavonAPrice

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

19 days

Stolen

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

17 days

Stolen from Thaddeus

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

24 days

@RyanAFournier You’re young Fournier. Bush crashed the economy. Obama lead it to health. Trump wasted this momentum. Senile old Joe yanked the Dow over 40k. Tell the truth. Do you drink more now that you are frightened?

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

1 year

@Esproc_eviL @RealJoeBonanno @ACTBrigitte Jail time

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

20 days

I was picked reee! Lucky me.

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

4 years

@arelab13 @bubbaprog @parscale @realDonaldTrump Annie, baby, footage of your live birth (viviparous) can also be found online dispelling the erroneous rumor of the reptilian hatching that many many people have comfort in believing.

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

4 years

@wdunlap Please wear red so we will know where to spit

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

4 years

@StlHistoryMan @unfurrowedbrow @hannahforva @TheAlexBurg @Bencjacobs @SusieusMaximus So Mark, where you going to bury that cat?

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

4 years

@drawandstrike @jonathan_laymon Wanted: forty pounds of unsalted butter missing

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

1 month

⁦ @AnnieForTruth ⁩ Drummed this up. I reposted. It stole the post. I’m going to repost my own post. This twerp is bad. Real bad.

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

28 days

@RachelBitecofer @WFaybill @Heritage @Prjct2025 I got an invite to contribute to the Whoritage Foundation in the mail today. Glee wept from my clown eye. There was an 800 546 2843 but if everybody calls it then it might be difficult for them or they’d have to change it which would goof up their fund drive so don’t call it.

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

19 days

May I share an original poem with you my friends?

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

18 days

It’s 4:05 AM on the California Coast. I like to say good morning to all the good monks and Hermits preparing whatever it is that those folks eat for breakfast. And a happy day to the rest of youse.

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

15 days

Good Morning! I’m k.d. Lang and I fully support Kamala Harris

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

1 year

@laurenboebert

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

4 years

@lldarkdank710 @Mrtimrock @WhiteHouse Crash is lonley ... sad

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

1 month

Good Morning Sports Fans

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

20 days

That’s right

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

9 months

@ResonanceEnter1 Shammy rooked mahvlus. Pentagrammatically.

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

21 days

Hey look! Agenda 47 Yet additional totalitarian high jinx!

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Douglas Baldwin

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

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Good Morning lung users

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

2 months

James Tate posted a brilliant idea: Congress should propose a DONALD TRUMP GUN SAFETY AND FIREARM bill. Then get some popcorn NGFM

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

1 month

Just think of how many Git tar strangs you’d be needin’ ifn there weren’t no cats. So I suggest you eat the meat just like nobody’s lookin, like me’n the couch action (inhales through nostrils) saweeeet!

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Douglas Baldwin

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Douglas Baldwin

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Don’t Boo Vote!

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Douglas Baldwin

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

1 month

@AshleyRParker @michaelscherer A vote for Joe is a vote against Project 2025 The Heritage Foundation wrote it thusly nullifying their 501(c)(3) tax exempt status. IRS complaint form 13909 can be anonymously sent. Heritage Foundation EIN 23-7327730

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

2 months

Good morning sportsfans NGFM

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

8 months

@GaryPetersonUSA I’d like to scuff my perineum on those dark wigglers.

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

1 year

@IRMAASolution @geekybiblogger @photoframd @ACTBrigitte No say over pump prices Oil company stooges should be nite lubed

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

4 years

@VanStreetDog @JonnieReynolds @QOFE7 @Grasshopper2049 @Whippersteve The lovely laughter was like a song of celebration in nature.

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Douglas Baldwin

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Douglas Baldwin

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4 years

@MizCoretta @Parry1994 @the_resistor @MeidasTouch @morgfair @EricTrump Chipmunk for sale!

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

13 days

This is just down the road from another magic kingdom. Minnie was so faklempt she passed out. Luckily, Mickey was there to give her mouse to mouse resuscitation.

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Douglas Baldwin

@DougCarbMaster

6 months

@juliaioffe @kate13luna This should get global recognition that Elon bans NAVALNY

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