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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

2 years

Foamy Beers For Good Times- a little super 8 film.

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

2 years

If Boris Johnson cries on TV I'll do 90% sale on the webshop so we can all watch it together with some tinnies.

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

5 years

TV idea: Homebrewers compete to make lagers in a busy brewpub while Gordon Ramsay calls them all arseholes in 'Helles Kitchen'.

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

5 years

Sheffield is the promised land.

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

4 years

Annual policy reminder.

Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

5 years

All Tories are hereby banned from drinking Donzoko beers.

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

3 years

Please buy our new 40 litre cans

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

4 years

Picked up the keys to the next stage for our brewery. 3.5 years building up to this!

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

4 years

I've taken the site down. It pretty much exploded and Its sold more cans than I have in stock, everything is sold out 😢 thank you all for the support. 🙏

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

1 year

Exactly 7 years ago today we launched Donzoko, today I can announce our final form- The Home Of Foam.

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

9 months

You've heard of Sober October, now get ready for Fuckin Please Buy My Rauchbier February.

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

4 years

Fuck Wetherspoons.

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

5 years

19 months ago I was brewing 20L, just mashed in on 60hL of Helles 😬

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

5 years

All Tories are hereby banned from drinking Donzoko beers.

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

1 year

TRAIN BEER. We are pleased to announce we are working with @LumoTravel to have our beer on board Edinburgh -Kings Cross east coast mainline trains.

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

4 years

Brexit has made my pilsner malt incredibly difficult to access, our German hops significantly pricier to ship to us. Even things like cacao for a special release very difficult to get. Didn't need this rn tbh lads.

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

2 years

Got a tank of Big Foam that will have seen two monarchs and three prime ministers before it's packaged.

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

3 years

WE ARE MOVING COUNTRIES. But nothing will really change. Watch the video pls. Extended (funnier) version in the replies below!

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

1 year

Don't drink and eBay.

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

4 years

Lads xxx

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

11 months

THE HOME OF FOAM Help us build a unique brewery and taproom in Ouseburn, Newcastle Upon Tyne.

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

4 years

If the Tories close the pubs and only pay some wages, they won't support the breweries, the doormen, the cleaners, the maltsters, the hop farmers, the coffee roasters, the wholesalers, the taxi drivers, the takeaways, the food suppliers etc etc etc. It's a chain, init.

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

1 year

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the debut grand opening of Donzoko Bistro Bed and Breakfast Bar and Grill Cafe lounge on the water

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

4 years

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

4 years

McDonald's had global revenue of £16,157,715,000 in 2018. They'll be alright, your local independent gaff, not so much.

Burger King

@BurgerKingUK

4 years

We know, we never thought we’d be saying this either.

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

4 years

County Durham is mint, but we don't need Tory melts to visit us.

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

4 years

Described by Sophie Ellis Bextor as "light and creamy..." 🙃 Get Garden Bier on our webshop in a mix pack with 10% off code MURDERONTHEDANCEFLOOR 😅

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

3 months

Lovely folks, after lots of hard work, and lots of delays, I'd like to tentatively invite you to our grand opening weekend.

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

4 years

Garden Bier is a new 3.8% Session lager, brewed with a decoction and hopped with UK varieties First Gold, Challenger, and hops grown in my garden. Its smooth, malty and delicately floral. Real delicious like.

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

4 years

DONZOKO'S VERY NICE FLOOR. J'adore le floor. Tile city. After squeegeeing concrete non stop for the last 4 years I'm in love.

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

1 year

We got the keys to our 6,000sqft brewery and taproom today. What city is it? What country is it in? What crisps will it have? Time will tell xo

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

5 years

Some exciting news regarding our new triple fruited coolship pastry stout here

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

3 years

10 thousand litres of Donzoko lagers just sitting there having a good time.

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

2 years

For the last 5 years we've been a one man band, brewing, sales, accounting and marketing has just been me with different fake mustaches. But next week we hire someone!

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

3 years

Pleased to announce we are releasing a series of NFTs this year! Nice Foamy Tinnies.

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

3 years

If you've drank Donzoko beer on keg or cans other than N Helles, it's come from this tiny shed. which we vacated today ✌️

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

1 year

Well that's an entire brewery moved from Austria to the UK, and put Into storage. But, where in the UK should we put it? (Suggestions welcome)

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

6 months

Excited to announce we have appointed a new CEO, straight from a really cool Scottish brand!

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

6 years

2018= MENTAL... Doubled capacity twice. Dialled in Northern Helles.10 other beers. Two cans. Indy Man(!?) Some great industry pals. 2019 sees... (hopefully) our own brewhouse. Some staff other than me. An ¡online shop! for fresh cans, And, as always, making better Helles.💞 🤹‍♂️🍻

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

3 years

Hear me out, a beer festival but instead of beer it's just frozen margaritas.

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

2 months

We open a week today! Is the beer packaged yet? No. Do we have staff No. Do we have crisps? No. but do we have a 5ft handmade stained glass window? Of course.

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

5 years

Northern Helles sliding onto your local pubs taplist like

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

4 years

The only thing I sell that benefits from the vat cut is frazzles and I give them away for free. Tories man.

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

4 years

1000 bottles manually corked and caged 💪💪

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

6 years

Northern Helles is with German malt, NZ hops + yeast from France. Currently importing barrels from Germany and beginning to export beer to the EU. Plz help make my life less complicated.🤞. .

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

4 years

Days like today I wish I made a refreshing product that was great on hot days. Would be a marketing goldmine. Nevermind.

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

4 years

Thjs twitter is only big enough for the one Donald.

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

1 year

Pls no one steal my brewery

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

3 years

I haven't brewed this beer for two years because Sophie Ellis Bextor said it was buttery on live TV. BUT IT IS COMING BACK.

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

5 years

Fireworks: -Cold -Expensive -Dogs think you're an arse Watching Lord of the Rings with a can of Helles: -Over eleven hours -Dogs love it -Refreshing -Watch Denethor die

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

4 years

Will swap entire brewery for a solero

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

4 years

If I see any of youse littering I'll stop brewing Big Foam.

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

4 years

As of 12.21pm Hartlepool time, i'm pleased to announce its officially HELLES WEATHER. boy oh boyyyyyy

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

4 years

Things don't always go to plan...

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

2 months

First "test beer" through the taproom lines.

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

1 year

Apologie for the constant train spam, and welcome to our new followers! Looking forward to having a train beer with you from the 21st

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

5 years

Be kind to bar staff this Christmas xo

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

4 years

These absolutely mint tankards were handmade for us by Penman Ceramics. They've got the D embossed in the front and our logo stamped on the base. Very limited, hitting the webshop at 5pm.

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

11 months

Broke ground on the brewery today in Newcastle. Lovely.

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

5 years

Pleased to announce we now offer this on Northern Helles at select venues but it just prints "I'm a bellend"

Graeme

@graeme224466

5 years

If you drink Guinness you can now have your photo scanned on the head 🍻🤷‍♂️

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

5 years

A lot of people are asking if I am brewing an Oktoberfest beer this year! Well, I'm excited to announce that the answer is no because I forgot.

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

5 years

This Christmas, Instead of paying £8 for a shan hot chocolate from a shed. Why not visit some indie shops and cafes. Christmas markets are nee good.

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

2 years

Brewed my first ever batch of beer, Northern Helles, 5 years ago today, into my sole tank, that I bought with a grant from uni. Crazy how time goes!

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

2 years

The only NFTs we will try to sell you is Nice Foamy Tinnies.

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

5 years

Just pulled this sucker off the canning line.

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

4 years

While I'm at home isolating, my auntie and uncle stepped in to build pallets to keep the beer flowing. look at that work! 👏👏👏

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

5 years

Oh hi Col, yea, on way to London, achievement city. Got a little eventaroony, going to be swift as a bluetits beak. Southampton arms, yea, 6pm. k-town. Grab yourself a campachoochoo on me. Ciao ciao. #trainguy .

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

4 years

FULL BLOOM. A spritzy sour beer, with jasmine+ hibiscus flowers, and Hallertau Blanc. Fermented with Lachancea yeast. Big white wine pink lemonade citric hit, heady jasmine and a campari style bitterness at the end. SUMMER FOREVER. 1/3

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

5 years

I have hundreds of bags of space raiders. Order off the damn online shop or I will have to eat them all.

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

5 years

Pure buzzing to be shortlisted for 3 awards today, Beer of the year, New brewery and oung brewer. Bit mental. At @BrewJournal choice awards.

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

4 years

Hey, Launching a new lager on the 15th may. I'm real excited about it,!

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

5 years

It's actually only cask if it's the cask region of France, otherwise it's called sparkled keykeg.

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

4 years

Beers of precisely this colour are the most handsome.

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

4 years

FESTBIER. The king of Donzoko Lagers. Pilsner, a little Vienna and Munich Malts, decoction mash, Tettnang and Blanc hops. A beer worth celebrating with.

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

2 years

While the millionaire riding a bike has the audacity to tell you beer is the secret to a happier life, you could be having a Real Lager. Donzoko Northern Helles.

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

5 years

Tesco don't even retail the best meal deals, never mind beer.

SIBA

@SIBANational

5 years

Now for the UK’s Best Independent Craft Beer Retailer - Multiple. And the winner is… @Tesco . Congratulations!

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

6 years

Beer of the bloody YEAR! Thanks to everyone's who's drunk our little lager the last year. You're the best. And ofc @honestbrew . For all your home delivery Helles needs.

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

6 months

We will be opening our new brewery, Stepney bank, for a few hours 12-5 Today (Saturday) and Sunday, with a limited bar! This is a sneaky preview to test things and is not our full opening weekend.

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

3 years

As a brewery from England who's just moved to Scotland (more on that tomorrow) All I can say is I hope the real winner is sports.

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

4 years

If 2020 was a barman.

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

5 years

Donzoko beer ideas 2020: Hop House 14, possibly even 16. Darker Fruits. Kronenbourg 6969. Guinness 2.

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

4 years

As black as midnight on a moonless night, Our collab with @cloudwaterbrew is almost ready to be awoken from its lagery slumber.

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

5 years

I changed up a small % of the grains in the latest batch of Northern Helles. Unnoticeable in taste. But the effect on foam stability is magnificent.

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

4 years

Donzoko where customer service is our number 7 priority.

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

1 year

Serving bankers of Festbier in Tokyo from a barrel into stone mugs up there with the most mental stuff we've done.

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

3 years

I know this is a brewery account and all that, but how lush is prawn toast.

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

4 years

Christmas is about family. ♥️

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

3 years

Donzoko lager, as Northern as killing your brother's kestrel.

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

5 years

My name is... My name is...

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

3 years

1 like and I'll hand label ~2k bottles

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

5 years

Got people asking what BIG FOAM is and why it's a "Rustic Lager" -Contains unmalted grain (local spelt in this case) -Cold, bottom fermented -Unfiltered unfined with minimal processing. -Displays fermentation characterists (yeast flavours, notable natural acidity)

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

4 years

Beyond upset to have been snubbed by Michelin once again, the quality of free crisps I've served via the Webshop this year has been worldbeating.

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

4 years

SELECT PILS. Out first pils! 7g/l Tettnanger hops sourced directly from the farm in Tettnang. Bamberger Pils malt. Intensely hoppy, bitter insanely crisp. 5% celebration of simple ingredients. Its proper class. Preorder on

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Donzoko

@DonzokoBeer

3 years

LIL' FOAM. A new little 2.8% lager with local spelt and a tonne of Nelson Sauvin hops in a tiny foamy package. in our eyes, the ultimate session beer. Its as crisp as Gary Linekars packed lunch, mate. WEBSHOP AT 5 tonight!