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@Don_Chonkster

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6 years

@kbnoswag I think they sell this exact phrase on posters at Hobby Lobby

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Texas A&M probably has some weird tradition after a coach gets fired where the campus goes dark and all the students dress up as scarecrows and meet at some fountain and sacrifice the person with the lowest grades on campus while doing cheers

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Auburn twitter running with the smallest of coaching hire rumors

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@kbnoswag The Live Laugh Love poster in your home you're about to get foreclosed on is the only thing getting you through your day

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Losses against unranked teams: Bama: 4 Auburn: 0

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Wins against teams ranked #1 Alabama: 1 Auburn: 0

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2 years

Using only a restaurant, tell us where you went to college.

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@darrenrovell Darren, what is average water consumption for a west coast mid-level sized office with revenue of $10 million per year that has 1 water cooler?

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@morganisawizard @elonmusk Onlyfans bout to take a hit

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@downersgrove77 @ComfortablySmug @colleenwach Busted

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Auburn Football Freshman Year Senior Year

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5 years

Auburn Twitter: looking at y’all

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@DefiantLs oof

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5 years

@FOXSoccer @Kmarkobarstool False, this is a bar in Toronto watching KD hurt himself

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4 years

@lilsasquatch66 Your mom's pretty hot dude, is she single?

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5 years

Me after drinking 12 white claws during an Auburn win

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This is so fucked up, my grandma died being eaten by turkeys

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POV: The dinner tables turned & a family is gathering around your dead body to share why they’re thankful.

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6 years

@darrenrovell Darren, what will this do for season ticket sales for alumni over the age of 55?

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3 years

@RampCapitalLLC Full refund for my portfolio in the last 3 months

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6 years

@PFTCommenter Are those US Bank Cornhole boards?

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6 years

@tim_cook Mr. Apple, please DO NOT update bio until after the Final Four. It's good luck.

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1 year

@Jerrythekid21 Was basically just a highlight reel of him partying in college and then making excuses for why he sucked in the NFL

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5 years

@morganisawizard And yet its unfair to ask voters to have government ID on them, totally normal

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3 years

@katebarstool Kate's followers responding

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6 years

Welp

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6 years

Twitter reminding me of a simpler time on this terrible Tuesday @katebarstool @UncleChaps

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6 years

University of Alabama was no joke tonight, lets hope UAT doesn't keep it as close

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3 years

@downersgrove77 @ComfortablySmug @colleenwach The saga continues

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Auburn won AND bama lost?

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@treyburgs @NHL @AnaheimDucks

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6 years

@tim_cook @coachbrucepearl @AuburnMBB You’re gonna have to change your bio to Auburn 🏈&🏀

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Auburn fans from 2013 to 2023

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5 years

Sup

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5 years

There is no doubt in my mind if Oregon played Auburn today it would win by 14+

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2 years

Hear me out, much like the A&M midnight yell, a midnight Creed Read every Friday before a home game at toomers corner

JOSH BYNES FOREVER

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2 years

Would it help this fan base heal if I started doing guided Auburn Creed studies every week? Would you attend?

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@kimberleeerose Got caught duck watching in the wrong neighborhood

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3 years

Camped all night to be first in line! War eagle!

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5 years

Did the USPS create this list?

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5 years

The 10 most trusted brands in America, according to new poll by @MorningConsult

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6 years

I walked THROUGH the concourse during elections

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@RampCapitalLLC I intentionally don’t get enough so I have to go back to Home Depot at least once or twice

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5 years

For the Tigers #WarEagle

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#DoItForChuma

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4 years

These uga tailgates get weirder and weirder every year

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3 years

Can’t wait to visit the calmest, most inviting environment in college football. See you soon penn state! #WeAre

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5 years

My parents recently adopted a new dog and my dog lives with them. He’s worn his blue bandana since 2013 miracle season when he lived in Auburn. My parents both went to Oregon and lost a bet so now their new pup has to wear orange for Auburn #WarEaglePups

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8 years

Well apparently Newport Beach is the best place to meet eligible women and has the best bachelor guys according to @1027KIISFM

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6 years

@helen The humility keeps him grounded

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5 years

Headed to Dallas in style #WDE

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@Don_Chonkster

5 years

Thank you to all those that helped me. Though the battle may be won, the war continues

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5 years

Auburn: Back to Back PAC 12 Champs

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6 years

I’m never touching a fucking white claw ever again

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5 years

Rod would have had so much fun this basketball season

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The Equestrian team wouldn't have blown that lead

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@TylerIAm Fuck around and find out Rudolph

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3 years

@jimmybuffett Looking forward to more boat drinks next year

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3 years

1 like and I’ll adopt this gentleman

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5 years

Me when my basketball team is undefeated and number 5 in the AP poll

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6 years

Imagine being from cullman alabama

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Imagine trying to bash a team that hung half a hundo on you.

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BREAKING: Chonk's official Auburn Restaurant Top 10 Rankings: 1) McDonalds on Magnolia 2) Jimmy Johns 3) Pita Pit 4) Taco Bell on Gay 5) Borgar King (RIP) 6) Subway on Magnolia 7) Sonic Drive Thru 8) Dominos 9) Papa Johns 10) The Hound cc: @wesyoung_

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@darrenrovell Darren, was there a certificate of authenticity?

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5 years

@morganisawizard @itplol If you don’t make the state minimum during your shift, it automatically bumps to that per hour, the $2~ is for recording purposes. Tip your servers cash so they don’t have to declare and get paid more

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One thing is for sure, we are going to get a DOPE HBO Documentary about COVID once this is all over

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6 years

That little girl has amazing handwriting

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These kids dedicate their nightly prayers to the separated children, according to their mother

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Uncle @tim_cook can you please make sure this is the most high tech athletic facility in the country pretty please? ☺️

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10 months

Items wise, this is the nicest yard sale in the history of Tuscaloosa

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3 years

"How was your Friday night?" "It was a freaking movie"

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How they manage to still get recruits is beyond me.

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4 years

Imagine working your ass off for months, feeling healthier than ever, looking amazing, and some fat blogger that gave up on every diet they've ever tried in 3 days says you are ignorant for losing weight and not beautiful because they hate themselves and what they look like

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Adele's new birthday photo thanking frontline workers sparks debate on body image

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@darrenrovell @AviatorsLV @4ToppsSeating Darren, what is the expected cost per year for maintenance on ripped chairs? Will there be corporate sponsors?

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Breaking: shark found in own home

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1,400-pound great white shark spotted near Myrtle Beach

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@Don_Chonkster

3 years

Is it too much to ask that my wife looks exactly like this, we move to a small southern town, buy a million dollar home worth $200k, and take instagrams every weekend portraying our incredible fake happy life?

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3 years

The Bruce Pearl Statue, outside of Bruce Pearl Arena, which houses the Pearl Family Court. Oh and Steven has unlimited tabs at 1716 and Skybar for life.

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6 years

West coast, best coast @LAAuburnClub