Coworkers: What did you do this weekend?
Me: Made some Michael Jackson videos with my cat.
Coworkers: Cats cannot perform to a Michael Jackson song?!
My Cat:
Friends: What will you do with all your time in quarantine?
Me: Probably go bowling with my cat.
Friends: But you're not really allowed to go out of the house, and cats don't know how to bowl anyway.
Me:
Boss: Working at home is the same as working on location. Our technology will alert us if your computer screen goes into sleep mode, so don't get distracted from your job.
[ working from home ]
Me:
Sometimes the holidays can be difficult but remember- You are worth it. People DO care.
Please reach out:
Suicide: 1-800-273-TALK
Self Harm: 1-800-366-8288
Addiction: 1-800-662-4357
Eating Disorders: 1-800-931-2237
Domestic Violence: 1-800-799-SAFE
Grief: 1-800-395-5755
🎶Spider-Dad, Spider-Dad,
Best kinda dad a kid could have,
Catches kids, just like flies,
Jumps a sled, no one cries
Look out!
Here comes the Spider-Dad!🎶
I was the oldest son of a single mother on welfare & food stamps. I was legally blind and wore braces on my legs to straighten them. I’m so thankful for people who loved us and shared during those difficult holidays.
Please remember those less fortunate this Christmas. Love❤️