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@Doipleson
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1 year
@NoContextBrits The greyest, most depressing capital city in Europe.
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3 months
@0xCAFEBEEF @pierbiwierbi i know it sounds really funny and like a joke, but i actually feel like the whole "fuck off, onlyfans" thing is kinda classist?
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7 months
@Iam_Nafiu @AVFCOfficial You're on Twitter, not in KFC.
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4 months
@ObedientGoy88 @psychkes @ratherbeinpisa Never seen it recommended by any reputable health service, and neither should it be. If you're religious and it helps you, that's great, but you shouldn't be trying to convert people to your faith when they're at their most vulnerable. It's abusive.
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3 months
@HilzFuld @MelanieforTrump Then stop making out it isn't. Can't have it both ways.
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1 year
@davidsm25057843 @TeltheTrekkie @TelePolitics Would you vote for them if they lowered the age of consent?
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4 months
@kellysTvNews @MesenHaiti @creepydotorg You wouldn't know a bullet to the head was happening, but it's a pretty big deal.
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6 months
@GreggAWallace Hi, Greg. How did your 90-minute appointment with your autistic son go last weekend?
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2 months
@larterlia1874 @I_amMukhtar I called you a Bluenose a while back, hoping that you'd block me, as per your bio. Sadly, this never came to fruition.
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4 months
@robdelaney Israel got what they wanted with aid charities pulling out of Gaza.
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@AndreasKoureas_ @ACORNunion Why is there a housing shortage? I'll give you a clue; it's not because there's a shortage of actual housing.
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3 months
@CharlotteS98194 Every time I think I may vote Labour again (today's announcement of renationalising the railways is one instance), I see your nonsense on here and get reminded of why I should steer well clear.
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@judeinlondon Get it up her. She seems a genuinely nasty piece of work.
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11 months
@hnryjonesjr @K77737188 @Ysgawen @I_amMukhtar I've come to the conclusion that your entire world exists only in your head.
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@_andrewkerr_ I've thought this for years. Never brought it up with anybody, because it's impossible to explain. Jason Cundy is another one.
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9 months
@I_AM_SAMT @FBAwayDays How do you propose we do that? The only airport in Gaza was bombed and bulldozed by Israel in 2001 and 2002 respectively. Israel now have Gaza blockaded. The only border that's open is Rafah, and has so far only seen 20 trucks of aid get into Gaza. Open to suggestions.
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1 year
@NateCapital @waltermasterson What makes you think leftists are against violence? I'm a leftist, and I'm all for it.
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4 months
@DrChrisParry @Brian_The_tim You're the one calling a Jewish woman a "revolting creature."
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3 months
@needybrandon There were literally Tweets from her asking Gadd to hang her curtains.
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@Herring1967 I'm worried about Labour having a huge majority. I'm also worried about fascism taking hold over the course of the next few years when they do nothing about inequality and expect people to be happy with it. Getting rid of the Tories is good, but what's coming isn't good at all.
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@Srooney67 @zukosmadre Their pay is diabolical. I didn't like having to tip in NYC, but I tipped at least 20% every time because I'm not a shithouse.
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@WayneGb88 @ScottMull7 You're starting to get it.
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@peachcrises @CatAstro_Piyush Buzzkill is a far too nice way of putting it.
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2 months
@EsheruKwaku @TariyePeterside We seem to think we're immune to it here. A lot of people are going to be shocked.
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10 months
@alexbloodfire @TheAnthonyMark @KatyMontgomerie The evidence is in the screenshot, Alex.
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@TheFreds @bazzared1903 If non-processed food makes you as stark-raving bonkers as you, I'll stick to the Rustlers burgers.
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1 year
@StephenGraham73 Pandering to the monarchy ain't for me, Stephen, and neither is this...
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1 year
@ShaneSouthdeen @birdinagale A Rangers fan accusing somebody else of being angry? You lot are permanently raging!
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1 year
@UrbanDashboard @Justinfromjup @WholeMarsBlog Exactly. There should be no ambiguity. If the pedestrian has stepped out onto the crossing, you stop. Full stop. If you're moving too fast to stop, you're driving dangerously.
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@audioguy182 I'm not the one pissed up at 11am on a Tuesday and paying for women to nosh me off. Probably best you ask a mirror that question.
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1 year
@catlovingcommie @stillgray @nypost A stopped clock, and all that...
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1 year
@joelycett These superstars are so far out of touch they don't even know how much a Kit Kat Chunky costs.
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5 months
@MichaelRapaport The IDF did most of this themselves.
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3 months
@HenryB12345 @keewa @LastBlairite You're a fan of collective punishment, then? Not for me
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1 year
@calvinrobinson @Lord_Sugar @elonmusk Well, you seem to have opted for both.
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9 months
@ShelaghFogarty @PreetKGillMP Are you suggesting it justifies bombing children?
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@Paul1Singh We expect it of the Tories. We should hold Labour to higher standards.
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9 months
@I_AM_SAMT @FBAwayDays You're not gonna find a better excuse than me telling you it's literally not possible. I await an alternative suggestion.
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10 months
@AndyMcDonaldMP Very informative. Thank you for being on the right side of history.
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11 months
@K77737188 @hnryjonesjr @Ysgawen @I_amMukhtar 🎶 he's got the whole world in his ass 🎶
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@HenryB12345 @keewa @LastBlairite I'd simply do something about my neighbour and not kill the whole of his street.
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@WestHam_Central @TheVillaWatch And Portsmouth are reigning champions of England.
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4 months
@audioguy182 Paying for it doesn't count, fella.
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@tom_watson @dirk1978 Wanting progressive social policy isn't "ultra left", Thomas.
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@PeteVillan1981 Something was said to him. He was explaining himself to Frank at the final whistle.
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@ehimen_junior @EFCevie @s_lills You heard the word in 2022.
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@ajcdeane @antisemitism I thought London was a no-go zone for Jewish people.
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@robdelaney It's so depressing to look back at what we could have had. In retrospect, I see why the powers that be were afraid. They were never going to allow such a decent human being to become PM.
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@OwenJones84 They have the best patter.
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@stillgray Who melted your face?
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1 year
@SharylJ3 @JahnCopy @jessphillips Those two things aren't mutually exclusive. Brianna can be remembered on both days, and it's not up to you to take that away from her or other members of the trans community.
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@AnnelieseDodds @Oxford_Labour The absolute neck on you.
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@drwhofan_194 @SPARintheUK @CadburyUK They usually go in my mouth whole, so the thought that this could have happened to me, and I just didn't know, is wretched.
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@CitizenUddin @metpoliceuk Did they have a "I'm only speeding because I really need a poo" sticker in their window?
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5 months
@churnwell A work colleague has vandalised my heroes wall. I'll leave no stone unturned rooting the bastard out.
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@Angel44196201 @BareLeft She's still a billionaire. Therefore, she's not spreading her wealth fairly enough.
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@Glinner @RIPJD95 I see you're di/vorced
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@Spartacus865 @BBCNews You don't have to think it's right to find it funny.
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4 months
@Scalibq @KweenInYellow @ecomarxi Beyond politicians and media moguls, this couldn't be any further from the truth. The people support Gaza, and we're appalled by the suffering Israel is inflicting on Gazans.
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@audioguy182 Get a job.
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@jamesrbuk @mwhitfield80 Is it bullying people on 4chan chat rooms?
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1 year
@TheFraserMills You heard right.
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@GenerationWhyEn @boymoderology @The_sigma_fem The hottest curry in the world was invented in the heart of England, mate.
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6 months
@FergusPower1 @Joey7Barton No real "patriot of Éire" would ever use that combination of emoji.
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10 months
@WorldByWolf @emilyhewertson Not many, given that Israel have Gaza blockaded, you walloper.
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@audioguy182 It beats getting imploded at the bottom of the North Atlantic.
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@debra_author @JustJewsUK Probably nothing compared to what has been happening to civilian Gazan's since 2007.
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@Karensm03757774 @Shelter You're right; it isn't social housing. That got sold off to the current landlords. Rent is already high because of the lack of social housing. Let them sell up. Maybe they can start working for a living to pay their mortgages instead of leeching off their tenants.
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@only_angel123 @joelycett Joe's the superstar. I've no idea who the other bloke is.
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@justmewhistling @Themiddle03 She didn't run them down. Sounds pretty tolerant to me.
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@trendylefty @SaulStaniforth Mainly because he's a massive bellend.
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@_MadeleineJane Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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@smeggychuddie @autixcx Yeah. When I worked at Tesco about 25 years ago, there was a bloke who always stank of wanking. It's hard to explain, but there's definitely a scent.
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@nakmas @TheSun A man of the cloth defending nonces. Nothing to see here.
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@Keir_Starmer Sir Keir Starmer..... Can we Fix it? Sir Keir Starmer.... No, we can't.
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@mustin_burt @Anton_K12 @thetylerhenley @waltermasterson @LaurenWitzkeDE You don't have the ability to change the past, but you can change the present. Why would you want to call anybody the N word? It's a hate crime here in the UK, and I'm assuming most other countries in Europe. It's not just a Germany thing.
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@Layer2Alex @bmay Is "elected" the word you're struggling with?
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@Mike_Fabricant Could you start identifying as an MP instead of a clown, please?
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@Tim_Merrey @broseph_stalin If I were you, I'd log off Twitter and go after the bloke who stole your best friend's face to make a prat out of him on a Piers Morgan show.
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@rdm3098 @alicksimmons @jm0ses Then he asks him to leave. Trespassing is a civil matter. Assault is not.
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@Texas_Pete1776 @RazzilDarkbrew5 @Resist_05 Considering this isn't in Gaza, I doubt Hamas is using the roads.
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@JonathanLitews2 @MetroUK As we're all handing out advice that nobody asked for, I'd like to send some your way. Away and throw shite at the moon, you bigoted wank.
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@Greekgoddess02 @Kash786Kashcruz @samuel_leeds Imagine thinking taking a chainsaw to someone's front door is a civil matter.
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@tom_watson His brand of centrism has given rise to the right. It's happening here, too. Bookmark this and come back to it at the next election, when Labour have had a term in office.
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@stevebishop92 @Kevin_Maguire We don't have to pretend. I've been on one myself, and I don't support Hamas.
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@teecorb @I_amMukhtar Free speech, not hate speech.
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