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@DoctaFartKnocka

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Ph.D. in Fart Knocking | Boozehound | former bag doer | womp lover | pack fan | brunette enthusiast | High School Varsity Football letterman ’85

North Cackalacky
Joined July 2024
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Bout to make some hats, maybe some pocket tee’s too if I’m feelin myself.
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@chrundell Might be the first time I’ve seen it’s not a blvd
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@luca_at_lax @jeff_poor @TheAUPlainsman He credited you ya fuckin pansy
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@Will_Berrell He’s that food of Chris fella
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@CletusCrink Why are his texts the magnified to the same scale as a 65+ year old man
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@BigLaquavious Is your buddy Indian by chance? (Dots not feathers)
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I’m like 98% certain this stuff cures cancer
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Is it too late to succeed and become our own country?
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@_Rust_Cohle I’d be division because I’m a home wrecker
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Just had someone ask me “yo why do you dress like you have a job interview or something?” Buddy this is called fucking sty that you clearly know nothing about. Get with the game dork.
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@brave_mango @LindyJo_74 @hartgoat Holy shit this is the most retarded thing I’ve read all day. You suck dude.
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@EliXanning27 Got the same flops on as we speak. ‘Bows just simply don’t compete with Olukai’s. Love and prosperity, Chester
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@ernestpringle69 I prefer my social media usernames posted on the back glass of my 4Runner💪
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Big 250 is gay and retarded, thanks.
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You think my buddy @BagmanAndRobin got the freaky bag?
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@TonyrussoIII @jworley69 @CFigNewton Delete your account, I hate you fucking yankee. Go back up north! I’ll die for dixie you pussy.
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@c0ldslaw Would honestly be disappointed if anyone on the burnerverse isn’t old enough to remember that. No shade by this, that was a top 4 game I’ve attended.
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@BigLaquavious Maybe we should tell him to start acting like it, kid lives like a minority.
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@ab0utdatcash69 inspired me to throw down a good ol ‘dillo. Low and Slow baby! Will be making dillo dillas once done. (Armadillo Quesadilla’s for all you gay retards that don’t know)
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Look at this hilarious Snapchat I made in my driveway earlier today 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Hell Yeah
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Had 2 quizzes back to back today. Was not a fan of either one, think I’m gonna get some bag and chillax this weekend to clear the ol noggin.
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I hate a Yankee just as much as the next guy but come on now what the fuck is this? If you buy this I hope you know I might hate you more, this is gay.
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@RaleighBill72 Threw a Raleigh pledge down in a vent with the fellas in that very house about 2 weeks back. Good group of guys Bill.
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Win the day #KonaBigWave
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Yes I’m wearing flip flops to the football game tonight Yes I’ll be drunk Yes I’ll be racked Any other questions?
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Okay one last hoorah before I attempt sobriety. Chester will be rowdy in Greenville, NC this weekend.
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@WufpackSports Burner meet up at the tailgate cocaine booths (frat lot port-a-potty’s)
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Locked a pledge in the floor and it’s only 10pm. Tonight’s gonna be a good night.
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Nothing is funnier when girls try to make you feel all bad and disgusting for doing whippets while you and your boys are trying to hit the best “I’m lil T man” impression.
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I like minorities as much as I like the one ply toilet paper in public restrooms (I don’t)
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$18 vuse, time to get 45 back In the Oval.
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@WufpackSports Hey Trevor it seems like you may have took a screenshot of the ticket not too sure if that’s allowed Dave Doeren might kill you now.
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Vodka and sprite, you betcha.
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@RaleighBill72 I did in fact get someone’s mobile order Zaxby’s today
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Prisoner swap: We get sumf back, foodacris goes back to the slammer Lock it in
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Ripping some heinous farts on the clock rn.
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I work Friday through Monday this weekend and close every shift. Do I kill myself now or later?
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I’m gonna get so drunk and racist in tiger land mark my words
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First thing I see when I wake up is Grayson McCall in a stretcher and the Demon Deacons up 10-0 on my Wolfpack. What the god damn fucking fuck!!!!
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Going to Wilmington this weekend to get a little drinking under my belt with the boys during the day and then with the misses for the night. Who’s got it better then Chester?
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Oh lord the bears are dancing now
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I love marketplace #growthegame
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Coming up on one week cocaine free. #LFG 💪
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I’ve come to conclusion the state of North Carolina is god awful at collegiate football this year. Sad to say Duke might be the best team in NC this year.
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These idiots sitting at my bar thought I was a damn wizard. There’s a tv behind them that is about 45 seconds ahead of the one behind the bar and I just kept calling out exactly what was gonna happen because I saw it first. They bought me lunch because they thought I was cool.
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My vehicle hit Four Hundred Thousand Miles today! Something about the Japanese and their ability to make reliable Cars just amazes me
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Grown men with the handwriting of a 6 year old are helpless creatures
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Went to zaxbys and they had no mobile orders sitting out to take…fuck
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I had 2 rounds of some good sex last night, woke up to an amazing blowjob. Surely nobody has it better then Chester.
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80 beers and 80 bumps? Very likely.
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@TheRickyLSU Ripped jeans… I would have dress coded that fucker so damn fast
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I hope somebody kills Jack Doherty, preferably the cartel.
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Gonna do a line of cocaine when I hit one hundred followers.
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@___Bonafide @eatemup_7 Holy shit shut up retard.
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Always gotta keep my id on me, you never know when Chester will go #ManzielMode at the bar
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Gonna have a fire breakfast and drink some beer later, todays gonna be a good day.
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Holy shit these guys look retarded😂
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I’m a big fan of @Beanshooter6969
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Slept through my midterm this morning. Used my sick excuse. Getting after the midterm as soon an Chester returns from this well deserved and needed fall break.
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Panic attack
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Holy smokes amazing pickup @UNCWwomenshoops ! I’ll be invested in some Lohan basketball this year.
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@WolfpackMav I’m no chick fil a Stan but I think something may just be wrong with your digestive system.
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Day 2 no bag
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Can confirm Chester had sex the other day.
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Update: went to another Zaxby’s and they had a mobile order sitting out for me
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Some fine pieces of porcelain at the local eatery.
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Bartender I’m currently working with is so hot yet so stupid 😂
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God dammit, the bag is meth once again.
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First @larrylovespot now @evgenykuzyfan what has this world come to…
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Gonna try to see a lady naked this weekend, it probably won’t happen.
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Hate to see the former watering hole turn gay.
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950 miles away from 400k on my 1998 4Runner 👍
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@ernestpringle69 I’m convinced my body is just a big no cap man magnet. I see that fucker every single time I go out for some fun😂
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Thursday can’t come any sooner. Gonna get a bag and probably more beer for a great night of some pack football.
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I was tapping that before she had a few extra lb’s on the gut
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Free Sumf
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Ice in my veins
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@ThatsPanicMan The Vanimal doesn’t lie, thanks brother.
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I’m a leave my car runnin at the gas pump kinda guy.
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Watched a kid panic in class as his town hall got raided.
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2 months
If Nc state loses to Tennessee I will do bad things.
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Truman Southern, you are gay.
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I hate liberals
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If you’re woman makes you a sandwich and doesn’t ask you what you want on it then she just made you another dudes sandwich.
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This Econ class of mine is looking more and more like Intro to hobbies of the white man every day.
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But if I offer $5 for head then I’m a bad person…
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Just putting this out there @NCAA I still currently have 4 years of eligibility left since I have yet to play a collegiate sport. With that being said I’m ready to get to work my recruitment is officially back #open
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Doxxing my buddy @BagmanAndRobin
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Have a free ticket lined up for the state game Saturday. Do I even bother attending? Would much rather tailgate with the fellas and watch it inside so I don’t have to be surrounded by disappointment. Also feel like attending the game calls for a long night I don’t want to have.
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@cigarettequeeen Jesus Christ Hannah you got me drooling like a retard!
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@tinycans Goodness gracious
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I’m gonna sit in my car and wait for this to pass on. I genuinely think I’ll melt like the wicked witch of the west if got drenched by rain today.
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Y’all thought I was kidding? 😂😂 The left is not safe, upper deckers are fair game
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I have one friend who gets super racked and begins manually blinking. It’s the most retarded looking thing ever😂😂😂
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Do you think Diddy was winning his freakoffs? Or is there a freakier individual that kept beating him out for the #1 freak?
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@dimebagdel It was Andrew’s bikini party😂
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@fadule_ I’m sorry I don’t see Blue Powerade on here which defaults this list as a fucking joke.
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