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Eli Xanning (Alpha Male)

@EliXanning27

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Blue Collar, Meat Eater, Drinking class, white supremacist, Kappa Box Slayer, Pastor

Oxford, MS
Joined October 2022
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@EliXanning27
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1 month
Burnerverse, this is my girlfriend. Is there anything I need to know? I don’t want to be in a Lily Lang situation.
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3 months
Espresso martini? Holy shit wait until these girls find out about cocaine.
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@EliXanning27
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1 month
@PabloEscobar605 Better than being ran through 🫠
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@EliXanning27
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2 months
Sorry for the recent inactivity. The Gia Duddy leak has completely consumed my life. I haven’t showered or eaten in days.
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@EliXanning27
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2 months
I’m nannying this summer and we go to the water park most days. Sit by pool, rip zyns all day, and college baseball is on. Might pursue a career in this.
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@EliXanning27
Eli Xanning (Alpha Male)
3 months
Yea dad fire his bitch ass!!!!!
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@EliXanning27
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2 months
Is this an overreaction?
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@EliXanning27
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4 months
Was trying to get a girl to come over and called her a n*gger. She’s not answering.
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@MurphyJLloyd And having an affair with her personal trainer
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2 months
@gritdawgg Smells like $13.50 an hour 🤣🫵
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@EliXanning27
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1 month
I see no problem here?
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@EliXanning27
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4 months
Kim jong un if you can hear us please save us
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@EliXanning27
Eli Xanning (Alpha Male)
4 months
Everytime I drink I ask a different girl to formal. I think I have 4 girls expecting me to take them
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@EliXanning27
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13 days
Going beast mode on these niggas tn
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@EliXanning27
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3 months
She blocked me so I venmoed her just to ask her what she’s doing. (Only 10 cents) It just means more.
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2 months
Tri delt fucking Tuesday
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@EliXanning27
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25 days
@Doinks2Big We missed you
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@EliXanning27
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12 days
Do NOT drink these. I threw up at the bar everywhere and talked to my ex girlfriend for thirty minutes then walked home.
@EliXanning27
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13 days
Going beast mode on these niggas tn
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@EliXanning27
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2 months
@drive4felons Yea the mom bought it for me👍
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@EliXanning27
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6 months
Sorry for the inactivity, I was banned. The left and Taylor Swift are once again after me.
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@EliXanning27
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3 months
Me if sexually assaulting girls was illegal
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@EliXanning27
Eli Xanning (Alpha Male)
3 months
@JavonteBilliams We have a 6 mg shortage here in Oxford. Hope you never have to experience this Javonte.
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Eli Xanning (Alpha Male)
1 month
My ex girlfriend got so hot im never going to recover
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@EliXanning27
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2 months
@gritdawgg Can’t quite hear you. Could use some work around the house though. You available concert boy?
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@EliXanning27
Eli Xanning (Alpha Male)
4 months
My date for tonight just faded me. She has tutoring at 9pm?? What do y’all think?
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@EliXanning27
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2 months
Nothing makes me happier than seeing a buddy go viral that I brought on twitter.
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2 months
50 likes and I’ll legalize drugs.
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@EliXanning27
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3 months
Gonna need Tommy John’s after this one Lane.
@Lane_Kiffin
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Thanks for the party Landry 💙🏡
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4 months
4/20 but with cocaine
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@EliXanning27
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3 months
The burner verse came out victorious at the fiasco at the fountain. America prevails.
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@EliXanning27
Eli Xanning (Alpha Male)
3 months
I see a patriot defending his campus from the radical left. After seeing this I ordered a thick ribeye from my butcher, Antonio.
@ashtonpittman
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A white Ole Miss frat boy dances like a monkey and makes monkey noises near a Black woman who was protesting for Palestine. Is this heart warming? (Video: @StaceyJSpiehler )
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Plug is on the way
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@viperxdeme Perfect 🤩
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@EliXanning27
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2 months
Lady is coming here for the weekend. I asked her if she wants top or bottom bunk(I have a bunk bed). Is this game?
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@EliXanning27
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@vbschools Ridiculous. My kids could get seriously hurt.
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@EliXanning27
Eli Xanning (Alpha Male)
3 months
Delivered for 6 hours. Snap back immediately. Game is game.
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1 month
@Campus_Cuties Fuck I’m gonna cum
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2 months
@MailiHolt Have a great day
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2 months
I sent an unsolicited dick pic last night. Where do I even go from here?
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@EliXanning27
Eli Xanning (Alpha Male)
5 months
Fuck people who wear masks. Except elderly Asians. They were doing it before all this shit happened. They slide
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2 months
@JavonteBilliams I could use a beer right now, Javonte.
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5 months
Liked her story. Now we wait
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26 days
7/13. This will go down in history. The radical left has gone too far this time. Trump has saved the United States.
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4 months
So tired of seeing the sketch bullshit. Cringiest shit ever.
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3 months
12 domestics and my mini pekka’s only hope is a viagra
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1 month
@RGIII RG3, please shut the fuck up
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2 months
Self fulfillment needs: 1. A bitch with retractable teeth like toothless from how to train your dragon.
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3 months
@bonbaliusbingle I see no problem with these women standing on the campus at the school they paid to go to.
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1 month
Girls always look hot at the bar but every guy other than me looks like a fag
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2 months
@doinks65 Sounds hot to me
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12 days
Smell of girls make me horny
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3 months
@JoJoFromJerz Or their parents paid for them to go to school and they don’t want to see their campus encamped and vandalized.
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Will yelling at the fast food employee make my wife and kids come back? No. Will it make me feel better? Yes.
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1 month
Took Jr. to the batting cage today. Gonna give him the silent treatment on the ride home.
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16 days
When guys realize they like men do they just automatically like buttsex too or is that a separate desire/ realization?
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7 months
5th zyn of day vs. first zyn after a coffee and an empty stomach
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1 month
Not talking to a girl the whole night then asking her to come home with me.
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2 months
Do y’all still ask for nudes nowadays? If so, how?
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10 months
@livvydunne do you like that rebel dick bitch?
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5 months
If I was a girl I would definitely be a whore.
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@EliXanning27
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3 months
Live look at the viagra to my pecker after 15 beers
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Nature is Amazing ☘️
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Incredible moment taxi driver brings a monkey back to life with CPR
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@Ya_Mothas_Gooch Average movie list of junior in highschool
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@BigGameBoomer Cause your dumb ass stays inside all summer making these good awful tweets. I know you’re pasty as hell.
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4 months
Throwing up on formal bus in ~10 minutes
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6 months
How I think she looks at me with my Barbour on.
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7 months
Shorty had a fire fit on today!
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7 months
Blacksburg, VA. GREAT college town. Go Hokies.
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4 months
@sacks70214 That might give you a little adrenaline rush.
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Going to bar talking to zero women and going home and getting High and watching panic the streets (and jerking off)
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@oohDB4lalaL Inside jerking off
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28 days
Mike your line was “Ollie is a great kid who made a poor decision”.
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“I’ve probably done that a thousand times in my life” Mike Gundy talking about Oklahoma State star Ollie Gordon’s DUI is crazy @UnnecRoughness
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Rebs baseball. 70 degrees. Friday night. Blue moon.
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Sniffing fingers after fishing and thinking about her
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What every girl sees when they look at me at the afters
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5 months
Would you rather be invisible in the kappa house or a millionaire?
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@Chontavious7837 You don’t want to know. Thanks!
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@stinkycuuter The jokes write themselves.
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4 months
Jersey mikes is the best sandwich chain and it’s not even close.
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She’s so psycho but it’s so sexy.
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8 months
To everyone saying I sexually assaulted a girl tonight, that is just the left spreading lies.
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3 months
I stand with JP Staples ✊
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I am ready to find a burner girlfriend. Please let me know if you’re interested.
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And?
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3 months
I’m sorry for cheating on you 47302 times. This time I’m serious.
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2 months
All real men are conceived in doggy.
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🫣🫣
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6 months
Does anyone know old Anna Frey is? Feel like maybe I shouldn’t be yanking it to her…
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Eli Xanning (Alpha Male)
7 months
Terrible performance on the first date. Looking like a first round exit. Will not be answering any further questions at this time.
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8 months
“No I’m not sending you a feet pic”
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8 months
I don’t go to class Diane, u fucking bitch.
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7 months
The semester weather delay giving me one more weekend to prey on highschool girls
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6 months
If awkwardly rubbing against a girl at a bar was sex I’d be Jonny sins
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