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Bob

@DoHoBOB

6 years

me rn after all of today’s news

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Bob

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4 years

This is a wild story about a rafter named Justin who saved a coyote pup from drowning in the South Saskatchewan River and then spent the next 10 days exploring with YipYip until he finally had cell service and could connect with a rehab org. 🚣🏻‍♂️🐺

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7 years

REX STANDS BY TRUMP, MORON THIS LATER

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6 years

hope he wins his neighgligence case

The Washington Post

@washingtonpost

6 years

A horse was neglected by its owner. Now the horse is suing.

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7 years

@tnwhiskeywoman Also lololol

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3 years

Remember, it's actually very good when kids are driven to your neighborhood to trick or treat because it means you live in a safe area where people can afford to decorate their homes and pass out candy, so you have a moral obligation to be welcoming and excited for them.

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@DoHoBOB

7 years

because he disrespected the Wu-Tang Clan

Matthew Herper

@matthewherper

7 years

Why is Martin Shkreli a household name when John Kapoor and Mike Pearson aren’t?

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6 years

“He’s actually a wolf.” Balto:

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2 years

Attention whoring grifters are only chasing money and don't give a fuck about your values or whatever other bullshit you projected onto them. They quickly figured out which demographic was most likely to buy/invest into an identity politics brand then came up with a product.

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5 years

Found a yoga mat in the shed and put it on the deck to clean, so now George is working on his breathing.

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2 years

One very good boy home from the hospital and in post-op recovery. Throat is dry and he refused water so we went with the homemade pupsicle.

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2 years

1) lol @ that IPO valuation 2) if you invested in this company congrats on being the mark and TYFYS

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@DoHoBOB

2 years

A LEO (yes, 1) entering a school to find the shooter(s) & engaging them in nonstop gunfire until 1) they're dead 2) wounded severely enough to be apprehended 3) kill themself 4) you run out of ammo 5) you're killed has been the tactical recommendation since COLUMBINE.

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3 years

I'm sorry but John Xina is the absolute funniest thing and that's gotta sting

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2 years

"Black Rifle lost $4.8B in value (from $7.3B down to $2.5B) over the three-month period that you made tens of millions off your own stock...My heart sincerely goes out to each of those that were not so fortunate."

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3 years

Doug, crushing Monday

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5 years

It’s George’s birthday, so we just did a celebratory photo sesh at the park. #Pibchella

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6 years

When you tell your extremely bad boy to go lay down because he tried to eat your torta, but he thinks he’s still a good boy who might get some.

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@DoHoBOB

24 days

The USCG remains undefeated as the coolest fucking service for day-to-day operations.

USCGSoutheast

@USCGSoutheast

24 days

#Breaking @USCG Air Station #Clearwater saved a man & his dog, Thurs., during Hurricane #Helene after his 36-ft sailboat became disabled & started taking on water approximately 25 miles off Sanibel Island. Call the #USCG for help on VHF Ch. 16 or dial 911 for storm distress. #SAR

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2 years

"The teacher came to her door Wednesday evening, eyes puffy from hours of crying and almost no sleep." "What do you want me to say?" she asked a reporter. "That I can’t eat? That all I hear are their voices screaming? And I can’t help them?"

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5 years

Folks, that to-go container once held a burrito + sides of queso and guac.

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@DoHoBOB

7 years

“The image shows how José Víctor Salazar Balza (28) on fire amid violent clashes with riot police during a protest against President Nicolás Maduro, in Caracas, Venezuela. He survived the incident with first- and second-degree burns.”

World Press Photo

@WorldPressPhoto

7 years

Just announced: the World Press Photo of the Year is Ronaldo Schemidt’s ( @rschemidt ) ‘Venezuela Crisis’! See the winners in each category of the 2018 Photo Contest & 2018 Digital Storytelling Contest:

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4 years

"I cannot allow myself to potentially transmit the virus in our communities simply to play the sport that I love. If I am to take risks, I will do it caring for patients."

Kansas City Chiefs Star, Who Is Also Practicing Doctor, Becomes First NFL Player to Skip 2020 Season

"I cannot allow myself to potentially transmit the virus in our communities simply to play the sport that I love," Laurent Duvernay-Tardif wrote

people.com

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Bob

@DoHoBOB

2 years

I hope this is a slippery slope straight into OTC birth control pills and everything else that significantly improves people's healthcare and quality of life.

Kyle Griffin

@kylegriffin1

2 years

Breaking: President Biden just announced that the FDA has cleared the way for hearing aids to be sold over the counter without a prescription to adults. As soon as mid-October, Americans should be able to buy hearing aids online and in retail stores.

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4 years

Who gives a fuck who tells him, it's over. Send Stormy Daniels.

Kaitlan Collins

@kaitlancollins

4 years

Sources said there has been talk of maybe leaving it to Jared Kushner or Ivanka Trump. WH officials don't believe it will come from someone like Mark Meadows, who in recent days has fed Trump's claim that the election is being stolen from him.

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@DoHoBOB

5 years

George is mad that we wouldn’t let him keep borking at the construction guys on the nearby roof so he’s taken to his hole.

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@DoHoBOB

4 years

It's why we're still in Afghanistan.

Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi

@roywoodjr

4 years

US Army Football been running the same 3 plays for 20 yrs. Gotta respect it

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@DoHoBOB

5 years

JAILBREAKING THIS PUP OFF THE EUTHANASIA LIST

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Bob

@DoHoBOB

7 years

My Mom made an emergency pup rescue for a group of adorable fluff balls without a home.

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@DoHoBOB

1 year

My dude at the passport office with a wife + 2 toddlers (getting their passports for the first time) and a 10am flight is living in a realm of chaos that I can't even fathom. At 7:40, having not even received his appt # yet, he was confident they'd be fine!

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@DoHoBOB

3 years

So this is super gross, but maybe it's a good time to really explore POW-MIA culture and how it's long been co-opted by a partisan agenda.

Ron Filipkowski

@RonFilipkowski

3 years

New POW flag out today.

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5 years

Mr. Stanley says it’s important during these times of quarantine to have your daytime jamjams and your nighttime jamjams and never mix the two. We live a society, people.

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@DoHoBOB

4 years

Mr. Stanley took the big journey to Austin this evening to start his new adventure. We cried a lot. He excitedly jumped in the car.

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Bob

@DoHoBOB

4 years

Please enjoy George, the majestic sun king. ☀️🐕

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@DoHoBOB

4 years

Good afternoon to everyone except Doug who counter surfed for my quesadilla, but left half behind at the crime scene. Doug is shocked and insists he's innocent.

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@DoHoBOB

2 years

At 30 it's time for a grownup bedroom.

Joey R Johnson

@Johnson__joey

2 years

Former US army soldier Eric, 30, and his partner, Morgan, 22, in Lake Forest, California.

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Bob

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6 years

FTR, huskies aren’t any genetically closer to wolves than any other breed of dog unless they are specifically bred as a wolf hybrid

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Bob

@DoHoBOB

5 years

Gotta carefully ration our 🥒 supply.

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@DoHoBOB

5 years

morning pupdate

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@DoHoBOB

1 year

@dieworkwear @jacksonhinklle Snitches get (machine-picked) stitches.

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@DoHoBOB

2 years

lol stop it "The officers believe Bannick, who was wearing gloves when handling the narcotics, may have been exposed due to the wind blowing the drugs into her system."

Florida cop treated for overdose after exposure to fentanyl during...

Bannick found narcotics in a rolled-up dollar bill inside the vehicle she and the other officers pulled over.

nypost.com

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@DoHoBOB

5 years

“Hello, it appears you are making dinner. Just want to say ‘You’re doing great.’”

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@DoHoBOB

5 years

Ah, yes, the time-honored Navy tradition of giving command of a carrier to a “disgruntled and disgraced” officer.

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@DoHoBOB

2 years

When we got to the clinic he barked at a painting of a cat on the wall. 🤦🏻‍♀️

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Bob

@DoHoBOB

3 years

This is what security folks have been warning about for years with home appliances while people snark "The government already knows everything about me" or "I have nothing to hide." Enjoy being locked in your home while some automated process cranks the AC to 80F.

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5 years

If it came from a package and is given by someone you trust then it must be a trap.

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@DoHoBOB

4 years

Mr. Stanley has an important announcement: Love is love and also strawberry popsicles are way better than lime. #PrideMonth

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@DoHoBOB

5 years

Back on my bullshit.

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@DoHoBOB

4 years

None of us will ever know the thrill of hitting “Tweet” like the SDNY comms manager knows.

US Attorney SDNY

@SDNYnews

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5 years

We’re at the point in America where medical and first responder TV shows are donating their PPE props to hospitals and fire stations.

Medical TV Dramas The Resident and Grey's Anatomy Donate Supplies to Hospitals amid Coronavirus...

Hospitals and healthcare providers across the United States are facing a shortage in protective medical equipment amid the virus spread

people.com

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@DoHoBOB

1 year

"Bish better have my walkies."

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@DoHoBOB

7 months

I hope the dude is clearing $100K after taxes so they can keep living, laughing, loving in Rae Dunn.

Jimbo P. Esquire

@JimboPastoral

7 months

What is wrong with people. $3,000 a month in car payments. These people pay a mortgage for 2 cars. I just don’t understand.

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4 years

This is absolute trash.

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@DoHoBOB

1 year

I just laughed so hard I almost threw up

Vinny Thomas

@vinn_ayy

2 years

I got the height surgery !!

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7 years

STOPPPP I CANNOT

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@DoHoBOB

2 years

There are a lot of americans, elected officials at the front, who are going to burn in hell for the way they've treated public educators recently while these folks continue showing up and putting their bodies between bullets and students when no one else will.

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@DoHoBOB

2 years

"the Border Patrol agent who is credited with stopping Ramos was eating lunch in the town of Leakey when he heard the call go out over his radio...the agent was not in uniform, he didn’t hesitate to jump into his vehicle and drive 40mi to Robb elementary"

Border patrol agent drove 40 miles to respond to mass shooting at Uvalde elementary school, sources...

After giving conflicting information regarding the events surrounding the deadly Robb elementary school shooting, Texas Department of Public Safety officials provided a new timeline.

www.click2houston.com

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@DoHoBOB

2 years

Never stop by anywhere after work unless you wish to be burdened with the rescue of a kitten meowing nonstop from the undercarriage of a truck when the heat index is 107°. Look at this dumbass.

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@DoHoBOB

4 years

I have to hand feed Doug a lot to work on his resource guarding and he's always convinced he didn't get a full scoop.

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@DoHoBOB

5 years

Amber Guyger was professionally trained on firearms + policing yet couldn’t figure out that she was at the wrong door of the wrong floor of the building where she lived. She was also distracted. Now consider people with less training and add more distractions.

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@DoHoBOB

5 years

🗣 FREEEEEEEEEDOM

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@DoHoBOB

6 years

It would be nice if the headline also casually mentioned the fact that he was a brigadier general. It’s certainly relevant.

The Hill

@thehill

6 years

Top immigration official loses job over anti-Muslim posts on Facebook: report

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@DoHoBOB

7 years

This is all we do on walks. It’s exhausting. Like a kid obsessed with plant taxonomy. 🌳🐕

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@DoHoBOB

4 years

Foster Doug just finished his first training session. His trainer is wonderful and she said he's a mess and huge ball of anxiety, but he's also sweet and good looking.

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Bob

@DoHoBOB

4 years

The devil works hard, but women who work for rescue groups work harder. The Dougly package is secure. Many thanks for everyone's support.

Bob

@DoHoBOB

4 years

Doug is back at the county shelter. If anyone knows a rescue group in Houston that would be willing to tag him, I can foster him immediately. He is neutered and HW+, doing slow kill method.

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@DoHoBOB

5 years

@dog_rates Mr. Stanley and George

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@DoHoBOB

6 years

OMG HOW DID I MISS THIS HEROIC PLANE STORY

WSVN 7 News

@wsvn

6 years

JETBLUE TO THE RESCUE - When the couple's French bulldog started suffering from a lack of oxygen during a JetBlue flight, they said crew members rushed into action and brought ice, water and a small oxygen mask for the pup.

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5 years

The president is doing the turkey pardon a little differently this Thanksgiving.

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@DoHoBOB

1 year

"Ben Gvir, is 45 years old & has 8 Israeli criminal convictions — including supporting a terrorist organization & incitement to racism. Once he was rejected by the IDF for his extremist views. Now, Israel's police must answer to him as Netanyahu's minister of national security."

Evan Dyer

@EvanDyerCBC

1 year

How Netanyahu's Hamas policy came back to haunt him — and Israel | CBC News

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@DoHoBOB

3 years

I completely get the public perception because we can't afford for nuclear power to have accidents, but go talk to communities like Texas City where residents recall where they were for each major refinery explosion requiring an evacuation or shelter-in-place.

Laura Rozen

@lrozen

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don’t @ me, but I never want nuclear energy. thanks.

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4 years

And a Mr. Stanley pupdate

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@DoHoBOB

2 years

This is bleak, but also metal af and is literally doing the Lord's work to help those who are impoverished.

More Perfect Union

@MorePerfectUS

2 years

The members of Trinity Moravian Church in North Carolina purchased nearly $3.3 million of local residents’ medical debt for just $15,048. Then, they held a debt jubilee ceremony and burned up the debt, canceling it all.

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3 years

"Many smart thermostats can be enrolled in a program called Smart Savers Texas. The agreement states that in exchange for an entry into sweepstakes, electric customers allow them to control their thermostats during periods of high energy demand."

'Woke up sweating': Some Texans shocked to find their smart thermostats were raised remotely

Some said they didn't know their thermostats were being accessed from afar until it was almost 80 degrees inside their homes.

www.khou.com

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@DoHoBOB

2 years

40 miles away with whatever equipment he had in his vehicle and he still managed to be the first into the building to end the slaughter. There is nothing to defend.

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2 years

Not everyone has one, but everyone deserves a parent who practices unconditional love. Reaching out when the relationship is strained to remind a child that though they can't fix the problems they will support you through them.

Aaron Rupar

@atrupar

2 years

what a monster

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3 years

These are the same folks who get off to obsessively reminding everyone "Thank God today's generation isn't asked to storm the beaches of Normandy," without a hint of irony.

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@DoHoBOB

5 years

*once held*

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@DoHoBOB

2 years

Harris County Animal Shelter is currently housing 400 dogs in a shelter designed for 250 dogs. People have to foster and adopt or dogs will be euthanized. It's that simple. HCAS is required by law to accept every dog brought to their shelter.

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@DoHoBOB

4 years

Foster Doug rejects his fortune and demands more cookies. 🥠🐕‍🦺

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@DoHoBOB

2 years

Uvalde PD and DPS owe the teachers at this school a public apology. Again, multiple people in both agencies must be fired including the DPS Director. That falls squarely on Governor Abbott.

Roger Sollenberger

@SollenbergerRC

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The Uvalde elementary school back door wasn’t propped open. “A law enforcement source familiar with the investigation said surveillance video and audio verifies the teacher removed the rock holding the door open and closed it. ‘She slammed it shut.’”

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2 years

This isn't a recent change. There are no goddamn excuses. "Their goal is to stop him at all costs. They will walk past a dying child if they have to, just to prevent the shooter from killing more."

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@DoHoBOB

3 years

@haircut_hippie We're all just trying not to offend the imagined person in the imagined scenario that the angry replier has invented to counter our position.

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@DoHoBOB

2 years

The editor's note is that the sound of all the children screaming from inside the classrooms has been removed.

Tony Plohetski

@tplohetski

2 years

BREAKING: We have obtained a video recording captured from inside Robb Elementary, along with body camera footage from a responding officer, that shows how dozens of officers responded to the active shooter.

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2 years

Someone had to listen to the raw audio of this video and painstakingly remove all of the children's screams. Replaying over and over to make sure absolutely none remained. There are a lot of nameless people doing agonizing work to make this information public.

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4 years

"so it was that three years after he was a 17-year-old asking for protection in the United States, two years after he was first granted asylum, and four weeks after he returned to Central America, Kevin Euceda died and was in danger no more"

Hannah Dreier

@hannahdreier

4 years

Last winter, I wrote about an asylum-seeker named Kevin and how ICE used confidential therapy notes to keep him detained. In July, his detention center was overrun by Covid, and he gave up his case. He didn't survive even a month back in Central America.

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2 years

From 2009: "...it calls for a 4 person team to advance in a diamond-shaped wedge. (If there isn’t time to gather four officers, a single officer should charge in alone.) They’re trained to move toward the sound of gunfire and neutralize the shooter."

The Four Most Important Lessons of Columbine

How did Columbine change America?

slate.com

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@DoHoBOB

6 years

New rule: Generals can’t make any public statement before first testing it on a group of E-4s.

Task & Purpose

@TaskandPurpose

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“We’ve got to get this Army hard ... We’ve got to get it hard fast”

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2 years

Doug was really in the zone with his chicken and veggie stew topper #derp

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4 years

We stan.

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2 years

Every kind of dog you could imagine is available, including purebreds. Just dozens of pages of good boys and girls.

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5 years

@darth Mr. Stanley pooped in the car last night (2nd car poop offense) and now he’s very concerned about how this impacts his chances of going to the dog park tonight.

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7 years

The perfect Sunday.

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2 years

So smol

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2 months

We have fostered ~100 dogs in the past few years, which required George (dog aggressive) to rotate time in his home. George's needs and wellbeing were always first, but I do it because while George was special he wasn't unique. These dogs in need are all someone else's George. ❤️

Terrance Avery

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@DoHoBOB @SkinnerPm @forbesmm George helped convince me to get a yard hippo. May his memory be a blessing.

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10 months

She walks over to me and gives the biggest hug and I'm crying too now because it's such a corny Christmas miracle that we were able to time this perfectly. She doesn't speak English and I don't speak Spanish so we just hug and cry. Merry Christmas, y'all.

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3 years

Well, thank God the cloth made it out safely.