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6 years

ATLANTA UNITED WINS MLS CUP THE ATLANTA CURSE DIES ON DECEMBER, 8 2018 FOR THE LAST TIME THIS YEAR... THEM FIVE STRIPES IS HELL, DON’T THEY???!!?!!??

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6 years

ATLANTA UNITED WINS THE EASTERN CONFERENCE RED BULLS TWITTER NOWHERE TO BE FOUND MLS CUP IN THE GREATEST CITY IN THE WORLD ON DECEMBER 8TH ALL THIS TO SAY............ THEM FIVE STRIPES IS HELL DON’T THEY?????????

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5 years

IT'S WEDNESDAY MORNING IN ATLANTA, GEORGIA AND ATLANTA UNITED IS ONE WAY A WIN FROM HOSTING MLS CUP (again), DRAKE IS STILL TRASH, AND TORONTO IS A BASKETBALL CITY THAT FORGOT IT HAD A SOCCER TEAM A WHILE AGO WAKE UP, Y'ALL. IT'S MATCH DAY.

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Dirty South Soccer

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4 years

IT'S SATURDAY MORNING IN ATLANTA, GEORGIA AND THE WORLD IS ENDING AND OUR TEAM IS STUCK IN ORLANDO BUT EVEN IF IT SOMEHOW GOT WORSE IT WOULDN'T CHANGE THE FACT THAT CHRIS ARMAS BLEW IT. WE'RE BACK. RED BULLS BAD. WAKE UP, Y'ALL. FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE MARCH, IT'S MATCH DAY.

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5 years

JUST ANOTHER TROPHY FOR THE A. ATLANTA UNITED ARE YOUR 2019 US OPEN CUP CHAMPIONS. THEM FIVE STRIPES IS HELL, DON'T THEY???

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Dirty South Soccer

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6 years

IT'S SATURDAY IN GOD'S CITY AKA ATLANTA, GEORGIA AND WE'RE ONE GOT DANG WIN AWAY. Just one. WAKE UP Y'ALL. IT'S MLS CUP DAY AND THERE'S A CHANCE EVERYTHING GOES RIGHT.

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Dirty South Soccer

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5 years

Just thinkin bout this

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Dirty South Soccer

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3 years

IT'S TUESDAY MORNING IN GOD'S CITY: ATLANTA, GEORGIA AND NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS TONIGHT ATLANTA UNITED IS BACK AND HONEST TO GOD IT FEELS LIKE THINGS MIGHT ACTUALLY, GENUINELY, FINALLY BE GETTING BETTER. WAKE UP, Y'ALL. IT'S MATCHDAY.

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Dirty South Soccer

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5 years

JEFF LARENTOWICZ SCORES ATLANTA UNITED TAKES DOWN CLUB AMERICA ANOTHER TROPHY CAMPEONES *inhales* THEM FIVE STRIPES IS HELL, DON'T THEY?!?!?!?

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Dirty South Soccer

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6 years

LIVE FROM A BAD SPORTS TOWN

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Dirty South Soccer

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4 years

We are so so proud of this team right now.

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Dirty South Soccer

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5 years

MIGUEL ALMIRON FIRST PREMIER LEAGUE GOAL ALERT

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Dirty South Soccer

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5 years

IT’S THURSDAY MORNING IN ATLANTA BY GOD GEORGIA AND NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS TODAY, PHILADELPHIA’S MOST CULTURALY RELEVANT MOMENT OF THE LAST 30 YEARS IS BEING MENTIONED IN A SONG ABOUT WILL SMITH GETTING TO LEAVE PHILADELPHIA FOR A BETTER LIFE WAKE UP, Y’ALL. IT’S MATCH DAY.

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Dirty South Soccer

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6 years

JOSEF GOAL. THAT CELEBRATION THO. DON'T CRY.

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Dirty South Soccer

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6 years

Miguel and his wife watching closely tonight ❤️❤️❤️

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Dirty South Soccer

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4 years

The referees have left the field. Atlanta United will not play tonight. We are proud of our team and our community. But this is a very small step towards fixing a massive problem. We love y'all. All y'all. Now let's get to work.

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Dirty South Soccer

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5 years

PITY GETS HIS FIRST GOAL TITO RUINS ORLANDO'S DAY ONCE AGAIN NONE OF US HAVE TO DRIVE BACK TO/LIVE IN FLORIDA ATLANTA UNDEFEATED AGAINST OCSC FOUR STRAIGHT CLEAN SHEETS. FOUR STRAIGHT WINS. THEM FIVE STRIPES IS HELL, DON'T THEY?

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Dirty South Soccer

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6 years

Cute

Taylor Denman

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6 years

Official attendance: 70,081 #SBLIII

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Dirty South Soccer

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3 years

ATLANTA UNITED GOES FULL CONCACAF PENALTY TAKEN BY BARCO. 10 MEN NO PROBLEM. ROCCO RIOS NOVO DOES THE WHOLE. DAMN. THING. ATLANTA GIVES ALAJUELENSE THEIR FIRST LOSS SINCE NOVEMBER. HEINZE ERA UNDER WAY ALL THIS TO SAY (with feeling)... THEM FIVE STRIPES IS HELL, DON'T THEY?

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Dirty South Soccer

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6 years

VAMOS ATL

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Dirty South Soccer

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6 years

ATLANTA UNITED WINS ATLANTA UNITED TIES THE MLS RECORD FOR POINTS IN A SEASON ATLANTA UNITED CLINCH CHAMPIONS LEAGUE ATLANTA UNITED IS ONE GAME AWAY FROM THE SUPPORTERS' SHIELD THEM FIVE STRIPES IS HELL, DON'T THEY?????

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Dirty South Soccer

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4 years

IT'S SATURDAY MORNING IN ATLANTA BY GOD GEORGIA AND IF YOU DON'T GO AS HARD AS POSSIBLE TODAY I'M NOT SURE YOU EVER EVEN LOVED JOSEF IN THE FIRST PLACE. WAKE UP, Y'ALL. IT'S MATCH DAY.

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Dirty South Soccer

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4 years

LGP ❤️❤️❤️

Chris Wittyngham

@ChrisWittyngham

4 years

@kev_egan @RobUsry @DougRobersonAJC LGP with a Josef tribute after scoring tonight in Copa MX

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Dirty South Soccer

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3 years

#NewProfilePic

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Dirty South Soccer

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5 years

weeping

Newcastle United FC

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5 years

🖤🤍 #NUFC

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Dirty South Soccer

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4 years

. @OrlandoCitySC a message from Dad

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Dirty South Soccer

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2 years

99TH MINUTE FREE KICK GOLAZO ON TOP OF A 93RD MINUTE BAR DOWN GOLAZO AND I CAN'T FEEL A THING RIGHT NOW ATLANTA UNITED PULLS A 2-1 WIN OUT OF THE DEEPEST DEPTHS OF HELL AND CLAIMS ALL THREE POINTS TO START THE SEASON NOW MORE THAN EVER THEM FIVE STRIPES IS HELL, DON'T THEY????

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Dirty South Soccer

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6 years

Well hi y'all. A few things and a question. JOSEF SCORES TWICE. BREK SHEA THE ASSIST GOD ON HIS BIRTHDAY. TRIP TO MONTERREY INCOMING. ATLANTA UNITED WINS FOUR TO DANG NOTHING. ... THEM FIVE STRIPES IS HELL, DON'T THEY?

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Dirty South Soccer

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4 years

IT'S SATURDAY MORNING IN GOD'S CITY, ATLANTA, GEORGIA AND ATLANTA UNITED IS BACK HOME AND OUR NEW DAD STEPHEN GLASS IS HERE TO SAVE US OR AT LEAST MAYBE MODERATELY IMPROVE THINGS HOPEFULLY BUT EITHER WAY, THE WORLD IS NEW AND ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN. WAKE UP Y'ALL. IT'S MATCHDAY.

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6 years

Josef was asked if he was mad about being subbed off: “I’m always mad.” Reporter: “Even after scoring three goals?” Josef: “I’m always mad.”

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Dirty South Soccer

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5 years

IT'S SATURDAY IN ATLANTA AND WE AREN'T GOING TO SAY ANYTHING MEAN ABOUT NASHVILLE (we're just going to go upset the locals by telling them everyone in ATLUTD gear taking over their one good street is part of the same bachelorette party) WAKE UP Y'ALL. IT'S MATCHDAY.

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Dirty South Soccer

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6 years

3-0 FINAL ATLANTA UNITED STRAIGHT UP MOLLYWHOPS THEM BEFORE A TRIP TO NEW JERSEY ON THURSDAY IF RED BULLS EVEN BOTHER SHOWING UP. SO I ASK YOU... THEM FIVE STRIPES IS HELL, DON'T THEY???

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Dirty South Soccer

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5 years

GRESSELMANIA GETS GOAL ONE. THE KING GETS GOAL TWO. ATLANTA GETS THEIR SECOND STRAIGHT EASTERN CONFERENCE FINAL. SEE Y'ALL WEDNESDAY IN THE A. THEM FIVE STRIPES IS HELL, DON'T THEY?

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Dirty South Soccer

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3 years

Rocco Rios Novo has been credited with 6 saves, a new ATLUTD CCL record LMAOOOOOOOOO

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Dirty South Soccer

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5 years

Josef just got asked how he would do in the skills competition. "I would tear the net. Here in Orlando it's easy."

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Dirty South Soccer

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3 years

ATLANTA HERO MILES ROBINSON GOT HIMSELF SENT OFF JUST TO REST FOR NYCFC

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6 years

Nothing to see here. Just @paulpogba breaking #ATLUTD news...

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Dirty South Soccer

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5 years

JOSEF SCORES. LGP SCORES. GUZAN STANDS ON HIS HEAD. ATLANTA BEATS PORTLAND 2-0. SOUND FAMILIAR? FIVE STRIPES IN FIRST PLACE WE ALL GET TO GO TO BED NOW THEM FIVE STRIPES IS HELL, DON'T THEY?

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Dirty South Soccer

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6 years

IT’S SATURDAY IN GOD’S CITY AKA ATLANTA, GEORGIA. NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS TODAY THERE ARE STILL AT LEAST 200 ATLANTA RAPPERS BETTER THAN DRAKE. WAKE UP Y’ALL. IT’S MATCHDAY AND TORONTO IS TRASH.

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Dirty South Soccer

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6 years

EVERYTHING JUST WENT RIGHT IN AN ATLANTA PLAYOFF GAME DID THAT REALLY HAPPEN

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Dirty South Soccer

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3 years

forever and ever, amen

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Dirty South Soccer

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6 years

What happens now? Does...does the sport stop? Atlantan asking here, literally no idea what to do

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Dirty South Soccer

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5 years

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Newcastle United FC

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5 years

🖤🤍 #NUFC

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Dirty South Soccer

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5 years

IT'S SATURDAY MORNING IN ATLANTA, GEORGIA AND TODAY IS ANY EASY FIRST STEP TOWARD DEFENDING WHAT'S RIGHTFULLY OURS UNLESS WE LOSE, IN WHICH CASE, I DUNNO, WE GO CRY INTO THE THREE OTHER TROPHIES WE'VE WON IN THE LAST 10 MONTHS? WAKE UP, Y'ALL. IT'S A PLAYOFF MATCH DAY.

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Dirty South Soccer

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5 years

Excited for Atlanta United, the only sports team in Georgia, to enter the playoffs with absolutely no recent history of other local teams hanging over them and the entire state

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Dirty South Soccer

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6 years

Garza on Orlando: “When the bottles were being thrown at us, I drank one. I was pretty thirsty at that point. They threw one at my feet and it was completely full, so I didn’t want it to go to waste. It was a nice Dasani.”

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Dirty South Soccer

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4 years

what'd y'all get @JosefMartinez17 ?

Orlando City SC

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4 years

Father's Day is this Sunday... 💭🎁

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Dirty South Soccer

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5 years

❤️😍❤️😍❤️

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Dirty South Soccer

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5 years

"What time does this start?" MLS: 10:25 EST "What? Were there any other games today?" MLS: Nope "But...why not play earlier then?" MLS: Nah. Can we interest you in a 30 minute pregame show? "?? No. I want to go to be-" MLS: THIRTY MINUTES ON WHAT DIEGO CHARA HAD FOR LUNCH

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Dirty South Soccer

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5 years

ATLANTA UNITED TWO, TEAM FROM DRAKE'S CITY NOTHING. TITO AND GRESSEL BOTH SCORE. JOSEF WITH TWO ASSISTS. FOUR CLEAN SHEET WINS IN THE LAST FIVE GAMES. FIRST WIN OVER TORONTO IN CLUB HISTORY. ATL BACK AS ALL GET OUT. all this to say... THEM FIVE STRIPES IS HELL, DON'T THEY??

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Dirty South Soccer

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1 year

Just thinking about this

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Dirty South Soccer

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3 years

IT'S SATURDAY MORNING IN ATLANTA, GEORGIA AND NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS TODAY WE ACTUALLY FEEL KIND OF BAD THAT THE ONLY "ART MUSEUM" IN ORLANDO IS JUST AN EMPTY ROOM WITH A POSTER OF KID ROCK IN THE BAWITDABA MUSIC VIDEO ON THE BACK WALL WAKE UP Y'ALL, IT'S MATCH DAY ORLANDO BAD

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Dirty South Soccer

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3 years

IT'S SUNDAY IN ATLANTA, GA. AND NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS TODAY THIS TEAM CAME BACK FROM NOT WINNING A GAME FOR 3 MONTHS AND NO WATER TO PUTTING THE RIGHT PEOPLE IN CHARGE, SIGNING LUIZ "FUTURE 5X MVP" ARAUJO AND MAKING THE PLAYOFFS WAKE UP Y'ALL. IT'S SOMEHOW A PLAYOFF MATCH DAY.

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Dirty South Soccer

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5 years

Miguel is doing just fine

Statman Dave

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5 years

Miguel Almirón is averaging 3.25 chances created per game since joining Newcastle. Nobody in the league has averaged more. 👀👀👀

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Dirty South Soccer

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6 years

IT’S SUNDAY MORNING IN GOD’S CITY AKA ATLANTA, GEORGIA AND NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS TODAY ATLANTA UNITED ARE STILL MLS CHAMPS WAKE UP Y’ALL. WE GOT A GOT DANG PARADE TO PLAN.

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Dirty South Soccer

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5 years

Happy Anniversary

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Dirty South Soccer

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5 years

ATLANTA UNITED SMACKS NEW YORK AROUND FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF AND FEELS SO BAD THEY LET THEM HAVE ONE GOAL ATLANTA JUMPS TO FIRST PLACE AND HAS FUN DOING IT THE KING GRABS A BRACE THEM FIVE STRIPES IS HELL, DON'T THEY?

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Dirty South Soccer

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5 years

IT'S TUESDAY MORNING IN GOD'S CITY AKA ATLANTA, GEORGIA AND WE GUESS IT'S BEEN A FEW WEEKS SO IT MUST BE TIME FOR ATLANTA UNITED TO PLAY FOR ANOTHER TROPHY ANYWAY, MINNESOTA NICE IS JUST SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY WITH BAD ACCENTS AND EVEN WORSE FOOD. WAKE UP, Y'ALL. IT'S MATCH DAY.

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Dirty South Soccer

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5 years

Brb crying into the three other trophies we won in the last year

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6 years

Should have been Big Boi and only Big Boi

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Dirty South Soccer

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6 years

IT'S SUNDAY MORNING IN GOD'S CITY AKA ATLANTA, GA. AND YAMIL ASAD DOESN'T PLAY FOR D.C. ANYMORE SO WE DON'T HAVE TO BE NICE AND LET THEM WIN THIS TIME WAKE UP, Y'ALL. IT'S MATCH DAY AND THE ROAD TO MLS CUP'S RETURN TO MAGIC CITY STARTS TODAY. THE CHAMPS ARE BACK.

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Dirty South Soccer

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6 years

ah, got it. IT'S THURSDAY MORNING IN GOD'S CITY AKA ATLANTA, GEORGIA AND THE FIVE STRIPES OR NINE STRIPES OR WHATEVER MAY BE COUNTRIES AWAY BUT WHO CARES??? WAKE UP Y'ALL. IT'S MATCH DAY AND THE CHAMPIONS ARE BACCCKKKKKKKKK

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5 years

ATLANTA UNITED TWO THIRDS OF THE WAY TOWARDS OWNERSHIP OF CANADA CHEAP PENALTY, UGLY WIN, DON'T CARE. CANADIAN ANNOUNCERS POISED TO WRITE STRONGLY WORDED YET CONSIDERATE LETTER TO LGP all this to say, for the fifth straight time... THEM FIVE STRIPES IS HELL, DON'T THEY?

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Dirty South Soccer

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6 years

ALL HAIL JOSEF MARTINEZ, YOUR ALL-TIME MLS SINGLE-SEASON SCORING LEADER

Josef Martinez breaks MLS single-season goal scoring record

The new MLS goal king.

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Dirty South Soccer

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5 years

IT’S SUNDAY MORNING IN ATLANTA, GEORGIA AND WE APOLOGIZE TO THOSE VISITING FROM ORLANDO WHO CAN’T BELIEVE HOW QUICKLY ATLANTA RAN OUT OF ZIMA. THE CITY WAS GENUINELY NOT PREPARED FOR YOUR VISIT. ANYWAY... WAKE UP Y’ALL. IT’S MATCH DAY AND WE DON’T CARE FOR ORLANDO CITY.

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Dirty South Soccer

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3 years

IT'S 9:42 AM IN THE EPICENTER OF HUMAN EXISTENCE AKA ATLANTA, GEORGIA IT'S MATCH DAY, IT'S RAINING, GOD IS CRYING BUT IT'S TEARS OF JOY BECAUSE ATLANTA UNITED IS BACK GET HYPE, Y'ALL

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6 years

It's almost like Orlando City fired their manager four nothing

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Dirty South Soccer

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3 years

IF THE BRAVES CAN WIN A WORLD SERIES AND ATLANTA UNITED CAN WIN MLS CUP AFTER THIS CITY SOLD ITS SOUL FOR THE OLYMPICS, WE GOTTA THINK ATLANTA UNITED CAN EVENTUALLY BEAT RED BULLS IN THE REGULAR SEASON BELIEVE IN YOUR WILDEST DREAMS AND WAKE UP, Y'ALL. IT'S MATCH DAY.

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Dirty South Soccer

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3 years

JOSEF SCORES. MARCIE SCORES. ATLANTA UNITED HAVE WON FOUR STRAIGHT. ATLANTA UNITED ARE TIED FOR SEVENTH IN THE EAST ON POINTS. ROB VALENTINO GOES OUT A CHAMPION OF LIFE AND INTERIM MANAGING. WHICH ALL BEGS THE QUESTION... THEM FIVE STRIPES IS HELL, DON'T THEY?

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3 years

HOLY HELL OH MY GOD HOLY HELL MILES ROBINSOM OH MY GOD

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6 years

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1 year

Atlanta United defenders when the greatest player on earth is on the ball

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4 years

MILES ROBINSON SCORES FOR THE USMNT

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7 years

HIT EM WITH THE #FIFA18 CELLY

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Dirty South Soccer

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5 years

IT'S TUESDAY MORNING IN ATLANTA, GEORGIA AND WHO CARES WHAT HAPPENS TODAY WE. ARE. BACK. AS. ALL. HELL. AND IT'S BEEN FAR TOO LONG. WE LOST SOME FRIENDS. MADE SOME NEW ONES. WE GOT SO BORED WE GOT A DOG. BUT ALL THAT'S OVER NOW. WAKE UP Y'ALL. IT'S MATCH DAY.

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LUIZ ARAUJO SCORES HIS FIRST AND STEALS SOME SOULS ALONG THE WAY ZEKE KEEPS THE BOAT SHOW ROLLING WITH A GOAL AND AN ASSIST JOSEF SCORES TWICE THAT'S SIX WINS IN THE LAST SEVEN ATLANTA UNITED UP ABOVE THE PLAYOFF LINE THEM FIVE STRIPES IS HELL, DON'T THEY???

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Dirty South Soccer

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4 years

Hahahahahahahahahaha haha

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5 years

ATLANTA BEATS ORLANDO 2-0 ATLANTA ADVANCES TO THE US OPEN CUP FINAL FATHERED. AGAIN. THEM FIVE STRIPES IS HELL, DON'T THEY?

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5 years

Nashville throws a good party but Zeke and Emo both score bangers and Atlanta wins 2-1 MLS back. ATLUTD back. for the first time this season... THEM FIVE STRIPES IS HELL, DON'T THEY?

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6 years

Thank you for everything, Greg.

Atlanta United trades Greg Garza to FC Cincinnati

Thanks for everything, Greg!

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6 years

As Tata finished his post-match interview, he took his empty water bottle, shot it into the nearest trash can, looked us unworthy media scum in the eyes, and gently said “LeBron” before proceeding to walk away.

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6 years

PARTY TIME IN THE A FIVE STRIPES WIN 3-1. JOSEF SCORES TWICE. MIGUEL ALMIRON PLAYS OUT OF HIS DAMN MIND. ATLANTA UNITED WINS 4-1 ON AGGREGATE. WE'RE HEADING TO THE CONFERENCE FINALS, Y'ALL THEM FIVE STRIPES IS HELL, DON'T THEY???

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6 years

WE’RE NOT CRYING, YOU’RE CRYING

Josef Martinez’s Miguel Almiron-less fusion celebration will hit you right in the feels

I’M NOT CRYING, YOU’RE CRYING.

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Josef Martinez says he’ll stay with #ATLUTD for as long as they want him. So ... forever?

Josef Martinez: I’ll stay with Atlanta United "for as long as they want me"

Sounds good to us...

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6 years

HE'S DONE IT!!!!

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5 years

GRESSEL WITH TWO ASSISTS. GRESSEL WITH A GOAL. JOSEF SCORES. NAGBE SCORES. PARKY GOES OUT WITH AN OVATION. ATLANTA CLINCHES THE SECOND SEED. THEM FIVE STRIPES IS HELL, DON'T THEY?

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IT'S TUESDAY IN ATLANTA, GEORGIA BUT ALSO KENNESAW, GEORGIA AND NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS TODAY WE GET TO SEE AN ATLANTA UNITED TEAM THAT WON A ROAD GAME IN CCL WITH TEN MEN AND A KID IN GOAL PLAY IN FRONT OF FANS IN THE STATE OF GEORGIA SEEMS COOL WAKE UP, Y'ALL. IT'S MATCH DAY.

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Dirty South Soccer

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3 years

IT'S SATURDAY MORNING IN GOD'S CITY, ATLANTA, GEORGIA, AND NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS TODAY WE'LL GET TO SEE A WHOLE HELLUVA LOT OF Y'ALL (distanced, masked and vaxed) AT THE BENZ FOR THE FIRST TIME IN OVER A YEAR. THE RAIN GIVES US POWERS. WAKE UP Y'ALL. IT'S MATCH DAY.

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Dirty South Soccer

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3 years

THE KING IS BACK JOSEF MARTINEZ SCORES AT HOME FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 2019 ROB VALENTINO GETS HIS FIRST HOME WIN AS MANAGER ZEKE GETS AN ASSIST. GEORGE STARS. AND ATLANTA GETS THEIR SECOND-STRAIGHT WIN. FOLKS. THEM FIVE STRIPES IS HELL, DON'T THEY?

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1 year

lord have mercy

Ryan Catanese

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1 year

Lol. Lmao.

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Hi, y'all. Your pal @J_SamJones here. ATLANTA UNITED GOES INTO YANKEE STADIUM AND ON THE WORLD'S SMALLEST PITCH GETS THE CLUB'S FIRST PLAYOFF WIN OF ALL-TIME AND TAKES 1-0 ADVANTAGE BACK TO GOD'S CITY ATLANTA, GEORGIA. All this to say... THEM FIVE STRIPES IS HELL, DON'T THEY?

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@DirtySouthSoc

6 years

It was the first true #PityParty in Atlanta. (Video via @jay_riddle )

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Dirty South Soccer

@DirtySouthSoc

5 years

ok...yeah, y'all go to hell with this one

Major League Soccer

@MLS

5 years

Where have we seen this before? 🤔

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Dirty South Soccer

@DirtySouthSoc

4 years

I like that early MLS teams like San Jose and Chicago named themselves after things that have/could potentially destroy their city. More teams should have done this The Orlando Creed Reunion Concert is a much better name

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@DirtySouthSoc

5 years

WORLD CHAMPIONS (again) THEM 13 STRIPES IS HELL, DON’T THEY?

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@DirtySouthSoc

6 years

Siri show me the perfect photo:

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Dirty South Soccer

@DirtySouthSoc

6 years

IT'S SATURDAY MORNING IN GOD'S CITY AKA ATLANTA, GEORGIA AND ATLANTA UNITED FOOTBALL CLUB CAN MOVE ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE SUPPORTERS' SHIELD BY BEATING A TEAM FROM A STATE WHOSE ENTIRE POPULATION THINKS THAT YOGURT IS TOO SPICY WAKE UP Y'ALL. IT'S MATCH DAY AND RSL IS TRASH.

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Dirty South Soccer

@DirtySouthSoc

6 years

WE WANT BAMA

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@DirtySouthSoc

6 years

IT'S MONDAY MORNING IN GOD'S CITY AKA ATLANTA, GEORGIA AND NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS ON FRIDAY ORLANDO IS STILL A CULTURAL WASTELAND OF ZIMA-DRINKING, INSANE CLOWN POSSE REJECTS THAT RUN PLAYERS OUT OF TOWN BUT KEEP WILL JOHNSON WAKE UP Y'ALL. IT'S HATE WEEK AND ORLANDO CITY IS BAD

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