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Don't take me seriously. Survived 2 suspensions. (art in banner by Infinitedge and PotatoKamaos) #PortLastSurvivor #Make Ōkami2 #ThankYouToriyama

Tasque Manager is my WIFE!!!
Joined January 2020
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Give me your balls
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*Walks into the room, barely fitting through the door* Heyy whats up it's me Fat Fuck Jason
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Me typing *kills you* after getting bored in a Character AI conversation:
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Mothers belong with their babies. Go vegan. 🎨 @TheJustComics
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"i dropped jojo after phantom blood"
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@divtene @GoodReddit Something illegal, I'd guess.
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@ToxinTaker The random New Jersey resident watching their phone ring 500 times every minute with people asking for the "Mario Brothers" whenever he answers:
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@wildcardholder @BigBridgetFan You touched the walls try again
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@realblueluffy NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO HIM
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@Phrog_YT No! That's NOT Goku!
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@PokoChokos Twitter user learns what time perception is
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@_Green_Ivy_ @worrski_ I have outplayed you
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JoJolands be like: Josuke: holy shit not even Soft & Wet: Go Beyond can defeat *villain name here* *part 9 JoJo name here*: shit, we gonna die!!! Johnny Joestar, having survived 132 years in the background thanks to unlocking Tusk Act 5 moments before his death:
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@SilentMemories3 @QUlNClES kid named another kid?????:
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@PokoChokos Death when Shrek tanks every single one of his attacks and 1shots him:
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@ArtsyGameMagi @Fez_97 @revengeance2814 @mvlsraff @yaboyhova99 The Avengers were called in yo investigate yo mama because she was so fat, she was on BOTH SIDES of the family tree. And brotha... that tree tipped over.
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@GoodReddit It's Darude Sandstorm!
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@bootleghomiee You mean you WOULDN'T want to hit it from the Intoxinator?
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@wariosexy He wore it once
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@carnagiscool44 Based take. People don't like Phantom Blood because they jump into the series expecting "ORAORAORAORAORAORAORA THIS IS REQUIEM" because they only knew JoJo from youtube videos beforehand and when it's anything less than that they quit because it's "boring".
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@keiouii @DiscussingFilm It's a side effect of having a large amount of swag
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@GlamdStall LR PHY SSJ4 Gogeta: I've had enough. It's time to unleash my most DEVASTATING ratio!
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@puppetrevival Sonic .EXE: I am god A single G.U.N Soldier enemy from Shadow the Hedgehog:
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@JoJoVSBot Joseph: Your next line is "Korega.. Meidu In Hebun da!!!". Pucci: Korega.. Meidu I- H- HUH? *Joseph's theme kicks in as Pucci steps on a Hamon infused banana peel and slams into a wall, killing him instantly*
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@PlasticManTalk The Flash after spending 5 seconds in the fear gas:
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。 ☆ 。  ☆。  ☆ ☆。 \   |   /。 ☆ if Dio Brando shitting. is your comfort character, open this thread ☆。 /  |  \。 ☆ 。  ☆。    。  ☆。
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@_Snaci_ @AlphaJacket2049 It was funny when it was any US state in the caption and not just Ohio
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@ybtoren WHAT THE FUCK BATMAN IS BRUCE WAYNE?!?!
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@AvengersBad Thanos after the police find him
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@StaleGren @YasuSFL You're Braincell-phobic
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@anonbirdd The curb in question:
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@porgiexd Being "crunched" and actually doing shit are two completely different things.
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Woah. uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh Hey, babey. You're like... BEE-autiful. uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh Why don't we come back to my HIVE together? I've got lots of "pollen" uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh
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I ratioed Peta
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@MitoLives This part had me fucking rolling
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@AvalonAskeladd I was watching like the first 15 seconds and wondering if you were talking about Kefla fighting normal ass SSJ Vegito and I IMMEDIATELY lost my fucking shit when I skipped ahead a bit and this was the first frame I saw
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@HimeOnion "Kars hatched a plan. He would use the holy number, 36, to his advantage. After waiting for the universe to begin and end 36 times and gathering 36 Kars' on Mars, he would be able to get back to Earth. This plan took him one quadrillion years to pull off, but it was successful."
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@ToxinTaker HE FOUND ME
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@fwbonnie_ Shit says based and then has Doge & a B coin icon on it that shit is the exact OPPOSITE of "based"
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@fasc1nate The Fly that's about to land on it:
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@rsr2 @OldMemeArchive That's not Goofy, that's Gooby
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@tobiasreb @8SUKll @uxiedust Call 911 and tell them you are going to rob a house (tell them your address as the house you're going to rob to make it even funnier!) and wait at the door with a fake gun to prank them
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@ChloeImagine No it's the reverse. Everyone is built like Jonathan, even Giorno. We just see them skinny because of the art style change.
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@sonicgoattiers @gaylittlelunlun Danganronpa fans don't own ANYTHING other than a spot on the sex offender registry.
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@jjba_cursed Jojo fans when they he
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@videosthatcry It's even sadder when you see the petition
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@hario_03 Nah. THIS is who he'll be.
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@TheFlinkening @BASEDGODJAMANI Satan after he finally manages to make some random Nintendo developers put a black person in a kids game:
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"Wubbadubbadubba, is that true?" "wry." "Wubbadubbadubba, is that true?" "wry."
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@ErisHasABigPp @SlewedBoot25934 @willsgardevoir @GoldenGoldy01FG If u really wanna pretend that the games mean anything, in the same games Gold Experience Requiem is a temporary transformation while the other Stand transformations are permanent.
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@blurayangel My expectations
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@VBX142 @BeratStuff Yo, his light switch is emitting the Holy Light of God.
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@deeznutvinecomp Me right now:
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@Codycar38772937 I already found it.
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tumblr is good because people don’t leave comments like this on twitter
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@Plasmaposting I love the melee for it in the older games where you don't even use the weapon and Chief just fucking decks them in the face
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@thatsilveregg If they don't play Live and Learn or I am all of me during the movie i will cry
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@djsmellyballs This is the type of image that people would qrt pictures of women with with no caption and fucking everyone would immediately know what it means now
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