@ToxinTaker
The random New Jersey resident watching their phone ring 500 times every minute with people asking for the "Mario Brothers" whenever he answers:
JoJolands be like:
Josuke: holy shit not even Soft & Wet: Go Beyond can defeat *villain name here*
*part 9 JoJo name here*: shit, we gonna die!!!
Johnny Joestar, having survived 132 years in the background thanks to unlocking Tusk Act 5 moments before his death:
@carnagiscool44
Based take. People don't like Phantom Blood because they jump into the series expecting "ORAORAORAORAORAORAORA THIS IS REQUIEM" because they only knew JoJo from youtube videos beforehand and when it's anything less than that they quit because it's "boring".
@JoJoVSBot
Joseph: Your next line is "Korega.. Meidu In Hebun da!!!".
Pucci: Korega.. Meidu I- H- HUH?
*Joseph's theme kicks in as Pucci steps on a Hamon infused banana peel and slams into a wall, killing him instantly*
Woah. uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh
Hey, babey. You're like... BEE-autiful.
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Why don't we come back to my HIVE together? I've got lots of "pollen"
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@AvalonAskeladd
I was watching like the first 15 seconds and wondering if you were talking about Kefla fighting normal ass SSJ Vegito and I IMMEDIATELY lost my fucking shit when I skipped ahead a bit and this was the first frame I saw
@HimeOnion
"Kars hatched a plan. He would use the holy number, 36, to his advantage. After waiting for the universe to begin and end 36 times and gathering 36 Kars' on Mars, he would be able to get back to Earth. This plan took him one quadrillion years to pull off, but it was successful."
@tobiasreb
@8SUKll
@uxiedust
Call 911 and tell them you are going to rob a house (tell them your address as the house you're going to rob to make it even funnier!) and wait at the door with a fake gun to prank them
@djsmellyballs
This is the type of image that people would qrt pictures of women with with no caption and fucking everyone would immediately know what it means now