$SOFI I'm sad to announce that I'll be DROPPING OUT. JPMorgan Chase Bank is OLD and SICK. It can no longer provide a value to customers. I fully support SOFI Bank as my replacement.
$SOFI WHAT IS THIS NOTIFICATION!!! That's Not Funny! I know it was you
@anthonynoto
How did you get someone to sneak a referral link on my profile? I can't seem to be able to remove it.
Major U.S. banks, including Bank of America, Chase Bank, US Bank, Truist Bank, and Wells Fargo, are grappling with deposit delays due to issues with the Automated Clearing House (ACH) system.
#Banking
#ACH
#DepositDelays
$SOFI such disloyalty. I thought we had an arrangement. That sell rating was supposed to be permanent.
@ddolev
My offer still stands if you are interested.
JPMorgan $JPM said today a new unit called Chase Media Solutions will let marketers tempt Chase customers with targeted ads related to their spending history - WSJ
SoFi is a garbage bank run by amateurs. It does nothing but burn cash and the stock is going to zero.
Noto has no Idea how to make a profit. Monday is going to be a really bad day.
$SOFI If I gladly pay $39 billion as the cost of doing businesses, A few hundred million shares shorted is also well worth my money. Anthony Noto scares me.
Per Ortex, $SOFI has 173M shares shorted, or 19.53%, at the close of the day. Rate cuts were reiterated today by the
#FED
, Noto clarified the Offering on CNBC, April 10th CPI, and $SOFI earnings on April 29th .... 🤷♂️🍋🤷♂️🍋🤷♂️
$SOFI I don't get it... All my $JPM customers are leaving for Sofi.
What do they offer that I don't?
I'm still cool! I'm still hip! I'm still "With It"............. Right???
We’re taking the
#SoFiPlayIn
Tournament to a whole new level.
Tune in this week as the 7th-10th seeds duke it out for their shot at becoming champions. Brought to you by
@SoFi
, the Official Bank of the NBA and the next generation of banking.
@SoFiStadium
JPMorgan, $JPM, CEO Jamie Dimon says he worries geopolitical events and U.S. political polarization "may very well be creating risks that could eclipse anything since World War II."
@EverythingSOFI
Let's go!! Loaded and ready!
🚀🚀🚀
JP Morgan Chase increases ownership by +51% now owns 5,819,037 shares, valued close to 50 million dollars
I'm tired of being picked on. I am DOUBLING my previous offer. With Chase PREMIER. Instead of 0.01% APY We have DOUBLED that to 0.02% APY. You won't see $SOFI and
@anthonynoto
dare to DOUBLE their rates!
Some dude just tried to deposit this. Was yelling that $SoFi was going to put me out of business.
The security guard tasered him and I kept the $20. I kinda like it.
4.6%APY with SoFi or 0.01% APY with Chase. The choice is clear. Stay with Chase. If we gave you more, I'm sure it would be wasted on more gifts anyway. 🎄🎄🎄
$SOFI David wanted more compensation so I dumped him. He pulled his sell rating.
@ddolev
Dan, would you be interested in doing a hit piece on SoFi ? I'll waive your account fees for 6 months and double your APY to 0.02%. I'll even give you 1 overdraft fee refund. We have a deal?
WOW‼️💥🔥 Humbling to see
@SoFi
recognized as a top 5 bank in US in the newest
@Forbes
World’s Best Banks report ‼️ So proud of what
#TeamSoFi
is building 💪 So THANKFUL FOR OUR
@Sofi
Members.
$SOFI
See below from
@Seawolfcap
on CEO/CFO buying stock. They have to try to defend as they have a premium P/B multiple and shouldn't.
The fiction of $SOFI saying they are selling their loans at 105 is all about recognizing upfront the future servicing revenues. They are
Hey! Cathie is using $SoFi Invest to offer her new venture fund in January 2024 .Open an Active Investing account with $10 or more, and you'll get $50 in stock. Use the link:
🚨🇺🇸 BREAKING: CHASE BANK OUTAGE LEAVES THOUSANDS LOCKED OUT
Chase Bank's online systems hit a snag on Wednesday, frustrating customers across the U.S. as they found themselves unable to access their accounts and financial information.
Starting just after 1:30 p.m. EDT, the
@CorneliaLake
@Seawolfcap
Correct
So many issues
- Gains on Sale
- Liquidity Risk
- Credit Risk
- Leverage ratio constraint
Many ways to lose, only 1 way to win - a very narrow path with steep edges on both sides - and entirely out of SoFi’s control
$SOFI BREAKING NEWS ‼️
@LizYoungStrat
issues initial coverage of $JPM $WFC and $BAC with a STRONG SELL and price target of $3 due to the imminent threat SOFI presents to legacy banking❗
$SOFI I just want everyone know how special you are. I share the most SACRED part of my day with each one of you. I don't even share this part of the day with my family.
JAMIE DIMON:
$JPM Savings Accounts still pay ~0.01% interest b/c Jamie Dimon is smart (and he knows he can get away with it).
FYI: Many bank CDs don't automatically roll over when they mature. They sit in cash. Because the banks know they can get away with it.
Be smart people!
@anthonynoto
@Kenmegan44
Bullish on $SOFI if JPMorgan is threatened by a mere parody account. Also I am in the process of switching all my auto pay onto my SoFi accounts and once I am done going to close my Chase account. These axxholes been stealing my interests income
$SOFI I apologize and take accountability for only giving 01%APY. It was uncalled for. My very worst moment was captured on X app. Although the memes have been amusing the flipside has been cruel. I thank you for staying with $JPM & I hope to do good& help promoteFinancial health
$SOFI Sofi May be the official Bank of the NBA, but I play ball at the YMCA with the local Lions Club. I shoot a mean "Air Ball". The guys call me "Brick" - probably because I'm a tough guy!
🚨Just In🚨
Jamie Dimon is not a fan of
#Bitcoin
because it can be used for sex trafficking!
"The nation's largest bank was sued for ignoring red flags about Jeffrey Epstein's sex-trafficking operation while he was a client." - NYT 9/6/23
🤡🤡🤡
#wednesdaythought
Making a slight change to creator monetization:
Any posts that are corrected by
@CommunityNotes
become ineligible for revenue share.
The idea is to maximize the incentive for accuracy over sensationalism.
$SOFI A friendly holidays 🎄🎄 reminder from Chase Bank. Since $JPM only offers you. 00000001% APY on your savings, you won't have to report it on your taxes‼️ Our gift to you. 🎁🎁 Merry Christmas! 🎄🎄
Your finances got you DOWN? Is your APY% too LOW? Is your bank not EXCITING anymore? $SOFI thinks it's the little blue pill that will Get Your Money Right. (May cause excessive wealth. See your financial advisor and ask if
@SoFi
is right for you)
@anthonynoto
@SoFi
@Forbes
That's what I always say. It's the traditional banking experience that matters. Grab you some free coffee (made fresh 6 hours ago) and get in line.
@SatashiMoto
Are you one of those crypto criminals. Only criminals use
#Bitcoin
I tell everyone to stay away.
It's OK if I use it. Everyone knows I'm a criminal.
Taylor Swift may be at
@SoFiStadium
all week, but I have invited her to meet YOU at your local $JPM Chase Bank this Friday. You... Are... Welcome! $SOFI
$SOFI For all the Cam Girls following my account, I want to congratulate you for being so interested in finances. Thank you for choosing a handsome man like myself and a .0001%APY over SOFI at only 4.60%.
$SOFI $JPM $WFC $BAC
The most trustworthy bank. The one with integrity. Which one considers your best interest first? Who is focused on delivering solid financial education?
Thanks to our wonderful customers for willingly accepting 00001 %APY, paying fees just to have an account, and those wonderful overdraft fees! Thanks for not using $SOFI instead!
It’s not every weekend you become the Official Bank of the NBA, and doing it at All-Star 2024 made it a career highlight. Thanks to the SoFi members, fans, and everyone in the league for welcoming Team SoFi to the court. 🏀🤝🩵
#Bitcoin
I'm not offering these on your Chase app but $SOFI actually put the pet rock tokens on theirs. I'm sure you aren't interested
Open an Active Investing account with $10 or more, and you'll get $25 in stock.
@JacobBa20458891
@anthonynoto
It's more fun without cooperate restraints. By the time you include the fine print and get approval from 20 different people it's vanilla and boring. I'm basically free to do whatever the hell I want.... Until my account gets banned.... Again. $SOFI
$JPM $SOFI Hey fellow young people!
I'm still hip, still cool, still WITH IT!
Just like myself, Chase bank knows what young people want! Free pens Free check registers and super cool drive thru tubes! (please don't fart in them thank you!)
$SOFI We have scientifically developed music to play while you are on hold that makes you want to hang up. Some governments use our music as interrogation incentive. Why would I ever need An AI based call center?