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Devan Hoffer

@DevanHoffer

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@DevanHoffer
Devan Hoffer
1 year
@Miiseryyyyy @everythng_dop3 To go beat they're ass. He wasn't scared. He already decided to die with them. So he was in "fuck it" mode
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@DevanHoffer
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1 year
@DocLanceP @Bornakang I think you mean, his "Swamp Stompers"
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@DevanHoffer
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1 year
@Irunnia_ @Morbidful I think I remember the proginal story. He was thinking he was somewhere else. Because when they found his car he walked from it was miles and miles from where he said his car actually was. He was disoriented
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@DevanHoffer
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1 year
@crackcobain__ Those look so stupid. Like random kid toys in jewelry form. I will say, the chains aren't bad though.
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@DevanHoffer
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1 year
@realstewpeters That just looks like a woman with a very athletic core. Next
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@DevanHoffer
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1 year
@SaycheeseDGTL That looks like a tarp over a machine. But the machine doesn't look like it's been on the ocean floor nor does it looks like it has been damaged to pressure. Something doesn't sit right with me
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@DevanHoffer
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1 year
@DailyLoud Hit him a bit hard for a skit lol
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@DevanHoffer
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1 year
@stylebender That's weird as hell. In a gross way too
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@DevanHoffer
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1 year
@John_Smith_012 @Enezator @TheFigen_ I believe it has to do something with them biting their tongue while running, but I could be wrong.
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@DevanHoffer
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2 years
@hodgetwins They pulled hair and threw stuff because she can throw hands.
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@DevanHoffer
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1 year
@Enezator Fake af. They change colors but not like that. That was clear editing
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@DevanHoffer
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1 year
@MMAFighting I lost a lot of respect for Bobby. It's not like Paul changed the outcome. And Paul acted exactly like how I did. I didn't know Jared, and I didn't know Paul did either. Seemed like a fair reaction and fair end decision
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@DevanHoffer
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1 year
@espnmma Well for 1, his coaching is very different. You can see he still wants to shine hence showing off in practice instead of observing. For 2, He wasn't in any of his dudes corners. Misses weigh ins. Clear difference and obvious why Chandlers team is winning.
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@DevanHoffer
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1 year
@MikeChandlerMMA I guess there is no point watching it since you just wanna give away the results
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@DevanHoffer
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2 years
@hodgetwins Because they don't want us talking about the newest project Veritas video
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@DevanHoffer
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1 year
@DudespostingWs I've bonded way harder with my shepherds than any other dog breed. They are my children lol
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@DevanHoffer
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1 year
@SugaSeanMMA Low key that shit was hilarious. You 2 being serious, and he's just back there goofin' off
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@DevanHoffer
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10 months
@Benaskren Logan has a habit of starting things he can't finish
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@DevanHoffer
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1 year
@Borderlands Whatever you're releasing. Just for the love of God... please don't go woke
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@DevanHoffer
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1 year
@BrockRiddickIFB The one on the left 100% it's where I learned the name "cornucopia"
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@DevanHoffer
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1 year
@JCFights Store owner tried so hard to save his place
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@DevanHoffer
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1 year
@OnPointMMA The fact that it is even up for debate says everything.
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@DevanHoffer
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1 year
@myopinion_chris @TSFights Nah. Bill gates said "let's go" it was mutual combat at that point.
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@DevanHoffer
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1 year
@NoContextHumans Even the fire thought he was too lit and bounced out
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@DevanHoffer
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1 year
@stylebender It's a bummer watching your heros get old. Time doesn't stop for anyone
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1 year
@TKbreezy Let it rip!
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1 year
@brutalfightz I bet that was a dude dressed as a girl
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@DevanHoffer
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1 year
@ZeldaSequel Those tears f'd up the story for me. It's still good. But I accidentally saw some really important ones out of order at the end and gave myself some big spoilers I wasn't ready for
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@DevanHoffer
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1 year
@MsPackyetti Make him drink it
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@DevanHoffer
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4 years
@MSNBC Today is the day America begins to become China. Censorship has already began. Next will be social scores..
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@DevanHoffer
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1 year
@TheUFCStats Hah. You all said the same about Yair too. Keeeeeep talking
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@DevanHoffer
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1 year
@pearlythingz She looks the same just with different angle. But if anything. The right is better. I even feel I look better now than I did at 20. I felt like I was more child than adult back then
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@DevanHoffer
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1 year
@andrewschulz I hate that he stopped. Go for the head
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@DevanHoffer
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1 year
@felderpaul For the record Paul. You were verbally expressing everyone's feelings (unless they had money on a bobby win). No fan likes seeing that after an accidental illegal blow. You did nothing wrong in my eyes. And it's not like your comments swayed the judges opinions
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@DevanHoffer
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1 year
@FightHaven Apparently not 1 injury lol
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@DevanHoffer
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1 year
@nccsso @DailyLoud Just another avg blonde to me too. But I think the hype is because she's at least pretty and that the last few years they've had unhealthy slobs as cover models for *inclusion*
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@DevanHoffer
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1 year
@AnnLesbyPhD @TB1Kinobe During the "pandemic" the entire democratic party called for anti vaccine shaming. Turns out the vaccines weren't safe! Go figure! At least it's nice to see who would've been persuaded by Hitler in these times by using fear and proganda instead of truths.
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@DevanHoffer
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1 year
@TamaraTiziano @realstewpeters 100% huh? OK ๐Ÿ‘
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@DevanHoffer
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2 years
@Antman0528 Good for that driver. I support protesters till they get in my way. It immediately eliminates sympathy. I'm not going to lose my job or house and not make it into work because some pansies want to stand in the road instead getting their own jobs.
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@DevanHoffer
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@KupieWanne Not the actor Hollywood wants. But the actor that everyone needs
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@DevanHoffer
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1 year
@MISINFOSCIENCE I think it's more important to state how fast it ended once it was introduced. And you wonder why the democrats want to take away our guns
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@DevanHoffer
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1 year
@MKH13Omasters Did anyone catch when the guy talked about torgal burying his head in his nuts?
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@DevanHoffer
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1 year
@SirWestmoore @JCFights Someone button mashing
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@DevanHoffer
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2 years
@engineers_feed Eating fake meat is the closest equivalent to cigarettes in the day. No long term health studies. Processed seed oils and estrogen passed as "safe alternatives"
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@DevanHoffer
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1 year
@Eren50855570 @disclosetv I bet he recalled those words as soon as it exploded
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@DevanHoffer
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10 months
@wagmi_11 @ufc @MAKHACHEVMMA I'm his fan but you can't say that. He accepted it. Completely fair.
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@DevanHoffer
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1 year
@MunstaMasta Shang chi I can be okay with. But falcon was never anyone I cared about. Having a sheild doesn't change shit. And shuri is okay but I feel she is only there because of Chadwicks death
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@DevanHoffer
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10 months
@dillondanis Logan having his comments turned off is such a silly look. Cowardice
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1 year
@TheOneFortyPlus @DailyLoud His physical trainer probably rewired him again.
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@DevanHoffer
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1 year
@grindfacetv Kids the only victims here
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@DevanHoffer
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10 months
@BloodyElbow On the feet. Strickland. Overall, khamzat
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@DevanHoffer
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1 year
@MMAFighting Bobby... stop. I get you wanted to win that fight and probably would've anyways. But that was a heavy headbutt. NC was completely fair. Paul acted as any of us at home did.
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@DevanHoffer
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1 year
@BloodyElbow Fk no. I love hearing the impacts
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@DevanHoffer
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1 year
@contextdogs The dog knew he was gonna regret that someday
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@DevanHoffer
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1 year
@stylebender I think it would be cool if you guys became friends.
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@DevanHoffer
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1 year
@SpinninBackfist He could be the new Jason stathem
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@DevanHoffer
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1 year
@ChongoTweet The only thing I'm indifferent on is zonai. Like it's cool to make stuff. But it makes it too easy to just fly over everything and skip so much.
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@DevanHoffer
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1 year
@LiamHealy16 *in a somber voice* Ladies and gentlemen.... it's time...
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1 year
@sulimanfsmf He's right though...lol
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@DevanHoffer
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10 months
@1000waystod1e Oh no the meat mixed. It's no longer koesher lol
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@DevanHoffer
Devan Hoffer
1 year
@darrentill2 It's almost worse that she's pretty. People will take advantage of her making it harder in life to find a soul mate. Best of luck to her. That isn't an easy life even if you're pretty
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@DevanHoffer
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1 year
@SpinninBackfist He'll re-bust it this fight. Promise
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@DevanHoffer
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1 year
@SpinninBackfist He was probably so happy about that. Gave him the immediate win lol
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@DevanHoffer
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1 year
@DavidWolfe Compromised
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@DevanHoffer
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1 year
@Debunk_the_Funk "iTs HoRsEpAsTe" but no one talks about how he was better in 2 days
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@DevanHoffer
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10 months
@TNTJohn1717 Not a single jeep was seen.
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@DevanHoffer
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10 months
@mma_orbit People either forget or just don't know how big he used to be when he played rugby
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@DevanHoffer
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10 months
@espnmma A decision against someone with 10 losses. I'm not impressed
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@DevanHoffer
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1 year
@DamonMartin He can fight Rosas next lol
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@DevanHoffer
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1 year
@IAmSteveHarvey No need for outside validation
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@DevanHoffer
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1 year
@mma_orbit I like it. Excuse for silly match ups
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@DevanHoffer
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@ronin19217435 I have faith he is a good man. I just hope I'm not wrong.
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@DevanHoffer
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1 year
@MMAFighting @Trailblaze2top Michael knows he's going to get shit on for that. But he shouldn't. People always underestimate Kevin
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@DevanHoffer
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1 year
@FAFO_TV I'm so happy she is okay. Hearing that *crack* made me think ribs too. Collapsed lung which she's moans from pain and probably for oxygen. Shoulder was hit probably near the same time as the rib. Thank God she survived
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@DevanHoffer
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@fopminui @fasc1nate I bet accidents in that tunnel are a nightmare to deal with
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@DevanHoffer
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9 months
@IAmAlexScar Hamas'd by Ari
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@DevanHoffer
Devan Hoffer
1 year
@MMAFighting I mean. He did just have surgery. Give him a minute
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@DevanHoffer
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1 year
@ElegantLilly_ @hydratedganon Personally I like the look and power of silver lynel parts more
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@DevanHoffer
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2 years
@Cernovich The crazy thing is if trump or musk were on that flight log, it would've already been leaked.
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@DevanHoffer
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1 year
@Ganondoodles Genuine help* Most of them shouldn't be hard if done right. They're kind of puzzles. For instance, in one, you have to fuse zonal to homing carts and let them take out the enemies. Trick is get to center of room where they usually keep the good stuff for fusing
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@DevanHoffer
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1 year
@TLAVagabond His head looks skinny now. Like T.I shaped
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@DevanHoffer
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@hodgetwins I would've swung with all my might the moment he took one step towards me.
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@DevanHoffer
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10 months
@FightHaven Those last 5 were brutal
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@DevanHoffer
Devan Hoffer
1 year
@Prolotario1 I think she's a woman who sold a bit her soul for fame and this was the sacrifice.
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@DevanHoffer
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1 year
@6lacklight @Alkn1ghty8 @MovieTalks33 @CultureCrave The dude from hellboy Brock Lesnar Random football linemen
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@DevanHoffer
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1 year
@DomTheBombYT The main dude they killed in number 2. Basically lost interest after that.
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@DevanHoffer
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10 months
@SouthlandPost I like how he doesn't care as much about food. Let homeless eat
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@DevanHoffer
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1 year
@MayoIsSpicyy Change it to "vote blue no matter who" so they know you're a person with a brain that votes with logic and not rallying behind pointless mantras....oh wait...
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@DevanHoffer
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10 months
@kxngdacv Nah. Both Tom and sergei can handle him
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@DevanHoffer
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1 year
@InsaneRealitys Damn... I thought people were making jokes about him dying at 6.. Poor kids intestines didn't absorb nutrients. Probably why he always felt hungry.
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@DevanHoffer
Devan Hoffer
1 year
@nreader6 @Sad_default @PicturesFoIder Definitely made by someone on the east coast lol
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@DevanHoffer
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2 years
@LegendaryEnergy I'm so happy I'm not the only who feels like this. Your body. Your choice. No one should tell you what to do. But it's still a baby. You live with that.
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@DevanHoffer
Devan Hoffer
1 year
@MMAThanos That audio though
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@DevanHoffer
Devan Hoffer
10 months
@BloodyElbow Anshul is not missing his chance to make history lol
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@DevanHoffer
Devan Hoffer
1 year
@Irunnia_ @Morbidful BTW I don't ever remember a killer. I think it was possible animal death. I don't remember anyone ever moving his car either.
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@DevanHoffer
Devan Hoffer
1 year
@JackStr42679640 I forgot how funny he was. "I bumped into Hillary and she said.... 'pardon me'"
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@DevanHoffer
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2 years
@2witterbird @ShimonPro To be fair. That was about guns. The mayor is talking about the ones who gave orders to stand down and shut up. He's made the right move in both scenarios
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