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@DerickSnake

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Rangers. Oasis. 🇬🇧

Round are way
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@DerickSnake
Snake Gallagher
5 months
Judas turncoat bastard 😤
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@JonAttenborough
Jon Attenborough
5 months
🏟️ I reckon by the end of next season 🦮 Sam and I will have completed the 42 (seeing a live match in all 42 @spfl grounds) we are pretty close. If we do achieve this I reckon Sam should get a portrait in the Scottish Football History Museum being the first guide dog (maybe
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Snake Gallagher
1 year
Davis away in to the training centre for a checkup on his cruciate the day.. “Sorry Steven it’s bad news. Really bad. You’re the manager now”
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Snake Gallagher
6 months
National shit the bed day
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@DerickSnake
Snake Gallagher
3 years
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHARON RAMSEY FROM GIO, RYAN KENT AND YOUR HUSBAND DEREK
@gham1995
Graham🇬🇧
3 years
It’s happening troops
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@DerickSnake
Snake Gallagher
7 months
We’re witnessing something incredible with this man and it’s unlikely to be repeated. Soak it in.
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Snake Gallagher
4 years
Steven Gerrard - THE Steven Gerrard - facing down 4 of them makes a massive & impossible to ignore point across the globe The Gaffer 😍
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Snake Gallagher
3 years
Energy bills skyrocketing, food prices skyrocketing, drug deaths skyrocketing and our dear leader is… Apologising to fucking witches 😂😂😂
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Snake Gallagher
2 years
I’ll remember the run fondly, and the Scottish cup was nice, but if we’d carried on like this less than 24 hours after Seville I’d have blown the bus up myself.
@LFC
Liverpool FC
2 years
Divock Origi ❤️
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Snake Gallagher
4 years
That is a boy who has just saved his entire career
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Snake Gallagher
3 years
Mind when Allan McGregor stopped being the best goalie in the world?
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@DerickSnake
Snake Gallagher
3 years
Genuinely 50% of all Scottish football content can be boiled down to “I am raging Rangers won because I thought they might lose”
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Snake Gallagher
3 years
When Celtic were winning stuff I swerved the city centre and stayed off social media to avoid seeing stuff that would annoy me. Like a normal person. They actively seek it out 😂
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Snake Gallagher
2 years
I know this is mental but imagine, right, if Rangers did a goal first tonight. Then did another goal. Then nothing much happened until they did another goal. Then the last half hour was just quite stress free. Then it ended. How class would that be?
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Snake Gallagher
2 years
Gambling at his age is illegal @policescoltand
@simonmcq
Simon McQ
2 years
Lucas got his coupon up £67 🥳 Goldson 3-0.
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Snake Gallagher
11 months
Rangers in the first 25 minutes of home Europa league ties 2022 is the greatest club side the world has ever known
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Snake Gallagher
4 years
BIG shoutout to the DJ in Asda Govan who just stuck We are the champions on 😂😂😂
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@DerickSnake
Snake Gallagher
2 years
Bastards. Strip them of any significant titles won recently.
@adriandelmonte
Adriano Del Monte
2 years
Shocking scenes in Napoli. For all the beauty of German fan culture, this is absolutely shameful from Eintracht Frankfurt fans. No motive can justify it.
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Snake Gallagher
1 year
Tbf, If Aaron Ramsey had walked through Faro Airport the day after the final I’d have beheaded him with a giant Toblerone.
@sportbible
SPORTbible
1 year
Anthony Taylor, the referee for the #UEL final, was harassed by AS Roma supporters at the airport with his family. Horrible scenes 😖
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Snake Gallagher
3 years
137th minute at Easter road. Corner for Celtic as Clancy’s shot is blocked.
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2 years
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@CelticFC
Celtic Football Club
2 years
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Snake Gallagher
2 years
Imagine Celtic and Hibs had 4 men ordered off… we’d be getting a holyrood summit this week
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@DerickSnake
Snake Gallagher
2 years
Stop that @fashionjr10
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@DerickSnake
Snake Gallagher
2 years
Looking to batter someone and take their Europa league final ticket off them. Preferably someone small and vulnerable as I canny fight. Will apologise on return. RT please 🙌🏻
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Snake Gallagher
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Snake Gallagher
2 years
So here’s the story of how I scammed a scammer who was trying to rip Bears off for tickets. Off we go… the cat chat went nowhere tbh
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Snake Gallagher
5 months
Nothing says more about the esteem Jimmy was held in than two guys who hadn’t been at the club that long paying tribute to him in the way they did 🥲
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@WATP72RFC
𝐖𝐞 𝐀𝐫𝐞 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐏𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞
5 months
🖤Remembering Legendary Kitman Jimmy Bell, who died #OTD in 2022. Over 30yrs at Ibrox he saw the highs of #9IAR , Trebles and a European Final, to the lows of the 3rd division and back again, as we returned to the top and won our 55th Title. Jimmy lived the dream. Simply the Best.
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Snake Gallagher
2 years
See this, right, someone at the club has obviously been filling his heid with this pish: “other mob”, “filth”, “bheasts”, probably also sorts of sectarian nonsense as well. In this day and age this is absolutely fantastic to see. Pay rise for that man.
@FitbaPatter
Fitba Patter
2 years
“The other mob” 😂😂
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Snake Gallagher
3 years
Big shoutout to Palestine for winning their league as well. Well done lads
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Snake Gallagher
2 years
Manipulating Phil O Donnell’s death. A fake tour of Japan. An SPFL chairman admitting he was asked not to help Rangers in 2008. Rules made up on the fly to demote us in 2012, and everything that happened thereafter. Zoom league titles. A moved winter break. Any more?
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Snake Gallagher
3 years
If Fashion turns in anything better than a Zambian Sebo performance I’ll dress like Shakira and perform that Waka Waka song to any guisers unfortunate enough to chap ma door later.
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Snake Gallagher
9 months
Every man dies. Not every man truly lives.
@lukefuller__
luke
9 months
Such forced limbs, no one reacts to a goal like that in the 2nd minute
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Snake Gallagher
3 years
I hope this wee telly is having the absolute best day
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Snake Gallagher
2 years
See if people could just admit they hated Rangers and their fans, life would be easier for us all. This disingenuous, mendacious ‘othering’ bollocks about fucking flowerbeds, benches and now airports is just tiring. I don’t like Celtic. I don’t need to lie about why.
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Snake Gallagher
2 years
Rangers between 8-8:30pm on Thursday nights in 2022 is the greatest team in football history. The intensity 😎
@rossco72_
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A year ago the day, bring back the europa league man
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Snake Gallagher
2 years
If you think it’s funny watching wee guys get chased and leathered just because they support Celtic then do me a favour… Like this tweet so I can follow you. Tag any likeminded pals as well👍🏻
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Snake Gallagher
3 years
Who even listens to a rivals kit launch video anyway?
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Snake Gallagher
4 months
VAR in Scotland now runs exclusively to benefit one club.
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Snake Gallagher
3 years
The guy, the kit, the boots, the baw…. Bring it back. Bring it ALL back.
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Snake Gallagher
5 months
HOW AM I DOING BOSS
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@BBCSportScot
BBC Sport Scotland
5 months
🗣️'I have got no idea what he's trying to do!' A moment to forget for Fabio Silva 🫣 #BBCFootball #ScottishCup
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Snake Gallagher
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Done his bit. Asked to play above his level because of poor recruitment. Never moaned, hid, dished out shooshburgers, pointed at his own name, acted like a wee lassie or went to the press. He goes with my thanks 👍
@RangersFC
Rangers Football Club
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#RangersFC confirms attacker Scott Wright has joined Birmingham City on a permanent deal for an undisclosed fee, subject to international clearance. Scott leaves Rangers with the best wishes and thanks of everyone at the club.
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Snake Gallagher
2 years
Ramsey back confirmed 🦽♿️
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Snake Gallagher
3 years
Hi @RangersFC You don't think a 150 year anniversary tournament involving any 3 of (eg): Fiorentina Bayern Leeds Arsenal Hamburg Would bring in as much? No?
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Snake Gallagher
10 months
What even is this guy. Broke play down every time he touched it. Missed a free header. Absolute waste of time and money. Just pay him off.
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Snake Gallagher
3 years
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@90sfootball
90s Football
3 years
Who's the first player you think of when you see this shirt?
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Snake Gallagher
4 years
There’s only one treble in Gibraltar that matters.
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Snake Gallagher
2 years
She looks just like her Naan.
@EvanPowell03
Evan Powell
2 years
NEVER DELETING FACEBOOK
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Snake Gallagher
2 years
Guy beside me today turned up late pished, sang the wrong words to every song, screamed like a banshee at every innocuous decision, celebrated the goals like a fucking maniac and left for the pub at 80 minutes Fitba done right. What a day the boy had 🙌🏻👍🏻😂
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Snake Gallagher
2 months
The year is 2062. Humanity has been eradicated in Musk’s race wars. The globe has been taken over by cockroaches. One man remains. And still starts for Rangers. That man is SCOTT WRIGHT
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Snake Gallagher
7 months
Can’t put into words how much I love this man. An absolute cast iron legend.
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Snake Gallagher
3 years
Buzzing for the "massive regret" interview in 15 years Connor 👍
@Football_Scot
Football Scotland ⚽️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
3 years
Connor Goldson's transfer options detailed as West Brom and Nottingham Forest 'vying' for Rangers star
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Snake Gallagher
4 years
If Nippy joins Lennon, Lawell and Paul the Tim in the fucking bin then it’s the fucking season of seasons 🎉🥳🍾
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@DerickSnake
Snake Gallagher
10 months
I know a guy
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@AlanC_44
Alan Carmichael
10 months
Would be good if Santa Clause paraded the league cup at half time on Wednesday night.
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@DerickSnake
Snake Gallagher
8 months
No Shagger, no Seville 🥲
@EuropaLeague
UEFA Europa League
8 months
Allan McGregor with the sensational double stop 🤯 #HBD || #UEL
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Snake Gallagher
9 months
£18 for a fancy doubler. Ron fae Ron’s quality snax will be turning in his grave
@GordonRamsay
Gordon Ramsay
9 months
Try the full Scottish at @gordonramsaystreetburger Edinburgh – with Lorne sausage, a hashbrown and an over easy egg !! @GordonRamsayGRR
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Snake Gallagher
2 years
Surprised the @spfl allow this tbh, but fair play 🙌 @Gers89_
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Snake Gallagher
2 years
Mawrelos 🇨🇴
@Defoecartel
G51
2 years
The buffalo’s🐃 in the house
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Snake Gallagher
3 years
Replacing Davis is already giving me the absolute fear.
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Snake Gallagher
3 years
Hi @policescotland I do not believe Glen Kamara is in possession of a personal licence for the sale of alcohol either
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Snake Gallagher
1 year
Put a “fat, disinterested” Morelos and an “out of form, want-away” Kent out there and we’re 3x the team It’s frightening the levels our summer signings are dragging us to.
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Snake Gallagher
3 years
Just think: we’d be double-figures clear if Gerrard wasn’t a fucking helmet
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Snake Gallagher
1 year
We all know how the Duk transfer goes: Monday: “Aberdeen turn down Rangers £3m Duk bid” Wednesday: “Duk joins Celtic for an undisclosed fee” Friday: “Declan O’Harahanranhan & Sean Mcavaleetivity join Aberdeen on an 18 month loan”
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Snake Gallagher
2 years
Imagine going to the Super Bowl, Wimbledon, the Ryder Cup or the Monaco Grand Prix and being told to drink from a toilet 😂
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Snake Gallagher
1 year
Hope a small private airline has been chartered.
@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
1 year
Official: Aaron Ramsey leaves OGC Nice as he’s set to join Cardiff on free transfer after medical completed. 🚨🔙🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
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Snake Gallagher
11 months
I don’t take any joy in this point, but Celtic have contested nearly every fucking final for nearly 10 years and I cannot remember there being this much discussion about ticket allocations in all of them combined.
@BBCSportScot
BBC Sport Scotland
11 months
"It's a terrible decision as it's exposed to too many people who love Scottish football that there's an inherent bias." Stuart Cosgrove and Tam Cowan both agree that the SPFL's decision not to award a 50/50 split of tickets at the cup final between Rangers and Aberdeen is wrong
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Snake Gallagher
4 years
I absolutely cannot get enough of this shitey, contrived, cringy patter getting rammed down their rancid throats 😍🤩🥳
@StevieMcG1979
S McG
4 years
Two full grown ManBhoys doing Selik hings. #CanYeSeeUsNoo 🔴⚪️🔵
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Snake Gallagher
2 years
“I’m the backwards man the backwards man I can pass backwards fast as you can”
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Snake Gallagher
10 months
Beerman Senderos Kiernan Hodson
@adam_major1
Adam
10 months
Possibly the worst line up of all time
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Snake Gallagher
9 months
Owing to @RossCounty ’s inability to fulfill their fixture with @RangersFC , the decision has been taken to award @RangersFC a 3-0 win and the 3 points. Updated league table below 👇🏻
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Snake Gallagher
2 years
That’s… the core away support there and you’ve called them knobheads. Fate sealed.
@Joshua__1872
josh
2 years
reckon he says “knobheads, knobheads” here
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Snake Gallagher
1 year
I’ll always love this wee maniac. He’s not blameless but I think Rangers have handled his situation dreadfully the last 18 months. He was the first hero for wee guys to idolise since we came back up - goals, haircut, celebration… we owe him. Not the other way round. 💙
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Snake Gallagher
6 months
Considering how vocal Celtic fans have been on Rangers legal matters since 2012, it’s weird how little they have to say on this particular legal matter… 🤐
@timesscotland
The Times and The Sunday Times Scotland
6 months
🔺 EXCLUSIVE: Celtic are poised to pay multimillion-pound damages within months after agreeing to settle legal claims over systematic child abuse at their feeder club
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Snake Gallagher
9 months
An absolute diamond of a striker for us 👍🏻
@Football__Tweet
Football Tweet ⚽
9 months
Compare this finish from Defoe to some of Nico Jackson’s stuff today. 🤯
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Snake Gallagher
2 months
Traditional innit
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@adamski152
adamski152
2 months
HOW BUT
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Snake Gallagher
3 years
Keep trying to explain to my Mrs (who hates me and by extension Rangers) why tomorrow is so important. “But yous won it ages ago” she says.... Aye hen, that was like the engagement. The morra is the wedding 🏆 💍😍💃🏻🎼🥳
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Snake Gallagher
3 years
Behind already. Gerrard Out.
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Snake Gallagher
4 years
I signed Michael Stewart for Rangers in Champ Man once and if I could go back and change one thing about my life it would be that.
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Snake Gallagher
2 months
Operation Binfire is proceeding nicely, but I won't be happy until these five useless bastards are off the wage bill. They are the real enemy:
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Snake Gallagher
1 year
Losing one maniac in a summer is unfortunate, losing two is careless 😢
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Snake Gallagher
3 years
Stand by for more of this 👍🏻
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Snake Gallagher
3 years
Genuinely 50% of all Scottish football content can be boiled down to “I am raging Rangers won because I thought they might lose”
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Snake Gallagher
4 years
We all see it yes?
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Snake Gallagher
6 months
That rendition of Build my Gallows yesterday was incredible stuff Under the cosh a wee bit so a proper battle anthem comes out 😎 Goldson was fucking loving it btw
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Snake Gallagher
3 years
For perspective, we were able to give Steven Gerrard & his world class back room team enough assurances to get them to leave Liverpool while we were at a financial low ebb and slap-bang in the middle of one of the worst episodes in our entire history...
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Snake Gallagher
3 years
I can hear this already…
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Snake Gallagher
2 years
Narrative set, Cantwell is a diver. Watch them absolutely pursue this to a ridiculous degree over the next few weeks.
@BBCSportScot
BBC Sport Scotland
2 years
🗣️'It's an absolute embarrassment from Cantwell. I don't think Tyson Fury would knock him down that quickly' Richard Foster gives his thoughts on the altercation between Todd Cantwell and Callum Slattery which led to the Motherwell midfielder being sent off 🟥 ⤵️ #BBCFootball
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Snake Gallagher
3 years
The free pass that Griffiths gets in comparison to Alfredo is absolutely amazing. He is an absolutely irredeemable example of the worst dregs of Scottish society. A reject from an Irvine Welsh (also a c*nt) novel. Fair play to Boyd for hammering him.
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Snake Gallagher
3 years
@glasgowcathcart
James Dornan SNP
3 years
To the genius who contacted my office this morning and left a very brief two word message, both words factually inaccurate by the way, first word ‘Fenian’, second word you can figure out I’m sure, thanks for leaving us your mobile number😉 🤡
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Snake Gallagher
11 months
PSV
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@cjb1990_
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Did Pep Beale ever get a 5-0 win?
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Snake Gallagher
3 years
Taking £120m off Barca, using it to buy Felix & Suarez, winning the league then getting Griezmann back anyway:
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Snake Gallagher
1 year
Any pubs in Genk showing the Rangers v Servette game?
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Snake Gallagher
11 months
Heavy Braga vibes 😍
@OswaldsBar
Oswalds Bar
11 months
Great goal by @IanisHagi10 tonight 👏
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Snake Gallagher
8 months
Imagine Rangers hounded out an Arabic or Palestinian player over the same thing. Jesus Christ we’d be getting it fucking stinking.
@mcgowan_stephen
stephen.mcgowan
8 months
Brendan Rodgers on Liel Abada’s absence from Celtic’s win over St Mirren…. “He wasn’t in a right frame of mind. So we gave him this chance to have a few days and clear his mind. I’ll have a chat with him again next week, see where he’s at.”
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Snake Gallagher
3 years
It is alright to be massively struggling the day isn’t it?
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Snake Gallagher
2 years
I like ma job, love ma weans, have great mates but honestly man this is what keeps me going. That shot of pure adrenaline is absolutely unmatched by anything 🤩 No drug, drink, woman or song can touch that feeling.
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Snake Gallagher
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This McCoist thing sort of sums up where we are in the era of social media & leftist cancel culture and why folk are against the Hate Crime Act. Everything said is taken deadly seriously and all nuance, context and humour ripped out. “Can I be offended by this?” is the…
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Snake Gallagher
9 months
What the fuck was he even doing here man
@BigMoLoyal1872
Big Mo🍊
9 months
Brian Laudrup 💙🇬🇧
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Snake Gallagher
1 year
This fucking donkey. £4m of his majesty’s finest British pounds. If we had a Mount Rushmore of shite strikers he’d be on it with Sebo, Ostenstad and Herrera. Absolute toilet.
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Snake Gallagher
6 months
Absolutely blatant cheating.
@ScotlandSky
Sky Sports Scotland
1 year
🎙️ "Never a free-kick... There is no foul there" Morelos has the ball in the net, but Kevin Clancy says no goal. Was it a foul? ⬇️
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Snake Gallagher
9 months
Helicopter Sunday.
@StokeyyG2
george
9 months
If Netflix were allowed to make a full documentary about ONE SINGULAR football game, what game would you choose…?
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Snake Gallagher
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Rangers ladies:
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Snake Gallagher
4 years
Won’t you stay another day?
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