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Simon McQ

@simonmcq

7 years

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Simon McQ

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6 years

FIFA world rankings announced and Scotland are now 3 places below the island Tom Hanks got stranded on in Castaway.

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4 years

Bojo has a 4 step plan, wee Nic will have 5 and it’ll be more Scottishy.

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Simon McQ

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4 years

Could be fake but St Mirren bus stopped at Costa on way to Parkhead.

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Simon McQ

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3 years

That wee face 😁

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Simon McQ

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4 years

Give me @RangersTV over Sky Sports every time. Coverage has been superb 👏🏻

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Simon McQ

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5 years

Kris Boyd is right, kids are being priced out of the game. £60 for an hours pitch hire. Lack of spare ground to play football, no ball game signs. Houses now built on spare ground where kids played football.

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Simon McQ

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11 months

What part of Palestine you from? Coatbridge mate 🥴

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Simon McQ

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3 years

Kamara sending the Lyon player for a croissant

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Simon McQ

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2 years

@RangersFC

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Simon McQ

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1 year

Still one of the funniest stories about @therealgreegsy1

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Simon McQ

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3 years

Me: Nothings confirmed yet Also me:

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Simon McQ

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3 years

Jim Goodwin ruining his weans Christmas 😂

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Simon McQ

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5 years

A massive thanks to @SJFC_SLO & @StJohnstone who returned the wee mans scarf today after he left it at the stadium last weekend 👏🏻

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Simon McQ

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4 years

James Rodriguez contribution to the Everton trophy cabinet

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Simon McQ

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3 years

Cans of tennents in Murrayfield for the rugby but can’t get a plastic bottle inside a football stadium. 1 rule for rugby fans, another for football fans

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3 years

Dundee Football Club

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We have arrived at Tannadice #thedee

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Simon McQ

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3 years

Top is cracking 😊

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Simon McQ

@simonmcq

7 years

Wee man was chuffed meeting players today 🔴⚪️🔵

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Simon McQ

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5 months

Super Jack Butland in goal 🔴⚪️🔵

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Simon McQ

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4 years

Hello Darkness my old friend.

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Simon McQ

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5 years

This is what is being sold in Turkey. If I see anyone with this on at Ibrox they’re getting a two-footed tackle to the knee.

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Simon McQ

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2 years

For Theres Not A Team Like The Glasgow Rangers 🔴⚪️🔵

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Simon McQ

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7 months

Me watching Dujon Sterling

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Simon McQ

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6 years

It’s November 2018 and there’s a Tim, still going on about a second booking for a player in 1999 Old Firm title decider! Wow, just wow 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Simon McQ

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7 months

Oh the bluebells are blue 🔴⚪️🔵

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Simon McQ

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2 years

Off to ibrox with tonight’s mascot. Buzzing is an understatement 🔴⚪️🔵

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Simon McQ

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3 years

So a steward wanted to take this box of Pringles off him cos apparently the can, can be used as a missile and he wouldn’t get in if he didn’t eat them before he got in! 🤬 Steward got told to bolt and he’s in with them.

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Simon McQ

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2 years

@xh0lly86_

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Simon McQ

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2 years

Welcome to Rangers Todd Cantwell

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Simon McQ

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3 years

Yasss big Fil

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Simon McQ

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3 years

Look what you made me do @RangersFC

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3 years

Don’t make me come down there @RangersFC get it announced!

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Simon McQ

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4 years

It wasn’t even a great save

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Simon McQ

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3 years

Sunday Sesh?

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Simon McQ

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7 months

In the semi’s 🔴⚪️🔵

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Simon McQ

@simonmcq

4 years

Dunfermline release 17 players QOS release 16 players Kilmarnock release 12 players This is just the beginning.

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4 years

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Simon McQ

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4 years

Wee man all chuffed with @morelos2106 signed boot 💙

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Simon McQ

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6 years

This is what needs to happen at full time: Sack Murty Cancel POTY Refund fans Fine the players 2 weeks wages

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Simon McQ

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6 years

Wee man pictured at half time talking about his programme with wee boy behind him who was at his first game. The future generation of bluenoses 🔴⚪️🔵

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Simon McQ

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4 years

Current temperature outside

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Simon McQ

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3 years

He’s a Busalo Soldier…

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Simon McQ

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3 years

Hey @EwenDCameron 😉

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Simon McQ

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4 months

They really done amazing with this 💙 He was Simply The Best!

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Simon McQ

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2 years

What an experience it was for Lucas tonight. Great memories for him.

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Simon McQ

@simonmcq

4 years

If Nippy goes hopefully that’s the last we see of Janey Godley too.

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Simon McQ

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3 years

Ready to watch the champions 🏆 @RangersFC 🔴⚪️🔵

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Simon McQ

@simonmcq

5 years

Football camp finished off with the bouncy 👏🏻

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Simon McQ

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1 year

Lucas loving his new kit 💙 @ToddCantwell_10

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Simon McQ

@simonmcq

3 years

Barker, Simpson, Bacuna all a waste of a wage. They Add absolutely nothing.

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Simon McQ

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4 years

Wee Declan after hearing about 2 signings in one day

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Simon McQ

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5 months

Someone turn the sprinklers on at half time and get this pish abandoned.

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Simon McQ

@simonmcq

3 years

If Jimmy Bell hasn’t laid out the orange kit for McGregor today, we riot @RangersFC

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Simon McQ

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5 years

So the furthest Killie went in Europe was Wales 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Simon McQ

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3 years

No entry to Hampden on Sunday unless you are wearing orange.

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Simon McQ

@simonmcq

4 years

@BBCNews Is this getting pulled as well? 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Simon McQ

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4 years

#RangersReady @RangersFC 3 points today 🔴⚪️🔵

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Simon McQ

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7 months

I fucking love big Dujon 🙌🏻

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Simon McQ

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4 years

The players trying to drive home later

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Simon McQ

@simonmcq

3 years

This is what you voted for. Time to wake up to this craziness

No More Lockdowns UK

@NMLockdownsUK

3 years

SHOCKING SCENES from Scotland last night in Glasgow where Sturgeon's gestapo arrested people for the crime of DANCING! North Korea ain't got anything on this backwater.

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Simon McQ

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4 years

Ppl calling for takeaways to shut don’t realise some of these places are helping those who are unable to get out or can’t afford food. They’ve done this throughout the pandemic & took meals to these ppl on Christmas Day to ensure they had a warm meal.

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Simon McQ

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6 years

Attendance today was 9028. Well done to the 28 Livi fans who turned up 😉

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Simon McQ

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5 years

I might be in the minority here but I didn’t think Leverkusen were the best side we have faced in Europe this season.

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Simon McQ

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2 years

Heat map v Hibs

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Simon McQ

@simonmcq

6 years

Thought Grezda done pretty well today. He’s fuckin rapid. Once he’s got a good run of games we will see why SG signed him.

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Simon McQ

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3 years

Kit is class 🔴⚪️🔵

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Simon McQ

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4 years

Two backs of 5. What a stinkin way to play football.

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Simon McQ

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5 years

Wee mans horse won. 3 years in a row 👏🏻

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Simon McQ

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4 years

Is that a title winning save from McGregor?

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Simon McQ

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3 years

Worlds Strongest man & @stoltman_tom 💪🏻

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Simon McQ

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5 years

Breaking News: Paul Gascoigne has turned up at the house of Lee Bowyer with a fishing rod, beer and some chicken.

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Simon McQ

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2 years

@EwenDCameron Me & the wee man living in the moment last night. This is real football, real passion

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Simon McQ

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9 months

Just gonna sit here and see what mental stuff Joey Barton says next. Women, serial killers, Gary Neville & now the Germans 😂

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Simon McQ

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5 years

@Stretchy99 @NikitaFrench

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Simon McQ

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3 years

Isn’t it lovely 🏆

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Simon McQ

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3 years

Sea of Orange for Hampden? 🍊

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Simon McQ

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1 year

New training top spotted earlier

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Simon McQ

@simonmcq

5 years

Tell you what Goldsons last ditch tackle in box was superb.

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Simon McQ

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2 years

@Calbell0

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Simon McQ

@simonmcq

5 years

Thanks for everything captain 🔴⚪️🔵. Your loyalty and sacrifice for us will never be forgotten, good luck at QPR #OneLeeWallace

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Simon McQ

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3 years

@J_L_Walker @JohnCleese All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?

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Simon McQ

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3 years

@RangersFC

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Simon McQ

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3 years

Wee guys at George Square on Saturday when they see Lana Wolf

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Simon McQ

@simonmcq

4 years

I’m Gonna be like a fat kid in a sweetie shop 😂

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Simon McQ

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5 years

Porteous “I’ve learned from that tackle”. Few weeks later, injures himself with the way he tackles. Same scissor action tackle. Fud!

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Simon McQ

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4 years

When u go away for the day but need to watch the game 😁

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Simon McQ

@simonmcq

6 years

Happy Bluenose 🔴⚪️🔵

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Simon McQ

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2 years

@HumzaYousaf @RangersFC @EuropaLeague

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Simon McQ

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4 years

That tracksuit top looks superb

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Simon McQ

@simonmcq

4 years

Here’s a thought, why don’t we give Zunga a chance before writing him off before he’s even kicked a ball for us.

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Simon McQ

@simonmcq

3 years

Numbers are up cos ppl are doing LFTs constantly, would you have done one for a common cold 2 years ago? No, it’s bonkers. Less testing, less numbers. Whole think is a shit show & Scot gov are loving it.

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Simon McQ

@simonmcq

2 years

Lucas got his coupon up £67 🥳 Goldson 3-0.