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aka Ollie Jupes. Former dentist, former news reporter and press photographer. Above all, Earthling

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Joined September 2012
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5 years
FUN FACT Over a 30 year-long career, the average dentist carries out: 873,000 exams 285,000 fillings 1,008,734 x-rays 873,000 scales 34,000 crown preps 15,001 denture constructions 125,000 extractions 55,045 root-fillings 2 full periodontal chartings
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Not sure this new oral health promotion is giving out the right message.
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NOW IT’S PERSONAL So my younger brother, a psychiatric nurse currently helping out in a care home was told today two residents had died from coronavirus. The carers have no PPE. No goggles or PP3 masks.
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Pure genius 😂😂
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RECEPTION: “I’ve got a patient here who’s broken a tooth. He’s insisting he needs to be seen today and needs a crown. He says he’ll sit and wait.” NURSE: “Ok. Tell him to sit and wait.” RECEPTION: “Any idea how long?” NURSE: “February.”
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Does this sort of thing still happen on a Friday at 4.00pm? PATIENT: “Can I have an emergency appointment please? I have toothache and I don’t want it for the weekend.” RECEPTIONIST: “When did it start?” PATIENT: “March.”
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TRUE DENTAL FACT 8 out of 10 dentists, when seeing a TV advert claiming that 8 out of 10 dentists recommend using a certain dental product, shout “Bollocks” at the television.
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DENTAL APPOINTMENT 9.00 AM CHECKLIST 1. Greet staff with “No offence but I hate dentists” 2. Put denture in spittoon 3. Say “I don’t know why I’m here” 5. Complain about the topical 6. Rinse 37 times 7. Groan roughly every 15-20 seconds. 8. Don’t say “Thank you” at the end
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A friend has told me about a colleague who has taken his own life, found in his practice, by one of his nurses. I would urge any dental professional with mental health issues to speak to a professional ASAP. Mental Dental on Facebook is a good place to start.
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Rudely woken by a FaceTime call from my new grandson early this morning, born at 4.00am this morning, in London. His mom and dad are desperate to get out the hospital ASAP. Well done K & J x
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Yesterday, I said goodbye to my little brother, who died after a short illness a couple of weeks or so ago. I wrote his eulogy. He was a funny man. I hope this did him justice.
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Fun Dental Fact Toothaches only ever develop late on a Friday afternoon.
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“No. Bite on your back teeth…you’re pushing your jaw forward…bite on your BACK teeth!”
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When a dental nurse walks into her surgery the day after another nurse had been working in there.
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“I don’t like brushing it, because it bleeds.” “It’s bleeding because you’re not brushing it.” “I don’t like brushing it, because it bleeds.” “It’s bleeding because you’re not brushing it.” “I don’t like brushing it, because it bleeds.” “It’s bleeding because you’re...
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So have I got this right? You can open on 8th June but have no guidance on what procedures you can do or whether you can obtain PPE and if you can get it fit-tested?
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DENTAL FUN FACT No dentist, dental therapist, dental hygienist, dental nurse, dental technician or dental receptionist, in the history of time, ever refused a piece of chocolate Easter egg.
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I rarely use Wikipedia, but this seems quite accurate.
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Where do you start? I’d advise this patient to see an Instagram dentist for 28 veneers and 2 crowns and root-canals on the 8’s, to bring them into line.
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Banksy’s latest artwork discovered today shows a woman sneezing and her dentures flying out of her mouth. I’d like to think my prosthetics work was his inspiration.
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Nigel Bye Little Bro’ Sorry we didn’t have more time RIP Your Big Bro’ Love you X
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NURSE: “Any medical changes?” PATIENT: “No.” ME: “How are you?” PATIENT: “Just come out of hospital. Was in for a month. I had a stroke. I’m on Warfarin.” NURSE: “But no medical changes?” PATIENT: “No.”
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Having just read that Kanye West has filed papers to stand for this year’s US Presidency, I’m considering whether to have a shot at being the Chief Exec of the General Dental Council. MANIFESTO: I’ll do the job without ripping registrants off and persecuting them.
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JUST TO BE CLEAR 🤦🏻‍♂️ When Rishi Sunak suggested recently that ‘therapists’ help ‘reform’ NHS dentistry, he was speaking of dental therapists - highly trained dental professionals who can carry out many treatments that dentists can, to the same standard and in some cases, better.
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Just read a dentist who said patients are calling up to ask if they can be seen this week, because they have got some time off.
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This gives me hope. (From Facebook)
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generally acted as my safety net. One dentist in particular, was especially kind throughout my time as a practice boss. Today, she passed away from the same illness that befell my late wife. RIP Ann x
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THIS SHOULD BE UP AS A POSTER IN EVERY DENTAL PRACTICE IN THE UK
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Thanks to everyone who has offered financial help for the nurse who is struggling to pay her Annual Retention Fee. My journalist friend is attempting to make contact with her. I will keep you posted. I hope you are following this @GDC_UK
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DENTAL FUN FACT All dentists are under the misapprehension that they can mix alginate better than any dental nurse on the planet.
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Has ANYONE ever figured this out? Why? Why? Why? Do patients take their dentures out and then put them in the spittoon?
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Have not been impressed with the way that dentists and staff have been treated by government and executives at NHS England this week. What a useless bunch of...AEROSOLS!
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This will be toothpaste reps on the day COVID restrictions are lifted and they’re allowed to freely wander into dental practices again.
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Do patients still say this? ME: “You need a couple of fillings so we'll need to make another longer appointment to do those." PATIENT: "So you're doing them now then?"
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Don’t forget people. If they get on your wick, metronidazole!
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When you realise your least favourite patient has decided to go for treatment at the practice down the road.
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The other good thing about masks is I don’t wander around the supermarket looking at fellow customers, speculating: “Crown...veneer...denture...centre line is off...Class 2 Div II...perio...”
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The amount of sympathy dentists get from nurses when their favourite luxator is the autoclave.
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FUN DENTAL FACT A survey found that at some point during the day, 87% of dental nurses felt like ripping instruments out of the dentist’s hands and doing the job themselves. The other 13% just keep taking the sedatives.
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How we always celebrated when a patient refused molar RCT and insisted on extraction.
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A representation of the queues outside English dental practices, 9.00am, Monday, 8th June, 2020.
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Am I alone in finding it difficult to follow all the abbreviations and acronyms spawned by the dental shutdown? AGP’s, SOP’s and FFP3, let’s face it, weren’t in everyday use in practice four months ago. Then someone introduced nAGP the other day. I’m wearing Google out. WTF?
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I definitely feel that this educational oral hygiene campaign needs a rethink.
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The lowdown on Paediatric dentists, from Wikipedia.
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It’s a little irritating that the news channels are saying that the late Robbie Coltrane will be best known for his role as Hagrid in the Harry Potter franchise, when for many, his most outstanding performances were in Cracker.
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Whoever is writing these Wikipedia entries surely has some sort of inside knowledge?
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Not quite sure the proposers of this idea really know what dental laboratories do.
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What has really been heartwarming over the past couple of weeks is that the BDA has made its live updates open to all. It has been one of the most reliable and fastest sources of information for practitioners in an incredibly worrying time. @EddieCrouch @Judith_Husband
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I don’t know who created this, but it’s genius. So where IS the England Chief Dental Officer’s guidance on treating dental patients during this crisis?
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I was just flicking through the GDC's 'Standards for the Dental Team.' They've added an interesting extra new section.
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The reaction you would naturally expect from a dental nurse when the dentist asks for the RCT kit unexpectedly at 4.00pm on Friday 23rd December.
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I wasn’t the best dentist in the world, but I did care very much about my patients and the work I did. As dental litigation grew exponentially and the GDC seemed to become more draconian, I became wary of offering ‘advanced’ treatments. Eventually I worried about occlusals 😱
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This is what community dental clinics look like in the Cotswolds.
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From the latest edition of Private Eye.
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DENTAL PROFESSIONALS HATE: 1. Patients who are late 2. Patients who gag 3. Patients who cry 4. Patients who gag and cry when you tell them off for being late
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Dental nurses don’t go off to work in supermarkets because they have an extraordinarily strong sense of duty once they are in the profession. They are incredibly caring, as are all general nurses. An admirable quality.
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No. It’s dental staff following guidelines in a professional way, following guidelines set by Government and safeguarding patients and themselves from COVID-19.
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But some people are managing....so is it actually our friend Covid being used as an excuse for piss poor service again?
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When a dentist suddenly realises his nurse isn’t there, he’s alone with a patient and he has no small talk to break the tension.
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It’s about time I rang my old practice, put on my best insane patient voice, and demanded provision of a denture before Christmas.
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Every dental professional whoever attended a periodontology lecture.
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WELL SAID 👏👏👏 @DentistSinging
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Dental practices are allowed to open in England from today but many dentists say they're not ready. Dr Milad Shadrooh ( @DentistSinging ) tells #BBCBreakfast why ⤵️ More here:
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I wouldn’t normally take pictures of my food, but I just wanted to push it down your throats while you’re working, that I’m enjoying afternoon tea in the Cotswolds. Retirement! Everything it’s cracked up to be.
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I LOVE BEING MESSED ABOUT BY THE LAST PATIENT ON A FRIDAY ME: “Where’s the broken one?” PATIENT: “In my mouth.” ME: “Give me a clue?” PATIENT: “You’ll see it.” ME: “How did you break it?” PATIENT: “Have a guess.” For that, she deserved Cavit.
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I've spoken to dentists, therapists and hygienists from NHS AND private practice recently, and they are ALL in the same boat in their own way - hit hard financially and desperate to get back to operating near normality. I don't know of anyone who took it easy over the lockdown.
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My remedy to the age-old problem of patients not putting their heads in the middle of the headrest properly.
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Genius! 😂😂😂 @hygienistdirect
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Could you imagine if Trump was a dentist? "That root-filling isn't short. The radiograph you took is fraudulent. It's a conspiracy by Gutta-percha, SOE, the dental press and Wilhelm Roentgen."
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(Data accurate at the time that tweet was posted)
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Most dentists, before ultrasonics and dental hygienists were invented.
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THIS is why universal access to dentists is important. The husband of a friend of my wife had a sore spot on his face, near his mouth. His GP gave him cream and sent him on his way. When he went to his dentist, the dentist said “No. Not happy,” and immediately referred.
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My Day 1. A man with a fat face that needed draining wasn’t double-booked 2. Mrs Green didn’t walk in demanding I recement her temporary 3. I didn’t have to build up an MID composite on a child who fell off his skateboard 4. A family of 5 didn’t turn up late Love retirement
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I don’t think there’s been much said about mandatory vaccinations recently. I just remember at dental school in the 80’s, we were just told before we were due to go on clinics “You WILL be having your Hepatitis B vaccinations this week.” No arguments. None of us wanted Hep B
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My only proud boast from a 30+ long career is that I never pushed a lower molar root into the sinus.
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Do you think dentists and dental professionals will be more valued when they return to work? More importantly, will there be an accompanying rise in the number of chocolate and biscuit gifts per practice? We need modelling to predict the curve.
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Here’s an idea. Send members of non-dental senior executive GDC staff into practice to observe for a week just to give them some insight and maybe infuse them with some empathy?
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The reaction of dental nurses on Friday afternoons when patients change their minds at the last minute and go for XLA instead of RCT.
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Tears of joy as a dental professional realises late on a Friday afternoon that there’s only one more examination patient before home time.
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Will the ban on mass gatherings stop the whole family trooping into the surgery and gawping while you try and do treatment?
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Dental style.
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My little brother is over here from Europe for a few days. He was disgusted with the first cup of tea I gave him. This is apparently how he likes it. He made me take a picture of it so I could colour-match it during his stay. Shade-taking in dentistry was stressful enough 😱😱
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Hey people. I have found the England Chief Dental Officer’s departmental email address. I think EVERYONE should email her and ask her about the guidelines for treating Coronavirus. sara.hurley @dh .gsi.gov.uk
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Wikipedia really is very detailed.
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Just been to my local GP surgery to drop in a request for a repeat prescription. They are stopping people from going in and receptionists are triaging patients on the door. Why are you still working, dental people?
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The WORST thing about retirement is I dont get free samples any more. I have to buy my own Sensodyne. I hadn’t done that since 1988.
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DENTAL FUN FACT Dental nurses, on average, burn 4,000 calories per week, just mixing alginate. In addition, researchers found 5,000 calories were burned by their masseters from clenching when asked to mix it again, because “It’s not quite how I like it.”
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One big dental regret was never learning how to thread a Siqveland matrix band. I asked a few dental nurses over the years to show me, but they always made excuses not to. It was much later I realised that dentists who learn the secret, die in mysterious circumstances.
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When your last two patients of the day cancel. Any dental person who DOESN’T react like this, is dead inside.
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Well I’ve put my CV in to the GDC. That position as Chair is MINE! Unless they trawl through the 3,000-odd tweets I put up, criticising the outrageously inept GDC.
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DENTAL NURSES!!! You MUST watch this!!!
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Thank you to everyone who kindly offered financial help to the dental nurse in ARF difficulty. She was overwhelmed by the response on Twitter and Facebook. She felt awkward however, about accepting gifts, but she is managing to sort out her dilemma. She sent her thanks.
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No gloves, no mask, no medical history sheet.
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Loving the @Barbie *You Can Be Anything* range. Policewomen, astronaut, Firewomen, Vet, Doctor, Pilot and Paediatric Dentist 🙌🏼
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This genuinely did make me laugh out loud. (Sound on)
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Clearly, the General Dental Council is only interested in patient safety after the trollop it put out today. It isn’t interested in protecting registrants. In fact, it’s incompetent. But where is the English Chief Dental Officer? The Welsh CDO is on the ball. @GDC_UK
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Dental receptionists when the last patient leaves on Christmas Eve.
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My friend and ex-colleague is working this morning. I just texted her to see how her morning was going. She started at 8.00am. ME: “You busy?” HER: “Absolutely swamped.” ME: “How many have you seen so far?” HER: “Two. I’m knackered.”
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😂😂😂
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EMERGENCY APPEAL Can anyone fit me in for a fractured cusp today. It’s my UR4. It’s been very sensitive and swollen since January 2nd and I can’t chew on it. What with christmas dinner coming up etc etc…
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The reality.
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