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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

3 months

Might be the most truthful Ag meme of all time.

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

30 days

I’ve had a drone for years. Never took the time to fly it much. My sister has been practicing. Little snippet from today.

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

2 months

Lotsa doom and gloom in Ag lately. It has also consumed me. Today was a good day though. @JinaLynn11 bought some 2nd hand farm toys from a good friend and here was our little farmers reaction. Enjoy. 😊

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

2 years

38, Husband, Dad/Stepdad, Farmer, Grain Cleaner, Volunteer Fire Fighter. @JustinTrudeau calls me fringe and misogynistic with unacceptable views. #TrudeauMustGo

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

10 months

There’s a special place in hell for those that over tighten oil filters.

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

8 months

“The market doesn’t give a shit about your cost of production”

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

3 months

What is the furthest you’ve ever driven a piece of farm equipment? Buyer of our swather is driving it 250 miles home @ approx 14 mph. 😳😬

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

1 month

Spending the day with my little farmer is helping my mental health. Need to do more of this when things are tough.

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

2 months

#NewProfilePic

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

8 months

Sprayer tender build for anyone that gives a shit. Haha. Mostly just scrap steel laying around other than the height/pivot knuckle.

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

1 year

Could easily finish #plant23 tonight with 50 acres to go. But my little girl hasn’t had a tractor ride yet this spring. So it’s home-time and The Putzer will get her ride/Disney music on the Bluetooth in the AM. #stepdad

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

2 years

We shall frig like we’ve never frigged before. #Plant23 #DirtFrig23

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

2 months

Canceling Sirius XM is painful. Just cancel the service. I don’t need to hear your sales rant. These people must get hundreds of cancelations a day.

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

8 months

Other than functionality testing it’s ready. It’s not a DASH but it’s also 99% cheaper 🤣

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

10 months

I now see why so many people don’t build a new home till they are damn near retirement age. That’s about the only time in your life you can truly afford it.

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

1 year

Just a little speed bump. 😂🤷🏼‍♂️

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

9 months

Attention Ag iron dealers. Nobody gives a shit that hundreds of items on your website are “Sold” List what’s available for sale. It’s not rocket appliances.

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

1 year

Done like dinner. Electrician comes Monday. #erection23

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

10 months

What does a person with diarrhea and an EV owner have in common? They both hope they can make it home.

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

2 years

Sales guy today didn’t agree when I told him that… “I hope you know you are gonna run out of buyers for $100,000 pickup trucks” 🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

23 days

Trump says no to Juan Deere. Boom

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

2 years

#NewProfilePic

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

8 months

I’ve been in a pretty big funk lately. Have to remind ourselves why we do what we do. Better days ahead. #CdnAgDay #MentalHealth

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

1 year

Ironic that these liberals morons want to limit fertilizer use in Canada. Then go a screw our pulse export markets that use very little fertilizer to grow. With every waking day, I hate this government more. #TrudeauDestroyingCanada

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

1 year

Fuck you and your “contact for price” kijiji ad. This is 2023. Grow some balls and post your asking price and let’s play ball.

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

2 months

Sad news today. Really makes you value life in general. Shitty grain prices and all the other trivial things we deal with is nothing in comparison to our family and friends.

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

6 months

Mexican Mennonite staff meeting today at lunch determined a name for the 1206. She was dubbed “Old Puta” which loosely translates to Old Slut. She’s ready to handle an auger or 2 this fall.

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

1 year

She’ll make a good farmer. Snacks are pert near gone and it’s a little after 9.

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

2 years

I canceled Disney+ and bought a condo in the Swiss Alps. Thanks for the life tips @cafreeland

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

2 months

Graded #1 . 15.1 Protein. Little victories on our little hobby farm. 👊🏻

Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

2 months

HalleFuckinglujah!!! Durum is off. First time grower. Long time watcher/listener. See how it grades.

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

25 days

Friendly reminder. Winterize your camper. Unless that’s your home now, cuz your canola didn’t yield good enough and your wife kicked you out.

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

2 years

Cruising along in Santa Claas 45’ at a time. 🎅

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

2 years

First year with auto steer in a combine. What a treat.

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

2 months

I’m now convinced every used auger from a BTO is a pile of shit and us peasant farmers end up tearing it down and making it nice. #fuck

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

1 year

This is the greatest thing I’ve seen in months. 🤣🤣🤣

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

10 months

Not sure how we pulled this photo off. But, Merry Christmas anyhow. 🧀🎄

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

5 months

The comments in this thread recommending 10mph is why every used roller on the market is royally fucked 🤣

Reden Farms

@redenfarms

5 months

First time owning and running land roller. Question to other farmer what your operating speed when rolling?

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

22 days

We’ve entered the point of harvest where ratchet straps are holding shit together till we’re done. #fuckit

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

2 years

“I hope people are this dumb when I have my auction sale” -Every close to retirement farmer

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

2 years

Vasectomy Day “Any musical requests?”-Dr “Big Balls by AC/DC”-Me *Laughter Ensues*

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

6 months

Everyday that ticks by, I inch closer to wanting my children homeschooled.

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

2 years

Who in the tap dancing Christ is buying side x sides for $46,000? The first house I bought in town was half that price.

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

21 days

That’s it. Harvest is finished like the cocksucking liberals in the next election. 🏁

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

2 months

3% done harvest. I can say I’m kinda over it already. Normally I’m excited this time of year. Maybe I should go on strike. Go off the rails a bit, ya know. #railroadpun

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

4 months

Better share this photo now. If the rain continues they will be pure shit shortly. 🤣

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

6 months

This is undiagnosed, mental illness.

Frontarock Farmer

@JimBenn71220505

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

2 years

Got some help fueling and servicing the combine this morning. #AgTwitter

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

1 month

Love this old girl. Tractor was bought from a good friend many years ago, Dean Howie. Box and hoist put on and still turns a few heads. Gone but not forgotten buddy. Miss you.

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

10 months

@charlesadler Your beloved Liberals had 8 years. Sorry Chuck, but it’s time for a new group to take the wheel.

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

1 year

Few loose ends to tie up and she’s done. Get some fill in place and trench in the power and it’s ready for shed Tetris.

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

9 months

How are electric vehicles not a health and safety risk in weather like this? Stranded on the side of the road for a simple trip? Can’t trust it to make it to the hospital in the event of emergency? Just a gigantic POS.

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

1 year

All strapped and poles notched. Door and truss prep tomorrow. Need some calm days to get them lifted up. Wish I had a hot tub. I’m sore and tired. 🤣

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

2 years

This man hunt is a prime example of how our justice system has and continues to fail society. A criminal at large with the priors listed shouldn’t be amongst us in the first place. #SaskatchewanStabbings

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

1 year

Snuck away for date night before things get hectic. Imma lucky man. 😊 ❤️😘

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

7 months

Take your $10 daycare and all your other “Government Programs” and pound sand. Just quit taxing the piss out of us all and we’d be finer than the fuzz on a bees knees.

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

2 years

Booked some seed for 2023. Very nice gift in the mail from @canterraseeds

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

1 year

One more day of plumbing and she’s pert near ready to frig thee dirt. 🤘🏻

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

1 year

Roof is on and screwed more times than Canadians with a liberal government. Cheers

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

1 year

Pole shed contractors deserve every penny they make. Day 5 was brace day. I will inspect every shed I see now that I’ve helped nail this spider web together. Wall tin starts in the AM.

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

1 year

A day in the city is worse than a week of the shittiest jobs on the farm. Dunno how people live in these dumps.

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

6 months

Manitoba wipper snipper. 👌🏻 #mint

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

3 months

Here’s a thought. Keep our tax dollars in Canada to look after actual tax payers and the issues they encounter. Sorry but this globalist bullshit can kiss my ass. Water bombers and Jasper comes to mind. #FuckTrudeau #LiberalismIsAMentalDisease

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

2 months

New to us cart. Agrimatics box is fucked. As much as I wanted to use it this harvest I’m not spending $3600 for a new one. Farming is dumb.

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

2 months

HalleFuckinglujah!!! Durum is off. First time grower. Long time watcher/listener. See how it grades.

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

1 year

8 tenths or more across the whole farm the last few days. Crops got a great start. Very pleased with the SR’s seed placement.

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

2 years

Big news tonight. Kolter took his first steps unassisted. Glad I was home to see it. #Ralph

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

7 months

Me when G3 wants us to haul wheat with highs of 16 next week after 6” of wet Easter snow ☹️

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

7 months

I wish your mom would have used them.

Justin Trudeau

@JustinTrudeau

7 months

Women should be free to choose the contraceptives they need without cost getting in the way. So, we’re making contraceptives free.

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

1 month

After hours parts boxes don’t help when the wrong parts are in the box. 🤷🏼‍♂️😡

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

1 year

. @bigbushelsag @jcalder1983 @BaldurBarons @OOrsak

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

2 years

Have to look long and hard to find nicer trucks than the fleet @DoubleBarDFarms 👌🏻immaculate iron everywhere.

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

1 year

Let’s try again. For Sale. 2021 Salford Valmar 246. 60’. Mint. Used for 20 acres. 35k or willing to trade fully or partially for a water tanker or 48’ stepdeck. RT appreciated

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

2 years

On pace to clean half a million bushels before seeding gets here. Many of these business relationships made from this app. Hats off to the tweeps who have supported us up until this point. #cheers

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

2 years

It’s my gorgeous fiancé’s day of birth. Can’t wait to make you a Clarke in July. Love you to Pluto and back, cuz to the moon isn’t enough. Love you Hunny. @JinaLynn11

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

5 months

Half the members of 306 Farm Equipment on FB need to be kicked in the bean bag. Bunch of cocky pricks that have never signed a cheque.

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

2 years

Gentleman from Portage called about the bunk off our 99 Pete that’s been sitting @ Cancade in Brandon for 2 years. Told him to make a donation to the food bank and he can have it. #MerryHoHo

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

1 year

#cropsfucked23 #StupidSeedMasterSR

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

2 months

Flamans wants $1100 for a tank/12v pump/hose for fire fighting. This will be about $200 all said and done. Mount on the grain cart and hope we never have to use it.

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

9 months

Rant for the day. If you sink your pickup truck while ice fishing you should be denied all insurance. Forced to recover it and fuck off. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

1 year

The older I get the more I feel that many of the events that take place in this world are just a distraction from someone doing some shady shit. All these politicians are pieces of human garbage.

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

10 months

We will die for our children but be damned if we will position a fucking elf around our house for 24 straight days.

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

2 months

Running around the yard tarping trucks and shutting down the dryer…. In flip flops and underwear.

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

3 months

Was told this morning I’m stupid for spraying fungicide. Sure is a lot of stupid people in our RM. Very few fields unsprayed around here. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

2 years

Tire air pressure sensors don’t work in -30 but your electric car will be top fucking notch. 🤣

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

1 month

AAC Hockley is the winner here. Fire up a cleaner in a month or so and get it tuned up for 2025.

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

1 month

#NewProfilePic

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

3 months

“You can’t grow good cereal crops on 15” spacing” #Holdmybeer #UltraSR

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

1 month

Don’t worry farmers. We have a real go getter as our Ag minister to really punch hard for us on this Canola debacle. 🙄 @L_MacAulay

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

22 days

244 acre day. With a 10 mile move. Pretty big deal for our little farm. My uncle Grant always said after a long day. “Sleep Fast” 250 acres to go

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

11 months

Oooooo the Cornbinder got stuck and the Kenworth got stuck and the Peterbilt got stuck. Need me a 4x Hutterite truck. Corb Lund would be so proud

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

2 years

Why are people surprised by way overpriced RB sale results? There hasn’t been a deal to be had at a RB sale in years. I don’t even bid anymore.

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

1 year

I’ll buy a JD combine before I ever put a mask on my face again. 🤷🏼‍♂️🤣

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

1 year

Wheats dryer than a X9’ers girlfriend. Happy to be done lentils. Hammer Down

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

4 months

It’s a pile of work packing up and setting things up but an evening beside the campfire is one of my favourite things. Living the good life with @JinaLynn11

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

1 year

4.7 tkw seed. 2.2 lb seeding rate. This chunk of dirt was pasture 3 years ago. Long way from the bin, but it’s got some potential. @SeedMasterMfg @PLingelbach @SouthCountryEq #CanolaMaster

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

1 month

If you clowns think MeatJag will vote no confidence with the conservatives, I’ve got some $25/bushel canola for you. No way in hell he jeopardizes his fat pension.

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Dennis Clarke

@Denny2point0

1 year

Should have them all up and strapped by days end. 💪🏼

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