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Woohoo 🥳

John Scott-Railton

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NEW: Researchers find microplastics in human brains. Moreover, shards of microplastics in autopsied brain tissue increased between samples collected in 2016 vs. 2024. Frontal cortex tissue (executive function, learning & memory, judgement...) concentrations were 7-30x those

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@RMac18 @jack You can take the Elon out of apartheid South Africa but you can’t take the apartheid South Africa out of the Elon

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@zaichishka Courageous cat checks emergency food supplies after earthquake

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If I was an @AustralianLabor PM called @AlboMP with an oft repeated ad nauseum origin story of growing up poor in council housing I would simply make it my priority to help poor people first

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If I was Albanese I would be telling the UK and the US that if they don’t handover Assange then they can forget about the AUKUS submarine deal

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@TomMcIlroy @ShubaSKrishnan After the pressures of campaigning being at the Quad would almost feel like a relaxing victory tour

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@MrJakeWalters I have no idea who he is but well done

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森林浴 shinrinyoku or forest bathing is not a mysterious ancient uniquely Japanese concept. It is a word that was coined in 1982 by a Japanese public servant with the aim of encouraging more domestic tourists to visit forests.

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Japanese is an incredible language. I also like: Shinrin-yoku = "forest bathing” or “taking in the forest atmosphere”. A form of a physical & psych'l exercise Tsundoku = the phenomenon of acquiring reading materials but letting them pile up in one's home without reading them.

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@CaraMia200 One of the very few things that has been interesting about being alive during a global epidemic is observing that it can never be assumed that people of any given degree of educational achievement are intelligent

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@JamesClayton5 He sleeps there because he has no family or friends

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@FrankArrow3 @JoshBavas I keep mine buried in a kid’s lunchbox in the back yard just like any normal person

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@Esqueer_ Without the option to Block Twitter would be unusable

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@oneunderscore__ @bestofdyingtwit If Elon Musk’s people didn’t discover that James Baker was general counsel during due diligence then Elon Musk needs to fire his own people and himself

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@samanthamaiden How good’s a loaf of milk 🥛!

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@imaanjoshi There are many people who cannot afford to see a GP without bulk billing. Perhaps when people request bulk billing it is because they are poor but have been unable to find a practice that is accepting new customers and bulk bills.

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@edengillespie If someone is not an alcoholic then don’t confiscate their alcohol. And if someone is an alcoholic don’t confiscate their alcohol

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@AlGrinbergs @JonPiccini It’s good because it makes it easier to spot the wankers

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@mo87mo87 Exactly. If I died working at a billionaire’s company no billionaire would even notice or care.

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@leighsales @rwillingham @HamiltonMusical If only we had someone with marketing experience running the country

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@hughriminton With his every utterance it becomes easier to see why he was fired from both his marketing jobs

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@AlboMP Man who has done nothing to protect Australians from COVID and who never sets a good example catches COVID again. Zero sympathy

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@washingtonpost You spelled “exploited” wrong

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@rachelrwithers @JoshBBornstein John Barilaro quietly furious that he isn’t Australia’s most corrupt politician

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@ShubaSKrishnan @SBSNews Thank you Trevor Sofield

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@lynniebells @vanbadham @JaneCaro @MagdaSzubanski Bob Hawke wasn’t perfect but he cared about Australia and Australians. Jenn and Scott only care about themselves

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@motokorich In front of every great woman is a mediocre man who stole her job

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@ZoeSchiffer So now it’s down to just Elon and the sink

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@hughriminton @sallymcmanus The degree of power which Alan Jones has held and to some degree still holds tells us a great deal about Sydney, NSW and Australia.

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@JoshFrydenberg Please manage it at home alone without any medical advice or assistance in accordance with the policies of @scottmorrisonmp Good luck

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@Chinchillazllla I would be looking forward to following it on Twitter except it is almost guaranteed to break Twitter

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@marquelawyers The first rule of Scott Club is that Scott doesn’t know what a total Scott he is

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@neiltyson @elonmusk He did not invent electric cars. He did not invent anything. He is an investor and a shameless self-promoter.

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@JoshButler So a crap government ad to scare the public into saving themselves from a situation caused by government incompetence and deliberately confused messaging

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@abughazalehkat What’s wrong with Tucker’s voice? Or is that considered normal in USA?

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@JoshButler So basically the PM has just denied what was the high point of his entire career

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@theferocity Former colonies should put all the royals on a do not fly list

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@NaomiAKlein Congratulations on winning the Australian Open !

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@RDNS_TAI @attempt57 If taxpayers are paying for the coal then it’s corporate welfare for Matt Canavan’s favourite coal miner Whitehaven

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@rustyjacko Eddie McGuire has less than zero credibility on any issue

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@woolworths @sallyrugg A live digital image is not a reflection.

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@instanterudite How do we know that Christian Porter is not receiving the proceeds of crime

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@TurnbullMalcolm @MrKRudd @ScottMorrisonMP @GregHuntMP My guess is that @ScottMorrisonMP has no influence outside Australia. Also he has no real international business experience to draw on. He doesn’t know how to negotiate

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@timothyjgraham @elonmusk What sort of loser would force engineers to boost their tweets?

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@AlboMP Next minute all states and territories abolish mandatory isolation requirements

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@ScottMorrisonMP Where was your concern for all the elderly Australians who died of COVID in aged care homes on your watch ?

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@SamDickfos @thesayno7 People on $45,000 in Australia in 2022 shouldn’t be paying any tax at all

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@OmarjSakr Same group that was fine with Muslims getting waterboarded

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@TRyanGregory It’s crazy. COVID or no COVID we all benefit from improving the quality of indoor air

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@HumansExplained Humans

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@winsordobbin @walmason A “very good journalist” would not have written it

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@RoseBJackson @MinnsChris What’s the bet that Scotty from Announcements will suddenly appear at 11am

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@cheryl_kernot If only there had been some recent opportunity for the PM to listen to women. Oh well 😔

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@thespecialbka @sunriseon7 I can’t believe that the Kochies and Karls still have their jobs

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@Peter_F_Ryan @abcnews At no time in his life has Barilaro ever gained a job on merit

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@JeremyPoxon If an unemployed person has the skills and qualifications to work building homes then they should be hired to do the work and paid a proper wage

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@briantylercohen @Acyn I have trouble believing Marjorie Taylor Greene ever attended 11th grade

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@oz_f Should have kept golf closed because Sam Newman

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If only women had marched on Parliament House to give the PM a chance to listen

Cheryl Kernot

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A women’s safety summit at the end of JULY. That seems urgent. 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️😡 #auspol

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@AlboMP If you were sincere about suicide prevention you would abolish Workforce Australia

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@marquelawyers Just to be on the safe side let’s withdraw all government funding from private schools

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@hughriminton If Berejiklian genuinely only wanted to reduce the amount of time consumed by press conferences she should have set a new schedule e.g. Monday - Wednesday - Friday. Simple. Instead she left us all in the lurch

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@AlboMP I trust that you gave the Governor-General to understand that the people of Australia expect him to resign as soon as the coronation is over.

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@AlboMP @POTUS @JoeBiden So when is Julian Assange coming home to Australia?

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@motokorich Wait till Kono Tarou hears about this

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@UnseenJapanSite That’s nowhere near enough

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@AlboMP Gough wouldn’t have imposed Workforce Australia on the unemployed and left them to the tender mercies of Job Services Providers under threat of homelessness and hunger. You are no Gough.

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@AlanBixter It should have been at least 12 months. Or 24 months. Why would anyone think that a 6 month model is definitive when we are 18+ months into an epidemic

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@RMac18 All 12 employees

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@SquizzSTK Dr Monique Ryan’s eyebrows speak for all of Australia

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@rachelrwithers @JoshBBornstein Brian Houston and Margaret Court deny ever having met with Scott Morrison

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@jessradio 💯. It would be like firefighters saying “Yes he did start a fire last week and the week before and the week before that etc etc but we had no reason to suspect that he would start a fire”

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@JeremyPoxon It seems like some job agents are basically just sadistic

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@kailaswild @ItsBouquet Next minute they’ll be mandating that we all have to drive in the same direction on the same side of the road ! And don’t get me started on red lights! Red lights ! Red ! It’s communism !

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@TheMuellerName @9NewsAUS @CUhlmann With this as a precedent presumably we will soon be locking up any Australian citizens who come home during wartime or fleeing any dangerous situation overseas

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@SquigglyRick Send them emails in the middle of the night saying “You have a new message in the myGov inbox”

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@maureenchuck1 @yakillinme1 All scared of becoming the next victim of the Fixated Persons Unit

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@mrbenjaminlaw I think that what they are trying to say is that violence against women starts with the Australian government

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@MichaelEHayden Deliberately owning only one car was obviously one of the ways in which he tried to control his wife

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@AlboMP @PenrithPanthers @TheParraEels Football? Are you forgetting that you dropped the ball on COVID?

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@JoshButler So if I think that I might have COVID I should go see my GP and talk to the receptionists and sit around in the waiting room with a bunch of other people possibly including the elderly and the immune compromised? Fantastic. Great move. Well done @AlboMP

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@georgiedent @BrittHiggins_ @jamesmassola @ScottMorrisonMP Not surprising. Morrison will do nothing. As Ms Higgins said this was an opportunity for him to improve Australia. But he is not not a leader. He cares only for himself and his corporate masters

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@GrogsGamut All I know is that in order to get the vaccine 💉 we have to wear iridescent stretchy polo-shirts with our self-given nicknames on the back

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@SquigglyRick I had no idea that phoning people at 3am to scream at them was a job. Where can I apply

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@rachelrwithers Let he amongst us who hasn’t drunkenly crashed his Jaguar into a house while driving at more than twice the legal limit cast the first stone

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@TroyPSimpson @SquizzSTK @shaunmicallef We are all living in a never ending Shaun Micallef sketch

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@mumbletwits Little surprise that Scotty from Marketing lost both his marketing jobs

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@J053T5 Translation is work. Difficult work. Highly skilled work.

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@AlboMP @NSWLabor “No one left behind” * * Conditions may apply.

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@jamesajack Every country should have told their athletes “Get vaccinated or get dropped from the team”. And used the athletes to make commercials promoting that getting vaccinated is your moral duty

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@tarang_chawla “Mistaken identity” is no excuse for murdering a child. Are the murderer/s claiming that they intended to murder a different child?

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@AmyRemeikis Wait till they hear about Scotty from Marketing getting paid $500,000 p.a. to do stuff all

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@AlboMP If you were sincere about suicide prevention you would tear up the contracts with the Job Service Providers

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@jessmcguire Why does society tolerate toxic men if they are celebrity chefs

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@Scottludlam @miriamcosic If only we had a PM with expertise in marketing

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@rachelrwithers @jonkudelka In what universe does Barilaro live? Is it one where selling a few windows qualifies you to represent NSW in a $500,000 trade & investment role in New York?

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@jamierusso If you studied abroad in Tokyo perhaps you should ask for a refund

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@Grady_Booch And in every company or organization it is not immediately apparent exactly who the people are who actually know how things work. It has to be investigated or coaxed out of people.

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It would be a much better idea to just abolish all religious schools. Completely separate education and religion

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Man who forgot to pick up the groceries and cook dinner congratulates himself for picking up the phone to order pizza

Scott Morrison

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An extra 1 million Pfizer vaccine doses will soon land in Australia after we secured a deal with Poland. These extra doses are on top of the 40 million Pfizer doses we have already secured for 2021. It will provide a big shot in the arm to our vaccine roll-out.

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@MFWitches Not to mention the very idea that Channel 7 have set the bar so low that Matt Doran is a star in Channel 7’s fantasy world

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@SquizzSTK The PM simultaneously accuses Labor of being aligned with the CCP and being anti-Chinese

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