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Deetah

@Deetah71

1 year

David Ornstein

@David_Ornstein

1 year

🚨 Chelsea have reached agreement in principle to install Frank Lampard as interim head coach until end of season. 44yo #CFC legend to be joined by assistants Ashley Cole, Joe Edwards, Chris Jones. Process for permanent appointment continues @TheAthleticFC

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Deetah

@Deetah71

3 years

Reece has 10 G/A in 1200 PL mins this season...

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Deetah

@Deetah71

4 years

Mount has 9 G/A (one was a deflected shot) and 1 pen won vs Arsenal this season. ZERO of those have been when we were up. 3 direct winners vs Pool/Sheffield/Fulham, equalizer vs Soton, first goal vs WBA. All of his assists put us ahead too. That's over 15 points won for us.

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Deetah

@Deetah71

2 years

De Ligt is basically a Burnley player who was lucky enough to be called Matthijs de Ligt instead of Matthew Light and to be born in Amsterdam instead of Stoke. No difference otherwise.

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Deetah

@Deetah71

4 years

It's so funny when you see a comp of a Chelsea player because you basically get a Werner disasterclass comp for free too

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Deetah

@Deetah71

4 months

The most absurd thing about "Poch wants control over transfers" is that usually you'd have a manager requesting Disasi and being told "no, you have Chalobah" but in this case it's the club signing Disasi and the manager saying "but you have Chalobah?" & then the club sells Trevoh

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Deetah

@Deetah71

4 months

teams shelve out 2-3 times as much on worse midfielders from foreign leagues every summer and they flop 50% of the time, it's so, so easy to run a midtable PL club: just sign the best players from the Championship and no one else

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@Bk8iP3

4 months

Adam Wharton - Last Call

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Deetah

@Deetah71

2 years

England don't have a midfield problem, they have a coaching problem

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Deetah

@Deetah71

3 years

Tammy had more PL goals in his first season here than Kai and Werner have had combined so far. Just let this sink in.

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Deetah

@Deetah71

1 month

We paid the same for KDH from a Championship team lol

Fabrizio Romano

@FabrizioRomano

1 month

🚨🔴⚪️ More on Conor Gallagher and Atlético Madrid exclusive story. Understand Atléti and Chelsea are close to reach full agreement on fee around €35/40m, add-ons included. Deal depends on player side and terms. Atléti want Conor as priority… but timing will be crucial.

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Deetah

@Deetah71

2 years

Real Madrid benched a 100m flop to give Vinicius the time to develop depsite him being ASS but you're telling me Chelsea, 5 years without a title, cannot make room for Colwill and co?

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Deetah

@Deetah71

2 years

The guys on FT who learned from reverse_ball, pre-sale Registability and peak schizo Wrighty vs these new tacticos and stats guys is the biggest generation gap I've seen

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Deetah

@Deetah71

3 years

We paid 210 million for Kepa, #5 , Werner and Ziyech.

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Deetah

@Deetah71

1 year

Joao Felix is currently sitting at 0.08 xA/90 in the league. Less than Badiashile, on par with Tarkowski.

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Deetah

@Deetah71

3 months

City's whole plan to deal with FFP and PSR was to send out ex-City employees to clubs and have them buy their dross for big fees. Southampton alone are 100m deep already.

Ben Jacobs

@JacobsBen

3 months

Taylor Harwood-Bellis will join Southampton permanently. Saints' promotion to the Premier League triggers a £20m obligation to buy from Manchester City.🤝

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Deetah

@Deetah71

1 year

Havertz is the wall

Kieran Doyle

@KierDoyle

1 year

Chelsea trying to get into the final third without Kai

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Deetah

@Deetah71

2 years

Tuchel's transfers so far: forced out Tammy, Guehi, Livra and will now lose Colwill + some of Vale/Webster/JSB, rejected Tchouameni for SAUL, made us sign Lukaku to fall out 2 months later and now has us chasing Ake for 45m...

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Deetah

@Deetah71

3 years

TAA has 12 in 800 mins more btw, being the main set piece taker too.

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Deetah

@Deetah71

4 months

Seen a few "Chalobah has done enough to stay" tweets. He'd done more than enough to stay in the 2 seasons before they tried to ship him to NFFC too.

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Deetah

@Deetah71

4 years

Kovacic is genuinely allergic to switching play, CHO is always in acres of space and no one finds him. Rudiger did it once and he creates a big chance...

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Deetah

@Deetah71

27 days

Poch pulled off a masterstroke coming to Chelsea, got a big payday and his PR will explode after this season

Fabrizio Romano

@FabrizioRomano

27 days

🔵 João Félix story exclusively revealed yesterday night, entering into key stages. Jorge Mendes, still in London to negotiate his potential return to Chelsea… talks remain ongoing. #CFC management wanted to keep João one year ago, he wanted to stay but Pochettino said no.

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Deetah

@Deetah71

3 years

this Lukaku performance belongs in the hall of fame ffs

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Deetah

@Deetah71

9 months

This Jackson discourse is so mind numbingly stupid. Poch has put him in a great position to succeed (0.75 xG/90), Jackson has shown a lot of very desirable qualities and depsite the misses, he's still like the 6th highest scorer. This is nothing like Morata/Werner.

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Deetah

@Deetah71

1 year

Gallagher's mistake is being born English instead of Uruguayan

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Deetah

@Deetah71

9 months

Since 2019, there have been 2 Cobham developed strikers scoring 10+ NPG in a season in the Premier League and 0 attackers signed by Chelsea doing so

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Deetah

@Deetah71

3 years

This is hilarious, imagine needing someone else to tell you if YOUR player is good. Now imagine how we scout OTHER players.

Chelsea Loan Army

@ChelseaIoanArmy

3 years

Chelsea have been less keen on selling Armando Broja since the interest stacked up. - @siphillipssport

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Deetah

@Deetah71

2 years

Xavi getting eliminated from Europe 4 times within 2 seasons must be some kind of record

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Deetah

@Deetah71

2 years

Haaland and Alvarez

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Deetah

@Deetah71

4 years

LaLiga finally got their first Burnley and they are tearing the league apart..

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Deetah

@Deetah71

4 years

Why don't our players just beat up Kepa in training?

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Deetah

@Deetah71

2 months

So why are Disasi, Mudryk and Sanchez on the plane?

CBW

@cbwftbl

2 months

Chalobah and Gallagher aren’t good enough for Chelsea so I don’t understand why everyone is having a massive head-loss over it. James and Colwill are the untouchable Cobham players based on ability

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Deetah

@Deetah71

4 years

xG has ruined the PL. The PL brand was basically disastrous tackles and goals from ridiculous positions. Jonjo Shelvey has both in abundance, one of the last great PL players. Voldemort Scholes

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Deetah

@Deetah71

2 years

Friendly reminder that Tuchel blocked a loan move for Billy in January 2021 because he "had him in his plans", sent him to his pal Farke on the dumbest loan ever and now pushed for his sale

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Deetah

@Deetah71

1 year

Joao Felix is officially at less than 0.1 xA/90

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Deetah

@Deetah71

2 years

This is a total misinterpretation of this statistic. They aren't THAT prevalent becase like 85% of PL CBs are tall and really competent in the air so spamming long balls isn't that smart *on average*. BUT if there's a 5.7 CB to target all game long, then they will abuse it.

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Deetah

@Deetah71

1 year

Felix has now created more goals for the opposition than for us since he's come here

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Deetah

@Deetah71

1 year

Chalobah is the PERFECT squad depth CB. Tall, athletic, good on the ball, good 1v1, plays every CB role in 2 and in a 3 and is competent at RB and DM. You simply cannot ask for more and he's free and on dirt cheap wages. We'll be paying double that a year down the line to replace

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Deetah

@Deetah71

2 years

Roman made them invent FFP and now Todd's got them changing the rules after finding his way around it.

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Deetah

@Deetah71

1 year

What is a floor-raising player? What is a ceiling-raising player? Which one is better? Which one does your team need? What even is a good player? How does a "good player" help his team get the desired result? What is a "fake good player"? How do you spot both types? Who knows.

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Deetah

@Deetah71

2 years

I really feel the need to stress that Gallagher has had 100+ league games already, 60 of them at PL level. This is not a "youth" player anymore, he's just young. We've been targeting guys with less experience/less proven than him.

Chelsea Loan Army

@ChelseaIoanArmy

2 years

Conor Gallagher on Thomas Tuchel: "He's brilliant. He's very friendly & welcoming. I feel like he wants me to be here, I'm excited to work hard for him & to impress in pre-season."

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Deetah

@Deetah71

4 years

Remove Mbappe and this is basically West Ham

𝐏𝐒𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐓

@PSGINT_

4 years

Lineup vs Nantes

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Deetah

@Deetah71

4 months

Mudryk just throws shit at the wall and hope it sticks. Backheel passes without looking is his bread and butter. The 3 times it starts a counter, who cares. The one time it works? "Mudryk can be so good I'll never stop believing in him !!!"

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@HH_comps

4 months

Mykhalio Mudryk vs Spurs - All actions

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Deetah

@Deetah71

3 years

Broja has been insanely dangerous in all big games so far, final touch is not there currently but he's BULLIED guys like Konate/Fabinho/Romero. He's playing as if it's the Bundesliga and not the Barclays.

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Deetah

@Deetah71

2 months

Chelsea could have been running CHO Musiala Olise right now

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@316simsim

2 months

Here to tell you again that Chelsea could have been running around with Gordon & Palmer on the wings for them right now

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Deetah

@Deetah71

4 years

Neto has directly won Wolves SEVENTEEN points with his G/A this season. 10 of those vs Chelsea, Arsenal x2 and Spurs. If his end product keeps on improving, he will be a monster with this level of clutchness. Also left footed and can play both wings.

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Deetah

@Deetah71

9 months

Hakimi being torn a new one by Livramento is poetic justice in the end

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Deetah

@Deetah71

2 years

The red card after the way the ref was blowing fouls in Milan's favour was a bigger plot twist than The Prestige

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Deetah

@Deetah71

2 years

Tuchel sacked and #5 sold in the same season... Todd Boehly, you are my personal hero

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Deetah

@Deetah71

8 months

Retrospective made up analysis to be up to date with the Arteta manifesto, as per.

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Deetah

@Deetah71

1 year

Spezia, the team he spent last season with, sold a worse player to Arsenal for more than 20m. Just saying.

Chelsea Dodgers

@TheBlueDodger

1 year

🚨 Chelsea are starting to receive offers for Ethan Ampadu after making him available for £12million. #CFC ( @NizaarKinsella )

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@Deetah71

2 years

Boehly's done a 10/10 job man

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Deetah

@Deetah71

2 years

Boehly wanted us in 2019, right? Imagine if that had went through, none of the nonsense between 2020 and 2022 would've happened and we'd be fighting for the title by now 100%.

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Deetah

@Deetah71

4 years

Giroud shouldn't start vs Leeds, promise him a start next week. Our slowest striker vs a super high line makes 0 sense

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Deetah

@Deetah71

1 year

The fact that there are ZERO links of Cucurella/Koulibaly/Kepa leaving is quite worrying. Selling Kovacic, Gallagher etc doesn't take any effort from the club and it's not costing us any money. Selling those 3 bums and taking the hit will show them being serious.

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Deetah

@Deetah71

3 years

Arnautovic would've been elite under Simeone, he needs someone to share his hate for everyone and everything

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Deetah

@Deetah71

3 months

"sexy pure profit" please shut the fuck up

Alex Goldberg

@AlexGoldberg_

3 months

WOWWW Chelsea just got some sexy pure profit for Ian Maatsen. Sad to see him go but we knew it was coming and happy for him to get CL football. Surely Durán happens now…

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Deetah

@Deetah71

2 years

We will require a 300m summer to sort out our 300m summer skfjkffhdkgk

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Deetah

@Deetah71

27 days

Imagine getting rid of Felix while signing Gallagher and Alvarez AND keeping your star talent lol

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Deetah

@Deetah71

2 years

Yes mate, you're absolutely right. He's so good, you have no idea.

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Deetah

@Deetah71

4 months

These guys definitely think they did a stellar job in the summer and that these numbers are the floor and a given for Jackson and Palmer and not an anomaly considering their combined 20 pro games beforehand and certainly have nothing to do with the guy who excels at development

Max

@MaxLondonsFirst

4 months

Chelsea owners will decide Mauricio Pochettino’s future soon after the Bournemouth match, there is some frustration from both parties, including the Sporting directors who were disappointed to see tactical inclusions so late into the season. No indication on what is more likely.

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Deetah

@Deetah71

4 months

"Palmer scoring" - our scouting "Mudryk not scoring" - Pochettino's coaching

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@Deetah71

3 years

#5 absolutely ruined our chances of winning and almost created a goal for Pool, his reverse Goalimpact must be off the charts.

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@Deetah71

1 year

Being cost effective isnt splurging 40m on a 5th rate talent from Celta Vigo

Felix

@FelixJohnston_

1 year

@Maeyz1998 Putting something out soon but Chelsea are being cost effective aside from Caicedo + a striker

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Deetah

@Deetah71

1 year

Lavia is Fernandinho's final evolution, what is basically a B2B midfielder who is/can be a natural at the #6 , both defensively and on the ball. B2B-turned DMs really struggle to use both sides of the pitch as they are used to particular angles. Lavia is completely "two-sided".

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Deetah

@Deetah71

2 years

Guys like Musiala, pre-injury CHO, Reece, Colwill etc are in the talent pool that we cannot shop in. When we get someone like this in our ranks, we should be purposefully creating a pathway for them to maximize the chance of them fulfilling their potential HERE.

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Deetah

@Deetah71

4 months

Fish n chips Redondo

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@Bk8iP3

4 months

Adam Wharton - Last Call

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Deetah

@Deetah71

3 months

So there is a cut off point for you and that cut off point is *precisely* the moment Arsenal became shit? Interesting

Adam Rae Voge

@adamvoge

3 months

lol when you need to go back 90 years, maybe it’s not a good point

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@Deetah71

1 year

CarefreeLewisG🇪🇹📸 #SURVIVEDPOCH

@CarefreeLewisG

1 year

The way some of you defended Havertz on this app… Hope you feel as stupid now as you looked back then🤣

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Deetah

@Deetah71

2 years

Alright, when Arsenal have already spent so much money and locked down basically every position in the squad, what happens next? Missing out on top 4 again should most certainly end Arteta's career there and the next manager is stuck with the squad and no room to maneuver.

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@Deetah71

2 years

Waste of money but that's how it will go: our fans will pretend we've signed some insane CB, he'll look good in a 3 with rare donkey moments and then, when we move to a 2, teams will start targeting him 24/7. And when he starts crumbling, they'll say he needs a tall partner.

CFC SAUDI FANS ™ ⭐️⭐️

@CFCSAUDIFANS

2 years

🚨🚨💣 EXCLUSIVE: Chelsea to submit €55m offer for Jules Koundé next week. 23yo is #CFC ’s top centre-back target. Unclear how Sevilla will respond as they insisted on them paying full release clause (€80m) last summer. Frenchman very keen on move.

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Deetah

@Deetah71

4 years

Rudiger instead of VVD, Emerson instead of Sandro, Morata instead of Lukaku, Kepa instead of Oblak.. See a trend here? Being cheap is expensive.

Simon Phillips

@siphillipssport

4 years

Chelsea tried twice to sign Jan Obak. In 2018 they wanted him ahead of Kepa Arrizabalaga but decided not to pay his £87m release clause. They signed Kepa for £71m instead. - @NizaarKinsella

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@Deetah71

4 years

And why is it only Pulisic that benefits from purple patches? Tammy is nearing 100 career goals at 23. He was ridiculous in the first half of last season, why aren't there the same "we know what he can do at his best" arguments for him? Why does he have to "prove" stuff 24/7?

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Deetah

@Deetah71

3 years

If we go by this, Tuchel is the reason PSG might lose the title

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Deetah

@Deetah71

4 months

By not having to play Cucurella, Silva, Disasi and Robert Sanchez

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@Deetah71

6 months

The whole fiasco of Jorginho taking penalties is one of the biggest stains in our modern history

Archives

@CFCRetro

6 months

When Tammy wanted to take a penalty and Azpilicueta stepped in and said no, then gave the ball to Jorginho. Leadership🫡

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Deetah

@Deetah71

2 years

Mount, CG, Trev, RLC, Broja all delivered big time, so good

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Deetah

@Deetah71

2 years

I'm sorry, which academy player who has really been in the first team has had problems adapting? Tammy, Tomori, Reece, Chalobah, Mount, AC, RLC, pre injury CHO, Gilmour all made instant impact. But you know who needed adapting? Pulisic, Havertz, Werner.

Helgi Llozana 🏆🏆

@HLlozana

2 years

This applies for all qualitative academy products we have. People prefer to neglect the crucial transitional passage from academy to Chelsea's first team or from a loan side to Chelsea's first team.

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@Deetah71

2 years

Mount's one assist away from a double double in the PL

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@Deetah71

4 years

Kovacic's run of games has been hilarious man, sent off in the FA cup final, suspended vs BHA, tragic vs Pool and subbed off, tragic vs Barnsley, tragic vs WBA, got hooked off at 45' and we came back from 3-0 down. And it will only get worse from here. Sold at the end of the ssn

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@Deetah71

4 years

this isn't really that different from last season btw. Put us ahead 4 times, multiple assists to go up/level too. Overall, he must have won us ~30 points so far in those 2 seasons. That's *ridiculous*.

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@Deetah71

3 years

Tells you everything you need to know about the RWB position

Liam Twomey

@liam_twomey

3 years

Dumfries is having a Hakimi-style impact in this tournament so far, and I doubt he’d have Hakimi’s price tag

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@Deetah71

3 years

Alaba deciding on his position vs Italy

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@Deetah71

10 months

Players should genuinely be able to sue for unsafe working, you cannot let a 17-19 yo kid play 100+ games across 2 years and expect to get away with this. They can end your career just because they wanted to prove a point that your back up was not good enough just like that.

barcacentre

@barcacentre

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🚨 BREAKING: Gavi has torn his ACL. His season is OVER. He will also miss the EUROs. @diarioas

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@Deetah71

2 years

#5 , Cucurella and Auba are playing with 7 debutants and are still the worst players on the pitch...

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@Deetah71

1 year

Onana is great but boy is this a werid combination, one of the most proactive keepers out there playing for the team with the lowest defensive line in the league

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@Deetah71

4 years

Werner is this year's Kepa. It's everyone's fault but his. The manager's tactics, players don't spot his runs, his confidence is ruined and so on and so on. Nothing about him being a terrible player who can't do the basics.

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@Deetah71

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Sporting Directors

Forest Watch

@ForestWatch_

1 year

Nottingham Forest's offer for Trevoh Chalobah on the Deadline Day was £25m, with the possibility of rising to £30m with add-ons. Chelsea accepted the offer, but the centre-back turned down the opportunity to join the City Ground. #NFFC [ @Matt_Law_DT ]

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@Deetah71

10 months

Gallagher this season

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@Deetah71

4 years

Abusing refs is the way forward ngl, fans really should give their best

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@Deetah71

3 years

??? Bayern bid 40m for one of our 18 yo attackers who tore his Achilles and then got another one who started CL games at 17. And that is without mentioning the current crop Balogun dfkm

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@Deetah71

1 year

Absolute nonsense. If Abraham, Mount, Tomori, Chalobah and Reece can come in from the Championship and deliver instantly under the same conditions, it is not on the club when Havertz, Werner, Pulisic, Koulibaly and Ziyech are fucking shit.

Jordan.

@JordaanSZN

1 year

As much as I’m enjoying this MUCH needed clear out, it’s got to be said chelsea have no put these players in a position to succeed lol Lampard for 18 months, Tuchel for 18 months with 300M, Potter for 6 months, then Interim Frank again lol

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@Deetah71

3 years

AC can piss of honestly, Rudiger/Silva/Trev/Colwill as our CB options and a back 4 switch. Just get Rice and we're walking the league in a 442/433.

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@Deetah71

3 years

how's it going pal? vol 3

Alex

@alexfrco

4 years

Had to come back to this tweet lmao

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@Deetah71

4 years

Tammy and Mount saving us the points, again. People do not realize how hard it is to deliver the winning/equalizing goal and they do it consistently. We shouldn't tolerate players who shy away from responsibility like Kovacic and #5

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@Deetah71

2 years

Real Madrid constantly buy the best u21s and lay down 10 year plans for them. But we are too busy buying piles of expensive scrubs to "win now" while sabotaging the players who can take us to the highest level and, surprise, surprise, don't win.

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@Deetah71

3 years

Rice has been POTS alongside Salah and Mendy so far, best DM itw

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@Deetah71

3 years

Mount vs Foden in the final

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@Deetah71

1 year

Get that bag king, you'll be remembered

Fabrizio Romano

@FabrizioRomano

1 year

🚨🇸🇦 Understand Edouard Mendy has now agreed personal terms with Saudi side Al Ahli — contract will be valid until June 2026. Negotiations at final stages for Senegal goalkeeper to join Saudi league from Chelsea on permanent deal. 🔵 #CFC Here we go soon!

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@Deetah71

1 year

I'd much rather play Ampadu for a season than spend 30-40m+ on some drosser that we'll be stuck for the next 5 years if we can't land Caicedo

Charlie Haffenden

@JournoHaff

1 year

🚨 Understand Arsenal will lodge a new bid for Moises Caicedo, similar to the £75m package rejected in January. #AFC 🔴 Brighton’s stance has changed since the winter. They were 100% no sale but are now open to negotiations. #BHAFC 🔵✍️ w/ @ChrisWheatley

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Deetah

@Deetah71

2 years

Hall, Webster and Omari are making a claim to start the next PL game. #5 making a claim to leave him in the desert.

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Deetah

@Deetah71

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Worst midfield in the history of the club

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