I'm warning you IGNORANT far-right CONservative anti-science peasants right now:
Summer is coming, and the weather will be warmer than it was in the winter.
YOU DID THIS!
How to spot a FAR-RIGHT extremist:
-Use of plastic cutlery or straws
-Demands lower taxes & smaller government
-Displays a Canadian flag
-Doesn't peel labels or rinse out recyclables
-No organics waste bin
-Listens to podcasts instead of CBC
-Shows signs of muscle development
More TERRIFYING signs that someone may be FAR-RIGHT:
They're not wearing a mask
They've had less than 6 boosters
They didn't vote Liberal or NDP
They eat meat
They don't watch CBC
They live in Alberta
They want free speech
They complain about corruption
They shop at Loblaws
5 RED FLAGS that your "man" is a FAR-RIGHT extremist:
1. No Taylor Swift songs on their playlist
2. Doesn't drive an electric vehicle
3. Has never posted "I got vaccinated" to social media
4. Plays or watches competitive sports
5. Mysteriously absent from 9-5 on Monday to Friday
I'm SICK of far-right attacks on Trudeau. NOBODY has a right to be upset with ANY elected government.
In democracies, you have the freedom to choose who you would most like to obey.
Canada is such a democratic beacon that we even let OTHER countries help choose our leader!
⚠️BREAKING NEWS⚠️
France has FALLEN to the FAR-RIGHT!
I blame CTV, Global News, the CBC, and, of course, Stephen Harper.
This NEVER would have happened if the Canadian media had ATTACKED CONservatives and PROTECTED the Trudeau liberals, like they're well subsidized to do.
@JohnWing5
No kidding! They keep blabbering on about money and debt, housing and paycheques.
RIDICULOUS!
Us liberals are busy tackling real problems, like the men's tampon shortage crisis and stopping the weather.
Carbon pricing WORKS, as it incentivizes lowering your use of and dependency on fossil fuels.
Everyone I know is now only driving ¾ of the way to work and then cross country skiing the remainder of the way.
We're all in this together... again!
#ClimateBrawl
@CTVNews
This is HORRIFYING!
Won't somebody please think of all of the pregnant men and their reproductive rights that these FAR-RIGHT governments will negatively impact.
NOBODY has brought more Canadian families closer together than
#IStandWithTrudeau
!
His 8 year housing plan has brought multiple generations of families together, all under one roof! Even the 23 temporary exchange students renting our garage can't wait to vote for him a 3rd time!
@Captaincoby00
Every immigrant should be given a free tent, waterproof matches, and puberty blockers upon completion of their citizenship test to help them assimilate.
@markhollandlib
@lesliechurch
How are you commuting to these different ridings?
Please tell me that NO fossil fuels are being burned to make these journeys.
We're in a climate crisis, please don't add a hypocrisy crisis on top of it.
LET ME BE CLEAR: If you're in a province or state where solar eclipses strike, like Ontario or into New York, a vital part of preparing for solar eclipse season is to get vaccinated NOW!
Everything is more complicated if you're not vaccinated and a solar eclipse happens.
Any FAR-RIGHT MapleMAGAs who do NOT vote for the Trudeau/Singh carbon coalition are DIRECTLY responsible for any future:
Russian wildfires
Atlantic hurricanes
Dubai floods
African droughts
Atmospheric rivers
Temperatures above 20°
Covid & Ukrainian deaths
Low Bud Light sales
Congratulations FAR-RIGHT Toronto.
You just DESTOYED democracy in Canada AND ensured 4 years of Toronto living under a boiling heat dome.
I'm literally watching a crew of CONservative SS soldiers boarding up the local abortion clinic. I hope you're proud of yourselves.
@theJagmeetSingh
My uncle Tony has been trying to get an abortion for 20 years, but Poilievre, Harper, and Manning keep forming a chain to block the entrance to the clinic.
Thank you.
@SeanFraserMP
He'll never win.
I'll fight tooth and nail to protect my tent city from becoming a FAR-RIGHT extremist housing development.
Thank you for protecting our rich culture and heritage of outdoorspeoplekindship.
⚠️Attention Canada⚠️
Poilievre only wants a no confidence election NOW because by 2025, 80% of Canadians will have built generational wealth through the carbon rebate program.
Don't let far-right extremists lie to you. You're less than 2 years away from unfathomable riches!
@R_Boissonnault
We need to find the other Randy and make sure he/him is paying they/their fair share of taxes on they/their ill gotten gains.
If he/him is not very honest or forthright about they/their true identity, they/them likely isn't on the up and up on they/their income or taxes either.
@markhollandlib
Dr. Holland, surely there's a tax Canadians could pay to stop summer.
Please consider introducing a carbon tax to combat this recent phenomenon of warm weather in the summer.
Canada is the world's thermostat.
Have you not figured this out yet?
Every coal plant built in China becomes Canada's responsibility to offset.
For every car they build, we build a bike lane.
Every city of concrete, we build one of nylon.
Every wet market, a Moderna factory.
As a ZEALOUS supporter of Trudeau and ALL of the current things, I often get asked by FAR-RIGHT CONservatives "Hey idiot, how will he build 3.7 million homes if he can't even get clean drinking water to everyone?".
What a RIDICULOUS question. Being part of a cult requires faith.
@Captaincoby00
We have gay monuments to build, military logos that need redesigning, passports in dire need of new art, plastics to register, bike lanes to pave, and vaccine factories to build.
Trudeau needs another 9 years, and then he'll get around to your little pork barrel projects.
Nothing annoys me more than STINKY overalled people who commute to dirty jobs.
If you don't work from bed, in pajamas on a laptop while UberEating avocado toast, then you took a took a wrong turn in life.
We are better than you.
I am INFURIATED.
More than usual.
I would MUCH rather overdose while permacamping in East Vancouver or get stabbed riding transit in Toronto than EVER vote for someone who's been in the vicinity of a you-know-what Trudeau flag, especially if they're in possession of stickers.
@JustinTrudeau
Thank you for teaching Canadians the true value of home ownership.
You've taught us that saving until you're 55 for a down-payment makes it that much sweeter.
Good things come to those who wait.
This is EXHAUSTING!
Everyday I'm ratio'd by far right Harper-Bots & PeePeeStans. NOBODY should be subjected to unacceptable fringe views in their replies.
If the CONservatives win, I'll be moving to Brazil. Alexandre de Moraes will protect me from wrong think & free speech.
@s_guilbeault
@vankayak
Thank you Dr. Guilbeault for ending hot weather in Ontario with the safe and effective carbon tax.
Ontario weather would be SOOO much hotter this week if not for taxes.
It's time to designate and denounce the sun as a terrorist entity.
🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨
Mark Gerretsen just crashed the BPWM2C+ (Bureau of Plastic Weapons of Mass Climate Change Plus) website while trying to individually register each of his LEGO pieces.
We're gonna need a bigger server.
TIRED of unaffordable housing?
SICK of food prices?
WORRIED about global boiling?
Can't get your fuel guage up?
The Trudeau liberals are the ONLY party that offers Canadians a compassionate tailor-MAiD solution to problems created by everyone who didn't vote for Trudeau.
Unlike FAR-RIGHT CONservatives, us liberals are HIGHLY educated.
While DIRTY uneducated overalled folk waste time building crap to pay for student loan forgiveness, us enlightened are busy earning BAs in Social Justice Protesting.
We're the TRUE architects of build back better.
Only IGNORANT far-right CONservatives would complain that having bank accounts frozen or being held without bail for protesting is "tyranny."
Want to know what REAL tyranny feels like?
Try robbing millions of dollars from an international airport and losing your gym pass.
@PierrePoilievre
I'll NEVER support or vote for you.
You didn't even march naked and shake your bonus-bone through the streets of Toronto today.
Why can't you just be normal and decent?
This is absolutely appalling. Downtown is home to many, including seniors. The actions of this “freedom convoy” solidarity rally is impacting the emotional and mental health of our community. People deserve to live in peace. STOP being bullies and leave our community NOW!
@AndrewScheer
The mounties are a bit busy dealing with unruly peasants who post impolite and politically incorrect things about beautiful politicians on social media Mr. FAR-RIGHT Scheer.
They have bigger fish to fry.
Now THIS, this is a crowd! Take heed CONservatives!
Look at that energy!
Look at the buzz!
The whole town is in attendance and not a green screen in sight!
@SeanFraserMP
So much has changed in only 8 years!
I used to hate having to leave my house, put the kids in the car, and drive to the grocery store to buy them affordable lunches.
Now I can just park our RV next to the school, and they can bring their school lunches home to share with me.
@liberal_party
@JustinTrudeau
I'm not worried about it. Canadians see through PeePee and are abandoning the CPC in droves for the sunny ways of the LPC.
Reasonable people prefer an affordability crisis to a guy who was mentioned on an American podcast.
Trade schools are FAR-RIGHT extremist indoctrination centers.
IGNORANT CONservative extremists waste their time attaining red seal certification to earn 6 figures.
SMART people take on 6 figures of debt and attend university to become accomplished protesters and sign artists.
@JustinTrudeau
You should promise free electric vehicles, a free detached home, free post secondary education, and free groceries to every Canadian and then tell everyone that Poilievre is standing in the way.
A national food program for rapidly rising numbers of malnutritioned children is PROOF that 8 years of Trudeau is making life more affordable.
Don't let far-right extremists convince you that affordable food without government assistance is a sign of economic stability.
You MISERABLE CONservatives are just IMPOSSIBLE to please.
Trudeau is literally taking money from the pre-born to fund the luxurious lifestyles & programs that ALL Canadians enjoy TODAY!
That's foresight! That's progress!
That's going to where the puck WILL be!
That's our PM!
Much like Blockbuster or Napster, farmers will soon be a relic of the past. They've failed to adapt in an advancing world. I give it another 2 years, 3 tops, before UberEats and HelloFresh delivery drivers completely replace farmers.
Pierre Poilievre's performance today was DISGRACEFUL!
Who shows up looking like a slovenly hot mess and drunkenly serenades the attendants of a state funeral?!?
NO CLASS PIERRE, THAT'S WHO!
Stupid indeed! CONservatives just don't understand business & have ZERO common sense.
Yields would be higher, production more cost efficient, and groceries cheaper if farmers had a brain and went back to ox and plow and then handcarted it into the village market.
Jody gets it!
⚠️HELP!⚠️
I've been personkindnapped and thrown in the back of a lifted diesel Dodge Ram with an Axe the Tax bumper sticker.
I can overhear my CONservative captors say they're taking me to Loblaws, where they will FORCE me to purchase President's Choice apples AGAINST MY WILL!
@PierrePoilievre
Listen Bub.
Every waterbomber built or firefighter trained for Canada is one less tank for Zelensky, one less foreign LGBTQ++++ cause that goes underfunded, one less foreign gender neutral minesweeper trained, and one less consultant paid.
THIS is why
#IStandWithTrudeau
, and always will!
Canadians need a Tent Protection Fund NOW more than ever!
This sends a clear message to MapleMAGA CONservatives that they may try to take our rebates, but they'll NEVER take our tents!
@s_guilbeault
@BCFerries
This is ferry AMAZING news!
NOBODY even comes close to the
@bcndp
's track record of success when it comes to ferries!
Will these be available for purchase on FB Marketplace as well?
You might be a far-right extremist if you don't believe:
Taxes change the weather
Men can get pregnant
Government and media never lie
Covid came from bat soup
Ukraine is winning
Guns can shoot themselves
Loblaws created inflation
Federal spending = free money
5 RED FLAGS that your child is a FAR-RIGHT extremist:
1. Shows interest in outdoor activities
2. Shows NO interest in watching Caillou or the Barbie movie
3. Doesn't LOVE wearing a properly fitted N95
4. Has built a wall with LEGO
5. Never finishes eating their puberty blockers
To the economically illiterate FAR-RIGHT CONservative climate bigots who still support PeePee or BURNier, I'll type slow so that even you can understand:
You get back in rebates OR services more than you pay on ANY tax!
That's why our GDP, Gross Debt Production, is growing!
It's really simple CONservitives, so let me break it down for you.
Famines, droughts, floods, blizzards, cold snaps, heat waves, atmospheric rivers, wildfires, & other natural disasters are man-made.
Earth was in a constant state of harmonic balance before the discovery of oil.
@CanadianPolling
@338Canada
Donald Trump didn't work.
Putin didn't work.
Tucker Carlson didn't work.
Alex Jones didn't work.
Diagolon didn't work.
Have the LPC considered tying the CPC to Idi Amin or Napoleon? Maybe Jeffrey Dahmer or Jack the Ripper? The comet that killed the dinosaurs?
Step it up FFS!
@acoyne
The wealthiest 20% need to pay 100% of the taxes so that the bottom 80% can get their McDonald's on and their DisneyPlus channel back.
It's only fair.
Ratio'd AGAIN by far-right mapleMAGA extremists with unacceptable views.
Why do I even bother with Elon's online klan rally app? I'll tell you why... Because I don't give up on my dreams.
I WILL see the day that PM Trudeau announces a ban on the sale of single use toilet paper.
I'm SICK of far-right attacks on Trudeau. NOBODY has a right to be upset with ANY elected government.
In democracies, you have the freedom to choose who you would most like to obey.
Canada is such a democratic beacon that we even let OTHER countries help choose our leader!
⚠️PSA⚠️
There are MANY signs of a DANGEROUS FAR-RIGHT EXTREMIST:
They drive a Dodge RAM
They have 2 or more children
They homeschool their children
They don't have Disney+
They own gum boots
They've discharged a firearm
They say "Merry Christmas"
They eat Chick-Fil-A
5 RED FLAGS that your "woman" is a FAR-RIGHT extremist:
1. Prefers cooking to UberEats
2. Has or wants children
3. Knows who Joe Rogan, Alex Jones, or Tucker Carlson are
4. Thinks Dylan Mulvaney isn't gorgeous
5. Has EVER French braided her hair
I have total NUT JOBS from the far left & right POLLUTING my feed. Let's "clear the air".
There wasn't a single flood, hurricane, or wildfire prior to Henry Ford.
Penguins migrated to & from the Arctic & Antarctica until the Standard Oil Co. melted the Great Atlantic Ice Field.
Will you tell your grandchildren that you did NOTHING while Alex Jones led an INSURRECTION of Ottawa to shape policy and peddle INFOWARS brand boner supplements?
I will NOT sit quietly by while MAGA members of congress try to hijack our democracy and turn Canada into Russia.
I get LOTS of RWNJs in my feed, confused by the basic science of a carbon tax, so pull up a chair DEPLORABLES and learn up.
In the Spacetime Continuum, the Earth & climate are relatively young & immature, which is why NOW is the ideal time to fund climate-reassignment surgery.
#IStandWithTrudeau
, and ALWAYS will.
Under Justin's progressive leadership, back injuries from carrying groceries are down over 400%!
The Trudeau liberals are always playing 4-D chess while others play checkers.
I have CANCELED any future vacations for my family.
Not only will my family NOT participate in killing our planet, but it will also allow us to spend an extra few weeks yearly to monitor & modify our neighbors' behavior.
Those monsters shower & wear clean clothes EVERYDAY FFS!