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Numbuh 5

@DeMarcose

8 years

Finally finished with it.

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@DeMarcose

8 years

First time I got arrested, I let all my "bros" know. Guess who was outside waiting for me when I bonded myself out at 3am...my girlfriend.

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@DeMarcose

7 years

They really put their faces on that dirty ass public bathroom floor

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@bitchimjhuncho

7 years

Y’all 2000’s babies wild as fuck 💀

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@DeMarcose

7 years

You could've had this nigga paying all your bills...but you had to show out for twitter and ruin it.

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@DeMarcose

6 years

What position y’all do to get these? Asking for myself.

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@DeMarcose

6 years

When NBAYoungBoy said “I’m 17 with 4 kids“ nobody in the world felt that

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@DeMarcose

5 years

I know this nigga blind, but whoever trims his face up is a hoe ass nigga 💀

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@DeMarcose

7 years

I can't wait until I have kids so I can do lil cool shit like this for them

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@DeMarcose

6 years

Niggas really act like grooming themselves is gay. Skin be dry as fuck, nails be chewed down to the cuticles, just all around crusty. Then wonder why they don’t get no play. Nigga you look like Shrek.

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@DeMarcose

6 years

Happy meals were really $2 when our parents were hittin us with the “you got McDonald’s money”.....bum ass niggas man smh. Could’ve swallowed me if you was just gone let me starve over 2 fonky ass dollars.

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@DeMarcose

8 years

Any woman that let you do this is nasty as fuck and will ruin your life. If you ever meet her, RUN!

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@DeMarcose

5 years

I think all women should learn from Lori Harvey. These niggas are all disposable once you become desirable. One fuck up, next....you get bored, next. Don’t just be fw reg local niggas. Find some well off niggas. niggas who be having shit. Swap them niggas out like brake pads.

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@DeMarcose

6 years

Who tf is this?

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@PopCrave

6 years

. @KhloeKardashian shows off thin figure and pink hair in brand new Instagram photos.

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@DeMarcose

7 years

do you know how stressed this nigga had to be to be completely bald at 8 years old? Nigga ran a whole intelligence agency from an oak tree.

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@DeMarcose

8 years

This caption is the equivalent to "damn bro...here...you always begging for something"

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@DeMarcose

6 years

You a grown ass man eating air ass for retweets. Seek help immediately.

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@DeMarcose

5 years

Life just hit so different when this hoe dropped.

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@DeMarcose

8 years

Black panther wouldn't dare fall for no white woman

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@khloekardashian

8 years

❤️

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@DeMarcose

7 years

This is the classiest Kodak bop I have ever seen.

Kali 💋

@ThatKaliGood__

7 years

Why he had to fck it up like this? 😂

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@DeMarcose

4 years

Imma tell my kids this was Lil Reese

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@DeMarcose

6 years

Ain’t no grown ass man taking you to prom. Ain’t the age limit like 20 or something?

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@DeMarcose

8 years

Tyrese wouldn't treat her like this.

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@DeMarcose

6 years

One day when I do this to my kids, My wife and I will die of laughter and the kids will look at us like we stupid because they don’t understand. Then we’ll stop laughing because we realize we’re old as fuck now

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@DeMarcose

7 years

What app is that?

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@ChillOutACE_

7 years

Yall have sex?

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@DeMarcose

7 years

s/o to whoever stood up at a Cheetos meeting and said make them bitches hot

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@DeMarcose

6 years

@Htxbia Hmmmm...bet

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@DeMarcose

7 years

Decent amount of sleep every night.

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@DeMarcose

8 years

You definitely still paying $15.

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@DeMarcose

6 years

Boy......we went to the same middle school......you fasho was not on ANY of the hoes. Stop the cap.

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@DeMarcose

9 years

I remember growing up, I said I'd never eat pussy. I got a girlfriend and turned into this nigga.

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@DeMarcose

7 years

This man is enjoying his day with a roof over his head. Y'all find the dumbest shit to talk down on.

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@DeMarcose

3 years

I know y’all fucking lying 😂😭

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@DeMarcose

7 years

New favorite gif

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@DeMarcose

9 years

if ChickFila was REALLY Christian, they'd deliver. Jesus brings deliverance. DOES HE NOT? deliver me my salvation w/ a side of waffle fries

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@DeMarcose

8 years

@sileyyyy @dbalderas_ I plan on it

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@DeMarcose

7 years

Seeing stuff like this makes me real life happy.

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@nowthisimpact

7 years

Strangers sent this man with Down syndrome hundreds of movies, after he lost his collection in a fire

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@DeMarcose

7 years

Humanity is probably the reason why the elephant is missing a leg

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@DeMarcose

5 years

@reeldeel03 @wolfnae You’re not in it to gain anything. This is for preservation. Not letting temporary people get gifted with permanent emotions. That’s where people mess up and end up hurt.

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@DeMarcose

6 years

Y’all are weird.

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@DeMarcose

11 years

THIS WHAT THEY BE HIDIN http://t.co/tGC05SLTAA

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@DeMarcose

8 years

Quavo Knowles, Offset Rowland, and Takeoff Williams.

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@DeMarcose

6 years

@FancyFatBoy This what you do.....every time something happens, say “at the last sight I was at, everything was ran horribly. No real structure or management.” Now they’re training you for free.

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@DeMarcose

7 years

Hollup, this is really something.

Shan Li ㊙️

@Bigbandshan

7 years

Cereal Bar.. this would be a lit ass date 😋

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@DeMarcose

7 years

I am not making this shit up.

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@DeMarcose

8 years

@Cell_kl the same niggas I helped when they stayed in trouble, fed and helped when they didn't have shit. They didn't even see me next day

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@DeMarcose

5 years

@GrandpaRon91 No, I said when you know you’re wanted, then stop letting niggas treat you like you regular. Boss yourself up and stop fw niggas who ain’t on shit or doing anything. Being well off doesn’t necessarily mean rich. It just means you’re taking care of your self and you can show it.

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@DeMarcose

7 years

Fam....that’s 4 Years, 9 Months, 2 Weeks and now 3 Days

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@DeMarcose

8 years

@alex_tnw she didn't because I told her not to spend hat kind of money on me. My "bros" I've been there for no matter what happened.

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@DeMarcose

8 years

@ChillenLonnie I'm planning on it 😁

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@DeMarcose

6 years

Don’t shave that pussy baby, it’s cold. My dick need a lil mink coat.

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@DeMarcose

8 years

Hey u coming over later? Girl: Do u want me to? Wym? I just asked you to come over Girl: But do u WANT me to?

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@DeMarcose

7 years

Plotmotherfuckingtwist.

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@DeMarcose

9 years

In 24hrs Chris Brown gonna apologize say he only human he's emotional and he makes mistakes. He should have it saved in his drafts

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@DeMarcose

8 years

Never been so dead in my life.

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@DeMarcose

8 years

Being skinny is cool until it's 32 degrees outside and your ribs clapping together because you about to freeze to death.

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@DeMarcose

8 years

Bringing this video back because it will forever be funny

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@DeMarcose

8 years

@alex_tnw that's what saying. She was there throughout the whole process, "bros" we're ghost for about a week or so lol

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@DeMarcose

7 years

If a nigga says so when you tell him your bonnet is on, he really fw. Don't let him go.

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@DeMarcose

6 years

When Kodak said “Money over bitches, but girl I love you like the paper. Cause when you with me, ion even wanna get no paper.” That’s exactly how I’m trying to feel about somebody one day.

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@DeMarcose

7 years

Y'all too rich to eat fruit now?

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@DeMarcose

8 years

When you getting head and all you hear is slurping sounds

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@DeMarcose

8 years

@Tuck_E90 nigga really have no clue as to what loyalty really is lmao

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@DeMarcose

8 years

Y'all so fake spoiled on here. "What's no?" Bitch that's what he told you yesterday when you asked him to bring you food.

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@DeMarcose

8 years

Waffle House and IHOP are like your grandmas. Yeah one is ghetto af and the other is super boujee but you all know who cooks better.

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@DeMarcose

7 years

Almost finished with the first series

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@DeMarcose

7 years

Hold tf up!!! Chocolate nails?!?!? This shit highkey smooth af.

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@DeMarcose

6 years

People would rather constantly lie about the same shit before they tell you the truth about it once lmfaoooooooooo it ain’t funny but at the same time I’m dead af because why you always lying ☹️😭

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@DeMarcose

5 years

@Luxury_WorId ☹️ it looks like a luxury soccer mom mini van

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@DeMarcose

6 years

@_ShesDOPE_ @ayoj_03 Lmao me too. They need to move that boy up to some real competition. He was jogging on them.

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@DeMarcose

9 months

When people ask me what it’s like having a kid, imma just show them this. Because why are you so violent??

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@DeMarcose

8 years

All he was tryna do was flex for the camera. He don't even know his life about to get ended

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@DeMarcose

9 years

Drake's Album cover look like a suicide note from a Chick-Fil-A cow http://t.co/4jZlX615Ng

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@DeMarcose

6 years

Also include the down payment and credit score required for a $915 mortgage since y’all financial advisers now.

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@DeMarcose

8 years

My name is Junie B Jones and the B stands for Bounce it biggity bounce it biggity bounce it biggity bounce it.

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@DeMarcose

5 years

@themarcusriley @reeldeel03 @wolfnae And that’s the key. You have to know that not everyone who comes in your life is meant to be permanent. Move accordingly until things change. You have to know from the jump, that shit may not workout. you need to be okay with that option as well. It’s okay to be temporary.

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@DeMarcose

11 years

High school was the free-trial version of college. ”If you wish to continue your education you can buy the complete pack for $50,000”

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@DeMarcose

7 years

You weirdo ass vegans are not about to ruin Mexican food too.

Lettuce Feast

@LettuceFeastLA

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You guys should make my #vegan tamales for TAMALE TUESDAY 💃🏽😂 recipe up NOW! #veganfoodshare #tacotuesday

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@DeMarcose

9 years

Yes....please keep competing with each other

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@DeMarcose

7 years

@DreR__ @halykykyk_ It’s not the chocolate, it’s the brown sugar. That’s the biggest difference between sugar cookies, and chocolate chip.

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@DeMarcose

6 years

Both of these girls snitched and got 20+ yrs.....THEY SNITCHED....and still doing big time. Shit ain’t looking good for the homie at all.

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@DeMarcose

9 years

The hurt in lil dudes voice has me in tears 😂😂😂

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@DeMarcose

9 years

Big Sean: "I have games on my phone" http://t.co/rUvuGTs0ze

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@DeMarcose

7 years

Working

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@DeMarcose

3 years

I remember when I finessed Amazon for 40 of these for $1 each and they banned my IP address 💀💀

Fat Kid Deals

@FatKidDeals

3 years

GO FAST!! Get an Amazon Echo Dot for $8.98 PLUS a free month of Amazon Music Unlimited!!! (retail $50!!) **If you have any issues, make sure you're logged into your Amazon Prime Account**

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@DeMarcose

7 years

The Kardashians fuck a few celebrity niggas and ball players and they all hoes in y’all eyes, but Eartha Kitt got a train ran on her during the freedom marches and y’all calling her a care free queen lmfaooo the world is a funny place man.

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@DeMarcose

8 years

My name is Junie B Jones and the B stands for BAD AND BOUJEE cookin up dope with an Uzi my niggas is savage ruthless

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