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7 months

@georgegalloway @FCDOGovUK Of course he must. Undoubtedly, now George, we will see an even bigger effort in Parliament not to call you so that matters such as this cannot be given the exposure and accountability they should and must have!

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@J2onyabike oooh, well done! I like you 😁☺️

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@il0venostalgia From Jimmy Webb's Wichita Lineman, "And I need you more than want you. And I want you for all time".

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@georgegalloway George, I cannot say, hand on heart, every word you have uttered, I have agreed with in the past, however, since your return to parliament, there hasn't been much that I would not agree with and it is absolutely clear that so many in parliament genuinely fear your ability to

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@BladeoftheS Yes. Never did I think I would ever say it or feel it. If I could, I'd run away to Sorrento, Italy and live out my days there. Very depressing in your 60th year to want to be anywhere but where you were born.

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@BladeoftheS Yes, amongst other things. Her utter contempt for the people working for the Post Office and now, her utter contempt for public feeling is just so typical of the times we are in. 🤬

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@rickygervais My two brothers, 5 months old, just a few whisps of white under the chin. Quickly establishing themselves as "the management" in the local area 😁

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@NicholasTyrone Hey Nick! Have you got Friday's Lottery numbers? 😁

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@ArchieHall Great news! Brightened up a rotten Monday no end.

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@ReneeLibby95084 Once upon a time, there was a thing called crypto. It was not a scam and everyone lived happily ever after. The end. 😁

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@lisareality1 Job done! I laughed so much, it hurt 🤣

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@DYSONlife4real Blimey! Better watch it when if it hits -5C, you might have someone's eye out 😃

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@georgegalloway It's truly just down to you now George to put the cat among the pigeons and give us a meaningful alternative.

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@il0venostalgia

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@susie_dent President of the Royal Horticultural Society, Keith Weed.

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@georgegalloway We need them gone George. My application to be a candidate for your party is in!

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@georgegalloway @10DowningStreet I waited and waited for you to be called just to watch you wipe the floor with him. 🤞 for next time.

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@blondehunx Do you get called Lily?

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@georgegalloway @10DowningStreet @MoatsTV The REAL boss from across the pond, coming to give little Rishi his orders for the next quarter and the date he should call a General Election.................hopefully soon 🙏

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@tonyblackburn Congratulations Tony! You've been in my radio all my life, I've just had to chase around the stations and there you are. But of course, for the man who kicked off Radio 1, it should be "Sir" Tony of the Blackburn 😁

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@juneslater17 Right on the button June, as always 👍😁

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@70s80s90sKids "Sir! I've got a note"!

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@JamesMcCartney_ James, your Mum was such a remarkable, wonderful woman and I truly believe she would be so full of pride for the man you have become. Thank you for sharing these memories with us.

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@raekennedy_ 😍😍🥰🥰

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@BladeoftheS Italy, Sorrento, cause its bloody lovely 😍

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@kelvmackenzie Lets just hope that things can better than they were back in January when this happened.

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@RachieRach429 and TGI Friday I say! 🥰

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@DYSONlife4real This could be the discovery of the year, this method could be used by Tomasz Schafernaker on the BBC Weather forecast to give an indication of the severity of winter temperatures. "Now lets look at the nipple scale (© 2024 - Ellie) for an idea of that wind chill factor this

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@tonyblackburn Congratulations Tony! I'm so happy for you, so richly deserved. I got quite misty eyed remembering my childhood listening to you on the radio with "Arnold". Great memories, thanks Tony 😊

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@JasonManford Uptown Funk, Crazy in Love, Shake it Off, Sex on Fire.

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@seanonolennon Absolutely! I often feel I'm fiddling whilst Rome burns around me. My son doesn't need to know how shit things are, he deserves fun, a childhood and sometimes, you just have to let it all go and enjoy 😁

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@AlbaTimi Quite a few English do too! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿👍

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@BladeoftheS Who?

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@il0venostalgia Princess Diana, 1987, Marks & Spencer, Kensington High Street. I was buying a sandwich and became aware of a "presence" beside me. Just blurted out that the cheese and tomato was very nice. She smiled. I think she bought egg and cress. Had a detective with her.

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Mind Games -The Ultimate Collection Deluxe Box Set. Congratulations to @seanonolennon and all those involved in making this happen. Just like The Beatles - Get Back, this collection has brought out a new perspective to the music and its inception. Every aspect is absolutely

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@Himself132 If the polls hold and reflect a holistic national trend, then no, they will not. I try not to think about it because it is just too delicious! 😁

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@MaisieAdam Oh that's given me a real giggle, thank you 😁

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@kazzaloveslife Happy Birthday you wonderful lady! Wishing you a fantastic day! 🥳🥳

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@nkh12349 Staying home. Are you off out? Or out - out?

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@seanonolennon NEVER underestimate Russia. This diversion and Macron's actions are deeply disturbing.

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@DYSONlife4real So, having discharged yourself, how are you now? Things getting better?

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@JujuliaGrace Politicians of all political colours have repeatedly let us all down with their policies and attitudes towards the NHS. They have consistently failed to get to grips with the real issues by having an honest dialogue with all of us about a long term solution that probably,

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@DYSONlife4real Noooooooo, im the twat....hello 🤣

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@DYSONlife4real Good afternoon, it's surprisingly good for a Monday (famous last words) 🤪 How about you?

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@mrjamesob I wouldn't mind a go James and I'm prepared to change my name to Agatha Trunchbull if that gets me the gig 🤣

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8 months

@Johninpompano The Prime Minister can call the next General Election any time between now and 17/12/2024. This is exactly five years since Parliament first met after the last General Election in 2019. If an election has not been called by this point, Parliament would be automatically dissolved

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@il0venostalgia Big Daddy, Mick McManus, Giant Haystacks and Kendo Nagasaki.

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@richardosefton I can't say, I would be arrested 🤪

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@jayrayner1 Table for one here 😭 Tis the only variance to your observations though 😁

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@lennonswalrus I think George would be diplomatically neutral on her music. John would love it.

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@maypang Always interesting to be reminded of this happening. Slightly less interesting to be reminded its 50 years ago 😁. I wonder if he was thinking of this when he wrote, "there's UFOs over New York, and I ain't too surprised" on Nobody Told Me 6 years on?

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@nkh12349 You name it, I'm taking you there 😃

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@supertanskiii Jesus H Christ! I had no idea he'd written this.

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@Hplayspiano It's going to be a scorcher Harriet. Tomorrow is supposed to be the hottest day of the year so far and tomorrow I hit 60. 😎 🥳

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@estellecostanza And why is it that these types of people always seem to materialise at airports or on public transport? I'm sure they'd do it on the fucking plane if they could!😡

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@SipsySips Goodness knows, I'm still recovering my composure 🥰☺️

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@il0venostalgia My youth 😥

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@johnlennon Oh! To be spending a day out with John Lennon, in 2024, how I wish. I'd probably suggest we start by visiting a quirky, vintage record store. I can just imagine John flipping through the vinyl records, critiquing the modern pop scene with witty remarks. Then, we'd head to a quiet

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@benonwine John Lennon

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@prodnose These sorts of scenarios fascinate me and are so difficult to answer but..... Get Back Strawberry Fields Forever Here Comes The Sun I Feel Fine A Day In The Life 🤷‍♂️

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@raekennedy_ 🥰😍

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@itvpeston @Peston @AnushkaAsthana @RishiSunak @ITV Clearly only coming on to talk about those topics for a relatively easy ride. Robin Day, Eddie Mair, maybe even either Dimbleby or Marr (if he stops constantly interjecting) and Emma Barnet would say "stuff that agenda" and delve much, much deeper. Come on Robert!

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@kevharrison_ Happy Birthday Daniel! Wishing you a great day! 🥳🥳

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@BladeoftheS God, I want this lot gone!

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@karenfthompson I took mine in 1976 also, much to the disgust of the examiner, on a Raleigh Chopper 😁

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@gardengirl125 After much deliberation, No.1 seems to have the edge.

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@BeatlesEarth Blackbird

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@nkh12349 Thanks, I needed that 🥰

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@nkh12349 Good morning

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@SophieLGranttt Have a very big hug 🤗and a..........

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@Classicbritcom The Sweeney, every time. "Put your trousers on twinkletoes, you're nicked"! 😁

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@DYSONlife4real *waits patiently for -5°C* 😇

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@ripley_rachael Well, as you showed me yours, I have to show you mine 😁

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@JoJodieJodes Uhmm....is the Pope a Catholic? 😁

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@kezia_noble Fabulous! 🥰

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@Hplayspiano Phwoar! Gorgeousssssssssss 😍

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@juneslater17 I worked for many years in managing Apprenticeship contracts, right back to when they were first re-launched as 'Modern Apprenticeships'. Over the last 28 years, I have seen the continuing decline of funding and clear disincentives for employers to embrace these opportunities.

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@charliersmith1 It just gets better and better. So very happy for you, wife and family. However, would it be possible to indulge my nosiness and tell us what the green drink is? 😁

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@BeatlemaniaUK I think it's true. From what I remember, he and Yoko were planning to arrive in Liverpool on the QE2 and there was talk of a tour too.

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@supertanskiii Having Angela as Deputy Prime Minister is just so delicious. 😁

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Am I old fashioned? A prude? Wandering around Smyths Toys @SmythsToysUK at Staples Corner with my ten year old son, listening to Christine Aguilera singing about what she needs to get her off, until all her clothes fall off. Appropriate playlist?

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@TheRealThelmaJ1

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@Peston Sunak also thanks Peston and his team for this attempted distraction from the Covid enquiry and the opportunity to maintain a media visibility without being brought to book on so many things, I've forgotten what they all are.

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@juneslater17 Earlier......at PMQs......

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@hannahlbr Ooooh, chippy tea on a Monday? I very like you 😁🥰

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@juneslater17 Thanks for the idea June, I can do the same in the bra I wear everyday now (ever since my wife found it in the glove comparment) 😁

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@JVMonte2 As others have said, Genesis immediately springs to mind, but now I have to incur the wrath of the Peter Gabriel fans. 😵‍💫

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@nkh12349 A glass of 1964 Chateau Mouton Rothschild?? On a Wednesday?? How very, very decadent!

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@il0venostalgia Three (3), BBC1, BBC2 and ITV (Thames Television). Our TV was just like the one in the picture too. First colour broadcast I saw was Coronation Street, Elsie Tanner putting on her lipstick.

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@il0venostalgia Ooooh! I'm a baby boomer 😁 Made my day that has, I'm off for a G&T! (Any excuse)

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@supertanskiii You're so right. I've never known times of despair like this. Even under Thatcher in 1981, there was still some semblance of life, although it was pretty bleak. The longer he waits, the more rope he is giving him and his party. We should have the GE ASAP. Thomas Jefferson got it

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@charliersmith1 You rock Charlie! Looking very cleansed. Great smile too, keep it up, wishing you all the very best.

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@hunstantonsmith I rarely ask this, but how many inches is it? 😃

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@ripley_rachael Looney Tunes/Merrie Melodies - Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner.

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@savororaidh It's just so heartwarming to hear that in these batshit crazy times, something lovely still happens.

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@seanonolennon Most of us just cannot grasp the concept of being a global personality, the attention, the audience, the responses. Because you ate here and on Twitter, you are accessible to a degree, you reply to some comments and at that point, to many, you have the familiarity of a friend, a

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Blimey! 60 years crept up quietly. I'd better get my bus pass 🤣

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@marianabrickman I remember John commenting that he would wait to see a picture published and the look portrayed and then deliberately change the look so to throw fans off-centre a little. This pic from early 1980 was published in the UK initially by the Daily Mirror who ran a centre spread

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