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Celebrity Dating Expert | TV & Radio Personality| Author of best selling book 'The Noble Art Of Seducing Women' Has helped over 1 MILLION men achieve success.

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Kezia Noble
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44 years old in late August 🇵🇹🇵🇹 #datingcoach
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Europe surges to the right. UK surges to the left. Three guesses where the migrants heading to.
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Please explain to me how voting in a party who wants to flood in millions of more people will help YOUR children afford a home. I'll wait.
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‘Asymptomatic’ was a genius move. Swallowed by idiots.
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We are in an era where people have been convinced fresh air might kill them and a tennis player without a virus could potentially threaten their health. At what point did people lose the ability to think?
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It’s almost as if countries are bankrupting themselves intentionally.
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Shout out to all the people who didn’t take it so they could go on a fucking holiday.
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What happened to the pandemic of the unvaccinated?
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It's so weird why the triple jabbed really love to tell everyone they've caught Covid and are self-isolating. I thought the point of the jab was to prevent both.
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People who are angry about politicians having a party during the lockdown. Your anger is totally misdirected. You should be angry about the fact they enforced a lockdown in the first place.
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Doesn’t matter which party you vote for. You get WEF.
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I’m not hesitant. That’s would imply that I’m even considering it in the first place.
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If I wasn’t on Twitter I would never have known about this pandemic treaty. Why is mainstream media not covering this ?
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I've never taken a Covid test.
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So a vaccinated obese person carrying multiple viruses and illnesses can enter the USA but an unvaccinated healthy tennis champion can’t? What kind of an era are we inhabiting right now?
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The U.K. wasted £70,000,000,000 on a virus with a 99.7% recovery rate. Please stop blaming that on an over reaction. They knew.
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Imagine how many of us would be on a ventilator right now if the supermarkets hadn't installed plastic screens between the self-service checkouts. Hope they don't get rid of this yet.
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How does importing thousands and thousands of unskilled men into a country benefit the economy and society? I truly look forward to the answers to this one.
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It blows my mind that people will wake up this morning and think adding millions of more migrants will ease the pressure on housing, NHS, school places etc.
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It blows my mind that people will wake up this morning and think that Nigel Farage is the answer to our problems. 😂
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Quick reminder: Just over a year ago your government made it illegal for you to go outside for more than an hour, closed your children’s schools, destroyed the economy, banned you from seeing loved ones and they achieved all this by spreading false data. Remember this.
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There are literally millions of people in the UK who want Covid restrictions to return. And they're all triple jabbed.
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When the government announced it would be pissing away 70 billion on furlough, why didn’t the financial markets react the same way they reacted to the mini budget?
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Too many unvaccinated people still walking around looking healthy and content. So annoying right? #unvaccinated
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Many begged for lockdowns. Many fully supported sending millions to Ukraine. But a lot of us didn’t, and now we have to pay for all this shit that other people wanted.
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Update: Every person I know who didn’t take the jab is still alive. How can this be possible?
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Who remembers when they closed the parks? Yes that happened. And yes, 90% of the journalists you still listen to supported it.
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How come the hospitals are now at breaking point more than they were during the deadliest pandemic known to man last year?
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Parts of Australia are in lockdown because of one recorded case. I don't think people understand how insane this has actually become. #melbournelockdown4 #melbournelockdown2021 #Victoria #Testing
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Hear me out. Everyone I know who has covid right now has been vaccinated. I’ll leave it there.
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So many people don’t even know what the WEF is.
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If the vaccine is the answer then why are so many vaccinated people still wearing masks? I’ll wait.
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If people were stupid enough to lock up their children and stay inside their homes because of a virus with a 99.7% recovery rate. They’ll do it again for the climate.
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“I took it so I could go on holiday” Will soon be: “I took it so I could be allowed to leave my house for one hour exercise” The more you give the more they take. Stop playing into their plans.
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Why am I paying more tax because of other people’s insane freak out over a virus with a 99.7% recovery rate. I was happy to carry on as normal.
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If a country has a health system at breaking point and a chronic housing shortage, then please explain to me exactly how uncontrolled immigration will help. I’ll wait.
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Can’t believe 2 years on and people are still scared of covid. Despite them already proudly announcing they’ve had it five times already and being vaccinated up to their eyeballs. I just can’t understand it.
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Really bored of people blaming the financial crisis on literally everything except locking down the world for 2 years.
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Why can’t people see what’s going on. It’s like Covid all over again.
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I don’t know how to start explaining to someone under 25, how I used to get home from all night raves with literally no money, no phone, at only 15 years old. And still mange to convince my parents I was staying over at a friend’s house. #1990s #90s
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Triple jabbed people wearing masks in the rain. Doing it to protect the unvaccinated like me. Thank you for your service.
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There’s an agenda to destroy small businesses. If you can’t see it yet then you don’t want to see it.
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Weirdly attracted to men who don’t wear masks in shops. Even if they’re not actually my type. Has anyone else experienced something like this ?
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Why are there so many terrible world leaders governing at the moment?
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It’s not a shambles or a mess. It’s been perfectly orchestrated.
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They’ve stopped free tests because they’re planning to expand the vaccine pass to more places (cafes, gyms, nonessential shops etc) They knew the free tests were a loophole for the non-jabbed. It’s a clever move but not that clever if you knew this has all been planned for years
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Nearly all my family have had the jab. They respect my decision and have never questioned me about it. That’s how it should be. The right to choose.
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I want to go back to the 90s where the government stayed the fuck out of my business and people were more interested in character than follower count. And when the music was better.
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Listening to LBC radio. People calling up saying they’re getting ‘stroke like symptoms’. All vaccinated. All blaming long covid. Couldn’t make it up.
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Explain to me why having concerns over unknown long-term effects is wrong. Just one good reason will suffice.
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Everyone I know WITHOUT EXCEPTION who says they have long covid has also had the vaccine. Go figure.
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£372bn was wasted on tackling rebranded flu. Thanks.
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The people who say they hate Boris and the Tories are the same people who obey his restrictions and rules without question.
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The whole Liz Truss short lived leadership was purposefully designed to fail. It was the only way they could get the current socialist WEF government in power.
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@ZubyMusic Sitting on a chair prevents you from catching a virus.
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If you vote Labour you're a twat.
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@Jsprodz__ @nocontextEFC If you vote reform you are a tory
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It was flu rebranded. And you know it.
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If you’re allowed to take off your mask when you sit down at a restaurant, then why can’t a child take off their mask when they sit down at their desk?
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People who think 15 minute cities are a ‘great idea’ seem to be the exact same people who supported lockdowns, uncontrolled immigration and outdoor mask wearing. That’s all I need to know.
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People are applauding journalists who ‘admit’ they got it wrong over Covid. I’m not one of them. Their job is to investigate and to be objective. They didn’t do their job, and as a result, played a huge part in this horrible mess which will last years.
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I didn’t take the jab. I know people on their 3rd booster who now have covid/rebranded flu. Why are they calling me mental? Make it make sense
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People who re-elected politicians who locked them in their homes, closed down schools and the economy and took away their most basic human rights.. ..are fucking stupid. Thanks
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The people who are taking their boosters without question, are the same people who said the government would never bring in restrictions again. Spot what the correlation is yet?
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Let’s be honest here. Downing Street had a party during the peak of a deadly pandemic because they knew they weren’t in a deadly pandemic. Wake up people.
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They didn't break the rules because they went to Eton and think you're a pleb. They broke the rules because they knew this virus was nowhere near as dangerous as they pretended it to be. Always remember that they had access to the REAL data.
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They’re getting you used to relying on the government for free money, so that when the universal credit system comes in, you won’t even notice it.
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So let me get this straight. The less you contribute the more you get?
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All feels a little scripted. Again.
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Why are nearly all the current world leaders carbon copies of one another right now?
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A few weeks ago the media was obsessed with 'wave' in Brazil. Suddenly, it all stopped. Nobody thought this was a little strange? Perhaps the Brazilian variant wasn't frightening people enough? The Indian one seems to be doing the trick though. Please start connecting the dots.
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@ZubyMusic Right-wing for encouraging people to eat healthy and exercise. Has it actually come to this?
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Why is nobody talking about Serco right now?
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@DavidJNoble Mass immigration = demand on housing.
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@joerogan @Spotify Love the show, but worried after this message that there’ll be more ‘experts’ trying to convince me to be terrified of a virus with a 99.7% recovery rate, and that I should take a jab which doesn’t stop people catching, spreading or getting ill from it.
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@ZubyMusic Because dying at 85 is no longer acceptable. The parents are probably more worried about grandma who they stuffed in a care home and haven’t seen for 5 years than their own kids.
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March 2020: Flu was rebranded. December 2021: The common cold was rebranded.
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You are all aware that the reason why countries in Europe are allowing so much travel right now is so they can use it as an excuse to create more fantasy variants just in time for the boosters and that September lockdown. Watch out for the furlough extension ‘sweetener’ too.
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I’m still not allowed travel to the USA. Is this the only country left that’s still making unvaccinated people quarantine? Let me know
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Your jabs, your boosters, your pathetic obedience will NOT change their plans. They plan to have vaccine passports. They plan to vaccinate ALL children. They plan more winter lockdowns. They plan to bring in a social credit system. #DoNotComply
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If you’ve had the virus, have antibodies, plus had the jab and all the boosters that come with it. Then why do you still wear a mask? Genuine question.
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So mask wearing has suddenly increased in London. What news article did I miss that explains this crap? Thanks
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Tweet media one
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Can we be normal again and make Covid measures something along the lines of: "If you're feeling unwell, best to avoid seeing granny until you're better, and remember to put your bloody hand over your mouth when you cough" Thanks! #NoVaccinePassportsAnywhere
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This country has become obsessed with closing down and cancelling stuff.
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@ZubyMusic Disagree. These sheep will get used to just taking the jab every 3 months or even once a week. So long as they can get access to Pizza Hut it’s all good as far as they’re concerned.
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How many terrorist knife attacks in Europe have been caused by jews? I'll wait.
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I wish all these human rights lawyers, heads of church and journalists had shared the same outrage when our human rights and most basic of freedoms were stripped from us for the best part of 2 years.
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They’re now trying to normalise freezing people’s bank accounts and assets. Just like they normalised face masks, lockdowns, social distancing and irrational fear of a virus with a 99.7% recovery rate.
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Are you surprised by the amount of people in your life who you thought were on a level and of sane rational mind until March 2020? I was very surprised.
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@LilMissAnthropy @harrylitman If you've been vaccinated, why would you worry?
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People have convinced themselves they’ve been in some sort of trench warfare with Covid, and so now they believe they’re ready to take on a nuclear war. This is the result of 2 years of delusional thinking.
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1. Whatever lies comes out of their mouths today. #DoNotComply 2. Take note of the names of the journalists who will be encouraging the new restrictions. Never forget them, as they are complicit in the destruction of your children’s futures and our freedoms.
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Just saw the number of quote retweets thinking I was serious. Just to clarify, check my previous tweets and who I follow here💋💋
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It would be so good if the U.K. had its own Florida. Just one county or even a city that had zero restrictions. I would move there tomorrow even if it was the coldest and wettest part the country. Would you move there?
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It's weird why the people who have had their two jabs seem to be still as frightened as they were before.
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@ZubyMusic What I find interesting, is that a lot of the people who need this stuff or support people who need this stuff, tend to be bullies. Caring and compassionate💙😷 in the bio, but hateful and intolerant in real life. IMO
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When I was 15 I got sick as fuck. Whatever it was. it wiped me out for weeks. When I finally was able to go back to school I was still incredibly weak. Not once was I asked to take any sort of test. So why should I take a test now when I'm not even sick? It makes no sense.
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Retweet if you’re still banned from entering the USA because you didn’t comply with a medical experiment💫 #travelban #travel
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Which one was more crazy? The rules? or The astonishing level of mass compliance to those rules ?
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If your government really believed there was a climate emergency, they would stop all air travel immediately.
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If you’re complaining about the cost of living, but demanded restrictions and a shutdown of the economy for the best part of 2 years. Please shut the fuck up.
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Why do so many people in this country want to pay more tax and have uncontrolled immigration? Make it make sense.
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