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Dave is now U&Dave. Freeview 19 | Freesat 157 | Sky 111 | Virgin 127

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U&Dave

2 months

From today we’re called U&Dave, but here’s some other names we’ll respond to: • Dave • The TV channel formerly known as Dave • Ewan Dave • Ewe and Dave • UKTV G2 • The repeats channel • The repeats channel • No.1 Bob Mortimer Fan Club

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3 years

Davestation, a show we put on for a laugh at 3am where a man ate a kebab to lift music, had more viewers than GB News.

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┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ in this ┃╱╱╲╲ house ╱╱╭╮╲╲ we ▔▏┗┛▕▔ ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ stay the heck indoors ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔

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4 years

The government has advised not to play Monopoly with your family this Christmas as people will get too close to each other. We advise not to play Monopoly with your family this Christmas because this year has been hard enough without a hotel on Park Lane related punch up.

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3 years

In this week’s #LateNightMash @rachelparris looks at misogyny and male violence in the uk.

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3 years

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨

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The entire team at Dave are deeply saddened to hear of the passing of Sean Lock. Sean was a staple of many of our shows for years and was always a welcome addition to any comedy line up. Our thoughts are with his friends and family. RIP Sean.

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4 years

We know we show the odd repeat but at least we are not at the 'Piers Morgan going on about Meghan again' level of repeating ourselves.

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2 years

A #LateNightMash exclusive as @MrMichaelSpicer is in The Room Next Door for Liz Truss's prime ministerial acceptance speech...

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4 years

There are two stages in life, when you watch Home Alone and think it's a fun family film, and when you get older and wonder how this family can afford a house the size of Essex.

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2 years

In this week's #LateNightMash , @ShappiKhorsandi delivers a passionate piece about the protests in Iran. Over to Shaparak Khorsandi...

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4 years

A normal year: January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November, December 2020: January, February, March, March, March, March, Still March, March, March, How is it still March, March

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4 years

Remember it's not a vaccine unless it comes from the Vaccinê region of France, otherwise it's just sparkling antidote.

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6 years

Taskmaster 8. Coming soon.

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5 years

. @Channel4 , treat Alex well, he needs feeding and watering when Greg isn’t around, we’ve left some eggs in the caravan for you.

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7 years

#Taskmaster fans. You may want to read this. 👍🏼 🎉

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2 years

Oh bloody hell

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6 years

Instagram is down. Thousands of people wander the streets with crude sketches of sunsets screaming hashtags at strangers. People carry their breakfast with them and introduce it to everyone they meet. Chaos ensues. In the distance, sirens.

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5 years

We now bring you a short announcement from the #Taskmaster

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4 years

. @ITV We've seen that the new I'm A Celeb will take place in a UK castle. If the first challenge isn't to drive to the castle to test your eye sight then you've really missed a trick.

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3 years

"I once told the nation that I couldn't go paddle boarding that day because the sea was closed"

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8 years

Once again the Over-65's being blamed for England leaving Europe. #ENGICE

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6 years

It's Acaster VS Gilbert in an argument that didn't make it to air because, well, you'll probably see why. #Taskmaster

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4 years

Red Dwarf fans solved a series of codes to unlock the first five minutes of the new Red Dwarf special, The Promised Land. Watch the full feature length special Thursday 9th of April at 9pm, and until then, enjoy!

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6 years

We would like to throw our hat in the ring to host the #Brexitdebate . We can promise a constantly revolving stage, at least 3 gunge tanks and an air horn. The massive cow from Australia can host it. Done.

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4 years

WE ARE THE MOST WATCHED CHANNEL IN THE UK, BY A LOT

@realDonaldTrump

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4 years

I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!

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6 years

The wait is nearly over. #Taskmaster 7 starts Wednesday the 5th of September, only on Dave. Yeah it's OK to get excited.

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3 years

What really happened in that interview between @BethRigby and @Keir_Starmer ? #LateNightMash got the inside scoop thanks to @MrMichaelSpicer !

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4 years

It's pretty weird that GCSE maths exams in 2030 are going to be like "Linda needs toilet roll, she is currently in 2020, she is allowed out of the house once a day, she only has two bags for life, and is supposed to only buy what she needs, how much toilet roll did Linda buy"

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3 years

Once again we must remind the British public that it is not a 'staycation' if you are going somewhere other than your own house, then it's just a holiday. Thank you for your time.

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5 years

You thought #Taskmaster was over? The Taskmaster won't allow it. Series 9, coming soon.

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5 years

It's the 2019 #JokeOfTheFringe ! This year's winner is.... *drumroll please*.... @OFalafel !

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6 years

#TASKMASTER returns for a NEW SERIES - May 2nd - 9pm. So, don't so much clear your diary as set fire to it and throw it out of an upstairs window. See @AliceLevine , @AsimC86 , @RealTimVine , @russellhoward , and Liza Tarbuck join @gdavies and @AlexHorne for task fuelled mayhem.

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5 years

#Taskmaster is back @gdavies @AlexHorne @Baddiel Jo Brand @EdGambleComedy @WixKaty @Rose_Matafeo September 4th. Dave.

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4 years

BREAKING: Prime Minister to announce first 10 people to get to Barnard Castle will be exempt from Lockdown 2.

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6 years

Oh and some news... nothing major. Just that the contestants for #Taskmaster S7 are @JamesAcaster @jessicaknappet @PhilNWang @KerryAGodliman and Rhod Gilbert! *Hyperventilates with excitement*

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3 years

In her #LateNightMash debut @josierones discusses social care reform and how evil @MrNishKumar can be.

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9 years

WHAT COULD GO WRONG? http://t.co/8MK7SesAKP

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4 years

How the three tier system works: Medium: No idea High: No idea but in orange Very high: No idea but in red

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3 years

"I once told the entire country not to have parties and then said that I didn't know there was a party happening in my own house"

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6 years

Tomorrow.

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7 years

BREAKING: Andrea Leadsom devastated to learn of Jane Austen's passing. Cancels today's photo-op with William Shakespeare as mark of respect

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4 years

BREAKING: Driving home for Christmas now banned on all UK radio stations.

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4 years

What day is it? Who cares. Is it the weekend? No and yes. Does time make sense anymore? Shut up and stay indoors.

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4 years

Taskmaster has just BLOODY WON A @BAFTA . We’re pretty sure this makes it the first BAFTA winner where someone has pushed a watermelon into a caravan using breadsticks. #VirginMediaBAFTAs #BAFTATV

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4 years

@taskmaster @Channel4 Morning guys! We hope everything goes brilliantly with #Taskmaster this evening, and as tradition states, we would like you to have the Wang gif. Please use it well and often.

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3 years

Shout out to the 5 people still watching Dave right now.

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3 years

🚨🚨| BREAKING NEWS FROM NUMBER 10. #LateNightMash tonight at 10pm.

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5 years

The channel 4 reboot is a bit different

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5 years

Here's the first on-screen look at Taskmaster in #BlackWidow !

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4 years

Things from 2020 that can stay in the future: - Not wearing trousers for work - Missing a boring meeting because 'the internet was unstable' - That bit where all the animals took over the cities for a week - The working without trousers thing mainly

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2 years

A lot of people are asking who the new Dr Who should be. There is one correct answer. Paddington Bear. The Tardis would be filled with marmalade sandwiches. Daleks defeated through hilarious mishaps. This is the correct choice.

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6 years

Tonight we took over one of our ad breaks to announce our partnership with @TheCALMZone and our new campaign #BeTheMateYoudWant . You can watch the whole ad break takeover here.

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2 years

If Liz Truss can become Prime Minister then you can believe in yourself for a bit.

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6 years

How about a #Taskmaster out-take to get you through the day? @AlexHorne and @PhilNWang argue about a word, and we will let you guess why it didn't make the final cut of the show.

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4 years

did it work?

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@weetabix @HeinzUK Why should Weetabix have all the fun when there’s Dave? Pour beans all over your remote to completely ruin your TV viewing experience! #ItHasToBeDave

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5 years

TOMORROW. 9PM. DAVE. #Taskmaster

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4 years

Don’t forget that the clocks change tonight, but really that doesn’t matter anymore as time is now a nonsense and nothing make sense.

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3 years

We interrupt your doomscrolling for a message from @MrNishKumar

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4 years

BREAKING: People who wear their mask underneath their nose to receive free fingerless oven gloves.

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5 years

Your series 9 contestants for #Taskmaster are @Baddiel , @EdGambleComedy , Jo Brand, @WixKaty and @Rose_Matafeo . Coming SOON.

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6 years

Rhod Gilbert hiding in the wardrobe is up for @Timeline_TV 's TV moment of the year. So let's look at the full uncut out-take of that wonderful #Taskmaster moment.

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5 years

@OFalafel @TheRstott @themiltonjones @LittleLostLad @Rosssmithhaha @Adelecliff @RichardPulsford @JokesWithMark And finishing off our list for this year's #JokeOfTheFringe it's @IvoGraham !

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1 year

Comments section absolutely full of this. Lovely stuff.

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Americans explaining to Brits how 30C (86F) isn’t hot while living in air conditioned detached houses made of wood.

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4 years

Kim Kardashian isn't special for spending her birthday on an island, most of us did it this year but it was called Britain and it was awful.

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7 years

Jupiter Mining Corporation is hiring. RT this message to apply. #RedDwarfXII

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5 years

VOTING FACTS: Voting makes you smell like danger. Voting makes dogs like you more. Voting makes you 32% sexier. Voting makes the ending of Game Of Thrones hurt less. Voting makes food taste better. Go and vote.

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1 year

Bob Mortimer's trending, which means we get to share this video of him proving why he's an undisputed national treasure.

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5 years

@OFalafel Let's do the top 10. In second place it's @TheRstott ! #JokeOfTheFringe

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4 years

Happy #NationalTeaDay ! How do you take your tea? Be honest.

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4 years

We aren't supposed to tweet about shows from other channels but for reasons we are rooting for Dave #GBBO

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7 years

Just seen that 'The Donald' has cancelled his trip over here. Unrelated note, does anyone want 400 eggs? #TrumpVisit

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3 years

A Tory MP has claimed that a female Dr Who has resulted in more men turning to a life of crime, which is definitely something The Master pretending to be a Tory MP would say.

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2 years

Britain. It’s time for a Brintervention… @rachelparris #LateNightMash

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3 years

Shout out to the 3 people in England watching Dave right now.

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3 years

🚨🚨 | Breaking news from the #LateNightMash news desk

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2 years

Over to @rachelparris now with the best explanation of trickle-down economics you’ll see this week… #LateNightMash

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5 years

And so a new champion graces the wall of fame. #Taskmaster

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5 years

NEWS! @ItsBigZuu is coming to Dave with his brand new show Big Zuu’s Big Eats! Food, comedy, Big Zuu, what more could you want? Nothing obviously. Coming…soon!

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4 years

After The Prime Minister's announcement tonight Dave has the perfect schedule: 7pm - Not Going Out 7.40pm - Not Going Out 8.20pm - Not Going Out 9pm - Would I Lie To You 9.40pm - Would I Lie To You

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3 years

#QuestionTeam starts tonight at 10pm! @RichardAyoade asks his guests to write their own quiz rounds, so we can finally get an answer to the question, what would happen if @RealBobMortimer wrote his own game show?

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7 years

8 new episodes. 5 new contestants. 1 Taskmaster. 1 loyal assistant. #Taskmaster is back!

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6 years

An extended look at @JamesAcaster making hula history. If this out-take tells us anything, it’s that putting your mind to something for 8 weeks sort of pays off #Taskmaster

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4 years

“Staying home” - Sounds dull - Everyone is doing it - Not exciting “Saving humanity from my cave” - Sounds cool as heck - Mysterious and intriguing - Might get a medal

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4 years

2019: “you’re sat at home watching tv too much, go outside” 2020: “you’re going out too much, go home and watch TV”

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6 years

If you have a few minutes free today why not drop a mate a message. Small gestures can mean a lot to people who are going through a tough time. All it takes is a text, a chat, a tweet, something to show you're there. #BeTheMateYoudWant (More info here: )

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5 years

If this clip doesn't feature in every 'best TV of the decade' list then a crime has been committed.

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3 years

🚨NEWS! From @Lazbotron and @benwillbond comes a brand new feature length comedy just for Dave! Set six weeks after aliens have invaded Earth, We Are Not Alone explores the culture clash between humankind and our new alien masters...

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6 years

#Taskmaster will return in 2019! More news coming soon…ish...

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7 years

Clear your diary: the very special 2-part #Taskmaster Champion Of Champions commences Wednesday 13th December at 9pm!

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@OFalafel @TheRstott In third it's @themiltonjones ! #JokeOfTheFringe

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4 years

Lockdown 1: A new virus Lockdown 2: The virus strikes back Lockdown 3: Return of the virus

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6 years

Big shout out to the 3 people currently watching Dave right now… wait… ok it’s just a TV that’s been left on in an empty house in Leeds as you were. #ENGCRO

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2 years

@thepmrlo @NoContextBrits No you don't, you can't start this rumour.

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2 years

"I once told everyone not to have parties but then went to loads of parties and told everyone there were no parties and then got fined by the police for having parties"

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She gets it and @rachelparris has listened. #LateNightMash

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4 years

When you go outside, remember to think DAVE: Don't touch everything Avoid strangers Very much no to strangers Evade social interactions at all times

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5 years

Sometimes things happen in #Taskmaster that don't make it to TV. Sometimes those things are because everyone starts talking nonsense at each other. This is one of those times.

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6 months

This is heartbreaking news about one of TV's greatest Daves. We send our love and thoughts to Dave's family, Si, and everyone who was lucky enough to know him.

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Hi everyone, I’m afraid I bear some sad news. Most of you will know Dave has been fighting cancer for the past couple of years. Last night, on 28th February 2024, with Lili, Dave’s wife, his family, close friend David and myself by his side, he passed away peacefully at home. All

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@BBCNews Our suggestion was rejected yet again

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5 years

Jon and Lucy have been married for 5 years. This is a series about their lives. Meet The Richardsons ( @RonJichardson and @LucyABeaumont ), coming soon to Dave.

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