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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

3 years

As requested @Silly_Point_Pod in 48:32 haha

The Silly Point Podcast

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3 years

The Houghton episode is now LIVE

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

1 year

Who did this 😂😂😂😂

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

11 months

😂 how have I never seen this

Nozza_

@Nozza_

11 months

Good banter

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

1 year

Carey has watched Bairstow walk out his crease early every ball. He's planned it, he's executed it and it's a stumping, simple as that. It's not pretty we might not like it but it's out. He's thrown it straight away the ball was not dead. #ENGvsAUS

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

1 year

It takes some balls to start walking then come back 😂 #CricketTwitter

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

3 years

Rumour has it she loves a maiden 🤷‍♂️🏏

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

2 years

Some of these private school grounds 😍

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

4 years

Imagine going to school and playing here 😍 @CricketClifton #cricketgrounds

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

6 months

He's done it again Rahkeem the dream

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

4 years

Wonder how many cricket clubs struggle with the same issue on ground prep days. Out of 25 people same old 5-6 turning up doing all the work. Far too many people just turn up and play. Probs think cricket fairy's do all the work.

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

2 years

Everything that's wrong with club cricket at the moment.

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

5 years

Turn up to indoor nets one of lads presents this 🙄 #dirty 😂

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

4 years

Yes boys. This is what the fans want to see. My guy Rahkeem. 😎😎 #ENGvWI

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

2 years

Public Vs Private

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

1 year

Beam the cunt

Luca Boffa

@luca_boffa

1 year

Prime Minister @RishiSunak playing cricket with the #T20 World Cup winning cricket team at 10 Downing Street.

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

3 years

So after the ECB promoting live streaming for the last few years and lots of clubs investing in cameras. They Have now decided to slap a £500 subscription cost to plug into play cricket. Are the ECB related to the Tory government? Outrageous!

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

2 years

It's Christmas and @si610 Birthday so start your day with a stump rattle 👌

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

1 year

Every club cricketer in April after months of indoor nets 😂

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

1 year

Play cricket is a joke at the moment 🤦‍♂️ maybe instead of pissing money away on the hundred. You could invest in better servers and back end infrastructure @ECB_cricket

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

2 years

I love cricket me 🙃🙃🙃

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

3 years

What a pavilion 😍 Cumber Park CC 📷:David Hallam-Jones

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

4 years

Pretty mental that 🙈 @crickshouts @cricketyorks

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

2 years

Wonder if any clubs have a ground day and actually get most of the players to turn up. Instead of the same old 4-5 people doing everything all the time. 🙃

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

1 year

This is brilliant. Don't let anything hold you back!

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

2 years

How many would have loved to have this as their back garden as a kid?

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

3 years

Imagine your club track being this good! 😍 @CarnforthCc

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

6 years

Robbed of a victim on Saturday seems to be happening a few two many times . Here is a clip of one from last year. "He never moved" ok umps no probs.

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

1 year

Enough of the Bairstow incident. This should be getting talked about. unbelievable bit of work 👏👏

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

3 years

Dropped a regulation catch yesterday stood back. It's been bugging me all night why I dropped it. Just come to conclusion that I'm fat, old and shite 🤷‍♂️😂

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

4 years

6 years ago today I lost my Dad. The main thing he passed onto me is no holidays in the cricket season! 💙🏏

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

4 years

When it's 35 degrees and the skipper wins the toss and bowls 😂 @crickshouts credit: @MikeB237

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

1 year

If anybody thinks he shouldn't be in the ashes team is daft

Vitality County Championship

@CountyChamp

1 year

Ben Foakes takes a screamer! #LVCountyChamp

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

3 years

Wonder how many players actually realise how much work goes into ground so we can all wack a ball about at the weekend. Credit to lads who do our ground! #cricket #grass #cricketseason

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

4 years

This weekend we have lost one of the @WK_Union family. Haris was a young 19 year old who sadly lost his battle with cancer over the weekend. My thoughts are with Harris's family and everybody at @WathCricketClub . 💙🏏

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

10 months

Unbelievable @graynics collection I've just seen on Facebook from a guy called Andrew Thompson. Who's got a collection of bats to rival this?

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

4 years

😂🏏 @crickshouts

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

5 years

I know @BenCox10 makes it looks easy but this is class! @WK_Union #keepersunion #Blast19

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

5 years

Don't really do any keeping drills but actually went training tonight. So here is 60 seconds of me having lazy footwork and throwing my paws at the ball. Might do bloopers reel tomorrow haha @WK_Union

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

4 years

Is it just me that feels like a w*nker turning up to games in full whites? 😂😂😂 @crickshouts #cricket #cricketshouts

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

2 years

Fuck the Hundred the @VitalityBlast is still quality 👏👏 #T20Blast

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

3 years

Painter and decorator available for work please call 1176 8181 @KP24 👍

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

4 years

Football returns 17th June? Yet domestic cricket knocked back till 1st August? Recreation cricket on hold still till further notice. Can't help but feel @ECB_cricket have jumped the gun a bit here. It is far easier to social distance playing cricket than football. #cricket

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

5 years

After watching clips of @KP24 bat in the sky program. I'm thinking to my self god dam I'm gonna hit the ball like that. But then reality kicks in and you realise you're a fat bang average cricketer who can't hit gaz from chippy out of the park. 😂😂😂

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

4 years

When you have cricket tomororw 😂🏏🎵 #Cricket @crickshouts

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

4 years

Fuck off Boris. Cricket isn't safe because of the ball? But you can open pubs? Absolute shambles.

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

2 years

I've seen a lot of negative comments about teachers on social media today. I work in the education sector and if you think teachers just work 9-3 5 days a week. You couldn't be more wrong 🤦‍♂️

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

4 years

Track looks like an absolute road tbh @crickshouts 😂😂

Cricket Shouts 🏏

@crickshouts

4 years

10pm, Peckham... Play... via @jamesjonesfilm

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

3 years

What's easier? Pulling a 90mph bouncer or trying to collect annual subs from everybody 🤯 #villagecricketproblems

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

4 years

I have missed playing cricket massively. However I have not missed the stress and drama of being involved in the running of a cricket club.

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

2 years

I'm 35 years old. played cricket all my life and I'm still buzzing when I wake up on a Saturday morning 🏏💙

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

1 year

Error 404 spirit of the game not found? 🤦‍♂️ looks like he's going to congratulate him on 50? Changes his mind then they run him out. Drama

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

2 years

Rahkeem the Dream doing the business! 205 of 77 wtf 😂😂

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

4 years

Who ever made this 😂😂👏👏 #AUSvsIND @crickshouts

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

3 years

Walking down a corridor at work. This kid says to me "Why are you so fat" ..... If you know cricket sledge you know what comes next 😂 however I thought it was inappropriate to say this to a 11 year old child 🤦‍♂️

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

4 years

Absolute scandal that the West Indies havn't picked Rahkeem Cornwall for this match. #bigguysmatter #ENGvWI

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

5 years

Would like to mark today as a sad day. 8 Years ago(8 stone ago too I was asked if I preferred short or long cuffed gloves. I said It didn't matter and I could keep in oven gloves. Today I went to the outside bin and noticed the pair of gloves in the bin. End of an era! @WK_Union

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

1 year

I'm 35, sat watching cricket bedding in my new keeping gloves 😂 Is it April yet? #CricketTwitter #Cricket #ENGvsBAN

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

6 years

True to his word the main man @sambillings did indeed send me something. Sam thank you very much they are awesome top guy! Now to keep em or use them 🤔🤔 what do we think lads. @WK_Union 😁😁

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

4 years

The second one between the pad and leg stump is much harder than it looks. He makes it look so easy. 👏👏 #INDvsENG

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

4 years

I found my self a bit short on breath this morning. But panic over I remembered I'm fat and had just walked up the stairs. 👀

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

1 year

I hate the ashes being on Sky and not on normal TV. I know it's not a new subject to discuss and the money they get for TV rights is needed. But it's so expensive. I've managed to get it on offer with now TV for £20 a month. But I still feel like I'm getting shafted with no lube.

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

3 years

"I'm batting at 4 or am not playing!"

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

2 years

Driving me mad this!

David Cook

@davecookcricket

2 years

If you're going to force people to give you their email address so you can send them marketing, at least have the decency to not make the log in again every few hours.

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

1 year

I love bairstow but dropping Foakes is an absolute farce! 🤦‍♂️

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

2 years

I Love cricket week 2 no stumps rattled today 😂

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

2 years

When the groundsman sends you a pic of this weekends deck 👌🏏

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

3 years

What a way to kill a cricket club 👏👏👏👏 Refused promotion to the ECB Prem, Because we can't get 3 junior teams. Junior manager passed away in 2019. Covid hit then started rebuilding juniors from scratch 2021. Still not enough. Might as well pack in.

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

2 years

Been fucked about with up and down the order. Dropped from the team. Great to see him doing the business again. 👌👌

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

3 years

This is absolutely disgusting why would someone do this? Some awful people about. Feel for the lads at @Worsbroughbcc 👎 #cricket

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

5 years

Back to reality today and back to work. Thanks for everybody's messages and wishes. See you at Lord's #thehomeofcricket

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

4 years

I mean I love to eat as much as the next man. But having ya Weetabix on the field is next level 😂😂 what a guy

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

5 years

Anybody else watch themselves bat and think fuck me how have you ever scored more than 20 runs 🤣🤣🤣 filthy

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

4 years

Still cracks me up this 😂😂

The Googly Cricket

@officialgoogly

4 years

For some strange reason, @cozzie99 charged the bowler and then headed the ball to first slip #OnThisDay in 2019 😂😂😂

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

8 months

Out ball handling. Classic #crickettwitter

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

4 years

Now recreational cricket is coming back, I can start moaning to the @ECB_cricket again about Ben Foakes not being picked again 🤷‍♂️

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

4 years

Forget about the 50's. The 100's. The 5 for's. The wins. The Losses. The trophies. We have all missed the game for the moments like this #Cricket #theloveofthegame #cricketisback

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

4 years

Ouch haha that's gonna sting

Cricket Shouts 🏏

@crickshouts

4 years

Chin music! via TikTok/coachcricxi_cricket

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

4 years

This will never get old 👏👏👏

Cricket District

@cricketdistrict

4 years

Instant redemption. One of the greatest cricket videos of all-time 😂👏 [via @joecoleraine ]

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

4 years

Bad thing about cricket tomorrow. Playing at the ground with the best teas in league and no teas 😭😭😭.

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

4 years

When someone finds out you play cricket and asks you..... Batter or bowler? And your like wicket keeper 🙄🙄 @WK_Union

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

3 years

Rip

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

5 years

Toned up in biggest game of my life. Great support from everybody. Great effort from all the lads. @Houghton_MainCC @Honeyboy96 absolutely buzzing. @WK_Union

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

3 years

Can we do a freedom of information request to the ECB selectors and ask what their problem is with picking Foakes? 🤷‍♂️ #Ashes

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

3 years

Can't wait for cricket in early April ☃️🏏

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

1 year

When you're averaging 8.5 and you think a new bat will make all the difference 😂

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

3 years

5 mins later

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

4 years

As close as that is doesn't look like owt behind the line. Toe on the line 🤷‍♂️ @WK_Union #INDvsENG

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

3 years

Now this one is worth retweeting. Defo not regulation 👏👏👏 @WK_Union

Cricket District

@cricketdistrict

3 years

This stumping is RAPID 🤯⚡️👏 [via @CA_Indoor ]

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

4 years

You vs The guy she tells you not to worry about haha @crickshouts #cricket #nets #bowlingmachine #ouch

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

3 years

It's nearly that time again 😎🏏💙

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

3 years

This lad knows 😂😂 @crickshouts #cricketlovers #cricket

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

4 years

Oh my 😍 @WK_Union

Cricket District

@cricketdistrict

4 years

UNREAL stumping 👏🔥 [via instagram/callumfjackson]

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

8 months

Christmas day which means we get to post this iconic footage for @si610 birthday 😎 #CricketTwitter

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

2 years

No words😔. The grea"test" player of them all. 🐐

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

4 years

The Cricket Season vs Coronavirus @crickshouts @syscl_uk @ECB_cricket #ECB #cricket #coronavirus #covid19UK

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The Fat Cricketer🏏

@DatFatCricketer

5 years

People not into Cricket won't understand the buzz, happiness and togetherness that appears in this image. An early wicket in a game gives a feeling like no other. That's why we play the game we love. win or lose. #cricket #homeofcricket photo: @philipw65