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Darth Dog Mom

4 months

I tweet about my love for Star Wars, fantasy novels, Colorado life, my dogs & my husband but… I live tweet tf out of football season (florida born fan) #GoNoles #GoBucs with a sprinkle of #RaysUp #MagicTogether #GoBolts & some love for colorado teams too You’ve been warned✌🏻

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Darth Dog Mom

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4 months

No paid maternity leave. No paid childcare. Worst maternal mortality rate of developed countries. Little to no postpartum medical care. Gender wage gap, gets worse when you take time off for child bearing and rearing. Average cost of living is almost double the average salary.

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The collapsing birth rate is the most important issue that no one seems to care abt

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You ever have a car with a dent in it cut you off and you’re like ok this is why you have a dent

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2 years

I don’t want an IUD, arm implant, depo shot, or pill because they all make me want to unalive myself. Men really need to stop telling women who are begging for a shred of bodily autonomy to “just get on birth control” like that shit doesn’t wreak absolute fucking havoc on us.

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4 years

The sad reality for women is every single one of us can recall a moment when we felt unsafe around a man.

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4 years

I hate having to return a wrongly made coffee to the baristas and ask for the right one like I am so sorry I am not upset I swear to god please don’t hate me I just paid $5 for a cup of coffee and wanted a specific one you’re beautiful and I know you’re busy please don’t hate me

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3 years

I want pregnancy test commercials to show people excitedly getting a negative test result because just once I would like society to recognize women can be happy and while individuals without children

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4 months

@TheSpergScholar Do you mean when women were not allowed to work, own land, or have a bank account?

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4 years

If roe v wade gets overturned men should simply not be allowed to have sex by law unless married since that’s their argument for women

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1 year

Remeber when amazon prime actually meant 2-day delivery and not 5-7? Is paying for prime even worth it anymore?

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3 years

Not all jobs are good jobs. That pipeline broke a TREATY between the US and Sioux tribe to protect their land and natural resources. You know what would create jobs, be good for the environment, AND not steal MORE Native American land? Research & development of renewable energy.

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Biden cancelled the permit for the Keystone XL Pipeline. Just a stroke of the pen for Joe but now 42,000 union jobs are gone, American independence on oil is gone and we are back to depending on foreign nations. Im looking at every Republican “do-gooder” right now.

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3 years

There’s some weird incest energy around moms who get jealous of their son’s affection and attention towards their girlfriend

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5 months

Laken Riley did everything right. She was running in daylight, on campus, on a popular trail, with her phone, told her friends where & how long she would be gone & they reported her missing immediately. She was still murdered by a man. We deserve to be safe & we never are.

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4 months

@RebeccaAVelo Where was being rich glamorized at all in this tweet

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tWitch was way more to us than “Ellen’s DJ.” If you grew up enjoying dancing shows and movies he was in them. We loved him in So You Think You Can Dance, Dancing With the Stars, Magic Mike, Hairspray, Stomp the Yard, and the Step Up movies.

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“Get on birth control” “wear a condom” “get your tubes tied” “have him get a vasectomy” “don’t have sex for the rest of your life” Meanwhile they had actual hissy fits at being told to wear a mask in a grocery store for a few months.

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4 months

@TheSpergScholar So women who go to work, own property, and have a bank account are not women to you. Got it.

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2 years

Walmart listed $19.50/hr to stock shelves, $18hr to personal shop. Subway and Panda Express have jobs listed starting at $20/hr. Those workers deserve that and MORE. What I don’t understand is how the veterinary field justifies paying its technicians and support staff $12-15/hr.

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4 years

I bought a smaller version of that tik tok couch 😂

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4 years

I’m not customizing my home screen this close to 30 years old

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4 years

For everyone saying we skipped Thanksgiving, here’s the diagram. Stop your bitching.

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1 year

All of those horrible memes about her and it turns out the only reason this case came to light is because she checked into a mental health hospital after multiple of her superiors raped her. You all should be ashamed of yourselves.

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Tennessee sex cop Maegan Hall claims she was ‘sexually groomed’ in new lawsuit

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4 months

I want to give Drake Bell’s dad a hug and punch his mom in the face

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2 years

“What if your mom aborted you?” Sir I am suicidal I am not the one lmao

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4 years

Dating men in their 30’s sounds like fun until you get a “hey we need to talk call me” text so you feel like throwing up and panic dial them to find out what you did wrong and it’s to say he agrees with me we need to upgrade to a 4 slice toaster

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4 years

Why is carpet still a thing. Who even actually wants a house with carpet in it anymore?!

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4 months

@StewMama71 This was a tweet about US collapsing birth rates and as a US woman I gave my reasons for not having kids.

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4 months

@Drbunde @RebeccaAVelo Kids cost money. Hope this helps!

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3 years

The feminine urge to stop for Starbucks every time I drive literally anywhere.

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4 years

My current flex is that my credit score has jumped 117 points since getting divorced lmao

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3 years

I’ve been playing around with Lightroom some as I try to get back into photography as a hobby.

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3 years

I know birth control has helped so many women but I’m going to be honest, there is not enough research and certainly not enough compassion regarding the side effects. Women will say hey this made me gain weight or hey this made me depressed and the doctors say “lol no it didnt”

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4 years

Got an oil change and it’s a drive thru service where you stay in your car, because of covid. Took like 15 minutes. WHY HAS THIS NOT ALWAYS BEEN A THING?!

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3 years

Idk who needs to hear this but speaking your truth about someone who hurt you is not “drama” or “airing dirty laundry.” You did terrible things to them. They’re allowed to process that however they need to.

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3 years

Whether you like Kamala’s politics or not, it says a lot about what you think of women as a whole if you insinuate the only way she got to where she is in her career was by “being on her knees” or some other form of that insult.

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@DarthandDogs

1 year

Oceangate received a $450k PPP loan during the pandemic. It was forgiven. All for them to brag about breaking rules and cutting corners to cater to 1%ers. But I can’t have $30k of my student loans forgiven after a decade of serving my community on a barely living wage 👌🏼

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11 months

I want the Starbucks cashiers in the drive thru to go back to taking my payment and then ignoring me until my drink is ready. This new trend of having to ask what I’m up to today, what I do for a living, where I’m from, and what my favorite hobbies are is exhausting.

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4 years

Hey guys I left my cheating husband a year ago to the date and while I’m legally divorced now I think I see a trend and I’m entitled to financial compensation so Venmo me xoxoxox

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3 years

They need to make a 90 Day Fiancé: Military Edition

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3 years

My aggressive dog who will not let vets anywhere near him got all his shots and a full physical today. How? Because this was his experience. Cooperative care 🎉

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@DarthandDogs

7 months

Is this a safe space? I’m tired of trying small coffee shops. I’m not sorry, they’re just as expensive if not more than Starbucks and they only give me a decent tasting latte about 35% of the time.

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4 years

Do you ever meet teenagers that are so popular and cool in their little teenage circles it makes you uncomfortable as a whole ass adult because you were the kind of teenager they probably bully

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2 years

After an exhausting hike up for this view he surprised me by asking for one more picture and it indeed was a surprise 😂🥰☺️

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3 years

Because my partner “has no kids” he has the night schedule for the next two months. So I will not be seeing him Monday-Friday. TWO PERSON HOUSEHOLDS ARE STILL FAMILIES THAT DESERVE TIME TOGETHER.

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4 years

You’re not “pet friendly” if you charge extra per fucking animal

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@DarthandDogs

3 years

A week ago was the two year anniversary of being told I was too fat and depressed to be loved by my husband anymore. And yesterday was the two year anniversary of finding out he had actually been cheating on me for months. Here’s to the past two years of finding my self worth ✨

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3 months

Dial Handsoap cured my acne. It’s all I use to wash my face. Dermatologist recommended and costs like $2 every other month.

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I just watched an influencer use DIAL HAND SOAP on her face in the shower?? Good lord, my acne prone skin could neverrrrr

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4 years

What ex husband? You mean my past entanglement?

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@AndrewEarl98 No, Andrew, poorer places lack birth control, sex education, women’s rights, and criminal systems for rape so women have no choice in the matter if they have 6 children or not. Women in developed countries like the USA are choosing not to have kids for the aforementioned reasons.

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2 years

Put a walking pad under my desk to burn mindless calories during the work day. Just starting at 1.5mph to get used to it and casually walked 10 miles while working yesterday.

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@DarthandDogs

4 years

I got “reminded” when I checked in that if my dogs bark or whine I can be charged a fee for noise complaints. Meanwhile there’s children in the room next to me banging on the walls and screaming. Start charging kid deposits instead of pet ones. My dogs are more behaved anyways.

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@DarthandDogs

4 years

USA. United States of Anxiety.

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@DarthandDogs

4 months

@tired_sun_aeiou Those countries also have a very high maternal mortality rate, poor healthcare, zero sex education, no contraceptive resources, an inactive justice system against rape, and to top it all off poverty. Poverty breeds poverty. More babies does not equal better quality of life.

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@FrankieStyless Nothing. I don’t know shit about Canada. The quoted tweet is highlighting US birth rates declining. And as a US woman who isn’t having kids, these are my reasons why I’m not.

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3 years

Rolling blackouts sound like a good idea until you realize the rich neighborhoods aren’t losing power and the poor neighborhoods are going without power for 30+ hours.

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2 years

I’m $1200 into removing a $50 tattoo. Don’t do it, kids lmao.

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4 years

Trump rn

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4 years

Can we talk about how when men are sick they expect all the rest and breaks and pampering in the world but when women are sick we are expected to power through and continue being productive homemakers

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My new job onboarding me: we just need your authorization for a criminal background check Me: okay no problem! My brain later: what if I’m secretly somehow a criminal I didnt know about

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@Cactustitties Google is completely and totally free.

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3 years

BRUH HE RAN?! FIND AND ARREST HIS ASS?!?!

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4 years

Moms are allowed to vibe all day on the fact they love having kids but a woman is *mean* and *needs a personality* when she vibes on being child free and that’s on ✨internalized misogyny✨

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4 years

Burning candles after you finish cleaning is like a little prize to yourself I can’t explain it

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@DarthandDogs

4 years

Free speech does not mean you can say whatever you want on a private company’s platform without them censoring you if you violate the terms and conditions you agreed to when you joined

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How lucky I was to be chosen by you, and to have loved somebody that makes saying goodbye so hard. You were my bestest boy, and the most wonderful friend. Thank you for being my guardian, in this life and the next. Find me when you can, bby boy Maximus 💙🩵 4/12/2016-10/6/2023

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@walksbyme It’s funny because he would never ever say that to his wife and his wife would eat him alive if he actually said that to her lol. It’s funny because of that. That’s why they’re dying laughing.

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@ellie_elizabet “I cry a lot but I am so productive” - I work in vet med 😅 “You need to calm down. You’re being too loud.” - I’m a also a certified dog trainer 😂

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@StewMama71 Well for one, they didn’t have to cough up half a million dollars to buy a 3 bedroom house in a regular suburban neighborhood, pay tens of thousands of dollars to get an education, or need an estimated cool $2 million in the bank to retire. For a start.

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4 years

Lmaooooo my FAVORITE is when the perrrrrrrrfect people of mom twitter that y’all suck harder than a rocket pop in the dead of summer in the south get exposed my god I am never deleting this app

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4 months

@AshleyLogical Show me literally one single peer reviewed study where this is found to have an ounce of truth to it

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2 months

My mom got me a cool gift - bracelets for wild animals with trackers, I get to follow all their movements and see what they’re up to! Profits go to the conservation foundations asssociated with that animal.

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4 years

Correction: dog was so frustrated he couldn’t get the hot dog he started resource guarding it. Congrats, you played yourself and started creating aggressive behaviors for a video.

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3 years

I watch Bridgerton for the plot The plot:

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3 years

I have officially been hired on with the only Behavior specialist veterinarian practice in the state of CO.

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4 years

We accidentally hiked 14 miles today. It was supposed to be 3. I want to die. At the end of the hike Annie still had the same energy she had in the beginning. And that’s on why no one should own a malinois. I’m not even sure I should own a malinois.

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3 years

I messaged the artist cause I deadass think it’s me

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2 years

He did good

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4 years

I was told this was dumb and I don’t understand why because I don’t have kids but I personally love this graphic because I have actually been a kid so my experience is direct not indirect 🙂

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3 years

Unpopular opinion I think fireworks should be banned.

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3 years

Today I choose violence

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4 months

Everyone’s always like “😧🫨😵‍💫🫣😥 you covered up the brick?!” whenever someone paints over a brick fireplace or puts up a different style over it so, uh, if that’s an issue can someone explain how to make the brick less ugly then

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4 years

I registered to vote on Election Day. I will not receive my voters reg card for 5-7 weeks. It takes weeks for me to be entered into the system. I still legally voted. I am one of hundreds of thousands. It’s not “voter fraud” that more people voted than are currently registered.

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2 years

There’s a city called White Settlement, Texas championing a dude from a church leading the fight to keep assault rifles in the hands of mass shooters. How American.

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Jack Wilson, who stopped a church shooting in White Settlement, TX with his handgun, leads the NRA in the Pledge of Allegiance. #NRAconvention

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3 years

Due to personal reasons FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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3 years

Ok but like how do we actually know who is vaccinated or not cause you know the anti maskers are gonna take full advantage if they don’t have to show proof

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4 years

“Five dollar craft idea!!!” says the influencer with the $200 worth of power tools needed to do said craft

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3 years

HEARTWORM NEGATIVE BITCHESSSSS

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The fact we all voted for universal healthcare, student loan forgiveness, support for the homeless, federal wage increase, rent and mortgage control and the US government was like we can’t afford any of that, anyways here’s 14 billion dollars to keep blowing up hospitals, Israel.

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2 years

Isn’t daycare like $1500 a month or some shit

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4 years

Keep bullying pro life people. Keep challenging their beliefs with logic and fact. One day they will sit down and start to educate themselves and in an effort to prove you wrong, will find they are wrong. I’m living proof.

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4 months

I cannot believe you assholes bullied Elyse Meyers off TikTok

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4 years

I don’t need anything from Target but I’m having the urge to go walk around Target so apparently I need something from Target but I don’t know what yet

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If you would like to know my level of stubborn I showed up at the pharmacy at 12:58. They close 1-1:30 for lunch (I didn’t know this don’t come for me) but had already closed. So I’m 11 minutes into standing here watching them eat lunch because I WILL be the first person in line.

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This stuff tastes IDENTICAL to Chick-fil-A sauce and is like $1 at Walmart just an fyi

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4 years

My ex husband didn’t come home for multiple evenings, sometimes entire weekends, because another soldier misplaced nods in the field and every time this happened they would go perform area searches and toss lockers until they were found. But fuck a human life right?

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Taylor really said it may be the middle of summer and 100° outside but here’s an album with sitting by a fire in an oversized sweater with a cup of tea vibes and it was just what we all needed

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4 years

Room temperature water drinkers really be thinking that makes them more maturely hydrated or some shit

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3 years

Uh Emily is not silent. She posts so much more on her Instagram than Twitter and she’s advocated many times in her Insta stories. The replies to this are gross.

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4 years

Going to work sick.

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3 years

Why aren’t dog thrift stores a thing. Gimme cheap bowls, leashes, beds, etc lol.

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I love when prolifers use the “what if YOU had been aborted” line. You mean not be forced to work for a middle class salary and pay for literally everything that keeps me breathing until I’m dead to keep living a life I didn’t consent to? I am not the one lmao try something else.

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