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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

4 years

This popped up on my Facebook just now and woah, if I didn’t need it. Sharing in case someone else does 🙌🏼

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

6 years

Kind of rude that you married somebody other than Cory but ok

Danielle Fishel Karp

@daniellefishel

6 years

That's Mrs. Karp to you. ❤️

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

2 years

So apparently there’s like a weird Covid/flu/bronchitis/pneumonia thing going around and that’s EXACTLY how I explained it earlier. Like symptoms from all of those things but negative for Covid. Wtf

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

1 year

Today I told my dentist that my jaw is clicking. She asked how long. I said about a year. She asked if anything stressful has happened this past year that would cause me to grind my teeth in my sleep. I wondered for .5 of a second if I should trauma dump on my dentist. But I did.

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

1 year

Her face after I said I lost my grandfather, boyfriend and dog in the past year:

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

2 years

Everyone saying “there are other illnesses besides Covid” yes obv. But the point is that some people are testing negative for everythinggg (even RSV)…it’s scary

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

2 years

Is anyone else following this Idaho college student murder case? Because the absolute chokehold that it has on my life rn is not normal

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

2 years

I better not see one of y’all celebrating the 4th of July this year. This country, and I say this with my whole chest, fucking sucks

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

3 years

Does it just *not* feel like Christmas to anyone else?

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

6 months

I’m not sure how people that are in serious relationships/married aren’t fearful that one day their partner is going to wake up and not love them anymore. I’ve seen it happen to the best of ‘em. It’s happened to me. NOTHING is certain and that is terrifying to me

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

5 years

Senior citizens should absolutely have to retake a drivers test every few years once they hit a certain age. Their driving is atrocious & dangerous 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

5 years

*Eats basically nothing all day* *Gets 7378 iced coffees* *Drinks no water* Wow I wonder why I feel so nauseous rn WHY AM I LIKE THIS

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

4 years

GUYS. My COVID results are negative 😭💗 I’m so, so thankful. Holy cow.

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

20 days

Every single woman in this country should be voting for Kamala. If you don’t, and I mean it when I say this, you’re dumb.

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

3 years

Hot take: Nobody is FORCING you to get the COVID vaccine. Putting a gun to your head. If you choose to not get it, you simply have to accept that there may be certain things moving forward that will be restricted to you. Period 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

2 years

My aunt just found this in my grandpas wallet and if I get one like I’ll get it tattooed on me 🐶🥹

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

3 years

People that give their pets away when they’re moving because their “new home doesn’t allow pets” deserve to rot in hell 😊 Don’t @ me, I said what I fucking said.

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

4 years

Here’s a tip for some of y’all regarding COVID... If you’re not comfortable putting what you’re doing on social media because you don’t want people coming for you/judging you... That’s probably a good indication that you shouldn’t be doing it.

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

4 years

Does anyone else randomly think “I wonder if I’ve already had covid & been asymptomatic” or is it just me? Because it’s an every day occurrence over here 🥴

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

4 years

Yes, you do have enough time to clean your house now. But I know we’re scared, we’re lonely, some of us are battling depression & anxiety. SO. If all you did today was vacuum, or do the dishes, or shower...I’m proud of you 💜

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

6 years

PSA: Having a mental illness does NOT give you a pass to treat people like shit. It’s a reason WHY you might sometimes inadvertently treat people like shit. But then, you need to be an adult and apologize/make amends. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

4 months

Has anyone read this one? Kail Lowry gave it amazing reviews

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

7 years

Does anyone else’s spouse spend 63728 hours pooping? Like what are you doing in there? Solving world hunger? Finding a cure for cancer? Lmk.

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

5 months

Listen. I’m not the person that complains about the prices of things. Especially groceries. But I just paid $4.00 for a SMALL box of Cheerios, on sale. It was originally $6.49. How are y’all with kids surviving?!

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

6 years

Changing my WiFi network name and password so roommate can’t access it. Thinking of naming it “bitch give me some money” Too petty, or nah? 😂

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

6 years

If you REALLY loved elephants, you wouldn’t want to ride one. Because you’d research & know about the torture/pain they put the ellies thru to train them to get them to that point of obedience/submission. Welcome to MY Ted talk.

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

5 years

PSA: If you cause us to have an accident while my dog is in the car you better pray that I’m unconscious or dead because if not I’m going to get out of the car & beat the shit out of you 🙃🙃🙃🙃

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

6 years

To EVERY senator that voted Kavanaugh in...I hope you can look your mothers, daughters, sisters, wives in the face. Because what you just said to them is: “What you say doesn’t matter. What happens to you doesn’t matter. MOST IMPORTANTLY, what you feel...doesn’t matter.”

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

5 years

Today, I sold 2 cars and one of my customers asked to speak to my GM and she said “she’s the best car sales person I’ve ever worked with, new or not. I’m coming back here every single time.” 😭🔥👌🏼

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

4 months

Ya girl has been influenced. Apparently these are life changing, will report back 🫡

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

2 years

@the_higherpower I will simply be ✨driving my car off of a bridge✨

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

6 years

Does anyone else take “before” pictures of their body and then intend to start working out/eat healthy but you don’t so you just have an album of you watching yourself getting fatter????

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

2 years

This girl I used to work with-her and her fiancé bought a house last week…and the realtor posted on fb congratulating them (tagged both of them of course)…with the address posted 😩 clearly it was a man because women KNOW BETTER

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

3 years

Do you ever see someone change their profile pic on fb and you have a SNEAKING suspicion that they broke up with their significant other and then you check their/S.O. profile and all proof of their relationship is gone? And you’re like wow I’m smart? Or am I just a creep

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

4 years

Katie’s gofundme now has $72,000 in it. And it’s still going. That is a small glimmer of positivity and makes my heart smile. With everything else she has to endure right now, at least she doesn’t have to worry about finances for a little bit 💜

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

3 years

So the Dyson Airwrap is like the female equivalent of a PS5…

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

4 years

Well this morning I broke things off with the guy I’m talking to because yesterday he told me that “white privilege doesn’t exist” and that he “doesn’t believe in what the black lives matter movement stands for.” We have no time for undercover racists over here.

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

1 year

@CaraLisette This is Jack. He crossed the rainbow bridge a couple of months ago 🌈

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

5 years

Well. The Starbucks barista that has been flirting with me/giving me discounts for the past 6 months finally gave me his number 😂

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

5 years

Imagine having a small dog...that ate small amounts of food...and you could buy...small bags of dog food???? Woah

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

8 years

I WOKE UP ENGAGED, Y'ALL. 😍💕😭💍

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

3 years

Random thought but I love not seeing Donald Trump on the news every day anymore 🥰

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

5 years

@SCmomlife

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

6 years

Just saw a lady get into her man’s car. A very expensive car. Her shirt said “stay at home dog mom.” Almost went up to them and asked if they’d want a sister wife 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

5 years

I jam out far too often to 7 Rings for someone that has $10.67 in their bank account after all of their bills are paid.

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

7 months

Guys, if I’m being honest…I think my simple modern holds ice better than my new Stanley 🫢

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

4 years

Jack’s insurance is covering $1,312 of his $1,400 emergency vet bill. And THIS is why I have pet insurance 😭🙌🏼

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

6 years

Hey guys. A not so friendly reminder. DO NOT GET A DOG (or any pet, really) IF YOU CANNOT PROVIDE ADEQUATE FOOD, SHELTER, PET INSURANCE/ HEALTHCARE, TIME & LOVE. I will find you. Xoxo, C

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

6 years

UGH MY DAD JUST CALLED & SAID THAT HIS HOT PARTNER (30) BROKE UP WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND THIS IS MY TIME LADIES 💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

2 years

My mom posted a pro-choice quote and this is what one of her “friends” said. Apparently if you say something offensive but put hearts after it, it isn’t offensive anymore. So I tried it.

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

5 years

Stop fucking giving your animals up because you have kids, or move, or because they’ve become “too much” for you. Or...give them up & then do us all a favor & never get another animal again.

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

4 years

I put my mask on in drive thrus because I just feel like it’s the responsible thing to do 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

6 years

Fav/retweet this if you’ve had casual sex & it wasn’t incredibly damaging to your psychological/emotional health

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

5 years

You know you’re old when you’re excited about a SPICE purchase 😬

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

5 years

If you have 200+ accounts blocked.................................... It might be you 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

6 years

Per US Code 1325, illegal border crossing is a CIVIL offense, subject to a $50 to $250 fine. No one is separated from their children for the equivalent of a traffic violation. If you’re going to be heartless & invite people to come after you, at least learn your facts first. 🙄

PharmD Dog Mom

@PharmD_ToBe

6 years

Sorry but... If you don’t want your children to get separated from you... Maybe don’t try to illegally cross the border?

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

1 year

Back with his momma 💙 I love and miss you SO much, sweet boy

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

5 years

Okay guys. You’ve had your fun. Preached your anti-vaxx bullshit. But now I just got a text from my brother’s school district saying whooping cough has been diagnosed. VACCINATE YOUR FUCKING CHILDREN YOU UNCULTURED SWINES.

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

2 years

Did I get my brother a sick deal on a $62,000 2022 Ram from my old job? Yes. Am I the best sister ever? Also yes. Am I going to puke thinking of the fact that my 19 year old brother is going to have a $62,000 truck? Once again, yes.

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

4 years

And that’s the whole ass truth

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

5 years

Hey guys- I sold my first car today... A $76,000 Durango SRT. LET’S. GO. 🙌🏼🎉✔️

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

4 years

This is what “proud boys, stand by” looks like. I hope y’all realize that.

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

7 years

I totally get why y’all don’t use the bathroom in front of your SO. Personally? The man shoots sperm into my mouth, he can see me pee🤷🏼‍♀️😂🙈

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

6 years

I just withdrew $1,450 from my bank account and the bank teller hands me the envelope and goes “have fun.” Bruh, I’m paying my rent. But thanks 😂

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

5 years

It bothers me when people tweet and make HUGE generalizations. Like, yes, I realize birth control isn’t as “healthy” for my body as putting nothing into it but...I literally need it so I don’t develop another ovarian torsion & also I don’t want a kid right now. AND THAT’S OKAY.

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

1 year

Y’all aren’t gonna like this but……… What did the toddler do to the dog for it to do this? ‼️ TEACH. YOUR. CHILDREN. TO. RESPECT. ANIMALS. SPACE. ‼️

Daily Loud

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Couple is receiving backlash for keeping their family’s dog after it mauled and almost killed their toddler😳

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

6 years

C and I are going out to dinner tonight and I’m thinking he may ask me to officially be his girlfriend? Possibly. Half stoked, half petrified. 🥰🙃

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

5 years

Here are my thoughts on the debt thing: Don’t have debt? That’s cool. Good for you. Do have debt? I’m sorry, I do too. But I also have a beautiful house, car, dog, & life. Sometimes seeing the bigger picture is necessary 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

5 years

20 years old: Thongs every day, most comfortable thing ever 27 years old: Still occasionally wears thongs but now thinks that these cotton high rise bikinis are kick ass, too 👵🏼💀

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

5 years

Exciting things have been going on around here...I got a new baby & a new job!!! 🎉 all in one week!! I’m going to be a saleswoman @ Jeep 😂🙌🏼👩🏼‍💻

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

11 months

Just a reminder with the holidays coming up that your time off request is not any more important than mine just because you have children ☺️

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

4 months

Y’all shit on pineapple on pizza but THIS?! This is okay?? 🥴

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

3 years

This girl I used to work with is in a polyamorous relationship with two men and they all live together. Engaged to one, dating the other. Me, every time she posts on Instagram:

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

2 years

Friend that couldn’t bother to wish me a happy birthday 🥲

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

4 years

My phone: Your screentime this week increased by 57%

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

4 years

Did the damn thing 👏🏼🔥

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

6 years

How did some of y’all graduate high school and not know the difference between their/they’re/there, your & you’re, since & sense (yes I actually just saw this).......biggest pet peeve.

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

2 years

He’s gone. I’m devastated but so, so relieved. Nobody deserves heaven more than him ♥️

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

6 years

NOT EVERYBODY DOES 7?!

sixers smasey

@SMASEY

6 years

Also this is so interesting to me - which way do you draw an X? Colored line being the first stroke

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

3 years

J has been looking for a new job as well because he feels as though he’s underpaid for what he does… He got a job offer today making 40k more per year with better benefits AND he gets to work remote indefinitely.

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

5 years

This man just messaged me “hey beautiful” so excuse me while I go swoon and die

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

4 years

Just a gentle reminder for my northeast friends being hit with lots of snow tonight/tomorrow: •Your job will not care if you crash your car on the way to work •Your job will not care if you get into an accident and get hurt (or worse) Stay home and binge that Netflix, sis

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

7 years

GUESS WHAT IM DOING TODAY 😍👰🏼

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

6 years

So today is “would’ve been” wedding day. Sister texted me at 6AM saying that my niece had to go in for emergency surgery because of an infection in her back (the one that just had major surgery 2 months ago). In the weirdest way, I feel relieved I’m not getting married today.

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

6 years

My niece (the one that has CDH and had a 0% survival rate when she was born, 10 years old now) painted this for me for my birthday. Naturally I cried. Like a baby.

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

2 years

So I haven’t said anything because I’ve been in sort of a slump this week (thanks, depression) but I accepted a new job offer on Monday at a pharmaceutical company…more $, still 100% remote. I needed this win SO badly 🥹

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

5 years

Older male co-worker today: “You’re too young to be tired” Me: “I have an autoimmune disease, I’m always tired” Co-worker: “You just need to take more vitamins” Oh. Is that how this works? I wish someone would’ve told me sooner!!!

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

3 years

I’m in the third phase of a job interview and I really reallyyyy want it. It’s a small cut in pay for the first year but it’s 100% remote and I would only work mon-fri. So positive vibes please 💜✨

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

7 years

STOP SAYING "I SEEN"...IT MAKES YOU SOUND INCOMPETENT

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

1 year

Another option for tswift ordered ✔️

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

5 years

I hate to say “fucking white people” but... Fucking white people, man 🤦🏼‍♀️😖

Back2SchoolSass

@teacher_sass

5 years

I’ve never hated anything more

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

2 years

My fellow tig bitties ladies…will let you know how this works 🥵

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

5 years

We’re all gonna die from something someday. I could get hit by a car tomorrow. So I’m going to enjoy my pecan pie waffles candle in peace, thank you 💆🏼‍♀️

taylor ☾

@toxinfreetay

5 years

🤯😅

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

1 year

The way that my mouth absolutely dropped today when my coworker said that talking about pay with other coworkers is illegal. So PSA: Talking about pay with other coworkers is NOT illegal and if your job tries to keep you from doing so, THEY are breaking the law ‼️‼️‼️‼️

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

6 years

Alright, y’all. I’m meeting C tonight at 7. My heart is pounding writing this. I haven’t been on a date in 7 years. What do I do. Help.

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

3 years

Tell me you’re a millennial without TELLING me you’re a millennial. I’ll go first. I buy these in bulk. Wear them under almost everything.

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

3 years

Holy shit guys. I GOT THE JOB. I’m about to hyperventilate 🎉🤩 IM WORKING FROM HOME MON-FRI FOR A COMPANY THAT ACTUALLY CARES ABOUT THEIR EMPLOYEES. I could cry 🥲

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

2 months

Nobody: Absolutely nobody: My mother at 8:16AM:

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Chai Dog Mom

@Chai_DogMom

5 months

91 (!!!!!!!) felony charges aside, it’s wild to me that a president can be impeached and still run for office again. I don’t care what party you are.

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