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Funny they never made that final Star Wars movie. I could've sworn there were supposed to be nine. old/queer/they/🔞/日本語/英語🖤🧡🫐🌈🍖🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼

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5 years
AO3: pillowfort: SWTOR: (Star Forge) Imp: Armitage Hux, Kylo Rén, Edrison Peavey, Astrìs, Jayden Korik Pub: Ben Sóló, Ben Sôlo, Armí, Bréndol Hux, Vynsen Costuming, writing, art, & wishlist threads in the comments! Thank you! ❤️
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@PrimordiaISoup @hrmoroz Same in Japan. Artificially low numbers because they’re only testing people who get admitted to the hospitals. And they’re just turning us all home to deal with it just like they did with SARS so they can protect their precious tourism industry. Lol. NO ONE IS COMING.
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@Rhodonite11871 @momopeche Literally easier for white people to find humanity in non-human objects than in PoC, many, many times.
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@FroggyIcon @hitthebookspost Sorry, not sorry: fandom newbies have no business being directing members of the largest site for fanworks in the world. We neither require nor desire "outsider" points of view.
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@WINONARYDERSZ @dearapriII People really need to re-learn the word "squick" and stop labeling every-damn-thing under the sun as "pedophilia". UGH.
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@rjsmith_01 @tsubivv3 Really? A grown ass man threatening to “beat the fuck outta” a child? Let alone that his hand instinctively went to his gun? Yeah. Real paragon of serve and protect there. 🙄
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@actioncookbook @jamesjawa DEPECHE MODE: reach out CDC: please. no. stop. DEPECHE MODE: touch faith CDC: oh, thank fuck
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@Randomguy2253 @rjsmith_01 @tsubivv3 Surprise, asshole, he did! Get fucked.
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@xsupernova_girl @jendaissues TONIGHT on When Writers Don’t Do (Do) Their Research!
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@PattyNest @j_t_starwars Veeeeeeeery telling.
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@Kid_Cornflower @j_t_starwars They beating his ass right here in the replies. XD
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@Ravenari @FroggyIcon @hitthebookspost I don't mind that either, but certainly not in a position of leadership with the power to "update" the TOS, etc.
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Jason Fry confirmed at the military panel that Hux is indeed the one who designed alllllllllll the FO stuff. Weapons and tech and ships. So! Engineer Hux made his promotions as Army Corps of Engineers.
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@Beccaduff94 @justme8764 @tzxAzrael @Breanna_clark01 @CarrieDaivis @popelizbet @AmandaFoody OMG. Same! Mine will even push his way into the shower/bath room and sit in a less wet corner to watch me. He’s very strange. Once he spooked himself and jumped into the draining bathtub, but is too fat to jump out so he freaked then just sat and let out the most mournful MEOOOW.
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@MelodyKush How do lawmakers continually fail to see that porn has existed since the dawn of humankind, and will continue to exist, whether they drive it underground (making it more dangerous) or not. Furthermore, how to living, breathing ADULTS not have the brainpower to simply not go
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@ElusiveGabe @ganja_baby56 @JinkMob @Randomguy2253 @rjsmith_01 @tsubivv3 Woohoo! Name-calling, threats, AND misgendering, all in one. We have a real winner here, folks! 🙄
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@CameraGuyPablo Gave us a very likely queer romance between a Black former Stormtrooper and a Latino Resistance pilot (which was even wanted by the actors) then crapped all over it. :/
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@stormrobinson @BigSkyLuv So you remember it, yet refuse to extend empathy toward others who are suffering. Sure, buddy. You don't even want them to have a journey to self-acceptance. How do you not hear yourself?
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@Istabscabs @BooksOne4 @zachheltzel @classicallyabby “I’m a Republican. I shamed women for having sex while gobbling down half of Hollywood.”
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@Esqueer_ Does... Does Candace know... how vaginas work?
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PSA FOR THISE WHO WISH TO AVOID TROS S P O I L E R S: TOMORROW is the Japanese premiere. Still unclear on if it’s the full film or just a preview (they haven’t said) but suffice to say REAL leaks will be starting 24 hours-ish from now.
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@notCursedE I feel like I've already read this actual article 20 times.
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@PinkNews Just wondering if parents realize that the Internet is forever, and some day their kid is going to find out they weren't wanted. Fuckin' yikes.
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@externalghost Literally every religious family, or sports family, but that's considered "normal" for some reason. 🙃
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@WomnOfValor The fact that the only thing that will even make them consider their actions is if they can tell themselves that we are the “property” of some other man… that says a lot.
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IT IS BRIAN!!!!!!! BRIAN GLEESON IS BRENDOL HUX YALL!!!!
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Also, I was explicitly told that sales of the Hux comic will influence future Hux content. They are specifically testing out the interest level with this one-shot. SO EVERYONE BUY THE SHIT OUT OF THE HUX COMIC. Disney operates on dollars. SHOW THEM WE WANT MORE HUX!
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@cnnbrk What a surprise... the Supreme Court, which he stacked, voting in his favor. Never saw that one coming. :/
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@That_One_Furry_ @Amselina05 “They” has been singular in English for a very, very long time.
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@Cerci21 @hitthebookspost Yeah, I'm getting HEAVY terf vibes from this one. Same twisty talking points and dodging actual questions. :/
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@CorenLaVolpe Soooo, racism then.
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@Justins_tbh @ImpTwins Tell me you have no idea how any of this supply/demand stuff works without telling me you have no idea how any of this supply/demand stuff works.
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For all who were asking, we've been told that @huxsmug is safe and well now. They would not disclose any more info than that. So we'll just have to wait and hope that she comes back to us. ❤️❤️❤️❤️
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@benedict_rs *psst* *motions for you to come closer* *leans in and whispers* It’s possible to like more than one thing. It’s also possible to care about more than one thing. And sometimes — bear with me now, I know this is shocking — YOU CAN DO BOTH.
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@may_maeli @AlanRMacLeod People are dying of hunger in their own damn country, too, and they don’t want to do shit about it.
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DAVE FILONI WILL BE DIRECTING A MOVIE ABOUT THE IMPERIAL REMNANTS FORMING THE FO AND FIGHTING THE NR AND IM PRETTY SURE ITS THE BATTLE OF JAKKU HE WAS TALKING ABOUT SO WERE GONNA GET BRENDOL SLOANE AND POSS BABY HUX ON SCREEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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Who else is disappointed that First Contact is trending but it isn't about aliens coming to either destroy us all or take us away?
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@CamilleCailloux General Hux! :D
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@yjhantastic @clairewillett Can 17-year-olds stop telling the people who lived through it being a slur how to label themselves?
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Bitch, if that script leak turns out to be true and we could have had CHANCELLOR HUX IN HIS CORUSCANT PALACE I will fly to Hollywood and go on a murder spree with my bare hands.
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@angeltenders @lilykonings In which case, did you want to work there in the first place?
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@dextor2x @moschinodorito *ring ring* Hi this is Reality, is dextor2x there? No? Should I call back? Ok.
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@batvore Incorrect. It’s fiction. Get over it.
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@BeyondTheRain98 @Michael_D_Sims No, now is the time to fight.
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@MattPostSaysHi @ApocalypticAwe Catch me at the bottom with like $0.23.
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@anu_beans @refrainbow The context of the tweet was pretty obvious to, it seems, most people who don't have some kind of agenda or are already out to get Ray. Don't really know what you're trying to get at here.
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@viciousdelights And I remember the blessed few authors and actors who would stand up for us and say that they thought it was cool or an expression of love and creativity. They were few and far between.
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@sarah_probably @ErinInTheMorn It seems like none of them ever think about the millions of cis women who undergo HRT during menopause, or for other medical reasons, or get plastic surgery, boob implants, vaginoplasty, etc. Somehow it's only a "problem" when trans people want to change their bodies. :/
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@dianaberrent @WAddamsResists Yup. I’m one of those. 3x “mild” COVID and now I have issues with every major organ system and brain fog so bad some days I do worry it’s early onset dementia. Before all this I was healthy, and a runner. :/ Now fighting to stave off diabetes and kidney failure.
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@iamAmberRage @PanderShirts @Deepstab1 Jesus fucking Christ you cannot be for real.
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