Every time we arrive to a Phight to do our Sword Event Theres always this one specific civilian there that just cheers us on .
and they’re always wearing a stupid ‘I heart my girlfriend’ shirt with us in the middle of the heart ..
Civilians sure are interesting .. !
What is wrong with you .. !?
We’ll rip you limb from limb next time you try to take pictures of us sleeping .. !
We did not agree for you to take such pictures ..
someone ran away at the sight of us ..
WE KNEW WE’RE INTIMIDATING .. !
Fear us , the Mighty Darkheart .. ! The deity of chaos , bringer of doom , king of the shadows , lord of mischief , the great , the Terrific .. !
Keh hehe .. !
You puny mortals sure didn’t disappoint us today .
500 followers .. ! How exciting ..
For celebration , we’ll be doing the greatest QNA of all time .. !
You get the chance to question the great Darkheart .. how lovely is that .. ? <3
Remember , Mortals .. !
Drink your milk to keep your bones healthy and strong .. !
If they’re stronger , hearing them snap will be more satisfying for us ..
Keh hehe .. !
,+, APPEAL FOR EXOR ACC GOT DENIED BTW . UM
,+, relying on big DH over here to spread the news of his DEATH (im gonna see if i cn maybe make a new acc maybe. maybe. this is not the end)
TERRIBLE DAY SO FAR .. !
WE’VE BEEN PEPPER SPRAYED , WE’VE SAT ON A BENCH THAT HAD WET YELLOW PAINT ON IT , AND NOW WE’VE CHIPPED OUR HORN !!!!!!
WE ARE GOING TO ANNIHILATE CROSSROADS .. !!!!
(Please don’t be like the 4 people that priv quoted this post.)
(Priv quoting and priv replying my posts are genuine discomforts. I tend to overthink a huge lot due to past events, and always think everything is /neg when it comes to priv replies/quotes. Thanks.)
(I just wanna say that I’ll be leaving this account for good. No stupid comebacks after like a day, I’m genuinely leaving this account.)
(It hurts to do this cause I’ve had so much fun but I really cannot see this going any further and I’m not rlly into Darkheart anymore!! Baii)
`` Greetings, everyone. My lord has given me the privilege of using this.. app, for my recent good behavior. It is nice to meet all of you. ``
[ FOLLOWER is open for interaction! ]
#phightingtwt
What the fuck .. ??
Why does this cat look like Ghostwalker .. ?? Old man cat ..
So stupid . We despise this cat because it looks like that old hag Ghostwalker .
WE ARE OUT.
WHERE IS ILLUMINA. THAT PHUCKING DISGRACE.
NO, WHERE’S BLAZING? MAYBE BLAZING COULD HELP US ERADICATE THAT WORTHLESS RODENT! . .
NO, BLAZING WOULD DO SUCH A THING. FOR PHUCKS SAKE.