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Duane Harrison

@Darkhawk1979

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It's not a phobia, I just don't like them.

Melbourne, Australia
Joined March 2010
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@lporiginalg I can't remember the last time I was hugged by a girl who wasn't family.
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@lporiginalg I don't think they were women, does that make me a transphobe?
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@journalistew Why not? We already do that.
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@thankunerd @CaucasianJames @kanyewest Imagine being too stupid to know what he was talking about.
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@REBASEgg @DailyLoud Pussy on tap for life.
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@omriceren @ChanelRion Almost as good as this one!
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2 years
@Will_Overgard LOL this is the reason why I preordered the deluxe edition, you people are evil!
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@iamyesyouareno And somehow they blame wypipo for this.
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@R0b0tSp1der @DocStrangelove2 Yep, no way someone with local heritage did that.
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@femme_shark @lporiginalg LOL, I'm not a fucking idiot!
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@mask_bastard $100 it starts with "I".
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@masonsixtencox Most of us don't really care.
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3 years
@ElectionWiz Reminder: This meme is from 2 years ago.
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@imranzomg We don't have to.
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2 years
@ClownWorld_ I think her aim is a bit off...
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@esjesjesj No, they were put in that position by people like you who care more about being popular than the mental health of our children.
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@nonestlex If there was any doubt about voting NO for me then it was quashed when I went to a funeral and the celebrant did the "acknowledgement of country" despite the whole family insisting that they don't. I was furious as she uttered those words, such disrespect!
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@SWCulture Hot Star Lesbians and the Dark Side Scissorfest.
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@DanielAndrewsMP You're right, it is hate. We hate how much they hate us normal people who keep their society functioning, and by "normal people" I include gay people who don't make their sexuality their entire personality or political affiliation.
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@Freshcoralblast I'm going to go out on a limb and assume the 2 that didn't die were the last 2 tested.
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4 years
@TwitterWomen Stop taking up space!
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@IGN Thanks for this information we already knew.
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@kylegriffin1 Why were they next to a Corvette? In a Senator's house?
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@RBizzle7 @lporiginalg I have plenty and they're all fulfilling, it's just a shame I haven't met any women who could fulfill the romantic love aspect of my life but I'm doing OK without it.
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@winningatmylife This meme is far funnier than anything SNL can come up with.
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@BuzzFeed Cool, someone going to tell him magic isn't real either?
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3 years
@AdequateEmily Remember when this all started?
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3 years
@AP Voter ID and an independent, non-partisan federal electoral commission with set rules for all states. There are zero questions about Australian elections because of this.
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5 years
@hollandcourtney His eyes rolled after he asked what we should be doing to stop it, I think his eyes rolled back to look at China and India!
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@bigchiefenkay Well then die a horrible death on that hill, I have built many meaningful relationships with guys less than half my age at work and the world is a better place for it. I also have a strong friendship with a 70 year old at work. Fuck it must suck being a woman!
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@freevoice02 @Wizard_Predicts @samanthamarika1 Now you know why the Electoral College is so important.
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@2000sapologist @Grimezsz What's wrong with Elon? He's awesome!
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@lporiginalg Do it, give his college money to his sisters and force him to get a trade instead. He'll be happier and wealthier with actual skills.
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2 years
@TheBest_Viral The door is the funniest!
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@kylegriffin1 Or on a public email server?
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3 years
@georgieparker Imagine falling in love with someone then finding out they think "changing the date" will fix anything.
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@clowndownunder That's not a camera.
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@stone_toss I'm at the point where I admit racism is a positive trait to have.
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@HitmanNumber86 @lporiginalg I have a VR headset and VR Paradise, it's better than an actual strip club because you pay $30 once and that's it!
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@thomasmayo23 Cool, I've never heard one good reason to vote YES beyond hot virtue-signalling.
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5 years
@journalistew I'm a person of colour
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@MenachemV You forgo that right when you act in bad faith towards your peers.
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3 years
@elonmusk Dance like no one is watching! Those who are watching:
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1 year
@3AW693 I'm pretty sure that's legislated protected freedom of expression.
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1 year
@ACTINOSProject Damage? People saw that we're not going to be mislead into enabling globohomo in our country. I'm damn proud of what happened here!
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@SwannyQLD Thanks to a decade of John Howard beforehand.
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@JohnCleese I hope you're being sarcastic, trying to appease the perpetually offended is futile.
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@TimBarlow3 It's as if this victimhood mentality is holding them back! Nice of them to spell the bad English as well.
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@10NewsFirstMelb @DanielAndrewsMP Maybe if they didn't break the rules at 4 times the rate they wouldn't be fined at 4 times the rate. What a nothingburger!
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@realDonaldTrump Well done from both nations!
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3 years
@unrooolie Wait, did the little girl seriously try to take him on?! Kudos for that!
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@news_australian I don't trust the government with unelected power.
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@Correction2016 OH NO, SHAPES!
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@2000sapologist @Grimezsz Again I ask why people hate Elon and no one can give me a straight or coherent answer. It's always name calling or some vague reference to his "capitalism". All I see are dumb or jealous people hating him (ie communists).
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@abughazalehkat What a Queen!
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@JoshLekach @stone_toss They refuse to use them properly because it's cultural appropriation.
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@QuickTake @business Reminds me of this!
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@mrpyo1 Na, it will be remembered as a divisive piece of art that went out of its way to shit on its fans. Yeah, it was a good game but I only felt right buying it at a bargain-bin price and I felt the same once I finished it.
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@clowndownunder Imagine being lower on that list than him!
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@JoJoFromJerz Yeah, how did HAMAS get their hands on US equipment? Was it the $6billion to Iran or the $83 billion worth of stuff left in Afghanistan? Correct answer: both.
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@screenrant "Relatable to today's audience." They're going to argue about the gender of the queen, aren't they?
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@PatsKarvelas He's 100% correct.
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@RealJamesWoods @lporiginalg It's a good time to make them mad with stuff like this :)
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@DragonLover30 @mask_bastard No, Iran is a beautiful country.
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@JoJoFromJerz This you?
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@DavidLeyonhjelm I'd still rather have nuclear power plants than coal, mainly because nuclear physics is cool as!
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@IAmSteveHarvey I got a new job that pays 50% more, I've worked the entire year even though we were locked down where I live (Melbourne, Aus), I have been able to buy a whole heap of cool stuff that I never thought I could afford... 2020 has actually been a very good year for me personally.
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@JournalistEW I'm happy to be "transphobic", although using the suffix "-phobic" implies my dislike of them is irrational therefore the quotation marks.
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@DrKarlynB Fact checked by Snopes, of course they had their own Orange Man Bad spin on it :)
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@momiji_doa "They don't know what a real woman looks like!" Has green hair.
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@pillingm @amberloyse You should feel silly for still believing that.
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@SatPaper If that was the best explanation of it then I'm definitely voting NO.
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@JamesGoldmouth @lporiginalg "Based" would have been far quicker to type.
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@MKBHD I'm hoping to try this tonight with mine. This is an aeonium I took a photo of at 100x, the plant is behind the blue bird bath.
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@abcnews What practical measures are we going to put in place to bridge the divide this vote put between Australians? Will there be an audit of misinformation from the YES campaign?
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@ComicBook They should listen to him because us Days Gone fans are rightly pissed off about this. Listen to the fans instead of these activists LARPing as "journalists".
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@disclosetv This actually indicates the temperature is rising, more snow means more precipitation and that only happens if the seas are warmer. Those who say this disproves global warming are just as wrong as those who use singular weather events to "prove" it is happening.
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@Rainmaker1973 Why is that shovel so common in American films? They can't dig anything that isn't already loose and a square mouth is more efficient at scraping off a flat surface.
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@reddit_TLCM Because it's all they have and it seems to be working for them.
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@PoliBard Isn't that the chick who tried to say a senator was mansplaining to her? Not surprised!
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@zipjet @JackPosobiec This tweet sums up the Democrats
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@SophNar0747 I was pleasantly surprised by it when I saw it at the cinemas, I've watched it quite a few times on 4K Bluray since. This shit was hilarious, though!
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@PoisonedSalad @2000sapologist @Grimezsz THANK YOU! Finally an answer that doesn't just use name calling! Fair enough reason, I still like him because I like the good things he is doing (like Grimes :) ).
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@Nigel_Farage This is the first time in years that I have felt proud of my country.
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@engineers_feed Play my entire PC gaming catalogue.
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@AlboMP So if NO wins you won't investigate why we don't trust you to make Aboriginal lives better?
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@AshleyLeahy There it is, the end goal was Treaty. So glad NO won!
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@lporiginalg And I bet that fake monologue was still funnier than anything else SNL has done for decades!
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@strangerous10 It is, finally a news network not afraid to tell the truth. I'm voting NO because I don't trust the proposal not to be used as an abuse of power.
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@real_mBrane @realstewpeters When Trump kicked her butt...
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@CovfefeAnon @4chan_green I read a story about 2 people who had zero interest in fucking around or finding out. Wholesome.
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@rgreentext I'm honestly fine with his mum's reaction.
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@RealJamesWoods I'll always love this meme!
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