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@DanielleV_89

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| Forever LSU | Saints, Packers, Mavericks fan | Francophile | Louisiana forever in my heart |

Dallas, TX
Joined December 2009
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@missmayn @Azaleah_101 We sell lab created diamond engagement rings at my store and a customer told me β€œoh so they’re not real?” Ma’am, is an IVF baby also not real?
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@jaesofamous 75% white is white. But Paris Jackson is white white. Michael know that wasn’t his sperm.
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@DakotaLameHumor @nalani96 Cats proving ONCE AGAIN they are the superior animal.
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@honeyy__bee @DazedScholar Niggas so weird bc I put deodorant under and around my titties when I know I’m gonna sweat.
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@___inCANdescent Not even a wave in that hair. Hell no.
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Me knowing that Stabler was coming back for months Me when I saw Stabler on my TV: STABLER?!? #LawAndOrderSVU #StablerIsBack
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@queend236 You better than me bc I just woulda replied β€œit’s pursue. You should know that by now at your big age”
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@AsToldByKristen @Ida_B_Welps They want us to just accept it as a part of life like school/mass shootings
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@1jiare You’re jealous of a toddler.
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@myahjambalaya Don’t forget about β€œLeavin”!
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@nickjr Steve got me through so much. Look at mah man!
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@FuckKennyJ She bout due for a tune up
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@OVOGoonLife @_Th3RedHood @slimfineMF And become black. He got a negroplasty
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@Shytiger0 @sarasweetie99 @stfudoudou I don’t even see surgery. I see braces and weight loss.
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@illustratedxx @DakotaLameHumor @nalani96 Crazy how only dogs work for the police.
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@strongblacklead The misogynoir really slipped out. Carlton was really disgusting.
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@AmazingSymetri @FromNazWithLove @sairasameerarao I know for sure this review is of Whitney Plantation, which is actually situated in the Germanic Coast of southern Louisiana plantation country. πŸ₯΄ she’d know this if she actually paid attention to the tour instead of feeling victimized.
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@itsMarciaAgain Accidentally listening to a song R Kelly wrote that you didn’t know is not the same as purposely listening to his music and you know it
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@GNCordova @IdaBWelps That’s her work husband
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@kourtneykardash Water is a chemical
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@MarcoWatts_ @KollegeKidd You aren’t a good guy btw
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@wunmiakinlagun @FineNFilm They sure do be paying attention to detail when it comes to their fantasy football draft picks
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@thevivafrei
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For the last 2 years, people have unilaterally publicly announced that they got vaccinated. People have told others to go get vaccinated. People have shamed others for not getting vaccinated. But now, when tragedy occurs, it’s unconscionable to ask if they were vaccinated?
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@martyrmade I’m not sure if you know but the South imported foreigners to work for them too. That’s what the Civil War was fought over.
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@itscmonsta Great. So leave us alone
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@mhmwhateva @angiee_m12 @TiaToldYouSo Get a google voice number solely for this purpose
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@___inCANdescent You clocked it huh
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@ItsNotAdamAtAll So do you want women on your boats or not?
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They're starting the bachelorette tonight and this white guy just said "i'm ready to go black and never go back" #TheBachelorFinale
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@owTGreen Y’all be killing us.
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@RealDLHughley We don't celebrate the 4th; we celebrate the day off.
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@AllBlackAdrii @thexcherise So instead of doing this, she had another baby
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@morgan_sung @Luckson_O I got the max in financial aid because my EFC was $0. My expected family contribution was $0. So you know how poor that is?
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@___inCANdescent She’s insanely embarrassing
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@BarkyBoogz @bexregueira Now, is this about TI or Cuomo?
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@Pineapplegc1 @evelynvwoodsen Had me texting her man cussing him out for her while she did my box braids
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@veronicakallday @Savybearlove Let me introduce you to a Nachitoches meat pie from Louisiana
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@Son_ImSleep Why would I be afraid of my safe space?
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@___inCANdescent I just checked out her page. She is unhinged!
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@Splashystackss An actual example of grooming.
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@Camborghini That’s what he deserves
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@KleverMogul No. And I wasn’t spanned either. Part of the reason I’m able to communicate and use my words.
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How can y’all be #TeamPeter when he couldn’t even write LJ a real poem but John Ambrose freestyled a whole piano solo? #TeamJohnAmbrose #TeamJohn
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@MrBucNRight @LBrothersMedia I die every time when he says β€œcuz this hee-yuh 😲 ……………… is Mayne Justice!”
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What’s Htmsctming?
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@YikYakApp What about the racism? Is that coming back too?
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@HBCUfessions An email would suffice
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@SmOoChEs_Mwah @missmayn @Azaleah_101 And a blood diamond came from child slavery
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@bitter_witch @RowdyInDAudi Having parents, period
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@DittyBroker Chris brown did not invent the meet n greet
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@stretchxiix @GabTheGem So date someone who likes you. I’ve got a list of 5 things to get my boyfriend for Christmas.
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@themacheyene @DreaNicole_ Why is he not communicating with me when he’s the one hot and cold? πŸ€£πŸ€¦πŸΎβ€β™€οΈ
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@queend236 @niajanelle__ I wanna start getting lash extensions but then thought β€œdo I really wanna maintain that?!?”
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@AudieLikeTheCar The patriarchy told y’all you were strong men. Sounds like you could use feminism in your life πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™€οΈ
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@SmOoChEs_Mwah @missmayn @Azaleah_101 An IVF baby is still a human. A lab diamond is still a diamond.
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@NancyKauf @missmayn @Azaleah_101 Yes bc it’s the same exact compound. Cubic zirconia is a different compound
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@gfckinq @mylifeiskara Maybe you should try dating men? Y’all can build generational wealth together.
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@bitcoinzay Masking in the spring prevents pollen from activating my allergies and allows me to not spend an entire season sick with a runny nose. Maybe mind your business?
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@f0lake @blakreme It really was goals. I tried so hard to recreate it in 2009
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@gimsonxx @3TeeWick @Russia Not you tagging Russia 🀣
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@chrisvIQtory Couldn’t resist
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@bitcoinzay A person who still shills bitcoin in 2024 calling me brainwashed and stupid πŸ’€
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@BigK792 Stay out of women’s business
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@Shasha_Marie12 Add β€œis there anyone out there who thinks you’re their father?”
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@TheKitchenista A Keurig!! K-cup coffee is gross and weak. I use a kettle and French press now and my coffee is so rich s s delicious
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@mylovedes2 β€œLeave the bottle” πŸ’€
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@nhoodpublicist Not only that but MARRYING him too.
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@sxmuel23 @GMA @RobinRoberts He had her rethinking her whole life for a second 🀣
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Microsoft really announced unlimited PTO for its employees then the next week, laid off all them people so they didn’t have to pay out their PTO.
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@Trinirudegyal_ The little boy is digging through a suitcase for his stuff. Obviously dad is a weekend dad 🌚
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@mikey_esquire Nobody who dress like that got a girl
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@lesheasdelight @BlackSupremeKai I promise my Louisiana ancestors didn’t make spaghetti with fried fish. I can guarantee that.
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@subpharmacist All of that is better than having a flat tummy.
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@ayeitsJOE_x @evelynvwoodsen Now why that howling boy at the top of the list? πŸ’€
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@theyaobansah I grew up with a strict mom. I’m almost 32 years old and have trouble making decisions without asking everybody I know for their advice/opinions bc I’m incapable of doing anything without getting permission first πŸ₯²
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@JaredEummer I never canceled her
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@mesyedeeds But when is their emotionally stable peak? πŸ€”
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@CarloFox95 @JazJadore Somebody out there is letting you go down on them?
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@odwxn So then he wasn’t stollen…
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@msolurin A cease and desist shoulda been drafted
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@SadaBoomBaby @215Skinny He literally is FL
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@IceQuebe_ β€œIt’s giving pool” has me cackling! πŸ’€
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@Grantstyle3 @markytower @LikeDuhh_ItsBre He can’t. That’s why he’s saying nothing πŸ’€
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@simsimmaaz @Filthiana Literally #2 on my ick list
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@justcourtXXX @Pineapplegc1 @evelynvwoodsen She was like β€œyou sound white. Make him feel stupid!”
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@JeffTarpley @abitchrav How much power and influence do you think this young model has?
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@chkenuggetz @flawl3ssNBr0wn2 Has Lizzo stated that YOU not having your butt out means that YOU are not empowered?
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@balleralert And shouldn’t have been out there in the first place. We in the middle of a parmesan
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@sincerelyalix_ I put pronouns in my signature because a candidate emailed me β€œMr. (Last Name)”. Won’t be doing that again.
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@1RealEstate__P Not my responsibility
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@TheDreadheadRed @jiggyjayy2 Outside our race πŸ₯΄
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@Tyler_Mitchell_ @i_D Ok but serving face in every single pic???
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@PHaithfulGem I literally always say this. C’s get you kicked out of the grad program. You can only get 2
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@mehrettt @TeySipping I remember I ate a sandwich while walking on a Paris street and someone said to me while walking the other way β€œhungry eh?” That’s when I remembered that the French do nothing while eating except drink wine or coffee.
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