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I've seen the nations rise and fall I've heard their stories, heard them all But love's the only engine of survival - Cohen

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God damn them all to hell. Every single perpetrator, every single enabler, and every single justifier. I'm an atheist, but I'll believe in a hell if I know I'd meet them there.
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Rafah | Exclusive footage obtained from a private account of an Israeli officer from the Givati Brigade last night suggest the implementation of a systematic torching plan targeting Palestinian homes in eastern neighborhoods.
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@LongCovidHell Doctors are trained that women lie or exaggerate though. This won't end until we fix how doctors and nurses are taught.
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@wideofthepost It's like people of a certain, hmm, ethnicity, let's say, is being cleansed from the area. And ethnic cleansing if you will.
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@LizardRumsfeld @McAllisterDen Her lubed legs make it impossible to get up the stairs. She's literally lying on the floor of the Federalist typing this.
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@naledimashishi Also, just to say it, body count is a silly thing.
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@jenny2x4 I am a serious person. I would not object to Irish children being sold for food. It's not a modest proposal if it's sensical? Why are you laughing?
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@azadessa Oh, they shared struggles with their brethren in Palestine? I'm sure they shared help and food too? Right?
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@leee_harris @tomstrand_ The future generations will look at these people and spit their names.
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@Rahul_AJ_1990 Look, I know there are a lot of rules, but fundamentally if you are outnumbered by a ratio of at least 3:1, then don't pick that fight. This isn't rocket science. This is ancient warfare.
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@Angry_Staffer Oxford. And also, her research was publically disproven while she was discussing it on the radio. Live. The clip is glorious.
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@screenjunkies So, what you're saying is, one woman's two month battle to get a response was not enough, but when it ended up on Twitter you jumped? Sigh.
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@DavidMakovsky The Erez Crossing was a key symbol of a lot of things, but not hope and coexistence. This is like saying that the Homelands in South Africa were a key symbol of independence.
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@benphillips76 "We all want to help one another. Human beings are like that. We want to live by each other’s happiness - not by each other’s misery. We don’t want to hate and despise one another." - Charlie Chaplin
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@BadMedicalTakes I'm no doctor, but I am quite sure the neck is at least moderately important for homeostasis.
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@detachment_red Especially when you chose to be wrong. Like this is the equivalent of a physicist posting about the sun orbiting the earth.
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@ulxma This is a classic Catch 22 by abusers and the enforcers of their abuse. "She was too ugly, so she must have wanted it," is a horrifyingly common line in South African Rape cases.
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@socialistdogmom "Molly! I. Am. Wearing. A. Shirt!" Sounds like (if a dog could text)
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@esjesjesj Holy shit, I thought Dicaprio was born in the 80s, not the 1580s!
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@NYDailyNews How to Journalism 101: When someone is accused of a crime, and convicted, you can say they perpetrated the crime. E.g. Two Amish brothers raped their sister. Rather report on the absolute miscarriage of justice, you fops.
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@_Zeets Quickly Googling to see if the NY Times has a piece about how Tom Brady is running away with the competition. Searches loading
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@govmikeyd This has similar energy to objections when Irish Football fans sang "Lizzie is in a box." It's not just Americans either. There is this belief that longevity makes you regret your crimes. Kissinger has openly said he regrets nothing.
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@surlybassey So many resources absolutely wasted because America didn't understand black people. It would be amazing if it wasn't so sad.
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@IsraelinCanada Uhm, y'all literally bombed schools and hospitals. So much for indiscriminate targeting.
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@Mia_Royal_ @nycsouthpaw I wish there was a way to quote the judge's exasperation. Like that sigh when she says "that is what we're doing here" is just perfect.
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@esjesjesj Wow, do the Muslim not know that they can set their kids up for life if they buy an emerald mine?
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@BadMedicalTakes "Ooooh, you're tight." "Sorry babe, me vag has amensia."
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@emilymkaplan The NY Rangers should just offend again. The NHL won't take drastic action against repeat offenders.
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@SoyRonMexico @JordanUhl I was like Nazis? Weren't these people Germans? Too many questions. Also Jew Bear was not a Bear. HUGE disappointment.
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@Esqueer_ Truly not the kind of person you want to expose a Zionist to. That kind of truth is deeply uncomfortable.
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Blinken just proved that he's worse than Kissinger. Kissinger was a homicidal, genocidal maniac built on self-loathing, but at least he was intentional. Blinken is treating genocide like they mixed up your order at Wendy's.
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Quite an incredible thing for Blinken to say: "The point is not to [tell countries] 'you have to choose' [between the US and China], the point is to offer a good choice. And if we can do that - and I believe we can and we have, and will continue - then I
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@RespectableLaw @amandaknox As Johnny Cash once sang "I shot a man in Reno, but it was actually myself, I'm dead. There is no song."
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@Dkarbowitz @fc_palestina That's 5 words, dude. 🤣
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@neoliberal_dad I just remember when Watchmen came out, and even Leonard Cohen was like, "y'all need to chill with the Hallelujah."
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@kenklippenstein Trevor Noah isn't funny. But Bill isn't funny in the way that Da Vinci was a painter or Mozart could write a tune.
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@Alldogsaredead Also, it took Gandalf 20 years of research to confirm that yeah, this little Halfling done fucked the fuck up.
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@doulbedoink "Okay, I am outside Rome. With my strength and charisma, I only need to roll a 4 or higher." *Rolls a 1.*
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@bread157 @kimpossiblefact Just a reminder that Jefferson didn't even free the mother of his 6 children. Not even when he died.
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@esjesjesj "My enemy has betrayed me." - A confused man.
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@RottenInDenmark Like, the right is shouting who they are; and the center is politely asking for another cuppa over the shouting. At some point something has to break.
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@hebagowayed What's the racist version of "locker room talk?"
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@christapeterso "Rise above their history." Yeah, I'm going to need the author of this to leave the planet. Like it's our pale blue dot and you're not welcome.
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@BenjaminACronin The sacrifice of the Cuban people, both on the battlefield and in the hospitals, is one SA cannot and must not forget.
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@MikePrysner I'd also add that since the laws of war have been codified, perfidity has always been unlawful. Pretending to be a protected class, to gain tactical benefit, is cheating so bad even professional killers think it's wrong.
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@AllezLesBoulez Wait? Is he actually saying it? I am reading the words, but my mind can't process them.
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@CHECKYSTOMPER69 Funny thing is her mom just went to the hospital to drop off a bag for a friend. Bethany was really serious about having her choice.
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@tylerkingkade Oklahoma ranks 48th in Education. This is the push needed to get to 50th. The higher the number, the better right?
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@CapitolPressTN Uhm, I am pretty sure that this isn't lawful. The House cannot possibly be able to pick and chose the media houses they approve of?
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@jamesdenselow @AdHaque110 Several countries include the US, UK, and Canada, should be made to account for profiteering in Yemen.
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@MiddleEastEye Mandela literally went to prison for sabotage. Violence is necessary when peaceful means have failed.
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@Konfytbekkie Still makes more sense than their legal arguments.
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@EoinHiggins_ "Sure, I may have committed a little rape, but did you condemn Hamas?" - Alan
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@bernybelvedere @jbarro I was going to be a soldier, but then they treated me like a goddamn human being and respected me. Nuh uh, I said, not in this man's army.
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@SunBirdZAKH This is like in High School, when the principal says the school has a drug and sex problem, but you and your friend play Pokemon.
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@davidgross_man @robdelaney This timeline where the Onion keeps predicting the headlines is getting really tiresome.
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@bad_histories Pretty sure Malaysians and Indonesians would have some notes...
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@LizRummy Christ, is this why the Maya Calendar was a circle? Ancient Sumerian Bacon guy. Ancient Egyptian Senetgate?
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@MiddleEastEye May the cries of the murdered children ring in their ears forever.
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@HeartlandSignal @TheTNHoller Its been 0 days since a statewide embarrassment.
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@KatliL_ I don't think Helen is capable of that kind of humility. She'll go to hell blaming Satan for creating it.
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@lauferlaw @AHammoudMI The whole, "your choices are genocide or worse genocide," isn't the winning argument you'd like it to be, chief.
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@AllezLesBoulez Only the best arms-dealers!
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@timmarchman @thetomzone Also, the Springboks beat the English Roses. The Lions are the team from Great Britain and Ireland.
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@MbekezeliMB John Dugard is literally known as one of the three high-priests of international law. He wrote the book.
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@isaiah_kb So an 8 year old testified to this, despite it not appearing on the video? Yeah, tell me did the 8 year old drive all the way from Louisiana too?
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@triofrancos Political leadership. I missed seeing this in the Federal space.
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@FaceTheNation Israel is literally doing what the Apartheid Regime did in SA. This is a bad position by Bernie. Holy shit.
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@jemelehill It's because the last time he used the N-word he had to pay a fine.
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@AngryBlackLady The worst part is the author didn't even think or care about the erasure. We are ignoring the elephant in the room, which is recognizing women is a learnt skill.
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@isaiah_bb Just keep voting Centrist Democrats though. They work to compromise, like how you get less rights and they make more profits!
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@BadMedicalTakes Holy shit. This is actually purely disgusting.
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@_theekword You think she did the face? Wait until she shows off those Apple Bottom Jeans at Charles's Epstein Memorial!
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@Alonso_GD Apart from Al Jazeera, I didn't really see it discussed at all. And little or no position papers. Very telling.
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@naledimashishi I am always reminded of the Mad Magazine joke in "A Lighter Side." Person A: I am writing a book about raising kids. Person B: But you don't have kids? Person A: Exactly, I have enough time to tell people what to do! Everyone else has ideas about kids until the bomb drops.
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@khayadlanga I think we owe Rassie a lot, but I don't know if even he foresaw what Siya would do as captain, hey. Arguably the greatest captain in the history of the game.
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@DaleSteyn62 Dale, can we perhaps get some of the old Proteas together, to build a fund, that sponsors equipment to Provinces? I love cricket, but everything, especially at school level, is to expensive. A fund or trust will allow the investment to grow.
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@infamouslyshort The literal reason why the ADA is as robust as it is. Or was, but the point remains. The protest was in direct proportion to bargaining power.
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@JordanUhl "So, I find this jawbobe right? And I'm like Woah, I have no idea what this is! But then I remember a book I read, and I'm like, oh they dumped a body!"
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@CountryDutyZA @SelborneCollege @BonileKhanyi @tumisole @sharonvdross @handful_K @MGreenZA @khemipress @mzwakhengwee @_SaveSA @SECTION27news That young man and many more died so that you could have freedom. Disgusting. I see the Twitter account is also not active. Time to email the school and ask them!
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@henrydavidrex @skyoutbriout Spoken like a true cop.
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@DrRJKavanagh "Police claim" is basically the new version of "Police murdered..." Just, never call the cops.
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@Manglewood @TakedownMRAs I am quite sad. I managed to go on dates and marry someone, and didn't once sexually harass her. Maybe I just don't get relationships?
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@NicoleMSilverio @PressSec @DailyCaller Only the best Nazis respect the flag.
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@FoxmanAbraham Didn't the ADL call for the continued banning of the ANC? And actively spy on expatriate meetings and squeal to the Feds?
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@BadMedicalTakes *Chews asparagus * Yeah, male scent! That's it!
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@allahliker I speak under correction, but I want to say one of the ER streamers tried his build and said it was embarrassing. Like that's like streaming Civ 6 and settling in the middle of the desert.
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@tumisole @zanwatch Gross. Unnecessary. Inhumane. I think we need to find this business, and make them famous. Make them mooi wakker.
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@JoburgBlake @theZAshowcase Pretty sure Jay is a white dude Lesley. If you're going to be a racist, at least try and be factual.
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@MarcoLongobardo The Court needed to come out swinging, and I think they've done so.
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@BadLegalTakes In the case of Simpsons vs South Park...
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@JoshuaPHilll Congress has worked harder to stop a slogan than it has on anything else this session. It's a lesson that AIPAC runs the House, not the people.
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@Moose_Bigelow @willmenaker "Pokemon Go back to work! You're not being paid to argue!" - HRC
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