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@Konfytbekkie

Marthélize

4 months

Buckle up, kids. We discovered our very own Matthew Lani, but instead of pretending to be a doctor, @StallasF1 tried to pull himself off as an F1 "Lead Commentator" for F1 TV (of all things). Let me tell you all about Muneer Sthalekar, real name @muneerkamaar1 .

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@Konfytbekkie

Marthélize

5 months

Imagine this plot twist: Horner gets sacked and gets replaced by....

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@Konfytbekkie

Marthélize

6 months

It's so funny watching Zionist Americans here on Twitter drone on and on about how they're going to boycott South Africa but they can't even point us out on a map, much less discern between African countries in general.

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@Konfytbekkie

Marthélize

6 months

Please enjoy the fact that the lighthouse in the photo is in.... Spain.

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@capean_

Capean

6 months

From the mountain to the sea, Western Cape will be free!

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Marthélize

18 days

Renaldo is 41. The video is from 2009. He was 26 years old.

@TheAnonymous_ZA

@TheAnonymous_ZA🇿🇦

@TheAnonymous_ZA

19 days

@ashleykpieterse Only he wasn't an MP then. He was a teenager generating media in which hyperboles are also used to fish for clicks. He's an MP now.

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4 years

A friendly reminder: Your inability to understand science is not an argument against it.

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Marthélize

2 months

Reason #2908058274937 why women are choosing the bear.

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Marthélize

5 months

This tweet aged like his rugby career.

@AJVenter7

AJ Venter

6 months

Today I am both embarrassed and jealous, I am embarrassed that I am automatically by means of Nationality falling under these leaders ( @MYANC ) and jealous of the Israel team, what a demolition.

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Marthélize

6 months

I love how people with actual legal qualifications and experience are applauding South Africans oral arguments at the ICJ but columnist has-beens, Genocide Barbies, and others with literally zero understanding of the law are out here pontificating how "weak" the case is.

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@Konfytbekkie

Marthélize

1 year

He was a known epileptic, you cancerous, grifting, shameless muppet.

@drnathimdladla

Dr Nathi Mdladla

@drnathimdladla

1 year

Was he a known epileptic? Epilepsy doesn’t just manifest for the first time at this age and kills you “suddenly”! We know what does kill suddenly though, but we can’t say it!

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@Konfytbekkie

Marthélize

3 years

But not Hong Kong, which has also detected the variant. Got it.

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Marthélize

9 months

Ernst. The predictable, dependable wit kant.

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Marthélize

8 months

That's my shirt 😁😁😁 @SARugbymag

@SARugbymag

SA Rugby magazine

8 months

A gift for Bongi Mbonambi from @CityofCT mayor @geordinhl 😂

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Marthélize

7 months

Fokof jou naai.

@GoldingBF

Paul Golding

7 months

Please say a prayer for the white minority in South Africa who are suffering daily murder, discrimination and oppression. This Christmas, spare a thought for a kindred community that is under siege. They are suffering racist genocide at the hands of a murderous regime.

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1 year

She's more Tin Foil Tannie than Iron Lady.

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Marthélize

3 years

Please feel free to loudly, openly and repeatedly blame all of this on the anti-mask, anti-vaccine and anti-science crowd. This is their doing. They'll complain the loudest, as always. But this is their doing.

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Marthélize

1 year

Yeah, you sure showed Dischem... You showed them good.

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@gumamey

Gustav M

1 year

⁦ @WOOLWORTHS_SA ⁩ why don’t you have a private party for the people you are so proud of? Just remember what happened to bud beer and Dischem where unacceptable behaviour was punished by normal people. Now block me as you do to people who do not share your woke ideas.

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@Konfytbekkie

Marthélize

2 years

Hi, yes, good morning. Gentle reminder that the mandates have been dropped but the virus still exists. So if you feel more comfortable keeping your mask on, or have someone close to you that's still high risk, don't let anyone intimidate you out of it.

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Marthélize

3 years

Ok I definitely did not have agreeing with Piers *twice* on my 2021 Bingo card...

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Marthélize

4 years

The only wine farm that would dare post something like this happens to be government owned. Shameless.

@GrootConstantia

Groot Constantia

@GrootConstantia

4 years

Patience. Much as we love sharing our wines and estate with you, we believe in teamwork and right now Team South Africa is focused on saving lives. At Groot Constantia we are South Africans first, proud wine makers second. #FeelGrootConstantia

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Marthélize

2 months

I had a model childhood, I hold four degrees (including an in Molecular Biology and an LLB), I'm an award-winning writer and I manage two businesses while I lecture and consult part-time. And you are?

@VillainWillem

VillainWillem

2 months

@Konfytbekkie I take it you didnt have a nurturing mother since you dont know what a Mother stands for. You probably got abused as a kid, if your parents didnt abuse you the education system definitely did.

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@Konfytbekkie

Marthélize

2 years

If you start typing a message with "Sorry to bother you on leave, but...". Just stop typing. Delete the words. And don't bother the person on leave.

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Marthélize

1 month

Yes, hello? I would like to report a murder.

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Marthélize

8 months

#NewProfilePic

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@Konfytbekkie

Marthélize

8 months

Oops. I'm a global agitator.

@TelegraphRugby

Telegraph Rugby

@TelegraphRugby

8 months

Mbonambi was presented with a ‘Wenkant’ shirt at a World Cup winners’ trophy parade 🇿🇦 🏆 ✍️ @bencoles_ #TelegraphRugby

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@Konfytbekkie

Marthélize

3 years

Today, I got my first of two Pfizer vaccinations against Covid-19. It was a long queue but the process is efficient (thanks, @Dischem Parow Centre). People are lovely. Some are still nervous or afraid. This is how we beat this. It's easy. It's safe. #GetVaccinated

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Marthélize

2 months

Fixed it for you.

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@I_Am_Blue_Too

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Marthélize

8 months

Worth the wait. #SpringbokChampions #SpringbokTrophyTour

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Marthélize

18 days

Read for comprehension, I beg. The number of people on my mentions thinking I'm defending Renonkel. 🤯 OP claimed Renaldo was a teenager (trying to absolve him by implying he was too young to know better). I was pointing out OP was mistaken and his whole argument is bullshit.

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@Konfytbekkie

Marthélize

2 years

Filled up my tank. Evil, is it not?

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Marthélize

1 year

Let me get this straight. @Eskom_SA suspends loadshedding... And three hours later we are back on loadshedding? We truly are trapped in an abusive relationship here.

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@Konfytbekkie

Marthélize

1 month

Lots of shade thrown at @Rise_Mzansi but they're currently* outperforming their most comparable competitors. And they've only been around 13 months (founded 19 Apr '23, versus BOSA that's been around since 23 Sep ‘22 and ForGood that are comparatively ancient, founded 2 Dec '18).

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@Konfytbekkie

Marthélize

3 years

I am finally registered to get vaccinated against this monster that's terrorizing the world. I am crying. I will be weeping on the day they jab me. Why? Because I trust the science. I know it questions itself and corrects itself. It develops. Gets better. It's our only way out.

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Marthélize

8 months

This you?

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@bensmithrugby

Ben Smith

8 months

The back-to-back Boks are not, I repeat, are not, the greatest of all time. One cakewalk and one decent run where they got by on miraculous comebacks. Got a one man advantage in the final and only just got over the line. Lots of heart, lots of guts, but deep down they know.

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Marthélize

8 months

I made that 🥹

@RugbyPass

RugbyPass

8 months

Tom Curry and Bongi Mbonambi incident has become a running joke in SA Click below for more ⤵️ #rwc2023

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6 months

@_Michaelis__ We don't really need to embarrass them, when they do such an excellent job of doing it themselves.

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Marthélize

8 months

Look at this cuddle puddle. 💚

@rugbyworldcup

Rugby World Cup

8 months

Most wholesome moment of #RWC2023 ? #RWCFinal

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Marthélize

9 months

Send me your best "kant" joke for a t-shirt and we'll make it for you. Fully dye-sub custom T-shirt. R200. Collect in Cape Town or delivery via PUDO.

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Marthélize

3 years

My bestie just landed in Jhb. An old white man on the flight kept taking his mask off. "You're wearing one, so why worry?" The air hostess wasn't having it. Told him it's a criminal offence and if he continues being obtuse, he'd be detained in the toilet. The plane applauded. 👏🏻

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@Konfytbekkie

Marthélize

10 months

A pilgrimage to lay my Mother's remains to rest. A year ago, she left home, knowing something we didn't: she would not return. She spent her last days in the place she most loved. Now she may rest here forever.

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Marthélize

3 years

When your local community Facebook group anti-science nutjobs post shit for the millionth time and you just can't ignore it anymore

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Marthélize

8 months

Order your Wenkant shirt (as seen on Bongi Mbonambi) from me. hello @brogo .co.za Also available - Wit Kant/Groen Kant shirts. R200 each or R350 for two.

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@Konfytbekkie

Marthélize

3 years

Messy hair. Fully vaxxed. #pfizer #ɢᴇᴛᴠᴀᴄᴄɪɴᴀᴛᴇᴅ

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@Konfytbekkie

Marthélize

2 years

If you think John Steenhuisen referring to his ex-wife as roadkill on a very public (and - for reasons that escape me - popular) platform, and it's "just a joke", please pipe up now so I can remove you from my sphere.

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@Konfytbekkie

Marthélize

9 months

Kies jou kant: Design #1 : Wit Kant R200 each (incl. VAT) Free collection in Observatory or PUDO to your address (R60).

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@Konfytbekkie

Marthélize

9 months

We're making two t-shirts (example images incoming): 1) 'Wit Kant" on the front (green text on white) and "Groen Kant" on the back (gold text on green) 2) "Wen Kant" with a subtle Springbok theme. R200. PUDO delivery or free collection in Observatory DM to order.

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2 months

Fixed it for you again.

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@I_Am_Blue_Too

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3 years

At Dischem in Parow. The queue is epic. The Boomers in the queue are already complaining. But at least they're here.

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Marthélize

3 years

My timeline is awash with 18-34 vaccination energy. I am here for it. Waiting for those Tiktoks, kids.

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Marthélize

1 month

Has anyone checked on the RP okes? Their "majority of the Western Cape supports independence" seems to have gone missing.

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Marthélize

1 year

Wrong. Woolworths chose not to engage with bigots. That actually says they do not tolerate hate speech, which freedom of speech under the Constitution does NOT protect.

@Chriesis

Barry Bolton

1 year

@Konfytbekkie Being blocked by a company like Woolies also confirms that Woolies chose not to accept an alternative point of view which means they do not respect the constitutional rights off all South African on freedom of expression.

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1 year

A reminder that Prof Tim Noakes is not only a disgrace to the scientific community in general, but also a disgraceful bigot, gleefully sharing content like this.

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Marthélize

9 months

No, we've made light of the ridiculous accusations.

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@TelegraphRugby

Telegraph Rugby

@TelegraphRugby

9 months

South Africa have appeared to make light of the ongoing racism row. #TelegraphRugby | #ENGvRSA | #RWC2023

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3 years

This is disingenuous backtracking after he got railed for being antivax (he is). Now suddenly there's an arbitrary distinction between "true" vaccines and the mRNA vaccines? No. Just because you don't understand the science, Tim, doesn't mean you can make up your own facts.

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Marthélize

2 years

Wait...You mean, when they're in the ICU and on a ventilator, they don't insist on first doing their own research?!

@MyDayInYourLife

Chills Revolver

@MyDayInYourLife

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Marthélize

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Broke my Mom's salad bowl tonight. Been sobbing ever since. It's not the object, but the reminder that bit by bit, every physical thing that is a reminder of her existence will eventually be lost.

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Marthélize

8 months

Cape Town International Arrivals #Springboks

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Marthélize

3 years

I am so sick of this goddamned pandemic. I am so sick of the stupidity that comes with it. But not as sick as people dying in hospitals alone because Karen* down the road thinks government is out to get her. You're not that fucking special, moron. *apologies to rational Karens

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@Konfytbekkie

Marthélize

3 years

Piers being perfectly sensible and the voice of reason was not on my 2021 Bingo card.

@piersmorgan

Piers Morgan

3 years

Omicron is not a 'South African variant', it's a variant that was spotted & reported by brilliant South African scientists so fast the world has a chance to get on top of it. Could have originated anywhere.

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1 year

Having been on the ops team for this event, a reminder that the success of world-class events like these largely rest on the back of basic services (like cleaning and ablutions), and a staggering amount of detail and complex logistics. The behind the scenes teams are incredible.

@CiroDeSiena

Ciro De Siena

1 year

I am just bursting with pride watching this #FormulaE race. South Africans are capable of creating magic, hosting the world and putting our best foot forward, despite the enormous challenges we face. Well done @CityofCT and well done to everyone @capetowneprix

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Marthélize

3 years

Hey, guys. Scroll through your twitter. Check out all the people getting together with no masks, and who don't know what a bubble is. When the third wave inevitably hits, and our restaurants are strangled with early closures and our booze is taken again, go ask them why.

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@Konfytbekkie

Marthélize

8 months

English whine made from 100% sour grapes.

@TelegraphRugby

Telegraph Rugby

@TelegraphRugby

8 months

South African president Cyril Ramaphosa thrust himself front and centre of the Springboks’ World Cup celebrations - lifting the trophy just eight seconds after captain Siya Kolisi #TelegraphRugby #RWC2023

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Marthélize

9 months

Renonkel Gousblom is the original wit kant.

@LeratoNW_

Ｎｔｓｈｉｅｎｇ

9 months

Ntwe e bolela masepa He can't hide his racism anymore he's obsessed with making sure Mama Joy doesn't get to travel the world as the number 1 supporter

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Marthélize

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Clients who tell me "I don't do email" can get in the bin. We work in production, with multiple steps of sign-off and checks to get the right product made. I'm not listening to 47 minutes of your voicenotes to make sure I've got it right when one brief email will suffice.

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@Konfytbekkie

Marthélize

2 months

You can now buy little balls of cookie dough from Woolworths. And you can bake them in the airfryer. Is this entirely unnecessary? Yes. The ultimate lazy impulse-buy product? Also yes. But I went from no cookies to having gooey, warm cookies in exactly 12 minutes. Yes!

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@Konfytbekkie

Marthélize

5 months

@Da_Cockster It's a joke. Not a dick. Don't take it so hard.

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@Konfytbekkie

Marthélize

8 months

Sincerely, and from the bottom of our hearts: Fuck you.

@Eskom_SA

Eskom Hld SOC Ltd

8 months

#LoadsheddingUpdate Friday, 24 November 2023: It is with great regret that due to the shortage of generating capacity and emergency reserves, Stage 6 loadshedding will be implemented from 12:00 today until 05:00 on Monday. Eskom will publish a further communication today and

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Marthélize

11 months

What (and I cannot stress this part enough) *the fuck* is this?

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Marthélize

3 years

Gentle reminder that if you want to support the wine industry, buy directly from the farm wherever possible. If you're hunting for extreme discounts, you're in it for yourself. And if you really love a farm, join their wine club and keep your membership active.

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Marthélize

9 months

I mean I would, but unfortunately our printer suddenly has started printing nothing but LGBTQ+ rainbows and also we've infused our fabric with vaccines, holy water and gender-bending magic dust. That ok?

@Bob37352

Bob the Builder

9 months

@Konfytbekkie Would you make a custom T for me? MALE WHITE ATHEIST STRAIGHT UNVAXXED NOT SORRY.

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6 months

🤣 @6000 said it better.

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Marthélize

2 months

Should I improve more of the RP infographics?

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Marthélize

3 years

This week has been a dumpster fire from the word go, but my cancer-fighting, chemo-getting mom just went for her first jab (after being OK'd by her oncologist) and now it's all better.

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Marthélize

1 year

Sorry but I don't believe "ask around" is broadly considered a credible source or way of referencing facts.

@caverock99

Carlos

1 year

@Konfytbekkie If you haven't noticed, some Dischems closed down. Ask around.

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Marthélize

7 months

Weet jou ma jy's hier?

@realRobertCK

Robert King

7 months

From the River to the Sea. The Western Cape Will be Free! #capeindependence

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Marthélize

8 months

I guess you've made it "big" when your product gets copied by a knock-off manufacturing machine in Asia in less than a day. 🤣

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Marthélize

4 years

Save it. There's a whole industry fighting for survival. Agendas working against that survival will be remembered. The public is growing tired of being taken for fools.

@GrootConstantia

Groot Constantia

@GrootConstantia

4 years

@Konfytbekkie We all want to resume sales, but alcohol abuse has led to pressure on the hospitals. The well-being of the people of South Africa comes first. Since 1993 the owners are the Groot Constantia Trust (NPC) that has ensured that the historical integrity is maintained and guarded.

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Marthélize

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Kudos to @WayneBarnesRef and his whole team this evening. Clear, even-handed refereeing. Thorough and nothing less than is fitting for a RWC final.

@WayneBarnesRef

Wayne Barnes

@WayneBarnesRef

9 months

It is the greatest honour of my career to be given the responsibility of refereeing a Rugby World Cup final 2023.

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Marthélize

6 months

Cheeky screenshot for reference, in case the brain trust decides to delete the tweet later.

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Marthélize

1 year

My parents would have been married 40 years today. It's been 4 and a half months since my mom passed away. We went to her favourite restaurant, had her favourite meal and dessert and I wept for my irreplaceable loss.

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No matter how good the day was, when it's time to wind down and I'm left alone with my thoughts, I'm reminded that my Mom isn't here to hear all about it. Even on my best days, the ever-present, relentless grief will remind me of what I've lost. 😢

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Marthélize

4 years

It's a *trauma unit* Are people really THIS stupid or is it a competition to see who can be the most obtuse?

@PatriotMarc

Marc Anderson

4 years

So hospitals are empty and @DrZweliMkhize lied to us about full hospitals.

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Marthélize

8 months

That's Wenkant™️ to you.

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@Konfytbekkie

Marthélize

1 year

Other things also banned by Leviticus: Eating fat (3:17) Touching an unclean animal (5:2) Letting your hair become unkempt (10:6) Trimming your beard (19:27) Not standing in the presence of the elderly (19:32) Working on the Sabbath (23:3) To name but a few.

@Chriesis

Barry Bolton

1 year

@Konfytbekkie Leviticus 18:22 “‘Do not have sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman; that is detestable.

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Marthélize

3 years

I'm getting vaccinated tomorrow. #ElderMillennial

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Marthélize

5 months

Peak Cape Town. Three dogs, a baby stroller and two bicycles inside a coffee shop the size of a shoe box. At 06:50.

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@Konfytbekkie

Marthélize

3 years

Has anyone been able to answer this question? I'm still waiting for a good explanation.

@Anele

Anele Mdoda

3 years

Please explain for 10 points

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@Konfytbekkie

Marthélize

8 months

Overheard in the office*: "I wish we could charge clients a "don't be a fucking moron" fee." *Me. It was me.

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@Konfytbekkie

Marthélize

1 year

If I had a Randela for every time these touched-on-their-studio bigots used the phrased "rammed down my throat" in the last few days, I'd have enough to buy a rainbow-coloured dildo to ram down their throats.

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@Konfytbekkie

Marthélize

5 months

Maki sakie

@byjono

HUS BINT™

5 months

what's for lunch, choms?

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@Konfytbekkie

Marthélize

1 year

That's right. Stall your Porsche in the middle of Friday afternoon Seapoint traffic, you over-revving twat monkey moron.

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@Konfytbekkie

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1 year

Spare a thought for the @WOOLWORTHS_SA SM team that must have been dealing with the dregs of humanity the last few days.

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@Konfytbekkie

Marthélize

2 months

Who hurt you? What was her name? Was it 'Mother'?

@VillainWillem

VillainWillem

2 months

@Konfytbekkie You are probably the most useless form of existence. Us men dont want you and the bear damn sure as hell wants to eat you. Please go find your bear and help the world get rid of toxic trash like yourself

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@Konfytbekkie

Marthélize

1 year

Anyone else get unreasonable annoyed when someone calls it Watsap or Whatsup or something other than *Whatsapp*?

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@Konfytbekkie

Marthélize

3 years

It's a strange, surreal feeling when someone blames your for their alcoholism. 💔

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@Konfytbekkie

Marthélize

2 years

At 23:57, I watched my Mom pass away. Three years fighting cancer. She was fearless. I am shattered.

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@Konfytbekkie

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4 years

More striking statesmanship from @Our_DA . Smackdown? These Twitter streets? Grow up, you tepid adolescent.

@TheMatCuthbert

Mat Cuthbert MP

@TheMatCuthbert

4 years

@nombonisogasa decided to be a wiseass and @jsteenhuisen gave her a good old smackdown on these Twitter streets. Now she can't help but dig a bigger hole for herself #KnowWhenToQuit

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@Konfytbekkie

Marthélize

3 years

Grief is exhausting. Heartbroken for the children that @lusciousCT leaves behind. 💔

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@Konfytbekkie

Marthélize

8 months

Updating my profile like...

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@Konfytbekkie

Marthélize

9 months

I'm sure I have no idea what he's talking about.

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@TelegraphRugby

Telegraph Rugby

@TelegraphRugby

9 months

South Africa have appeared to make light of the ongoing racism row. #TelegraphRugby | #ENGvRSA | #RWC2023

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@Konfytbekkie

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10 months

Just arrived at Kruger park. One leopard kill sighting before we even entered the park (Malelane gate). Another one before we hit the first camp (5km in). It's going to be a good trip.

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@Konfytbekkie

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8 months

Popped into the mayor's office today with a delivery and was lucky enough to meet @geordinhl to hand it over in person. Let's just say he's definitely on the #Wenkant . 😊

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