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Paul Farrell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

11 months

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Paul Farrell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@DangerouslyMJJ

10 months

Happy birthday Michael Jackson. Weird to think he would now be 65. And yet, if he was alive, you know he’d still be outshining every other star. No matter what age, he’d be on that stage, blowing people’s minds. He’ll always be the greatest of all time! #CelebrateMichaelJackson

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@DangerouslyMJJ

5 years

Oh look at that... Johnny Depp was innocent after all... Apparently "victims" are indeed human and capable to lying! Time to put an end to this nonsense of automatic believing accusers! Investigate, yes. But innocent until proven guilty! Now let's stop crucifying Michael Jackson!

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@DangerouslyMJJ

7 years

I'd be fine with Ed Sheeran being the only one to make it through to next week's final and just having a concert instead... #XFactor

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@DangerouslyMJJ

8 years

Saw Timmy Turner trending and immediately thought, "Oh no! What are they doing to Fairly Odd Parents?!". Only Timmy Turner that matters! 😂

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Paul Farrell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@DangerouslyMJJ

3 years

Live scenes in Scotland 🤣🤣 #EURO2020

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@DangerouslyMJJ

7 years

For most of the year, I'm basically Ebenezer Scrooge... But on the 1st of December, I turn into Buddy the Elf! 🎄🎅🏻 #ChristmasJumperDay

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@DangerouslyMJJ

7 years

Final episode of #Ozark ... "I said... Only Marty Byrde can somehow convince me to partner with a bunch of red-" Boom - head blown off! Me:

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@DangerouslyMJJ

7 years

I've said it before and I'll say it again... I absolutely love Joey Essex! He's like a talking dog... Doesn't always make a whole lot of sense, but he's so excitable and very fun to be around! #TheChase

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@DangerouslyMJJ

7 years

"In the deep sea, there is more life than anywhere else on Earth". Obviously! Furthest place from humans. Harder to kill them #BluePlanet2

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@DangerouslyMJJ

8 years

One accusation and therefore Johnny Depp is the worst human ever... Call me old fashioned, but I believe he's innocent until proven guilty!

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@DangerouslyMJJ

7 years

When you see Pamela Anderson trending and then find out it's about Catalonia... Not exactly what I was expecting...

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Paul Farrell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@DangerouslyMJJ

7 months

Went to see #Wonka today. I don’t know what it is about Timothee Chalamet, but I could watch anything as long as he’s in it… I just love him! 😅🤣

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@DangerouslyMJJ

6 months

#Gladiators on one channel and #WheelOfFortune on another… I’ve done it! I’ve gone back to the 90s! My time machine works! 🤣

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@DangerouslyMJJ

8 years

Willy Wonka reboot is on the way... Is it 2005 again? 🤔

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@DangerouslyMJJ

7 years

Just when I thought #TheCrown couldn't get any better, they decide to cast Helena Bonham Carter in the next season! She's brilliant in everything, so can't wait for season 3!

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Paul Farrell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@DangerouslyMJJ

7 years

*Me every day* "I hate humans. I want to be alone forever" *After watching people date in tv shows/movies* "Maybe I don't want to be alone. Maybe I want what they have" *Goes on dating app* "Yeah, I hate humans. I definitely want to be alone"

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Paul Farrell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@DangerouslyMJJ

7 years

Why tf would you release 12 episodes - 1 season - over 3 years?! Ridiculous 🤨 #TheTick

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Paul Farrell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@DangerouslyMJJ

7 years

Every year, I recognise less and less "celebrities"... Watching Alan Carr's #Specstacular and I know about 2 people on it... Who tf is Big Narstie?!

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Paul Farrell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@DangerouslyMJJ

7 years

So they're remaking Sabrina the Teenage Witch, only this time it's a horror? That could be interesting. Melissa Joan Hart as Hilda or Zelda?

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Paul Farrell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@DangerouslyMJJ

6 years

Ed Sheeran "secretly" got engaged last year... Then I revealed it on Twitter and none of you listened... 😂

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Paul Farrell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@DangerouslyMJJ

7 years

I've waited months to see Rihanna get stabbed in the shower and it didn't even happen?! I feel so robbed! 😒😂 #BatesMotel

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@DangerouslyMJJ

7 years

Big Brother has been on for 12 days and they've already lost 5 people (3 in 24 hours)... At this rate, the final will be next week! #BBUK

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Paul Farrell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@DangerouslyMJJ

7 years

Jack & Joel aren't terrible, but where do they go from here? Kids parties? Can't imagine their music being played in clubs... #XFactor

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@DangerouslyMJJ

7 years

They should get 4 of the chasers to be contestants and they have to face the 5th chaser... Obviously you'd expect the 4 chasers to win, but it would be interesting to see if it was as simple as that! #TheChase

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Paul Farrell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@DangerouslyMJJ

7 years

Congratulations Nadal! La Decima... Greatest achievement in the history of tennis! Legend! #FrenchOpen

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Paul Farrell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@DangerouslyMJJ

8 years

I think Sharon and Louis have a bet going on to see who can be the first with no acts left... #XFactor

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Paul Farrell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@DangerouslyMJJ

1 year

I Write Sins Not Tragedies tonight in Glasgow. What an incredible gig! Brandon Urie has an unbelievable voice! @PanicAtTheDisco

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Paul Farrell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@DangerouslyMJJ

7 years

Why do people say "cute as a button"? Never in my life have I ever looked at a button and thought, "Wow! That is very cute!"... Doesn't say much about the person you're complimenting... "You're as cute as the little piece of plastic I use to keep my jacket closed!" 🤨😂

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Paul Farrell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@DangerouslyMJJ

8 years

Van Gaal sacked the same day he wins the FA cup? Bit harsh...

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@DangerouslyMJJ

7 years

I love the way #XFactor are so strict with the themes! There's no denying that Daft Punk and Sia are classic Latino... 🙄

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@DangerouslyMJJ

7 years

Parents return home to find the house trashed... Parents: "What happened here?!" Child: "Winter came..." 😂 #GoT

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Paul Farrell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@DangerouslyMJJ

7 years

Put film on... Can't hear them talking. Turn volume up. Music stars blaring. Turn volume down. Can't hear them talking. AH! Why can't they just make it a consistent volume?! 😒

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Paul Farrell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@DangerouslyMJJ

6 years

For some reason, I had it in my head that Bruno Mars was doing the halftime show this year... But apparently that was 4 years ago... What happened to me? Where have I been for 4 years? 😶😂 #SuperBowlSunday

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Paul Farrell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@DangerouslyMJJ

7 years

Can't believe how old Kevin Spacey looks... His hair is pure white now! Guess even tv presidencies are stressful 😂 #HouseOfCards

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Paul Farrell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@DangerouslyMJJ

7 years

Yet another game in which Arsenal have been cheated... This is happening every week now... Enough is enough! #BanCheatingRefs

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@DangerouslyMJJ

7 years

Part of me wants to see Amir do every trial this year because he seems to be scared of everything and it could be hilarious viewing... Part of me can't stand him and never wants to see him on tv again... #ImACeleb

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Paul Farrell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@DangerouslyMJJ

1 year

I already miss David Walliams. He was my favourite judge. He was the most entertaining thing about the show! #BGT

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@DangerouslyMJJ

7 years

A year and a half after the vote and people are still arguing over Brexit #bbcqt

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@DangerouslyMJJ

7 years

Me: "Well that was awful" Judges: "Amazing! Sensational! Best performance of the night!" Uh, were we watching the same performance? 🤔 #XFactor

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Paul Farrell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@DangerouslyMJJ

7 years

Ok, it's 2018... Can we have the good technology now? The kind of stuff they've been teasing us with for decades in movies...

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Paul Farrell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@DangerouslyMJJ

7 years

It's pretty crap when tv shows end for Christmas... Don't know what I'm supposed to do with myself... What is this "outside" that I sometimes hear people talking about?

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Paul Farrell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@DangerouslyMJJ

7 years

My friend has never seen Home Alone (or any Macaulay Culkin movie)... What is wrong with them?! How is that even possible?! I'd seen Home Alone about a million times by the age of 5! 🤨

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Paul Farrell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@DangerouslyMJJ

6 years

I wanted to tweet something, but I couldn't do it... Chickened out! Gave it to my friend to tweet instead... It ended up being really popular - retweeted by celebrities and everything... Damn! 😑😂

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Paul Farrell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@DangerouslyMJJ

8 years

Am I dyslexic or is everyone deliberately tweeting a misspelled hashtag? #NameAPenceMuscial

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Paul Farrell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@DangerouslyMJJ

7 years

It's really annoying when you hear a song on an advert and think it sounds amazing, but then you go to listen to the full song and it turns out it's actually absolute crap!

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@DangerouslyMJJ

7 years

"Don't try this at home"... Why?! It's just not a Saturday night if you're not throwing flaming knives at someone 🙃 #BGT

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Paul Farrell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@DangerouslyMJJ

7 years

I had a dream that some woman told me she was going to get me a date with Louis Tomlinson... Need to find out who that woman was.. I want that date! 😅

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@DangerouslyMJJ

7 years

My friend told a girl he was hitting on that she was "as hot as a cucumber"... And I thought I was bad at flirting 😂

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Paul Farrell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@DangerouslyMJJ

6 years

It's the 15th of January and dozens of tv shows have already aired their Valentine's Day episode... WTF?! Valentine's Day isn't for another month! Also, it's way too early in the year to be thinking about love! I'm still disappointed that Christmas is over... 😂

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@DangerouslyMJJ

6 years

This season, Everton have spent about £200 million on transfers... In the same time, Arsenal have made a profit of about £50 million... Arsenal must have a bank balance that would make Bill Gates jealous 🙄

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@DangerouslyMJJ

7 years

Tbh, the album I'm most looking forward to this year is Charlie Puth's #Voicenotes ... Every single he has released so far has been fantastic! I can't get them out of my head!

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Paul Farrell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@DangerouslyMJJ

7 years

Am I the only one that gets really annoyed when I realise I could've skipped the advert on YouTube, but didn't? Well that's 10 seconds of my life I'm never going to get back! 😒😂

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@DangerouslyMJJ

6 years

Tbh, Shane Lynch is the kind of person who could win this and then you think, "How tf did that happen?! Didn't even know he was still in there... Thought he left weeks ago!" #CBBFinal

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@DangerouslyMJJ

7 years

I always worry that I'll never hear another song I like or find another tv show/movie I want to watch or joke that I find funny... It's a scary thought!

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@DangerouslyMJJ

6 years

You know who has the hardest job in television? The person who has to make Ann Widdecombe's best bits video... Where are the positives? She has looked miserable from the moment she arrived... #CBB

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@DangerouslyMJJ

7 years

I don't care if it's only for one night... The fact that Marcus Bentley has been replaced is wrong! So wrong! It's just not Big Brother without him! #CBB

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@DangerouslyMJJ

6 years

When you rewatch something you used to love, but it turns out it's absolute crap... Happens to me all the time! I need to stop rewatching stuff or I'll soon hate my childhood 😂

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@DangerouslyMJJ

6 years

There's 3 people leaving this week... What would they have done if only 2 people had been nominated? 🤔 #CBB

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@DangerouslyMJJ

7 years

Something ridiculous recently happened and I said, "What's next? Ed Sheeran releasing a Japanese song?"... I woke up today and thought, "I haven't heard that new Japanese Ed Sheeran song. I'll need to listen to it". I convinced myself that it actually happened... 🤦🏻‍♂️😂

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Paul Farrell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@DangerouslyMJJ

6 years

I love winter, but after a while, it does get really boring living in permanent darkness... Just hurry up and get light again! I've forgotten what the sun looks like...

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@DangerouslyMJJ

6 years

Why are there so many TV shows in which the police team up with some random person off the street (Lucifer, Psych, Castle) to solve crimes? How often does that happen in real life?

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@DangerouslyMJJ

7 years

My brain seems to confuse cinema & bedroom... Every time I go to the cinema, I want to sleep. But every time I go to bed, I'm wide awake and want to watch movies 🤔😂

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@DangerouslyMJJ

6 years

A random person walked up to me on the street today and said, "Oh my god! You look so much like Paolo Nutini. I love it!"... I didn't know what to say to that 😂

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Paul Farrell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@DangerouslyMJJ

7 years

I will always remember the time I was in school & my friend built a wee mini fort on his desk out of pencil cases. He then hid behind it. The teacher asked him what he was doing. He popped his head out... He'd drawn a moustache on his face, claiming "the pen slipped" 😂

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@DangerouslyMJJ

6 years

Can we hurry up and get over this superhero phase? There's like 500 superhero movies & tv shows per year... It's getting boring now! Let's move on to the next big thing... I vote horror!

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@DangerouslyMJJ

6 years

I don't think #TheNewMutants is a great name for an X-Men movie... I mean, I know they're mutants, but whenever I hear that name, I immediately think of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles... But that's probably just me 😂

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Paul Farrell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@DangerouslyMJJ

6 years

My friend insists that if heaven is real, they wouldn't want to go - they'd refuse to enter... This is the same person who HATES being touched & screams the place down if anyone tries to tickle them... Yeah, I'm sure they'd have a great time in hell 😂

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@DangerouslyMJJ

6 years

Does anyone remember Ghosties? They were my favourite crisps when I was younger... But now they've completely disappeared and I'm starting to think I imagined them 😂

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@DangerouslyMJJ

7 years

This season of #SouthPark was my favourite season by far! So many good episodes... Especially the Tweek/North Korea episode! Best episode ever! Absolutely hilarious!

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@DangerouslyMJJ

7 years

That leatherback turtle trying to climb out of the sea is me trying to get out of bed in the morning 😂 #BluePlanet2

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@DangerouslyMJJ

7 years

When I find a new show, I want to take my time and enjoy it... But at the same time, I want to binge watch because I hate waiting & I want to avoid spoilers... The dilemma!

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@DangerouslyMJJ

7 years

People who get a box of chocolates and eat their favourites first are weird... Why would you leave your least favourite for last? Then you have nothing to look forward to... Eat the ones you want to get rid of first! 🙃

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@DangerouslyMJJ

7 years

"Sometimes you get true love... Sometimes you get macaroni salad"

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@DangerouslyMJJ

6 years

The problem with snow is that it doesn't stick around for long... "Look it's sno - oh, it's gone!" If I have to suffer through boiling hot temperatures in summer, I want a decent amount of snow in winter! ❄️

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@DangerouslyMJJ

7 years

Nope! 'Kevin Hart to re-make Mrs Doubtfire after Jumanji'

Kevin Hart wants to re-make Mrs Doubtfire after Jumanji

The Robin Williams tribute continues.

www.digitalspy.com

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@DangerouslyMJJ

6 years

When you're watching a tv show and you think, "They would never say that!", like you know the character better than the writers...

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@DangerouslyMJJ

7 years

Watching #MrRobot and thinking that I'd like to go as Elliot for Halloween... Then I realise that that's how I dress every day of the year anyway 😂

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@DangerouslyMJJ

7 years

Son: "Dad, what does that boy have on his face?" Me: "Uh... 😅" Bit inappropriate for a children's cartoon, is it not? 😂 #Pokemon

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Paul Farrell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@DangerouslyMJJ

7 years

It's weird how things change... Remember when they used to say, "Never work with children or animals"? Now, all the best actors around are children and no one wants to work with middle aged men 😬

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Paul Farrell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@DangerouslyMJJ

7 years

How exactly do you duet with someone that doesn't sing? 🤔 #XFactorFinal

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Paul Farrell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@DangerouslyMJJ

7 years

Baby Daddy & Scream Queens have been cancelled now? Stop cancelling everything! There's nothing left to watch!

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@DangerouslyMJJ

7 years

Arya & Sansa back together! Starks reunited for the first time since episode 1. This is going too well. Something terrible is coming... #GoT

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@DangerouslyMJJ

6 years

Always said that if I created a tv show, I'd pick a name out of a hat, wouldn't look at it until the final episode & then kill that character. But now that they're considering killing off a character (probably Jay) in the last episode of #ModernFamily , I've gone off that idea 😂

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Paul Farrell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@DangerouslyMJJ

6 years

I will always remember when Kim Jong-il died and my wee cousin turned to me and said, "Oh no! Kim Jong-il is dead! How will they make another Hangover movie without him?" 😬😂

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Paul Farrell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@DangerouslyMJJ

7 years

Finally got around to watching #Skam ... So good! Although, I don't know why everyone is obsessed with season 3... So unrealistic... As if Even could get a guy like Isak... Isak is way out of Even's league! 😛😂

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@DangerouslyMJJ

7 years

So apparently they're considering banning pre-flight drinks... In that case, I doubt any Scottish person will travel by plane ever again... I know some people who can't walk to the end of the street without alcohol 😂

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Paul Farrell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@DangerouslyMJJ

7 years

If you woke up tomorrow with super powers, what would you choose to be?

Superhero

57

Supervillain

75

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Paul Farrell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@DangerouslyMJJ

7 years

Merry Christmas! 🎄🎅🏻

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Paul Farrell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@DangerouslyMJJ

6 years

My account has been having problems for the last couple of days... Tried to get help from Twitter... Absolute nightmare! For a service which specialises in instant messaging, they sure do things slowly!

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Paul Farrell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@DangerouslyMJJ

6 years

I could support my son on just about anything... I'd be happy regardless of his choices... But if he ever told me he didn't like Pokemon, we'd have problems! That's just not acceptable! 😑😂

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Paul Farrell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@DangerouslyMJJ

7 years

I've heard a few rumours that they're considering killing off Mike because Finn Wolfhard is "outshining" the rest of the cast... Nonsense! The reason he's shining so brightly right now is because he's brilliant! They'd be foolish to get rid of him! #StrangerThings

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Paul Farrell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@DangerouslyMJJ

7 years

At the start of summer, everyone always says, "Have a good summer! Enjoy yourself!"... We need something to say at the start of winter... Something like, "Good luck! Hope to see you on the other side!" ☃️😂

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Paul Farrell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@DangerouslyMJJ

7 years

Do you wish your partner were...

More attractive

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More intelligent

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Bigger... 😶

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Nothing - they're perfect

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Paul Farrell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@DangerouslyMJJ

6 years

Kinda annoying when you watch #DragonsDen and think, "That's such an obvious solution to that problem! Why didn't I think of that?" I could be so rich by now! 😂

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Paul Farrell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@DangerouslyMJJ

3 years

If you want something delivered, I wouldn’t use @Hermesparcels … They claim to have delivered my parcel. No parcel came. And this is the “proof of delivery” photo they took… Awful service!

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Paul Farrell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@DangerouslyMJJ

6 years

I don't understand why critics are being so hard on #IFeelPretty It's actually quite funny AND promotes body positivity! What's to dislike? This is why no one listens to critics!

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Paul Farrell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@DangerouslyMJJ

6 years

If time travel existed and we were able to go to some utopia future world, surely everyone would go immediately... But if we all jumped to the future, the future wouldn't exist, would it? So would we even have time travelled? 🤔 Time travel is confusing 😂

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Paul Farrell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@DangerouslyMJJ

7 years

Whoever decided to put Murray and Nadal on at the same time... I hate you! 😑 #Wimbledon

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Paul Farrell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@DangerouslyMJJ

6 years

Reporter: "Are you sexist?" Phil Neville: "No" Well what did they expect him to say? Who in their right mind is going to say yes to that?! Stupid question!

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Paul Farrell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@DangerouslyMJJ

6 years

Which cartoon is best?

The Simpsons

79

Rick and Morty

36

Family Guy

17

South Park

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