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Danger Cats

@DangerCats69

3 months

3 mustyqueers are riding bareback across the CoUNTry once again....

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Danger Cats

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23 days

CSIS is now investigating comedian Shane Gillis' performance for possibly violating Canadian speech laws after his performance in Toronto

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22 days

This is a joke dummies.

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6 years

Heroes get remembered, but legends never die. #dc69

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4 months

Best response we've ever heard to chuckin' some knockers around... "I got drunk and whipped my tits out at an Oilers game...fuck you if you don't like it!" What an angel

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4 years

@Dean_Murdoch is a Canadian National Treasure.

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7 years

No matter what day of the week it is, white sunglasses are fuckin gay.

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7 years

Shotgunning twisted teas is like blowing your cousin. You know it’s wrong and gay but ya do it anyways.

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@DangerCats69

6 years

If You thought the chick dumpin her cans out for the @Capitals couldn’t be one upped.... you were absolutely incorrect.

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@DangerCats69

6 years

This is why I fuckin love @NikkiSixx , die hard Crüe fan since I was 13 and seen Tony Trujillo’s part on @TransWorldSKATE In Bloom where he rips to Kickstart My Heart.

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6 years

@brandonfried Let me know when you’ve sold over 100 million albums, sold out arenas for decades and been together 40 years hot shot.

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6 years

Why does every moron post “OMG it snowed” first snow fall of every year. If I was in Tahiti, that post would make sense. But for fuck sakes it’s an annual thing in Canada you dense cunts.

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5 years

Homeboy shreddin Slayer on his balcony in Italy 🤘🏼 #dangercats69

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5 years

#GretaInAlberta

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7 years

If you don’t measure shit in cunt hairs did you even really measure it? #dc69

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Danger Cats

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6 years

If you are hating on @ovi8 partying this hard. I’m gonna assume you are the fuck stick that thinks snitching on co-workers to the boss is the right thing to do. Sidelining little bitches.

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Danger Cats

@DangerCats69

7 years

What’s it like being the laughing stock of the world @JustinTrudeau ? Could go down as the dumbest mother fucker ever. Now that’s an achievement.

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@DangerCats69

10 days

#BreakingNews After the acquisition of Tim Horton's from an Indian billionaire, the franchise revealed a name change and released photos of the new location look.

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@DangerCats69

8 months

The province of BC is thriving so hard even the Premier now has time to weigh on what’s deemed comedy… @samwalkerlive reporting live from an undisclosed seniors nursery closet.

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Danger Cats

@DangerCats69

6 years

If you are over the age of 20 and certain words hurt your feelings. Do us all a favour and get a real fuckin problem like being broke, a drunk or fuck even a job would work.

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Danger Cats

@DangerCats69

5 months

Comedian @samwalkerlive responds to the controversy about Robert Pickton joke that sparked outrage across Canada.

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Danger Cats

@DangerCats69

7 years

I fuckin hate the show Friends but @MatthewPerry you just gained a new fan my friend.

What The F*** Facts

@WhatTheFFacts

7 years

In fifth grade, future "Friends" actor Matthew Perry and a friend beat up future Canadian prime minister Justin Trudeau.

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Danger Cats

@DangerCats69

7 years

Very Sad news to hear from Humbolt,SK. Sending positive vibes and love from us and all the cats out there.

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Danger Cats

@DangerCats69

6 years

Fuck Leo shut it down ya dumb fuck. Without them pipelines you won’t be flying around them hoes in a private jet, sit the fuck down.

Leonardo DiCaprio

@LeoDiCaprio

6 years

Sign the petition and stand in solidarity with @unistotencamp as they fight to protect their lands from a proposed pipeline.

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Danger Cats

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6 years

Fuck it just disgusts me to see Christmas decorations first week of October. You people are sick in the head.

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Danger Cats

@DangerCats69

7 years

If you own designer clothing but live at your parents house. You are an absolute fuckin moron.

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@DangerCats69

7 months

“They wanna be Danger Cats…well they’re gonna be in danger" David Bowie 2024 CityNews Winnipeg

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Danger Cats

@DangerCats69

4 years

Remember that time you told veterans "we simply just don’t have enough to give at the moment" Weird right.

CBC Sports

@cbcsports

4 years

"Those discussions are ongoing." PM @JustinTrudeau responds to the CFL asking the federal government for $150 million to help cope with the shutdown

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Danger Cats

@DangerCats69

6 years

Well Uncle Hack has been permanently banned from Twitter, any accounts you see with his name is not him He will also be taking this account over.

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Danger Cats

@DangerCats69

6 years

Unpopular opinion: no one gives a fuck about you or your unpopular opinion.

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Danger Cats

@DangerCats69

7 years

Posting a selfie with your ass out flexed doesn’t make you a fitness model. You’re just be another whore with Instagram.

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Danger Cats

@DangerCats69

7 years

Dear white bitches, You’re gonna have to find a new basic clothing item, we got jean jackets on lock down ya dumb hoes. Sincerely, Tha Cats

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Danger Cats

@DangerCats69

7 years

Where were all these slutty teachers when i was in high school?!

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Danger Cats

@DangerCats69

6 years

RIP Ray Emery. You were one tough son of a bitch and loved to giver off the ice too. The game needs more guys like you.

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Danger Cats

@DangerCats69

5 years

GOALIE FIGHT! FUCK ME RUNNIN BOYS THIS IS HOCKEY. #BOA

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Danger Cats

@DangerCats69

6 years

Winnipeg fucks with the Cats. #Dangercats69

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Danger Cats

@DangerCats69

6 years

You know a mans been defeated when he’s driving a mini van.

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Danger Cats

@DangerCats69

6 years

If you’re havin a shit day. Just remember.... It’s better to be pissed off than pissed on.

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Danger Cats

@DangerCats69

6 years

Fun fact: 2% of Canadians actually give a fuck about the @CFL grey cup. 100% of Canadians use the Grey Cup as an excuse to get absolutely black out on a Sunday. #CanadianHistory

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Danger Cats

@DangerCats69

6 years

If ya ask me men started acting like pussies as soon as @TwistedTea came around. Went from hard working beer guzzling animals to tea sipping offended pansies over night.

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Danger Cats

@DangerCats69

5 years

Bottom of the league to cup champs. Take a fuckin note or 30 @EdmontonOilers .

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Danger Cats

@DangerCats69

7 years

Even our strippers are tough as fuck here.

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Danger Cats

@DangerCats69

5 years

Could you imagine a flight in the 70s. Smoking, drinking with a dash of women beating their children. Find me a better time.

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Danger Cats

@DangerCats69

6 years

If this new generation would just shut the fuck Up and eat some ass. Might just level em out.

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Danger Cats

@DangerCats69

7 years

#BellLetsTalk never be ashamed to ask for help. Someone out there is always willing to listen and get you to the place you need to be!

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Danger Cats

@DangerCats69

7 years

Sandstorm by Darude has a direct line to the “let’s get fucked fast” nerve in my cranium.

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Danger Cats

@DangerCats69

7 years

People that have small dogs are worse than first time parents.

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Danger Cats

@DangerCats69

6 years

To clear up some shit, no we are not racist at all. We just hate dumb ass people. Which just so happens to come in different shapes, colours and sizes.

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Danger Cats

@DangerCats69

8 months

It’s been a slice ✌️

YEGWAVE

@yegwave

8 months

New ‘Online Harms Act’ in Canada contains fines up to $70K for hate speech & life imprisonment for “particularly egregious cases”

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Danger Cats

@DangerCats69

6 years

If you have ever used the term “dog mom/dad” or referred to yourself as a parent to a pet. Congrats you are the reason the world has got this stupid, when you talk it rots brain cells. So congrats you sick twisted fuck you ruined the earth.

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Danger Cats

@DangerCats69

7 years

If you’re the kind of person to wear pyjama pants in Public, I hope you live a lonely life you pathetic piece of flesh.

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Danger Cats

@DangerCats69

6 years

Way to ruin the trade dead line @TSN_Sports . That dip shit couldn’t make a decent trade with McDonalds hockey cards.

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@DangerCats69

6 years

It’s amazing honestly how the human race has made it this far if you really think of it. Considering now adays a fuckin word can send someone into a absolute mental breakdown.

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@DangerCats69

6 years

Saskatchewan fuckin parties 🤘🏿🤘🏿

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@DangerCats69

6 years

Can we just stop calling them “home businesses” and just get right back to pyramid schemes already?

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@DangerCats69

6 years

Assault is a term used by pussies. “He assaulted me”😢 Shut the fuck up Carl quit being a snitch and get your ass in the fight.

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6 years

You know what I’ll say it. @McDonalds has better coffee than @TimHortons .

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6 years

Lest we forget.

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7 years

Titty Tuesday with the Danger Cats

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@DangerCats69

7 years

Ladies and gentlemen this is your PM, doesn’t know you have to show your FAC in 🇨🇦 to purchase a fire arm. Still number 1 in the moron department.

Justin Trudeau

@JustinTrudeau

7 years

We’re also introducing stronger and more rigorous background checks on gun sales. And if you want to buy a gun, by law you’ll have to show a license at the point of purchase. Right now that’s not a requirement.

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Danger Cats

@DangerCats69

6 years

Girls will look you dead in the eye and tell you “I could never be a stripper, their whores.” But two weeks earlier got spit roasted by the first line of the local Jr Hockey team.

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Danger Cats

@DangerCats69

6 years

24 hours in and you’ve been the best prime minister in the last two years.

Globalnews.ca

@globalnews

6 years

Aiden Anderson, 15, who suffers from a heart condition, will be granted his wish of being prime minister of Canada for the day, thanks to Make-A-Wish.

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Danger Cats

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7 years

If you’ve paid for nudes you might just be the most pathetic virgin I’ve ever heard of.

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@DangerCats69

7 years

I’m starting to realize the broads that hate on us either A.) their nudes ended up on the snap or B.) they’ve just never got their ass ate by one of the cats.

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Danger Cats

@DangerCats69

7 years

What has two thumbs and could give two flying fucks about the Kardashians? That’s right! Every fuckin Danger Cat one there.

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Danger Cats

@DangerCats69

6 years

Liberals when facts and science are laid out in front of them.

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Danger Cats

@DangerCats69

7 years

Shout out to SG.

Sean Amato

@JSJamato

7 years

A Spruce Grove Tempo station is making a strongly worded political statement tonight. Some customers are applauding, others call it “inappropriate”. @ctvedmonton #yeg #abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli

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Danger Cats

@DangerCats69

1 year

@samwalkerlive hits the streets of Edmonton delivering cold hard news.

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Danger Cats

@DangerCats69

7 years

Ok 2017 was full of fuckin idiots identifying as shit. Can we get back to the days where we would just kick the fuck outta the rejects so they'll shut the fuck up again? #Make2k18Great

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Danger Cats

@DangerCats69

7 years

If you’re kid is screaming in a airport at 6am and you ain’t beating the absolute piss outta it. I hope you have a shit life cause that’s how good your parenting skills are.

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Danger Cats

@DangerCats69

5 years

Battle of Alberta 🙌

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@DangerCats69

6 years

Glad too see all the “dog moms” had a wonderful day. Wonder how awkward it was having to A. Get fucked by a dog and also B. Give birth to a K-9. Welp anyways back to being a lonely bitch for all y’all today anyways.

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Danger Cats

@DangerCats69

6 years

*Take giant bite of grub* Waitress walks up immediately “How’s everything taste?” “Hgghhhjhhissspspsphgooood”

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@DangerCats69

7 years

Why do females feel the need to scream like fuckin baboons when a fight breaks out.

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@DangerCats69

6 years

Could you imagine being @KylieJenner claiming your self made after your sister sucked a dick to kickstart your fame? The nerve of some people am I right.

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Danger Cats

@DangerCats69

6 years

What ever the @GoldenKnights are on right now, I’ll take a sprinkle of that. #NoseNachos

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Danger Cats

@DangerCats69

6 years

Ol @JustinTrudeau back at it again, @UncleHack69 tried to ask about #kindermorgan and the results....

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@DangerCats69

6 years

Listening to Americans make a big deal about Trump fuckin a pornstar is ridiculous. @JustinTrudeau sexually assaulted a woman at a outdoor concert and walks away Scott free. You liberal pansies would of hung em to dry if it was a conservative to do so.

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Danger Cats

@DangerCats69

6 years

People that take golf seriously are the same people that park their 2010 Nissan Maxima at the back of the mall parking lots because they “don’t wanna get the doors dinged” Fuckin losers.

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Danger Cats

@DangerCats69

5 years

Why do fitness fucks feel the need to make stupid food jokes? "Pizza over Abs 😂” ya right you macro counting shit break. What the fuck are macros? And why are they even counted?

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Danger Cats

@DangerCats69

6 years

Fuck your zodiac sign, I’ll eat your ass.

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@DangerCats69

7 years

Dudes that have elastics on the bottom of their pants, 11 times outta 10 love to get pegged. #DangerFacts

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Danger Cats

@DangerCats69

7 years

So GenX kids have ate tide pods and snorted condoms this year.... Which boils down to one entry point left, one can only imagine what these idiots would shove up there ass. What ever happened to a good ol butt chug? Like can’t we just be normal

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Danger Cats

@DangerCats69

5 years

Boss. #dangercats69 @edbassmaster

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@DangerCats69

6 years

Walmart parking lots is where a rare breed of fat fuckin idiots decide it’s a great idea to walk down the middle of the road than off to the side. #truefacts

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Danger Cats

@DangerCats69

6 years

@JustinTrudeau @Trevornoah @GlblCtzn @EduCannotWait Fuck you spend money like a trust fund kid.

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Danger Cats

@DangerCats69

6 years

Let’s be honest here, girls that suck dick with their buttholes are the real champions.

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Danger Cats

@DangerCats69

4 years

So let me get this straight the Feds kill an $8b industry and spend $1.4b on a buy back program with out making the streets safer for Canadians any shape or form. Liberal Logic is a disease.

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Danger Cats

@DangerCats69

5 years

Lest we forget.