Shao Lung @DancesofDragons Twitter profile

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@DancesofDragons

1 year

@intensify @PicturesFoIder ROFLMFAO That is funny as hell Thanks for that.

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10 months

@MillixWRLD @crazyclipsonly They applied 😂

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@DancesofDragons

7 months

@ShitpostGate If we are all trapped and I can only save one I will save myself.

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@DancesofDragons

2 months

@PicturesFoIder Languages I know English, binary, hexadecimal, basic, pascal, c, c++ I speak English because it is the ONLY way You can communicate with me.

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@DancesofDragons

11 months

@cctvidiots She wasn't holding him back to protect him She was holding him back to protect them.

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11 months

@DrLoupis Taking advice from these guys about health Is like taking financial advice from a homeless guy

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@DancesofDragons

1 year

@HU_TheRealWorld @Cobratate Are they supposed to look like hookers?

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@DancesofDragons

9 months

@WholesomeMeme I had a dog named King It protected me from the parents Every time they wanted to hit me The dog was there, lending a tooth or paw. The dog mysteriously vanished on the move From one province to the next. Best Friend Ever

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@DancesofDragons

1 year

@DrLoupis I don't know who any of those kids are, but If I were to guess by the vibration held by each in those pictures, it would be the one on the bottom right. That one isn't doing anything but complaining. The others are doing something with their lives.

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@DancesofDragons

11 months

@ThebestFigen Never even put any watermelon in that watermelon

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@DancesofDragons

9 months

@WomenPostingLs Remove yourself from the dating pool Live alone get some cats and box wine

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@DancesofDragons

11 months

@il0venostalgia originally it was designed for pocket watch Then it shifted to a change pocket. I use it to hold guitar picks.

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@DancesofDragons

1 year

@TateNews_ I do believe he said something like He doesn't waste his time playing video games.

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@DancesofDragons

9 months

@il0venostalgia When he does push ups He pushes the earth away from him.

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@DancesofDragons

10 months

@il0venostalgia Clint Eastwood Dirty Harry

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@DancesofDragons

10 months

@Enezator This should be the new gender test

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@DancesofDragons

1 month

@TheGoonRaccoon @AMAZlNGNATURE 70% of the time... It works 100% of the time!

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@DancesofDragons

9 months

@image_origins 75 % of all statistics Are made up on the spot.

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@DancesofDragons

9 months

@il0venostalgia Where do I plug in my car

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@DancesofDragons

1 year

@TheLaurenChen Let me get this straight. I get food. I get lovin. I get a safe ride home. Tough one... gonna have to think about it. LOL

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@DancesofDragons

9 months

@il0venostalgia With your teeth One bite at a time.

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@DancesofDragons

7 months

@yngt_444 @InternetH0F Tell them you will bring it to the funeral.

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@DancesofDragons

11 months

@SandmanMGTOW let me get this straight... I go build houses for 20 hours a day makin the bucks Then I gotta come home and take care of house too WTF do I need you for?

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@DancesofDragons

11 months

@InternetH0F I had a turtle when I was 2 years old It put its head in the shell and vanished I thought it died so I buried it.

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@DancesofDragons

9 months

@il0venostalgia Rumble in the Bronx

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@DancesofDragons

3 months

@Ashy_slashee Rocketeer ?

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@DancesofDragons

9 months

@HumansNoContext You cook just like your mom!

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@DancesofDragons

11 months

@Wise1Philosophy A is decelerating B is at rest or in constant motion C is accelerating

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@DancesofDragons

3 months

@ContrarianTribe Canadians are sick and tired of being sick and tired. We will stand together as a people like we do And sorry for everyone else.

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@DancesofDragons

11 months

@RealJamesWoods Start with his personal property

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@DancesofDragons

10 months

@HumansNoContext Peace starts inside Then expands outwards

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@DancesofDragons

8 months

@iluminatibot O- pure strain human here. My clean blood and O negative I can help everyone.

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@DancesofDragons

1 year

@wildtiktokss I hide it in my secret hiding place.

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@DancesofDragons

10 months

@Retro1upArmy @BillyM2k I laugh every time I see this That dog is so cool!

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@DancesofDragons

1 year

@Cobratate In the military @Cobratate They cut the hair for the same reason. I am beginning to understand why I was in the military for 2 years.

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@DancesofDragons

11 months

@il0venostalgia Right turn Clyde

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@DancesofDragons

10 months

@il0venostalgia It doesn't make cents.

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@DancesofDragons

1 year

@cctvidiots Looks like the assassin has gloves on. Left the weapon and round at the scene of the crime. Nothing to follow up on. Target eliminated. Clean Escape.

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@DancesofDragons

9 months

@TateNews_ Tristan Tate doesn't make mistakes like that.

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@DancesofDragons

10 months

@WomenPostingLs You go girl!!! Need my number? I like pizza

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10 months

@NoContextHumans Don't forget to smile It is good for you

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@DancesofDragons

11 months

@lporiginalg Did they change the definition of Virgin to A single mother?

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@DancesofDragons

1 year

@Cobratate @TateTheTalisman Anyone notice how happy he is helping someone else? The life lesson is right there. Well done @Cobratate Never stop showing the how. Never stop living the how.

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@DancesofDragons

1 year

@buitengebieden Puppy ... Awe sooo soft and cuddly. Kitten... Please...No...Really...In the face just like that !

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@DancesofDragons

10 months

@NoContextHumans She liked it.

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@DancesofDragons

3 months

@zaidchakir There was a time when only land holders could vote.

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@DancesofDragons

11 months

@pearlythingz And they wonder why so many husbands cheat

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@DancesofDragons

7 months

@wiseconnector Including the 1 in the question? 31

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@DancesofDragons

8 months

@PeriklesGREAT Take care of your own Nobody else will.

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@DancesofDragons

4 months

@Sophia_Nyx For those of you who don't know this is the origin of all Vampire movies that worked well.

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@DancesofDragons

8 months

@CreepyOrg After the age of 15 There is nothing you can do to me That hasn't already happened.

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@DancesofDragons

2 months

@Lilith_Atheist Religions are here to keep man locked in war. My god is better then your god. It will not ever change until the entire species is gone.

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@DancesofDragons

3 months

@your_secret77 I guess that depends on your answer.

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@DancesofDragons

2 months

@its_The_Dr Governments should fear the people NOT the other way around! Time to get our shit together as a people. Stop hating each other Start hating your controllers!

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@DancesofDragons

1 year

@jordanbpeterson It's a no brainer. People exhale what plants breath. Plants exhale what people breath. Solarium?

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@DancesofDragons

1 year

@iluminatibot It's not a prediction its a plan.

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@DancesofDragons

9 months

@NoCapFights Don't hit ladies Ladies don't hit.

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@DancesofDragons

10 months

@freakouts4u If a child is interested in something I would suggest simply showing the child How to focus that interest With personal and social responsibility.

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@DancesofDragons

1 year

@NoContextHumans Jaws.

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@DancesofDragons

8 months

@TSFights She isn't ugly so It has to be her personality.

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@DancesofDragons

4 months

@gavinthomas2015 Its a portal to Sirius B You got to hold the right frequency and say Klaatu Barada Nikto

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@DancesofDragons

11 months

@boysbeingboys She's gotta go.

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@DancesofDragons

11 months

@Sophia_Nyx Please allow me to introduce myself I am a man of wealth and taste... I've been around a long long year Stole many a mans Soul and faith

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@DancesofDragons

1 year

@RedaHamichi @TateTheTalisman It only works if everyone thinks they are the Good Guy.

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@DancesofDragons

9 months

@craymusic I am much older then that...

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@DancesofDragons

2 months

@RealMona_ Age is a factor of time Time is man made Every human body "matures" at a different rate Love is a frequency Align with your frequency!

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@DancesofDragons

7 months

@wiseconnector I do not feel guilty I will not accept its emotion I spend money on things I want.

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@DancesofDragons

1 year

@stillgray Back in my day we used to call this game chicken.

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@DancesofDragons

11 months

@ClownWorld_ This here is proof nobody cares This is why it is so important to be strong Healthy and educated This stuff happens when you have no goal.

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@DancesofDragons

4 months

@Concern70732755 He was pretty much finished when he started The karma he gets is out of this world. I guess that is what you get for Voting for a drama teacher!

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Shao Lung

@DancesofDragons

1 year

@TrungTPhan No matter how you cut it, you always have less sandwich when you cut it. Some of it always sticks to the knife. 🙂

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@DancesofDragons

1 year

@muddy_geek @DrLoupis I'm pretty sure the question was which child complained about there childhood being stolen . Not who agrees that children should be abused in such manner. But whatever. Stupid is stupid does.

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@DancesofDragons

2 months

@KateMonogamish You are young yet.

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@DancesofDragons

11 months

@NoContextHumans Tattoos

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@DancesofDragons

9 months

@il0venostalgia Spare key for the old farm truck

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1 year

@Enezator You should be concerned when he stops looking.

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@DancesofDragons

10 months

@landofthe80s Andrew Dice Clay Hickory Dickory Dock!

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@DancesofDragons

1 year

@FIySJC @intensify @PicturesFoIder ...

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@DancesofDragons

10 months

@WomenPostingLs There are only 2 things she don't like 1: The way things are 2: Change.

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@DancesofDragons

9 months

@il0venostalgia Sony Walkman

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@DancesofDragons

11 months

@pearlythingz I couldn't tell you how many girlfriends I said this to " It's a good thing you are pretty/cute."

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@DancesofDragons

1 year

@CreepyOrg My ex girl friend.

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Shao Lung

@DancesofDragons

9 months

@WomenPostingLs Go the the garage get the plasma cutter Let the air out of the tire Cut the lug off Throw out the wheel tire and hub Get new tire wheel hub and lugs Put together.

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@DancesofDragons

2 months

@Jessicasquared9 What's that gonna cost me ? Ok so I am emotional unavailable... Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment instead ?

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@DancesofDragons

1 year

@Bornakang A baby shower from The Flash

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@DancesofDragons

10 months

@TheManMakerx Hookers aren't cheap I guess.

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@DancesofDragons

10 months

@wiseconnector Marriage ?

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@DancesofDragons

9 months

@ClownWorld_ Well of all the things that could be done Keeping yourself clean no matter what Is a step in the right direction.

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@DancesofDragons

9 months

@MadScientistFF Let me go look at mine...

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11 months

@neilbelieves

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8 months

@MarindaVannoy1 Lucky stethoscope

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@DancesofDragons

9 months

@il0venostalgia Not old enough to pick of those girls... But that wouldn't have stopped me from trying.

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@DancesofDragons

2 months

@heatherpiperxo My "preference" is not dictated by age.

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@DancesofDragons

9 months

@InternetH0F No I have a funeral to go to that day.

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@DancesofDragons

8 months

@Gynocentrism Isn't trading sexual reward for anything Called a hooker? Anyways she probably wondering Why her husband cheats.

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@DancesofDragons

6 months

@justalicjaab Wait a minute Weren't you one of the characters in GTA 6

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Shao Lung

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10 months

@POETICandFUNNY @ATRightMovies Just don't get Bill Murry'd over it

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@DancesofDragons

9 months

@wiseconnector I did for a while... It end up not working out I still don't understand why I put myself through that I won't make that mistake again.

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@DancesofDragons

1 year

@bagsfan75_Tony No Brainer 1966 Best year ever.

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@buitengebieden Cats and dogs living together...

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