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X knows me as the greatest pizza lover. Blend of wisdom and wit! Most loved person by stand-up comedians.

Mumbai
Joined July 2009
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@SigmaActivity thank god for the last line.
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@messedupfoods everything was going well, except the last step.
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@PicturesFoIder much older, i am this old.
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@PopCulture2000s she was the Britney Spears of spoof movies.
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@NoContextBrits David Tennant
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@InternetH0F You can reject me 1000 times, but I will not stop dropping the truth bombs.There is nothing wrong with valuing yourself and showing others that you value yourself and your time. If anybody gets offended by this, they need to go back to school and learn a lot of things again.
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@wildtiktokss someone in your family deserves to be arrested
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@insultsrare for there are 3.8 billion men to keep it dirty.
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@DudespostingWs Farmers together strong.
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@RespectfulMemes downloading my Spotify Playlists on a pendrive.
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@DontShowYourCat he is this guy from One Piece.
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@NoContextHumans subscription, we no more own anything, everything is subscription.
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@Behind_Pics this is probably the best live-action version of an anime till date.
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@RespectfulMemes when you see a warrior in you
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@PopCulture2000s who remembers corbin bleu's Jump In? 🥹
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@BadMedicalTakes That's not particularly ill, that's tremendously life threatening.
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@GoodReddit wrong question, it should be what did you do right?
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The greatest red flag in the 90s when it came to a groom or bride's family was presence of Nirmal Pandey.
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@DontShowYourCat baby deathstroke
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@BadMedicalTakes enough of internet for today. this legit pissed me off no joke.
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@InternetH0F life is too short, just do tunak tunak tun tunak tunak tun tunak tunak tun da da da and move on
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3 years
Mahesh Babu's #1nenokkadine actually ranked higher than many Hollywood movies during 2014 and it is indeed the best psychological thriller made in India.
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@GoodReddit those are my two brain cells at 3 am conspiring against me to drink a huge jug of water.
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@wildtiktokss but at least i am not brainwashed
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@il0venostalgia Patience. We had patience in the old days. We knew how to hope and wait. We waited for songs on the radio, for phone calls on the landline, for the one we loved at the place. We worked hard, and we made memories in our heads. Now we have everything at our fingertips, less work,
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@elonmusk for those who don't know : The Iliad is a famous story that was written by Homer, a poet from ancient Greece. It is about a war that lasted for 10 years between two groups of people: the Trojans and the Greeks. The Trojans lived in a city called Troy, which had strong walls and
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@GoodReddit he showing us how Tupac was killed
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@ManMilk2 enjoy your invisible meal. -Uber Eats
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@weirdlilguys once a cat always a cat.
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@ShitpostGate so 29 minutes is the limit
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Living Alone; Toilet was warm . #ScaryStoryIn5words @midnight
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@OrwellNGoode The lack of technology in the past was a blessing in disguise for great scripts.
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@depthsofwiki my name would be "evil pile of clothes." because i look creepy af at 3 am.
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@CreepyOrg Plastic consumption has a negative impact on everyone, not just turtles. This baby was born covered in plastic, which suggests that the mother was exposed to excessive amounts of plastic.
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@LocalBateman calm down, it's DC not Manga.
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@HelpingChads he administered justice for himself and his son.
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@depthsofwiki We can now confirm that we have identified the number one holy book.
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@NoContextBrits I am still unable to comprehend this. The camera is still pointing towards the right.
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@s8n the best use of guns doesn't exis.....
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@OrwellNGoode People fake professional orgasm on LinkedIn. the most fake social network.
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@image_origins when your daddy issue is daddy has no issue.
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@UberFacts meanwhile me
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@weirddalle only robbing a bank can give us $300000
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@InsaneRealitys there's seriously nothing, not even a single thing right about this setup
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@CreepyOrg The police :put your hands up! . This man: i have no other option now.
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@messedupfoods like a cat
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@BadMedicalTakes I am astonished by this post, which has provoked me beyond measure. How can someone hold such a mindset? And how can they display it without any remorse? I rarely lose my temper, but this post has broken all records.
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Whats your favo movie of Mahesh Babu ( @urstrulyMahesh )?
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@wildtiktokss more than cheating it looks like a great escape.
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@OrwellNGoode wholesome Japan.
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@il0venostalgia "80s music is bad.." because it's not, it never was and it never will.
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@ATRightMovies many would need to DOUBLE TAP their head but to me it's Zombieland
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@EverythingOOC India and Bharat, both are already official names. 🥺
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@RespectfulMemes she could be right.
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@youtube_bad where's John Wick when we need him?
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@s8n not all heroes are without criminal records.
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@weirddalle seems like someone has Chronic obstructive pulmonary disease.
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@NoContextBrits Liam Gallagher gave love a bad name..
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This is what a real Gaurakshak does...
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@HelpingChads I'm not crying, you're crying.
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@weirddalle chatgpt is just me irl.
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@NoContextBrits my friend, you have got a perfect face for the radio and voice for the magazine.
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@RespectfulMemes that's some legend level seeding
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@messedupfoods This video should have ended with the food going in the trash. Because that’s what she made: trash. She used all the amazing raw materials and cooked a food that only a bacteria would love. Seriously, this dish is like a buffet for E. coli. They should rename it to E. coli
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 The story of the gömböc begins with a brilliant mathematician named Vladimir Arnold, who proved in 1995 that such a shape could exist. He did not make it or see it. He just knew it was possible, because he was good at math. He wrote down his proof and showed it to other smart
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@cnviolations don't call me creature mate
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@peeleraja i was waiting for simple lady to enter the plot, again not disappointed
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@ShouldHaveCat Catatouille.
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@TweetsOfCats he saw hell and came back. he looks so traumatised.
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@GoodReddit properly sanitised
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@SahilBulla some stealing my m Aadhaar will literally be a m Aadhaar chor
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@NoContextBrits i don't know if it is safe to tell the answer for this here.
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@depthsofwiki my genital after wearing dance belt for long...
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@OrwellNGoode No cavemen were harmed in the creation of these medical research publications.
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@DiscussingFilm he is looking more penguin than penguin
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@messedupfoods Imagine you are a chef, and you have spent hours in the kitchen, preparing the most perfect burger ever. You have grilled the meat to perfection, toasted the buns, sliced the tomatoes, lettuce, onions, and pickles, and added your secret sauce. You are ready to present your
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@Bornakang wine is aging like lucy liu
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@InsaneRealitys cops:oops we dropped something guy:what? cops: your charges.. *drum rolls*
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@ImagesAlbum obey, if you see the image as blurred you see "obey"
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@BadMedicalTakes Some people have the right to keep their mouth shut. It is a pity they do not know how to use it.
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Watching #Pailwaan .. @KicchaSudeep Rocks ! This movie is good . When you are fighting for a cause no force can keep you down... #kicchasudeep
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@RespectfulMemes learn about gender. be a good parent!
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@spectatorindex The statement is based on an estimate by neuroscientist Paul Reber, who calculated the brain’s memory capacity by assuming that each synapse can store one bit of information. However, this is a very simplistic and inaccurate way of measuring the brain’s memory, as it ignores the
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@jammypants4 another disaster loading. kya hogaya hai sacchi
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@DontShowYourCat rip my brother
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@WholesomeMeme professional dancer with pawfessional dancer
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@RespectfulMemes Legit GOAT.
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@weirddalle does that elderly man justify pineapple on pizza?
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@HelpingChads Ronaldo and Messi both are GOAT humans
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@DiscussingFilm Netflix doing Netflix things. there'll be a Netflix documentary on this.
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@InternetH0F A society that values justice will not tolerate the existence of billionaires and the poverty of millions. A society that values justice will not allow the concentration of power and resources in the hands of a few and the deprivation of opportunities and choices for the many. A
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@Bornakang I am unable to perceive it no matter how hard I try. My brain is unable to process anything other than what it is showing me.
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@s8n alphabet in math is still better than math in alphabet
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@BadMedicalTakes Watching carnivores and vegetarians argue is like watching two people who don't know how to swim argue about who's better at swimming.
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@Cringetopia_ I want my minutes back. i want the precious moments of my life that got wasted on this video back!!
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@StrangestMedia just run bro... -me to wasps
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