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IG/SC- Dakotafleck Baltimore based Realtor if your profile pic isn't you block me back

East Baltimore
Joined August 2012
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@DakotaFleck
Dakota Fleck
8 years
If you like blue cheese over ranch you can block me
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@DakotaFleck
Dakota Fleck
8 years
Voted @deray for Mayor btw.
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@DakotaFleck
Dakota Fleck
8 years
Lmao damn Jamal
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@DakotaFleck
Dakota Fleck
8 years
Keep in mind.... When you do something for someone, it should be because you want to. Not to hold over their head for your convenience.
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@DakotaFleck
Dakota Fleck
7 years
Y'all really still put your friends before your significant others at this age???
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@DakotaFleck
Dakota Fleck
8 years
Not only is wine great, but being wine drunk is even greater.
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@DakotaFleck
Dakota Fleck
7 years
Why did no one tell me that there was a place called 420 Food in Towson with crazy combinations that's open late....
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@DakotaFleck
Dakota Fleck
9 years
Breaks in relationships should NEVER happen.
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@DakotaFleck
Dakota Fleck
6 years
dude crashed a stolen car in front of my house and his weapon of choice was nunchucks lmao even the cops were laughing... see the wildest shit in Baltimore
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@DakotaFleck
Dakota Fleck
7 years
I just told this guy "Good looks" implying thank you, and he smiled at me and thanked me lmaoooooo
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@DakotaFleck
Dakota Fleck
11 years
Macklemore might not be the greatest rapper and I don't agree with him winning but look how positive his message is, that's what music is.
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@DakotaFleck
Dakota Fleck
8 years
It's Qdoba over Chipotle till I die
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@DakotaFleck
Dakota Fleck
7 years
I don't like being a passenger in a car. I know it's weird, but I would just rather keep my life in my own hands as much as possible.
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@DakotaFleck
Dakota Fleck
8 years
YEAH THIS IS THE KIND OF PIC I WANT IN MY AD HELL YEAH
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@DakotaFleck
Dakota Fleck
6 years
Gmas surgery went well and they think they got all the cancer, finally some good news.
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@DakotaFleck
Dakota Fleck
6 years
the year might almost be over, but finally good news with my grandmothers mammogram coming back clean after having cancer earlier this year.
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@DakotaFleck
Dakota Fleck
10 years
@GoatRapLines : When Drake said "the square root of 69 is ATE something" he changed the game forever” wow I actually never realized this...
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@DakotaFleck
Dakota Fleck
10 years
Weird how some days you can feel completely content with your life and other days you feel so unsatisfied with everything.
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@DakotaFleck
Dakota Fleck
8 years
If you have an android you're 10x more likely to be a drug addict.
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@DakotaFleck
Dakota Fleck
3 years
not judging or anything but did people just forget about all the shit tiki lees and their owner did because they had a bikini contest? lmaoooo
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@DakotaFleck
Dakota Fleck
10 years
This is completely accurate and brilliant... http://t.co/THiyKMATol
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@DakotaFleck
Dakota Fleck
6 years
in good news....my dads biopsy was negative
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@DakotaFleck
Dakota Fleck
8 months
@BorrachinhaMMA nah take Cain out
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@DakotaFleck
Dakota Fleck
10 years
Real shit though. http://t.co/GdOZB46wf3
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@DakotaFleck
Dakota Fleck
8 years
Someone just slid in my dms to argue about climate change lmao unreal
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@DakotaFleck
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7 years
Facebook is full of recovering addicts who have the entire world figured out
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@DakotaFleck
Dakota Fleck
7 years
Hittas in the cut!!!! Lmaoooo
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7 years
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@DakotaFleck
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7 years
I can support everything Gordon Ramsay does except for talk shit about pineapple on pizza.
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@DakotaFleck
Dakota Fleck
2 years
my worst nightmare is falling in love with a girl named Dakota
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@DakotaFleck
Dakota Fleck
10 years
Being in a relationship is cool because it gives you that extra push to do better for both of you, it's like you're inspired by each other.
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@DakotaFleck
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10 years
Smoking is better than drinking on literally every level.
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@DakotaFleck
Dakota Fleck
11 years
Richard Sherman..... UNFORGIVABLE http://t.co/eccMAfRZrL
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7 years
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@DakotaFleck
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7 years
Invited to my exes wedding next weekend and she isn't letting me bring a guest lmao
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@DakotaFleck
Dakota Fleck
8 years
Damn Wet Seal is closing today??? All of my exes from middle school are probably devastated...
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@DakotaFleck
Dakota Fleck
4 years
Lmao the phat beat though
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@DakotaFleck
Dakota Fleck
7 years
Even if you already spend a lot of time with your grandparents.... Spend more. Don't let family like that go unappreciated
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@DakotaFleck
Dakota Fleck
7 years
If you're using "u" for you still, we probably don't have the same energy lmao.
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@DakotaFleck
Dakota Fleck
8 years
25 year old man quits jobs to become Pokemon GO master.... I can see my 30 for 30 now.
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@DakotaFleck
Dakota Fleck
7 years
I am dying. My grandmother just sent this to a client lmaoooo
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@DakotaFleck
Dakota Fleck
7 years
I've hydroplaned eight times in ten minutes and my windshield wiper just flew off mid highway.... my car loves the rain.
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@DakotaFleck
Dakota Fleck
4 years
I love to see all of the kids that couldn’t even read a sentence out loud in high school have theories on which governments organized coronavirus lmfao
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@DakotaFleck
Dakota Fleck
8 years
New purchase
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@DakotaFleck
Dakota Fleck
7 years
What life choices lead you to Harford road prostitute?!
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@DakotaFleck
Dakota Fleck
8 years
Couldn't find Orlando Brown on Instagram and became panicked.....little did I know he just changed his name to King Dangalang
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8 years
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@DakotaFleck
Dakota Fleck
9 years
Me when people are vaping around me
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@DakotaFleck
Dakota Fleck
10 years
Ah shit lol. Looks like Halloween is ruined for him. http://t.co/cJ0Sl0cxU9
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@DakotaFleck
Dakota Fleck
7 years
I can't believe how hard it is to not offend someone these days.
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@DakotaFleck
Dakota Fleck
7 years
How do people let their families control who they date
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@DakotaFleck
Dakota Fleck
2 years
can’t believe I blacked out the other day and asked my Facebook to match. I am humiliated.
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@DakotaFleck
Dakota Fleck
10 years
Crabby fries 🔥🔥🔥 http://t.co/6EKKvR9XyH
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@DakotaFleck
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9 years
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@DakotaFleck
Dakota Fleck
1 year
Taking shrooms and getting the urge to listen to 8 hours of Beethoven >>>>>
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Dakota Fleck
10 years
I SCANNED MY FACE FOR NBA 2K AND GOT THIS LMFAO!!! http://t.co/sFuyMScJRG
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@DakotaFleck
Dakota Fleck
6 years
Wasn’t the biggest fan of Infinity War, fuck everyone tweeting spoilers about it. Now that I’ve seen it I’m unfollowing a couple of y’all just because I know what type of person you are.
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10 years
😄😄😄😄😊☺️😊 Zelda tattoo for my mom. http://t.co/NIa8vAgXkX
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Dakota Fleck
8 years
Shameless really does a great job portraying everything wrong with society and the beautifulness/ugliness of struggling as a family
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@DakotaFleck
Dakota Fleck
6 years
Getting older is so weird. You realize how much pretending everyone did when you were growing up
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@DakotaFleck
Dakota Fleck
2 years
would literally rather be smashed by a car into a wall repeatedly than to have my signficant other call me "stinky"
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9 years
This is the epitome of ignorance and stupidity.
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@DakotaFleck
Dakota Fleck
7 years
My IQ drops a point for every 10 consecutive minutes I'm on Twitter
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@DakotaFleck
Dakota Fleck
7 years
So rare to actually have people in your life that give back the same effort in friendships/relationships
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@DakotaFleck
Dakota Fleck
4 years
The owner of Arby's has now bought... sonic, buffalo wild wings, dunkin donuts and jimmy johns. Prepare to live under our new lord and savior Lord Arby.
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@DakotaFleck
Dakota Fleck
10 years
@Adamstone341 : Hey Adam! Next time you log into your Twitter at Apple Store make sure you log out haha! From Cindy http://t.co/5EpxC5JTvi”
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@DakotaFleck
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4 years
Imagine being so desperate to go out that you’re at Carrabba's on a Saturday night in a pandemic.
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@DakotaFleck
Dakota Fleck
7 years
Girls pay 45 year old perverted men with digital cameras to take pictures of them in bikinis.... the ultimate grind time hustle
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@DakotaFleck
Dakota Fleck
10 years
Depression sucks, it's literally a moment where you look at yourself and you have no idea who you are or what you've done.
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@DakotaFleck
Dakota Fleck
6 years
Keep me as far away as possible from the people who think it’s strong to not show any emotion... juvenile thinking.
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@DakotaFleck
Dakota Fleck
7 years
After a three week hiatus
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@DakotaFleck
Dakota Fleck
10 years
Unless you're specifically from somewhere else and you live in Baltimore, how do you not cheer for your own city???
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@DakotaFleck
Dakota Fleck
7 years
I'm not hungry until a solid 3-4 hours of being awake
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@DakotaFleck
Dakota Fleck
8 years
So a couple billion light years away there's a black hole that is the size of 12 BILLION suns.... Why do we even exist lmao
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@DakotaFleck
Dakota Fleck
8 years
At the end of the day whether it's a relationship or friendship, all I really ask is that things are mutual and I get back what I put in.
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@DakotaFleck
Dakota Fleck
10 years
There's no case if you don't have any material facts. There is no proof that the officer had intent to kill. Welcome to the judicial system.
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@DakotaFleck
Dakota Fleck
7 years
LET THE CRAZY WEEKEND BEGIN!! *posts pic of a single twisted tea*
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@DakotaFleck
Dakota Fleck
8 years
Lmao yo this is gonna be me
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@DakotaFleck
Dakota Fleck
6 years
Wish I had a dollar for every time I googled “Food near me”.
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@DakotaFleck
Dakota Fleck
10 years
Girls love getting called baby girl.
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@DakotaFleck
Dakota Fleck
4 years
Republicans should probably be a little angrier with Trump and not so angry with the election results.... he basically made himself UNVOTEABLE based off of hate the last couple of years. Biden didn't WIN this election as much as Trump LOST it.
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Dakota Fleck
8 years
A 15 year old kid discovered a new Mayan city from studying the stars....
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@DakotaFleck
Dakota Fleck
8 years
Some girl asked for a personal trainer and I told her I was one and she told me she has a boyfriend????? Lmaoooooooooooo
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@DakotaFleck
Dakota Fleck
8 years
Yo can anyone really explain to me why my only Christmas gift was 4 white towels.
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Dakota Fleck
8 years
:) going through 2017 without paying for fries again lmao
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Dakota Fleck
8 years
How do people find the energy to go to the bar more than four times a week, I hardly find the energy to leave my house four times a week
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@DakotaFleck
Dakota Fleck
7 years
It's raining, today is canceled.
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@DakotaFleck
Dakota Fleck
7 years
Chick Fil A has 30 counts for 11 dollars what the fuck have I been doing!?
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@DakotaFleck
Dakota Fleck
8 years
Ya'll bash women on here and wonder why you're single or only messing with little girls lol.
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@DakotaFleck
Dakota Fleck
7 years
Only the realest played Oregon Trail on the school computers
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@DakotaFleck
Dakota Fleck
7 years
Lmaoooo
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@DakotaFleck
Dakota Fleck
8 years
Can't wait until I'm in a real relationship and I can surprise my girl with random trips and plane tickets
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@DakotaFleck
Dakota Fleck
7 years
I wake up as phlegm and then evolve into a human approximately 45 minutes after I awake
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@DakotaFleck
Dakota Fleck
8 years
I'm applying for Real World everyone. You're welcome ahead of time for the drama I bring into the household.
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@DakotaFleck
Dakota Fleck
7 years
People have kids and act like it's the equivalent of a college degree lmao
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@DakotaFleck
Dakota Fleck
2 years
was having a wonderful day until I got Chick Fil A and 80 percent of my fries were turtle backs
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@DakotaFleck
Dakota Fleck
6 years
We really go through years of bullshit in our life to just die randomly lol
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