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#Essex
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“It’s ok to change your mind” says Nigel Farage
But Nige…you said we couldn’t change our minds over Brexit
Hypocrite much?
Either way you can still fuck off out of our county pal
Dear blatantly fake troll accounts with names such as Firstname Bunchofnumbers
If you’re going to try and troll then at least TRY and look like a normal account. You briny gammons already have a reputation for being a tad thick, so surely you want to at least look a bit normal?
The first place in the UK that Donald Trump has set foot in as President was here in Essex today.
We’d like to apologise to the rest of the UK for starting a game of ‘Trump Hot Potato’ but we just wanted rid of him pretty sharpish.
We hope you all understand
Regards,
Essex
X
We’d like to apologise for
@patel4witham
- hopefully those in
#Witham
who don’t want any more of her crap will vote her out on December 12th
Once again everyone sorry
Another lie.
On a day when campaigning has supposedly been suspended, the Cabinet, from PM to Home Secretary to ministers, is out in force telling flagrant lies about the criminal justice system to score cheap points out of people’s deaths.
What a country we live in.
Can we publicly state how embarrassing it is for us Essex residents to have to suffer Kemi Bad Enoch as one of our MPs
To those in North West Essex, please vote wisely this year
Once again, stop lying James.
You cut 21,500 experienced police officers in the first place
(and 2000 isn’t exactly many)
Vote Labour in Braintree. Get rid of him.
Dear Rest of the United Kingdom
We are VERY SORRY for inflicting these two drongos on your TV screens. They are clearly putting their own lame asses and party before country and as Essex MPs we have to take some of that blame
Please continue to buy Tiptree Jam & listen to Blur
After many years of campaigning, I am delighted the Immigration Bill which will end free movement on 31st December has today passed through Parliament.
We are delivering on the will of the British people.
Essex MP who has not only condoned the booing of our team for standing up to racism, AND been stirring the xenophobia in our country for a while now...decides to suddenly be "disgusted" by it
Seriously Witham, for the sake of the rest of us will you PLEASE vote this cretin out
Dear
@EssexPoliceUK
We have two criminals, Rishi Sunak and Sue Ellen Braverman walking through Chelmsford right now. Just thought we'd send you a heads up
@galleywoodshops
@BorisJohnson
On behalf of the rest of
#Essex
we’d like to apologise for the bizarre outburst from one of our outposts. They clearly are deluded and we’ll try to keep a closer eye on them in the future
We’ve said it numerous times before and we’ll say it again. Priti Patel is an embarrassment to our county of Essex and if Witham has any sense they’ll boot her out in the next election.
One of those photos they don’t want getting shared on social media
To be fair though, we can fully understand why Rolf Harris would be embarrassed being in the same shot as Romford’s Tory MP Andrew Rossindell
@AdamBienkov
I gather far-right Tory MP Andrew Rosindell deleted a photo of himself with convicted child sex offender Rolf Harris. Presumably at Rolf’s request as the antipodean nonce felt association with vile Rosindell could only harm his reputation further.
#AndrewRosindell
We'd like to let the rest of the country know that we've just finished scrubbing and cleaning Clacton after the visit of Nigel Farage. Hopefully that racist pissweasel will not come back again
Dear UK
May we as a county apologise for this prize gammon meatbanger for being one of our MPs. We’d say he’s thick as a brick only that’s a very unjust insult towards house bricks
Priti you are an embarrassment to our county. Stop this desperate deflection and attempted PR spin…your leader is now a lame duck and needs to go. We are not stupid.
Last night Labour blocked the Government from introducing new measures to stop Insulate Britain & XR bringing our country to a standstill.
Once again Labour’s actions are proving they are not on the side of the law-abiding majority - instead choosing to defend vandals and thugs.
My local MP is
@vickyford
. Since February 2020, she has been the Minister for Children.
She has just voted against making sure school children have enough to eat.
If Kemi Badenoch is the answer to the Tories’ deep crisis they are in even more trouble…In interviews this morning ..unprepared..no grip on detail of vague populist policy announcement..irritable..and no deftness.
SIR David,
your Southend hospital is at breaking point, people are suffering, and you're more interested in some misguided point-scoring using a cardboard cutout Thatcher in a hotel room... righty oh mate
This is excellent news for us Essex taxpayers, but not so good news for Michelle Mone or the pound shop versions of her trying to hide the disgraceful
@essex_cc
money wastage
According to official statistics, the UK now has the highest death rate in the world. So please fellow Essex brothers and sisters...
• WEAR A MASK!
• Keep a 2m distance from others when out for essential shopping or errands
• Keeps those hands clean
The people really hit with this Labour supported rail strike are those who cannot work from home.
They tend to be lower paid workers. The kind of people Labour used to care about.
We’re ending free movement to open Britain up to the world.
It will ensure people can come to our country based on what they have to offer, not where they come from.
A question we get asked rather a lot... "I LIVE IN ROMFORD, SO AM I IN ESSEX OR LONDON?"
Well strictly speaking, both, Romford is within the *Historic* boundary of
#Essex
- So if you're also from Ilford, Stratford, West Ham, Leyton, Chingford you are part of historic Essex