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@WhimsicalBaboon @Zontar_Dow @HMBohemond @Bolverk15 But unfortunately those pundits are supported by a lot of my fellow conservatives. Tuck Carlson comes to mind…
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@Torajiro_Sama @GreekGroyp @TaborPravda You’re 100% correct. The Romans literally pointed a sword at the necks of Christians and told them to recant and they refused. When the situation was reversed paganism was wiped out. Christianity is a religion worth dying for, pervert pedophile gods aren’t.
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@ElfWrongs @stone_toss “An American made a mild if overused joke about our dental hygiene. I will now mock the death of children” Average bong
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@Torajiro_Sama @GreekGroyp @TaborPravda A pre-Christian, non-Abrahamic religion. Wtf do you think it means
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@ElfWrongs @stone_toss I don’t have a license for that sorry
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@SirBogarty @clashreport It worked. I want to kill Ivans on the plains of Europe
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@AltHistCody Video idea: What if Owen Benjamin started taking his meds again
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@mustard_78 @SaltyFrenchBoi They all just happened to die in a ditch, evenly spaced, right next to eachother
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@Seano299 @TheManlet_King @derelictcountry @1300PlagueDoc Dude we have a particular race chosen by a high authority to “redeem and reclaim” the galaxy, surviving the “Flood” by going to the “Ark”. Humanity is festooned with biblical symbolism in the games
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@hausofdecline What does he do with the distilled essence of country that he extracted?
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@erikahrens_ffm @teenage_father Two world wars hold this L
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@Gian2You @ndcarson Dawg that’s literally what happened lol
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@Autumn_nuni @jzlegit @hasanthehun “He doesn’t hate Jews, he’s just part of a culture in which Jew hatred is so engrained that it’s become meaningless” Bro what
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@ThaKangWisdom @Kwebbelkop Bro take that cross out of your name
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@ukraine_map @visegrad24 There’s video of her naked body being paraded through the streets as Palestinian civilians cheer and spit on it. It’s also pretty likely that she was raped before they murdered her
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@ArmandDoma @watn_tarnation Didn’t he retire to get out of a deployment to Iraq
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@Meuni_Kasep @WarMonitors It took y’all 10 months lol
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@JAllenFanClub @Pick6 @fashion_nfl You’re severely underestimating the number of strip mall pawnshops in Duval County
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@EldianGoyper @UpdatingOnRome Just because we can recognize a gay Mexican when we see one doesn’t make us Jewish
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@BenoitRanque @Debakelna @christapeterso So there is this highly flammable substance we put in our cars called gasoline. When it ignites in the tank it will 100% do exactly what that video shows. This happens all the time dude
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@cackenbools @KarnesMellagio Turks aren’t real. They’re just brainwashed Greeks
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@culturecrusades @9mm_smg I don’t see how this happens without Ukraine being allowed to join NATO. 3rd party garantees didn’t stop the war. A pat on the back and a good job isn’t proper compensation for losing a good portion of territory , while being in the same security situation they were at the start.
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@HMBohemond @Bolverk15 He’s got a point. Tates are as open as they can possibly be about how shitty they are, to the point of actively calling their audience suckers to their faces yet they still have a following. It’s pretty depressing
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@camshutwell @AZgator43 @Lennyfrigginleo @ESPNNFL Then led the biggest post season comeback in side of the millennium with his defense forcing no turnovers
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@UpdatingOnRome He also has an hour long video of him and his friend going through all the reasons they hate Russians. It’s pure kino
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@Badaantidabadah @AtlasEmperor No it’s that the commodification of human beings to serve your pleasure is a satanic promise not a godly one
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@rejanotraja @_TOLANI_ @AltHistCody They were training the Taliban so the math checks out
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@hottaspotta @toad0488 You have no SEC Chapionships and are 0-2 in world wars
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@Homeric_dandy So you are cool with imperialism
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@PunishedNsfw @KnowingBetterYT The level of naïveté on display here is insane
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@david_lisovtsev @AltHistCody Dudes been off his rocker for years now
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@ALMvanEg @pope_head How the fuck is this an actual language
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@THERE_IS_N0D4T4 @MrKat295 @ReignFur You are a transplant and are therefore not entitled to hold an opinion of my state.
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@pa_wa93 @AltHistCody Rudy Giuliani did a Bukele and just arrested everyone who was a chronic repeat offender
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@HMBohemond The good: The models are great. The bad: I think the mark X helm doesn’t have the charisma of the older marks. It would be fine as a flavor option to sprinkle in (like the mark IV was for firstborn) The ugly: The lore is dumb, and it’s dumb in a dumb way not dumb in a cool way
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@HanTyumi96 @AltHistCody You people literally dance around a fucking meteorite in a fancy box lol
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@paine_l98812 @BlueandGray1864 My dude the average GI hated communism and fascism with a passion
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@Zontar_Dow @nikicaga The Klan maybe brutal, violent, anti-Semitic racists, but goddammit they’re AMERICAN brutal, violent, anti-Semitic racists
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@DubhDonald It’s going to be so funny when Dorn comes back after 10,000 years and comes around to Sigismund’s way of thinking
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@Halpinius @OliverJia1014 Maidan occurred because the government broke multiple promises about the direction the country would go and the people would stand for it. There is no genocide. Russian speakers are members of the military and government. NATO never made any promises about expansion in Europe
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@ArchysLife Euros cope about not needing it as hundreds of people die from heatstroke in there homes every year
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@iWantMy4skinbac @thunderxstorm07 @merzboymoder Dude he translated his 15 minutes of MAGA fame into shit posting about Hooters and Kirk Cousins on Twitter. If you take the bait that on you
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@AtheAetheling @Dezinuh It’s not a crime because they’re Qubecois
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@CriticalDragon1 @AltHistCody An anti-government insurrection had been ongoing before the covenant war, and continued during the conflict. A lot of people actually joined them during the war since they believed the Covenant was a myth invented by the UNSC to justify the military assuming control of the gov.
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“The Napoleon of Paintball” is legitimately one of the best phrases I’ve ever heard
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I’ve been called the Napoleon of paintball. I inspire my squad to fight not just for themselves but for their fellow guys, their families, and their country. War is not for limp-wristed beta males like Prince Harry. It’s for alpha males like Stonewall Jackson. That’s why I’ve
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@Bradyboyhehe @dergthesperg @ComradeDoyIe Sky high rates of atheism, alcoholism, abortion, and spousal abuse. Truly the pinnacle of Christendom
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@Pisi_efendi @dems199991 Diverse inbreeding
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@PablosHentai @ghostlimb78 @OliverJia1014 Russia scores worse than Ukraine on the human trafficking index lol
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@SMatrixElement @JJ_McCullough I literally got called disloyal by some of my family because I said I wasn’t voting for him. There’s no such thing as loyalty to a politician. He works for me, not the other way around. I’m sick of the constant unforced errors and fumbles. The guy doesn’t deserve his support
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@oitixion The left has so totally shunned positive masculinity that its mere presence seems political you y’all
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@Noreen_Khan1 @WarMonitors What was that mosque built on top of
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@AceRumble @HMBohemond Robin Hood robbed the taxman not the merchants lol
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@TheDavidVarna @faoljew I legit don’t know what they’re mad about. Yeah Muslim expansion was stopped militarily
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@SasanRebels @UpdatingOnRome Those banners look very Roman
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@HempsteadTirez @kirk_bado Abe getting after getting that *click bluah*
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@HMBohemond Getting flamed for a bad take is what’s happening here my dude
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@UncleTomboy @MawuliBear @g677776 @NicherShell 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
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@blkorthogf @CA22AVA This is a dope flag 10/10
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Wtf does “spiritually privileged” even mean?
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A Christian man is the last person to teach me what's "reasonable" and what isn't. You are literally a materially and spiritually privileged asshole who lives in delusion
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@assassinsnipes_ @dreadftm Bro is talking like the goddam sorting hat
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Can’t believe the Hitlerverse is saving the Civil War meme sphere
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I love Ulysses, so this is just sad.
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Watching your QB and season go down in flames on a single play is rough. Getting fucked out of avengering him by the refs is rougher. Feels real bad my dudes
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@Maplpoliticstan @DramaAlert I’d say he ain’t gunna fuck you but that’s not entirely outside the realm of possibility.
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@MichaelAArouet @visegrad24 Erdogan understands that a food crisis is going to drive more refugees north, many of whom will land in or try to move through Turkey. This makes his life a lot harder, as migrants are even less warmly received in Turkey.
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@OldWillieStyles @stillgray Hamas often will have fighters “surrender” only to detonate suicide vests when they are apprehended. Now the IDF has militants strip before they are cuffed to prove it isn’t a trap.
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@PaxTubeOfficial @whatifalthist You support Russia because you’ve fallen for the Soviet demoralization of the west. Congrats on letting yourself get psyopped
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@EudaimoniaEsq It hilarious because these are the people who constantly talk about punching Nazis
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@ManletThorin *Puts on dress for no reason
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@DelusionPosting Naw he cooked
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@JoeExotic @KnoxEndemic We are literally the reason the Red Army didn’t starve to death in 1942-44
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@InfcCrusader @AltHistCody Alcoholics don’t smell like they’ve been sprayed by a skunk
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@KenniMiddleton I have to know what he was doing during the chargers game
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@Woisy6 @VaushV Common Vaush L.
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I DON'T GET IT! IS IT POLITICAL? WHAT'S THE MESSAGE IN THIS!?
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@MeglaGrog9 @zedZye @DudespostingWs Stoners are just as fucking annoying as obnoxious drunks
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@nykyt0sha @Der_Parrot That’s because with the Greeks it’s justified
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@yaboyswifty @mask_bastard @DonutOperator Gators are super chill animals until you fuck with thier nest or their food, then they’ll kill the ever loving shill out of you
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@Bolverk15 Wasn’t the cia supposed to blow up a nuclear plant today according to these people?
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@DubhDonald @StevCav35 This explains nothing it’s just a word salad
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@juanAcoronadoC @AltHistCody It’s way slower than expected but to put it in context they’ve taken about as much ground in a month than Russia has in the last 6 so they’ve got that going for them I guess.
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@ChainFeeds @YaboiRhine Being in a lobby with a greek and an Italian arguing in broken English over who is more white is one on my most cherished memories of the 360 era
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@cackenbools @KarnesMellagio We need to send them back to Mongolia where they came from and give the land to countries that actually exist. How do you fight a war or independence from the empire that you created? It’s bad comedy and they need to admit it and go eat dirt or whatever they did before.
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@DeadGods40K @HMBohemond Yeah but they literally call themselves boyz
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@BorderlineBitc8 @YasMohammedxx A handshake is literally the lowest bar in term of showing respect to someone. It’s not a big ask and this was absurdly rude
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@KingOfSalt4 L + Ratio + Cope + No Scriptural Evidence +Seethe
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@Duxae1 @MiddleearthMixr Same reason that the Colorado River Goes straight through the Plateau. The River is older than the mountains
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@PhenomComic @brent_peabody @NewYorkTankees Reducing energy dependence on countries the fucking hate you is good for your country
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@Souhan963 @angeloinchina I thought y’all were just anti-zionist not antisemitic lol
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@pinkylover37 @SwannMarcus89 MAGA and America first are the reason Biden’s in the White House to begin with
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@EmbunFajar90 @skydiveicarus Because getting beaten up and having your mangled corpse paraded through the street are exactly the same
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@redeemed_zoomer The metric system was invented because a unified system that could easily be applied to anything but wasn’t particularly good at anything was needed.If you just need one kind of measurement Imperial is king because it is ultimately and anthropomorphic system
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@Torajiro_Sama @GreekGroyp @TaborPravda Yeah, Christianity was meant to be proselytized from its inception. That’s not really an own. You still haven’t addressed the fact that when Roman paganism was subjected to the same trials that Christianity was it failed utterly.
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