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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

2 years

Me and the fellas at vesuvio (Oscars) later

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

3 months

The unemployed friend at 1:00 on a Wednesday

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Al Bundy

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4 months

Decided to try a new dive bar near me. Pink hair bartender, touch tunes loaded up with Charlie xcx, slowly realizing I may be the only straight guy here. Anyways, coors light still tastes great as always

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Al Bundy

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8 months

You mad?

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this is what shane gillis got fired from SNL for fyi:

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Al Bundy

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1 year

God damn this bitch is fat

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1 year

BREAKING: The ⁦ @whitesox ⁩ fan who was shot in the leg last month during a game breaks her silence about what happened in an exclusive interview with ⁦ @ABC7Chicago ⁩. The story tonight at 5, 6 and 10.

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Al Bundy

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4 months

@officialbupkis Cut the people down 95% then you got it spot on

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

11 months

BREAKING: Nikki Haley has lost the burner vote

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11 months

NEW - Nikki Haley: "Every person on social media should be verified by their name" because of "national security."

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

6 months

You say something?

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

7 months

You’re a 26 year old adult male and still repost the Lollapalooza lineup in your Instagram story?

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

4 months

@_Old_Bukowski_ One is displaying trigger discipline the other is not

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

4 months

@HeadBumInCharge Fuck. We can’t call it the G-Spot anymore

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

1 year

Watched the Get Gotti doc on Netflix tonight. It was decent 6.8/10 I’d say. Missed a huge opportunity to use this clip tho

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

2 years

@barstoolsports Ain’t nothing new about Borgs

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

10 months

Happy bday @drunkyotes here’s from the time I ran into you at a Love’s truck lot

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

8 months

When the bar lights come on at 4am and I have to be at the airport in a couple hours

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

6 months

@RLHoitzII @meangirlpod This might be the nail in the coffins for these ladies

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

26 days

Chick-fil-A in the CarPlay App. A little too easy?

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

1 year

Hear me out, NASCAR in Chicago but theyre all hammered

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

1 year

I have to wait for the internet guy to set up my internet and I feel like Jesse pinkman when he bought his house back from his parents

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

3 months

@ClintonsBurner It’s not what you know, it’s who you know

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

3 months

Closed butch mcguires, got home at 5am. Four (4) plain hot dogs and sunning myself on Clark Street Dogs (like pictures) patio will fix me.

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

1 month

This shit is so much better than soccer

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

6 months

Masters Weekend. Guy stuff.

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

1 year

So yeah, I’m thinking I’m #tapped

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

3 months

@BigBenson69420 Can’t buy your way to the top. Gotta earn it.

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

5 months

When did Roku city get DoorDash?

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

8 months

Me to myself when I wake up hungover and I only had three (3) beers last night

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

5 months

At 10:42pm on Sunday night my career as a student comes to an end. Good run. Gonna miss being a degenerate. Somebody give me a job now.

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

1 year

Y’all mind if I rip a little Simpson hit and run?

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

5 months

Just heard the CIA might’ve done 9/11 and We. Are. PISSED

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

4 months

Milwaukee you know how to treat a guy right. Thanks for the good times. Bundy, out.

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

13 days

Y’all mind if I post some light fall foliage to the timeline?

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

1 year

Y’all mind if I do a little duck hunting on this fine Tuesday morning?

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

6 months

Ya’ll mind? God bless 45 and future 47

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

5 months

You mind? We don’t. We’re just curious if you mind.

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

2 years

Regular ice is fine. It’s the black ice you have to worry about

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

1 year

It’s been a minute yall. Can I get a squad check?

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

1 year

As I prepare to head on the drive south I got some final words to say. Burners, you made this old grad student feel at home in life postundergrad. Didn’t expect to meet so many new people and have such a fun year. This isn’t the end it’s just a change of pace. See ya at the clam.

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

4 months

@vinnyvangooo Threw wheeler walker on to balance it out

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

9 months

Do y’all fucking mind if I rip the sled, fish on ice, and drink some beers?

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

1 year

Hey guys, cut it out. @Palestine_UN

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

1 year

Strongest line in the league @GinandTonic6969 @MrMeatNPotatoes @vaderhallway @jackncrac @chippermanchris

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

1 year

“The Bears can’t be any worse than last season” The Bears:

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

1 year

Ummmmmm do y’all mind if I tap

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

11 months

The three main food groups: cheese, cottage cheese, and milk (chocolate)

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

2 years

How I’m gonna be with my boys at the clam tonight frfr

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

10 months

Screw Spotify wrapped. What’s your TouchTunes Rewind?

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

5 months

Sunday dinner with the fellas. Anyone opposed?

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

3 months

If I won the lottery I wouldn’t tell anyone, but there would be signs

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

10 days

Guys being dudes

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

11 months

Y’all mind if I don’t see a single bird all day and have an old fashion?

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

6 months

It took two days of the words eyes on the WNBA for an all time “Where’s my hug?” guy to get exposed

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6 months

A reporter sends a “🫶” at Caitlin Clark Caitlin Clark: "I do that at my family after every game.” Reporter: "Start doing it to me and we'll get along just fine." ( @ClutchPoints )

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

1 year

One of those days

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

10 months

Guy stuff

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

5 months

Solid weekend off the grid. Disconnect to reconnect.

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

1 year

Nickelback concert tonight?

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

1 year

When she asks my thoughts on premarital sex

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

1 year

Uhhhh ohhhh

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

6 months

Did Miami this weekend and did it right. Left E11EVEN at 7am this morning and the sun had risen.

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

3 months

Nike elites with the shitkickers combo. We ain’t playing around for George Strait tonight

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

11 months

The Clam

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1 year

What is the greatest structure ever built?

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

1 year

I think I’ve found my calling

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

1 year

They wrote me off but I ain’t write back tho #tapped

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

10 months

Me at the turnpike troubadours concert tonight

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

2 years

When you hit the spin button in Madden

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

1 year

Oppenheimer but it’s about the guy that invented the flesh light

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

1 year

“Hey gang, hope your weekend is good. Just a quick reminder we have a 20 page final due tomorrow that we haven’t started. I’ll throw together a quick outline, but im a bit busy with Monday night football. Would you be able to figure out the rest and turn it in? Awesome, thanks.”

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

10 months

So now what? No fucking Ziti?

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

10 months

When youre blacked out on water street after bar close and see the cops on horses

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

1 year

Mama there goes that man

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

6 months

Such a Bob Saget in Entourage type of night

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

1 year

@GordonGekko420 Body armor? Just get fat as fuck

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

2 years

@EddieBarstool @MarqStool There is only one correct answer and it’s Murphy’s Irish Pub aka the clam

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

5 months

I call this making $1,000 the easy way

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@Chicago_History

5 months

For $1,000 - Could you eat all of this in under 30 mins? #ChicagoHistory ☑️

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

6 months

Can a white boy have a beer and watch Platoon? Is that okay anymore?

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

3 months

Save me deep dish personal and a coke. Save me.

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

5 months

Fixed it

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5 months

Just finished budgeting for the month

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

1 year

Beautiful day outside? I don’t care! I’m gonna sit on my couch, watch football, and drink beers. Sorry libs!

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

2 years

Ladies and Gentlemen, I’ve found my calling

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

7 months

In the lab

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In the lab

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

2 years

Me to the Culver’s drive-thru speaker

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

1 year

Boy fridge

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

1 year

Ya’ll mind if stare at the Tetons and tap in?

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

1 year

Good band tonight. Don’t know who the lead singer was but he deserves his dick sucked.

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

1 year

@MarqStool Whoever runs this account for the love of god give it up.

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

1 year

That’s my muthafuckin gang

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

5 months

Job rejection email on a Sunday??? What the hell!

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

2 years

But GS for my gun squaaaaddddd

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

1 year

You’re laughing? Jack Doherty’s security guard knocked out one of corina kopfs friends, and you’re laughing?

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

1 year

@magnum_cartel He’s got a point here tho

𝙃𝙚𝙖𝙩 𝙉𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣

@HEATVSREFS

1 year

All i gotta say is JESUS

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

1 year

God fucking damn it

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

1 year

Where’s the locker room? I’m late!

Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

1 year

Strongest line in the league @GinandTonic6969 @MrMeatNPotatoes @vaderhallway @jackncrac @chippermanchris

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

11 months

Oh yes. I’m tapped in.

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

11 months

When somebody says “I thought you were taking a break from drinking” to me while I’m drinking

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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

1 year

Good job everyone @ burners

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@DailyLoud

1 year

New research from the National Institute on Drug Abuse reveals that marijuana, hallucinogen, and alcohol use have now reached record high levels in the U.S.