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Combat Sports, Battle Rap, Pro Wrestling, Horror, Politics, & any other opportunity for miscellaneous fits of smartassery/Mega Megu's Burner. #MMAisProWrestling

Baltimore, Maryland
Joined July 2016
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Watch and share this video when you get the chance. Credit to SomethingAboutChickens from YouTube.
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PROOF OF POATAN MAGIC: Alex Pereira makes eye contact with Jiri Prochazka, causing Jiri to DIE. Chama is real. #UFC303
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@TayB1017 @PremiSterlin Damn they got ya ass, just gon head and pay
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Oh no how will I live without my bagged warm water meat #RIPTacoBell
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Salute to Prince Nana & Swerve Strickland. RIP Jimmy Rave. #AEWDynasty
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@JesusChrysler15 I know they chose to play Drake, but I can hear the nonrhythmic and faint cheek clapping, heavy breathing, random awkward laughing and the occasional war cry of "woo!". Nothing else.
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@STARBANNGGAA @wristsisfrogs And nobody in the line reflected on life and thought "This is where I am in life right now because of a chicken sandwich. Some people are remembered for protests, others because of riots.."
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Coronavirus II trending and I haven't even seen part I yet. I would say no spoilers but definitely TELL US WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT IT IF YOU KNOW ANYTHING AT ALL.
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@gnuman1979 All he has to do is start talking and abruptly stop with no emotion. The kid would immediately know "Okay time to stop." Example: Come down here! What did I jus--
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My guy said "Who" to "Kid" Yamamoto, pack it up. Say your goodbyes to MMA in general and exit stage left.
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@ABC Here go some images, it seems you're having trouble finding appropriate ones.
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That awkward moment when you ain't Glenn. #TheWalkingDead
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@StonedRogan @ItAintMeBihh This is exactly when you do it. This is when they get a lil height & base in their voice so you have to remind them. This btw would be the Sequel because the first whoopin is when they're young so that they have in the back of their mind as they get older not to try this.
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I don't want to hear shit about Sean Strictland being a potential murderer until he ends fights like Khalil Roundtree just did. #UFCVegas50
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The fighters are being announced....who's blood is this? #UFCVegas37
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@jrdynjy @fruityakira I like to imagine she comes to the same shoe store daily and runs off with them after trying them on, no matter the Season.
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Nah yall can have this era of UFC I'm good.
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AYO WHAT
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UFC Fighters looking at Dana after seeing Rodtang get a $100,000 Bonus: #ONEChampionship
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@DatHurdler_Theo @wristsisfrogs Private school too? Let's get to serving
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@dylanhughes881 Super Mario is tired of Toads shit and honestly I don't blame him.
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@ThatRexGuy True love.
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@BenTheBaneDavis Jiri has to appeal to the Nevada State Poltergeist Commission or something, that was crazy
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@hharveyy100 Hilarious. 35 seconds in it started feeling like a Key & Peele skit
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@SKTheKingYT To the people asking what happened to Lil JJ, he went on to star in multiple shows in Nickelodeon as well as movies, and goes by Big JJ having done multiple seasons on Wild N Out up until 2023
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Setting trends since 1993.
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PUNCHING BACK: UFC founder blasts "woke" culture โ€” why his company refuses to follow other brands.
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@christinadejene @majelismeyong Cat was wondering the same thing
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@illestdjkflow @iamJokunle No tears, no pouting, glock under the blanket, tap me again and become a statistic pop
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@lionheartasmith Jacare just looked at his arm and judged it for giving in.
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Gregory watching over the mourning family like... #TheWalkingDead
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@leaahjaydaa @chogisoo__ @coochwooch the bacon lettuce mayo movement? huh???
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@EraserBy @AlexBehunin When you lose on TUF you have to stay in the house still. So no fights (unless an opportunity arises) and all of the time, depression and alcohol you can drink.
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Mike Perry evading the IRS and going on the run internationally for Tax evasion while cage fighting to survive with his questionably underage IG model girl friend is the summer movie I didn't know I needed. #UFCVegas4
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@thejournalista Twitter makes it seem socially acceptable to be delusional. These performers who get married/pregnant are human beings with lives of their own. Just because they play a role while entertaining, doesn't mean they're that person IRL. It's wild that adults need this disclaimer.
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@tooktey @Gnomeregan4ever @jiffington As if saying "Oh my God, we go though this EVERYDAY dude just let me in this time."
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I'm starting to understand Joe Biden's facial expressions. This was his "Wait now hold on, I didn't call the Blacks super predators, that was Hilary Clinton" face #Debates2024
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@kadeejra Credit to Much Dank the youtuber who made this, check out the full ep
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@R3dJ0k3r I've been in the Twitter/Youtube loop for too long. I've almost forgotten what actual scholars sound like.
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If yall don't shut that #ReopenMaryland shit all the way the fuck up.
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@ZhouLabUCR @JoyceLauNews @DrEricDing Dear Italy, Americans don't read. Please resend, but with flashing effects & Suspense Music in the background while you read this to us. Also, please make sure to show footage of mass hysteria via clips of random civil unrest as you do for maximum effect. Cheers, Murica๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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@satanas_jorge You can't show this and not show the plot twist of who started the brawl:
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@byLorettaHunt Oooor...maybe she's a messy vampire
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I don't see any sites posting this bit on my timeline anywhere. #UFC253 #UFCFightIsland #MMATwitter
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@JrWave19 I KNOW THE KILLER
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@ach_choo Tri...angle?..... .....Triangle? BECAUSE A-AH, h-he wants to TRY ANGLES, ANGLES that in which he can WADE in, & after he finds D'WAY-IN A-HA, YALL DON'T HEAR ME NOW he will SYSTEMATICALLY BRAID the HOMOSEXUALITY into the MINDS of our black MEN and CHILDREN down to the ROOT
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@jedigoodman It's crazy how the illegal streams got more clear after he got'em. Thank you Dana for getting that other guy out of the rankings, he was ruining everything as our main supplier.
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@shaunalshatti And Herb Dean was there both times.
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@GodEnjay I never realized how T.I. This chorus sounds until now.
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@karibug13 @zmullis Pops tried to cancel his show at the end buit he went right into Season 2
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@benicetome @StillSumAsshole When you find out her body count had nothing to do with sexual encounters. If this blows up, stay in the house. If it doesn't, stay in the house.
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thinking about her today
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@ChandranTheMan I'm seeing people mention they aren't related. They don't need to be. Roman Reigns is a heel. Paul Heyman "making a call" to bring in help is out of the heel playbook, not to mention Romans history with Tonga. GOD Mode with the Guerrillas of Destiny, it writes itself.
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Some artist somewhere that respects MMA and what it means at its core is redrawing this on a larger display as we speak. #UFC234 #MMA
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"WHO IS YALL?!" I've only actually seen the demon YALL, full name "YALL ALWAYS" once. It is a menace to every black family. It eats all the food, leaves drops of milk/juice in containers, steals & any other type of mischief it can stir up while using its dark art to go unnoticed.
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@Giftaveli @NATERERUN @JordynAnese Please, for your children's sake, work on your attention span. Nobody should feel comfortable publicly asking for the summarized version of the summarized version of the summarized version of anything.
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@GalaInADome @nancyneff2 You now own the welcome. It's yours.
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@TheCovalentTV Taker said this NEVER would have happened with Rikishi.
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@PlatinumPerry Me as a black man trying to get past all of the white people accepting Mike's apology to receive it.
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@Phil_Lewis_ She really came to the cookout, ate several plates and after making her to go plate said "If you would like to kick me out I understand, in fact, I should be asked to leave. I remove myself."
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One of the best parts of MMA is @jonjones constantly catching it from fans that don't know that he's not MMA Jon Jones. It's like an inside joke that has gone on for 12 seasons and still not gotten old just because the timing is always unexpected yet on time. #MMA #UFC232
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OMFG! CYBORG GETS KNOCKED OUT!!!! #Bellator
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@MikeDavisMMA "Congrats on the win tonight. Incredibly impressive performance and conditioning" I read this in the A.I. voice.
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Nah bro this couldn't be me. I'd have to shoot the venue up at this point. Mama you LAUGHING?!?! #PaulWoodley2
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@arielhelwani Very late stoppage for Nasrat Haqparast as Nasrat Haqparast had already knocked him out, but the ref allowed Nasrat Haqparast to land a few more unanswered strikes on Nasrat Haqparast. Nasrat Haqparast protesting the stoppage but Nasrat Haqparast won clearly.
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But this is dictator Fulgencio Batista's army corporal receiving his last rites before being executed by a Castro firing squad, not a farmer. Not a land owner. At some point we HAVE to start fact checking & stop using popular names to widespread false information at lightspeed.
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@ItsMissMahagony @IlovebeinBlack Happy Halloween! TAKE ONE! Me:
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@GarethSalisbury @FloppyMeme @TheCenaxDivas @WrestlingHumble I was there, Josie said "I'mma bite'em" before going over there and doing it, I don't know why they left that footage out.
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@Fredericoo11 Women value stability and your lack of education makes said stability questionable...this post makes said stability even more questionable just go to school. It doesn't need to be all of this. Listen, I know a guy, alright? Here's his number, he'll help.
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Joe Rogan breaking down how tight the choke was, look at Valentina's face compared to her jaw line immediately after having the choke released. #UFC285
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@TyCardon @Thekidgib45 Ben created an entire scenario that isn't happening just to seem tough. There is a lot of ifs in this very specific and overly dramatic unrealistic scenario. +10 Clown Points, Bonus +2 for Online Machismo.
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@dodo I love how people watch a video in full, then complain about the person that made it possible for them to watch a video in full after watching the video in full.
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@StonedRogan Here she goes again, doing the opposite of what she should have done.
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@SKTheKingYT They actually resemble the comic more in the pilot, but I'm glad they made the changes for cleaner animations on TV. Pilot had Riley looking like Woo Wop, which is hilarious in itself.
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@AlexBehunin I don't know what would have to happen in life for me to laugh hard enough to make this face but it has me dying
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@NdCharlesMMA1 Tell me about it, I've been a fan of Jiri's since Rizin before he stepped foot into the UFC, but chamagic is chamagic, what can ya do
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@jasoneg33 This will always get a laugh out of me, no matter how many times I see it. Bill Burr is the best.
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"A promising future ahead of him now in jeopardy for one incredibly foolish act" makes it sound like a good Samaritan was involved in an unfortunate accident instead of a psychopath engaging in chemical warfare.
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This is wild I mean wild
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@FullContactMTWF Credit to the news station for cleaning up the footage for casual News watchers, here's the raw footage:
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@JonJonesBurner No, this is. That barber was heartless.
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@Dunk225 @BoneKnightmare She's a sell out for making sure she made it to her destination on time? We're not landing the entire plane in some random location because of one drunk woman, just make it right for me having to deal with her once we land.
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@thedudeUSA @RexChapman Perhaps English would have been spoken. And if the cop was afraid he certainly wouldn't have run up and punched the person who is armed, take his boot out of your mouth.
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@KAIROSMMA2 @AbsolutlyNobode Clean slate! Currently 0-0 in the UFC let's goooooo
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@danawhite The MMA community when the fight doesn't happen:
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@LordGili @ihatematt It's a mental issue and my suggestion would be medication. Medication of choice: shotgun shells, they'd be required to take two in the morning or evening, whichever is most convenient.
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@TheCovalentTV @RheaRipley_WWE As soon as they follow you down the stairs:
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@SammyboyBowers People are laughing but this is legit. The last guy that tried to shoot me in the back I used this very trick. He ended up on one knee just like this. We're married now.
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@MMAFighting Forever a sore loser, the way that UFC protects the images of their darlings is certainly a case study, but it always unravels in the end.
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@FORevertexas @mattzarb That's probably the best part of Trump becoming President to me, the magnifying glass is forced on the process itself and how it has been for decades.
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@Xblort @lih3art Weebly "The Seam" Kelly. It's his favorite boxer.
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@1Stop_Wrestling Durag Vince memes
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@hellfiresbyers So America but with affordable housing and an occasional hero? Absolutely.
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Zhang Weili allowing Yan Xiaonan to spar with her for four rounds after choking her unconscious was really cool. Veteran shit. #UFC300
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@prettygirlgari @fybbud Don't send me no heart during our pre-fight arrangements bro.
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Everyone is going to talk about that flying knee, but everything about that slip counter right was amazing. Mighty Mouse gave me zero time to twwet about it but๐Ÿ˜™๐Ÿ‘Œ #ONEonPrimeVideo1 #ONEChampionship
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