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@DUVAL_DOOM

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Jaguars πŸ† | Fulham 🦑 | Georgia Southern πŸ¦… MOSTLY HYPERBOLE

North of the Bank
Joined January 2011
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Johnny Machiavelli
3 months
2024 #Jaguars predictions - @ MIA - L vs. CLE - L @ BUF(MNF) - L @ HOU - L vs. IND - W @ CHI(Spurs) - W vs. NE(Wembley) - W vs. GB - W @ PHI(SNF) - L vs. MIN - W @ DET - L Bye vs. HOU - W @ TEN - L vs. NYJ - W @ LV - W vs. TEN - W @ IND - W
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Johnny Machiavelli
6 years
@J_Nubz Bro, I watched a buff, crew cut having, military looking dude sit down with his wife at ours last night, get their chips & salsa and drinks, then proceed to tell the waiter five minutes later they wouldn't be eating there because the wait staff was speaking SPANISH TO EACH OTHER!
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Johnny Machiavelli
2 years
Funny story - I still to this very day, love Blake Bortles with all my heart.
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11 months
So Urbs was filming #SwampKings when he was supposed to be coaching the Jags? πŸ‘€
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3 years
Do the right thing @Jaguars ! #FireBaalke
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Johnny Machiavelli
6 years
Also any Harry Potter movie after they turned about 13.
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Schoolboy Q's Baby Mama
6 years
What's the WORST movie you've ever seen?
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1 year
You guys... πŸ₯ΉπŸ₯Ή
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1 year
Never gets old #DUUUVAL
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Johnny Machiavelli
3 years
Win today, keep the Colts out. Lose today, keep the Steelers out. Basically the only way we can really lose is for Shad to keep Baalke. πŸ˜‚
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Johnny Machiavelli
1 month
Please win a super bowl quickly @Jaguars . There's very little time left.
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Johnny Machiavelli
3 years
I crop dusted a bunch of Colts fans on the way in. #DUUUVAL #FireBaalke 🀑
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Johnny Machiavelli
1 year
Thanks again to @Fanatics for the chance to talk to QB1 for a few minutes. He was as gracious as you'd hope. 😁 #DUUUVAL
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Johnny Machiavelli
1 year
People out here acting like we didn't let Chad fucking Henne go 98 yards on us is WILD.
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Johnny Machiavelli
3 years
Good morning #DUUUVAL ! Let's #FireBaalke today.
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Johnny Machiavelli
3 years
Fuck the Titans.
@Jaguars
Jacksonville Jaguars
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Tell us you're a Jaguars fan without telling us you're a Jaguars fan. #DUUUVAL
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3 years
God you're exhausting @Jaguars .
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3 years
The thing these people don't understand is that we're PROUD of the fanbase. We're proud of us! We know we deserve better, & we're simply asking for it. #DUUUVAL #FireBaalke 🀑
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Johnny Machiavelli
3 years
Can someone down at the Bank please just make sure @Trevorlawrencee knows how much we hate the Titans? Please? Anyone? Please? @Jaguars
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3 years
Go get Byron right now.
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2 years
πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ 93 years to 28 years and you've got one less playoff win than us. You should be jealous. πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚
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Kings of the north and it feels so good
2 years
@theMCwale No one’s jealous of your shit hole franchise
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1 month
#JAGUARS IN JACKSONVILLE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!
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2 years
K. 🧹🧹
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@TitanAnderson1
Titan Anderson
2 years
4 Cats 🐈 to take down our KING. πŸ˜†. DERRICK HENRY IS HIM! #NextYearIsOURS #Titans
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3 years
Byron fucking saving us if he can.
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3 years
Pretty sure it's to knock Buffalo out of the playoffs. πŸ˜‚
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2 years
We won free agency.
@nflrums
NFL Rumors
2 years
The #Browns have agreed to terms on a one-year deal worth up to $5 million with #Jaguars DT Taven Bryan, according to his agents at @SPORTSTARSNYC .
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Johnny Machiavelli
1 year
We've loved this team for so damn long & it's never felt like it loved us back, but that's starting to change. πŸ₯Ή
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Cortlyn Stovall
1 year
I cannot get over how much I love this
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3 years
Be great, young prince.
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Johnny Machiavelli
14 days
The last time the dolphins played the Jaguars in these uniforms Dan Marino retired. Be quiet.
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Keith mcclendon
14 days
@NFL @Jaguars Jags r week 1 losers. I promise you that
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Johnny Machiavelli
3 years
CBS just being lazy with their scenic footage last Sunday I see. 🀣
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Johnny Machiavelli
3 years
I think the best thing that happened in the stadium was Trevor taking that mic after the win. He was so happy for us. You could feel it. Not giving us a dub in Jax was bothering him. And that #DUUUVAL πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°
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Johnny Machiavelli
3 years
Please @TonyKhan , I'm begging you, don't let this kid go to waste. Please. πŸ™
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Kassidy Hill
3 years
Oh wow. This shot from @SelfTUPhoto of Trevor Lawrence comforting Brandon Linder on the cart...
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Johnny Machiavelli
14 days
Fred Taylor SHOULD be in the Hall of Fame.
@BetMGM
BetMGM 🦁
14 days
The Jaguars throwbacks are the perfect reminder that Fred Taylor should be in the HOF
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2 years
Good morning #DUUUVAL ! Happy #Gameday !
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Johnny Machiavelli
1 year
If you're headed out to training camp at any point, I want you to think about the dark times we've been through as a fanbase when you walk into that facility to watch Trevor Lawrence be your QB, Travis Etienne be your RB, Calvin Ridley be your WR1, & Engram be your TE.
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1 year
Y'all, look who the very first player shown on the NFL Total Access pregame show is. πŸ₯Ή #DUUUVAL
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Johnny Machiavelli
4 years
Maybe when a journeyman QB beats you six times with six different teams and the only constant is the defensive coordinator, MAYBE the problem is the defensive coordinator?
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Johnny Machiavelli
5 years
41 won't say it, but I will πŸ—£οΈπŸ“’YESSSSSS
@gmfb
Good Morning Football
5 years
We asked @Jaguars rookie DE @JoshAllen41_ if he feels he's being over looked for DROY. "It's been like this my whole life. It's nothing new to me."
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2 years
So basically, Doug got them all together Saturday night and told them "Fuck the Titans" πŸ˜‚
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1 year
K.
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Edward O'Donnell
1 year
Jags stadium deal just got a whole lot more difficult. Hope none of you naive voters are Jax Jags fans, because if so, you just screwed yourselves.
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"Fuck it, Doug. Score 75 every game."
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1 year
Oh. 😯 #DUUUVAL
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3 years
This is a beautiful tweet.
@PardonMyTake
Pardon My Take
3 years
Since 2017 Blake Bortles has the same amount of playoff wins as Aaron Rodgers
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Now make the announcement @Jaguars .
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Johnny Machiavelli
5 years
A self made billionaire who's daddy didn't hand him anything? Yeah, I can imagine that, thanks. πŸ˜‚
@ARod75
Anthony Rodriguez
5 years
Imagine trying to clown Mark Davis as an owner and your team owner looks like this πŸ˜‚
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5 years
Found a QB. Lost a defense.
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2 years
Never thought I'd live to see the day Brady was a hero in our story.
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Johnny Machiavelli
2 years
For years it's been implied that no matter how good you were as a football player, if you played in Jacksonville, you'd never get in. THAT'S why this fucking matters to me, & so many others. Bo earned this, but we all get to enjoy it.
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Jacksonville Jaguars
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Pride of the Jaguars Offensive Lineman Tony Boselli meets with the media after becoming the first Jacksonville Jaguars inductee to the Pro Football Hall of Fame.
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Johnny Machiavelli
7 years
Regardless of decisions made or not made this offseason I think we can all agree MORE JANUARY FOOTBALL PLEASE @JAGUARS ! #DTWD
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1 year
πŸ‘€ 🀣
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NFL Total Access
1 year
Who is most likely to dethrone the Chiefs this season? πŸ€”
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Johnny Machiavelli
3 years
Hey, can Byron hire Keenan now that the Vikings fired Zimmer?
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3 years
I would eat nothing but eggs the rest of my life to have a competitive NFL team based in Jacksonville.
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2 years
They're so fucking mad here y'all. I gotta daddy's cussing me in front of they kids when all I'm doing is smiling. πŸ˜‚
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1 year
What about this one? Was this one the refs? πŸ˜‚ πŸ–•
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@NFLUK @Jaguars *refs led @Jaguars to AFC south title. For those of you who didn’t watch the game
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Johnny Machiavelli
3 years
The seats are assigned, you fucking weirdos.
@YahooSports
Yahoo Sports
3 years
The doors have opened for Cowboys/Niners 😳 (via @jonmachota )
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2 years
🀣 🀣 🀣 🀣 🀣 🀣 🀣 🀣
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3 years
Caller going in on Tony Khan on #JaguarsToday . πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ Tony ain't the fucking problem. I'd put Tony in charge right now & think we'd be better off.
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I AM SO PROUD OF YOU #DUUUVAL
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#Titans fans been SOOOOO quiet. πŸ€”
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Johnny Machiavelli
2 years
FUCKING DO IT. SEE WHAT IT'LL TAKE.
@AroundTheNFL
Around The NFL
2 years
π——π—˜π—©π—˜π—Ÿπ—’π—£π—œπ—‘π—š: Davante Adams informs Packers he won't play on franchise tag in 2022
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Mom found out I didn't order a division champs shirt because I was upset about the super bowl & she ordered it & left it in my truck this afternoon with a note saying "You should still be proud. You never gave up on them, even when they were terrible. Love you, mom. Go Jaguars"
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@MichaelMatteoRo
Michael Matteo Rossi
1 year
Who's a character that didn't deserve their fate? I'll start:
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2 years
There's at least nine of us.
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Please be as good as everyone thinks you're going to be @Jaguars . I just want to have fun with my friends all year. πŸ™
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