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@CortlynSto

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highly caffeinated, somewhat functioning introvert. depressed jags fan. dtwd. she/her.

Jacksonville, FL
Joined December 2010
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@CortlynSto
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Have we tried unplugging the Jacksonville Jaguars and plugging them back in?
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2 years
I cannot WAIT for how insufferable the jaguars fan base is going to be this season 💕
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@CortlynSto
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3 years
no disrespect but you haven’t won in Jax since 2014??
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3 years
#Colts owner Jim Irsay on the Week 18 loss to the #Jaguars : “No disrespect to Jacksonville, but I mean, they’re the worst team in the league. I mean, if you play well for the first quarter, they’re (probably) looking to go to the locker room, you know?”
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@CortlynSto
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2 years
even the Jell-O shots gotta be teal
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@CortlynSto
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2 years
Jaguars are America’s team now?
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@CortlynSto
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It honestly should be illegal to lose with the field looking like this.
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@CortlynSto
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1 year
Y’all really making these poor kids sit through this dumpster fire to the end
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@CortlynSto
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My Sunday ritual is trauma bonding with other jaguars fans.
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@CortlynSto
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3 years
Being a Jags fan is mentally and emotionally exhausting
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@CortlynSto
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10 months
Raise your hand if you’ve ever felt personally victimized by the Jacksonville Jaguars
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@CortlynSto
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3 years
In the sacred timeline Myles Jack wasn’t down
@Jaguars
Jacksonville Jaguars
3 years
Coming to a timeline near you. #Loki X #DUUUVAL
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@CortlynSto
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2 years
hi nashville
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@CortlynSto
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2 years
My dad gave me all of his inaugural season jags stuff and stuff he’s saved from all the jags games over the years for Christmas 🥹
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@CortlynSto
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3 years
The absolute worst part about the Bengals winning is for some psychotic reason this gives me hope the jags can turn it around, too 🥺
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@CortlynSto
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3 years
I’ve been waiting so long to wear this 🥲 Now #FireBaalke and make it a double Victory Monday
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@CortlynSto
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1 year
I cannot get over how much I love this
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@CortlynSto
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1 year
this shirt just gets me
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@CortlynSto
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8 years
When you realize #AprilTheGiraffe has a bigger audience than the inauguration.
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@CortlynSto
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3 years
jags twitter takes no prisoners
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@CortlynSto
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3 years
this just got delivered today, so let’s hope it’s a sign 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼
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@CortlynSto
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2 years
Happy Victory Monday (again)
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@CortlynSto
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3 years
excuse me did Shad just say the coach search “from what I’ve been told was a long and exhaustive process”
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@CortlynSto
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3 years
Forget the Budzone we need the Four Loko zone.
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Hey @Jaguars u know what to do
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@CortlynSto
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2 years
Duval, why do we still have tickets available for the PRIME TIME PLAYOFF game tomorrow? I want to see all of your beautiful faces cheering on the jags with me. 😢
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@CortlynSto
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3 years
My god I just love Trevor Lawrence so much.
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@CortlynSto
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3 years
hate u but still love u, jags 🥺
@Jaguars
Jacksonville Jaguars
3 years
28 years ago today, we were awarded the NFL’s 30th franchise. #DUUUVAL
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@CortlynSto
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2 years
never have I been more excited to do laundry 💕
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@CortlynSto
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3 years
I would personally like to fight, Urban.
@ActionSportsJax
BrentDanStuartMarcelAlivia
3 years
Jags RB James Robinson reacts to being benched after a second straight week with a fumble during his weekly appearance on @ActionSportsJax Jags Report Live. Watch the full video here () for more thoughts on if he's getting the ball enough... #ASJax
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@CortlynSto
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3 years
I’m so tired of the jaguars stressing me out
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@CortlynSto
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2 years
a blackout is cool but give me teal on black all day everyday with those teal endzones 🥴
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@CortlynSto
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2 years
Happy Bicentennial, Jax. Lucky to call you home. 💕
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@CortlynSto
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2 years
I am already annoyed with these Chargers fans on my TL.
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@CortlynSto
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7 months
so we are all going to have a collective meltdown at 4:02 if the jags don’t announce ridley, huh?
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@CortlynSto
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4 months
feels like an appropriate shirt for today. 💸
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@CortlynSto
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2 years
I’m here for this Sacksonville 2.0 defense they’re putting together
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@CortlynSto
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2 years
Why yes I did pack my Victory Monday shirt and yes it feels extra good wearing it today
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@CortlynSto
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3 years
Shad doing the whirlybird around Gene’s question
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@CortlynSto
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1 year
Duval is about to wild out for these MNF and SNF games 😮‍💨
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@CortlynSto
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3 years
I slept on it and yes, I’m happy about the Pederson hire. Think he’s a great choice and great for Trevor. I’m also sad Byron didn’t work out because I think that could’ve been something great here. Also still mad about Baalke and interested to see what happens next with Spielman.
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@CortlynSto
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1 year
It’s that time of year again 😏
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@CortlynSto
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3 years
some of y’all are confusing excitement with high expectations. most of us are very aware we won’t be great next year regardless of having byron, but we can at least be excited to be better.
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@Jaguars
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1 year
Y’all heard the guys 👀 Let’s lock down The Bank! @EverBankStadium | #KCvsJAX
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All I want for Christmas is a Jaguars win today please I beg you
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@CortlynSto
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I love you guys, for real.
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3 years
Seems like a great day for history to repeat itself. #FireBaalke
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@CortlynSto
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1 year
Talk your shit, king 👑🫡
@Trevorlawrencee
Trevor Lawrence
1 year
Y’all keep your opinions and we’ll keep finding ways to win 👀 #Analysts
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2 years
time to start drinking and pretending I’m in Vegas
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@CortlynSto
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3 years
today has given me emotional whiplash
@mikejurecki
Mike Jurecki
3 years
Hearing the Jaguars are close to hiring Adrian Wilson as their GM and Byron Leftwich as HC.
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Nothing like the emotional rollercoaster of the Jaguars offseason.
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@CortlynSto
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2 years
Happy game day, Duval! Repping @DTWDoriginals from over here in Italy today. #DTWD my dudes
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@CortlynSto
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3 years
There are 2 types of girls and I am the one that just wears jags shirts
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@CortlynSto
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1 month
for the love of god please don’t hurt me this season 🥹
@Jaguars
Jacksonville Jaguars
1 month
We want the smoke 🔥 #DUUUVAL
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@CortlynSto
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1 year
Found a jags bar in Austin and had the best time with all my new friends
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@CortlynSto
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3 years
Why the heck am I so confident in a Jags W tonight
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@CortlynSto
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3 years
Tailgate ready 🤙🏼
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@CortlynSto
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2 years
it’s happening 😈
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2 years
I cannot WAIT for how insufferable the jaguars fan base is going to be this season 💕
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@CortlynSto
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3 years
hearing “duuuval” outside of duval is like a mating call.
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3 years
shout out to the media for asking exactly what we all wanted to hear today.
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@CortlynSto
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2 years
You guys I cannot sleep I am still shocked we won
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@CortlynSto
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5 years
say it loud for the people in the back 🗣🗣🗣
@AdamSchefter
Adam Schefter
5 years
49ers’ first-round pick Nick Bosa has been tremendous this season; but so has Jaguars’ first-round pick Josh Allen, having played one more game.
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2 years
when will people learn not to mess with jags twitter
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3 years
throw the bag at them all. make moves and win games. idgaf about the money.
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My mother, ladies and gentlemen
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11 months
Jags said black out so we’re blacking out (with edible gold glitter of course)
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@CortlynSto
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10 months
We’re winning and I still hate the “alright alright alright” guy
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2 years
Trying to explain to my coworkers who don’t live in Florida the Waffle House rule for hurricanes and I am getting a lot of weird looks
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the entire jags fan base today 💕
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3 years
I, for one, cannot wait for this episode to drop.
@NFL
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"Just might not have been our year this year." Season finale of #HardKnocks : In Season with the @Colts premieres tonight 10pm on HBO/HBOMax
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Antique shopping score
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@CortlynSto
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8 months
giving myself a little pep talk to prepare for whatever sad jag news we get today
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@CortlynSto
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2 years
It’s Victory Friday, Duval 🥹
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Looks like it’s “I accidentally made 100 Jell-O shots for the tailgate” day
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1 year
I’ve missed the smell of tailgating in the morning
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I’ve never been good with peer pressure. #NewProfilePic
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dude just sat next to me at a bar and started talking about his masturbation issues. this is what I get for going out in ocala
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2 years
good morning and fuck the titans 💕
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3 years
hello jaguars, I am an old lady and go to bed by 10. Can we pls announce this soon because I am tired.
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@CortlynSto
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2 years
found a familiar face at my niece’s softball tournament today
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Hello it’s me the obnoxious jags fan on the saints side
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A happier time 😢
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2 years
Anybody else having internet outage issues with Xfinity/Comcast?
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3 years
live look at the jaguars roping me back in with all of these coaching hires
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2 years
lol our plane is missing bolts on a tire?! And now I am missing my connection and flying on standby to get in at noon. Just get me to KC you guys
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@CortlynSto
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3 years
Doing some spring cleaning and found an old book on Jacksonville featuring my dad at a @Jaguars game back in the day 😊
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4 years
Someone in my neighborhood is setting off fireworks for what I can only assume is in celebration of the Jets winning.
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Well at least the traffic won’t be bad leaving the game today
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1 year
Ok but can I get one of those on my house
@1stdowntownjax
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1 year
The new Jaguar head on the west exterior of Miller Electric Center’s indoor practice field is now illuminated at night! ✨
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New Orleans I am in you
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It’s my best friend’s baby’s first game and @Jaguars let’s give him a win
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@_John_Shipley
John Shipley
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Report: Playing Surface at Jaguars' New Stadium Would Be 'Synthetic Turf'
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3 years
what a wonderful morning
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Happy 30th, @Jaguars . 🥹 Can’t wait to see what the next 30 bring us 🎉 ilysm 💕
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@CortlynSto
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3 years
please for the love of god say something. I can’t take another stressful day of constant twitter refreshing.
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@CortlynSto
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2 years
So what I read is he thinks Leon Searcy should also be in the HOF?
@JStCyrTV
Jamal St. Cyr
2 years
Bruce Smith took to IG to comment on Tony Boselli’s HOF status. Smith said “Tony was a formidable opponent during his brief career, but | find it difficult to compare the totality of his body of work with those of the NFL's greatest Left Tackles.”
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Tedeschi Trucks and John Henderson?! I’m already so hyped for this.
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2 years
The KC airport is awful. No sit down restaurant/bar or anything after security??
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