David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿 @DOBabatunde Twitter profile

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

7 days

Please help repost my friend's handwork ❤️🤲🏽 As God did through all of you here, please follow my self employed friend here! You might not be her customer but you know someone who would need her services.

Thesmallchopsplug😌🥹

@Beatrice_lape

7 days

Kindly help repost and patronize🤲 We are open and taking orders for your cakes, smallchops and pastries 📍location is osun state

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

20 days

NYSC finishes today. I need a Job people. B. Tech Agricultural Economics. 2:1 (Hons) I can run a farm, consult and do accounts. I can work in Lagos, Ibadan or Osun state. Please repost.

Tolu Of Canada🇨🇦🇨🇦

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21 days

Being broke and not expecting money from anywhere

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

2 years

@Ademolaaa_ What PS2 achieved, PS3 can only dream

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

20 days

No be lie I swear😭💔

David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

20 days

NYSC finishes today. I need a Job people. B. Tech Agricultural Economics. 2:1 (Hons) I can run a farm, consult and do accounts. I can work in Lagos, Ibadan or Osun state. Please repost.

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

2 years

@alaouite2 @Hauwa_L We go launch DRAGON FLY app ASAP 😂

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

21 days

@godKiishi You can leave 3 weeks before then na

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@DOBabatunde

2 years

@_theladymo 2 seconds later...

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

2 years

@PenTitan @Chukwuemerigom Kamaparo you no agree sh*t you just no wan argue 😂💔

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

19 days

@okpe_julius @Gr8Kameel I value my life bro, country no safe

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

19 days

@IITA_CGIAR , Ibadan. A graduate internship wouldn't be bad please 😭💔🤲🏽🤲🏽

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

19 days

@IITA_CGIAR

David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

20 days

No be lie I swear😭💔

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

2 years

@mirrabell_ Na here my data go finish, I might be a politician tomorrow but today I'm a hoe

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

2 years

@john_jonah1 @talk2veee The leader of a pack stays at the back

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

2 years

@Chigoziri_m @socialmediajnky @nutayobami Sir, your car bash my car? Is your car okay? I can help you take it to panel.

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

19 days

@ModupeOluwabiyi Okay ma. What school would you recommend for masters?

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

2 years

@kennydave_ @eko_daddy Man's never said that to the holy spirit

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

18 days

Jibola my hypeman! He isn't capping though

AjibolaPresido

@AjibolaPresido

18 days

We co planted over 300 cashew seedlings with proper spacing at Kajola, application of manure at the maize farm at Kajola also, not to mention our work on potato farm, bro has cashew nursery at his backyard then. Dave is just a wonderful person

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

2 years

@Fauzicoal @AkpraiseMedia The expression on his face is like he's about to cry

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

19 days

@Choo_the3rd It is going to be the end point, but I need to work for a while too.

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

18 days

I've been working since 200l in school boss

O'Tosin

@TOSXYNONLEYO

18 days

@DOBabatunde You can run a farm, from what experience sir? The one taught in school? Na, brace up man. You just got admitted into another school. It's real life school now and this is where you do the real learning

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

19 days

@the__scruff You get Honours when you don't have an extra year.

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

19 days

@Donj_forever Yes boss

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

17 days

I get interview tomorrow, I no get transport. Fear grip me

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

2 years

@Aisha11ug @Giftoiza It is the most sensual of them all. Rest.

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

19 days

As bad as Buhari era was, I saw a mad man drinking Fearless

Máfejópamí

@VillageParrot

20 days

Before APC happened to Nigeria, mad people always had a loaf of bread in their hand when they roam the streets. Now, you’ll hardly see mad people with any food item in their hands. APC found a way to touch mad people. Legends.

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

2 years

@ikiri_ojo @yabaleftonline You mean like this?

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

18 days

Lmao! Too much evidence 😂😭🤲🏽💔💔 Me sef don work for this life

AjibolaPresido

@AjibolaPresido

18 days

@DOBabatunde Cr @zy days at the back of that white Mitsubishi pickup 😂 I can’t forget what we felt on that raining day at, we gats hide in a feeling station at Tewure

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

2 years

@DanNyetiabasi @elrufai He just proved that Obi is a saint.

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

2 years

@Shawnifee @AsisatOshoala @_AsiwajuLerry Ofe koba omolomo😂💔

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

2 years

@DoubleA92i @1Leak13

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

2 years

@girl_like_glory I want to be serious with my life like this guy.

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

12 days

I really don't understand why you wouldn't love teaching during NYSC, it's so beautiful man. But I no fit do am as a job FT olorun😂💔💔

bougebouge🐐

@boluwatifeekun1

12 days

A girl in class had her birthday on Monday and nothing happened Now we have a roaster with everyone's birthday in it in front of the class, the kids get the chance to gift the celebrant on their day and they'll turn by turn make each others day special 🫶🏽

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

2 years

@tweetsbygoody I think Burna had his own UK connect

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

18 days

Not new to this!

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

2 years

In all my 22 years of attending school, I've found that there's nothing wrong with any subject. It is the teacher.

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

2 years

@BlaqBonez That one no concern people wey download from naijaloded

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

17 days

We had free trial and misused it bro😭💔💔

Just Dickson

@dicksonjames38

17 days

We go pay dis bills till we die????

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

20 days

My swearing-in day. Been a journey! POP is today!㊗️

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

2 years

@the_Lawrenz My idolo wetin be this😂💔

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

2 years

@nerdy_deb Na lautech I dey ohhhh

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

18 days

@m1_904 @IGoBySJ They want kids too

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

2 years

Someone played this at the beginning of the season and we were laughing at him. Who's laughing now?

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

2 years

@Pikinstilldey @fumzeeygold When I was in JSS 1, I saw one watch I wanted to buy, I priced the watch from 1k to #400 , the Hausa man agreed. I was about to pay when I saw my mum behind me💔 I told the man that the watch was too cost😂😂

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

2 years

@Troll_Fotballl @foladgt Like when you've finished every level in your adventure game

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

2 years

@s8n @Ejiro_OS Got Dolby Atmos/Spacial audio down there? I'm reconsidering...

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

2 years

@EtuboLion And they call you the bad granddaddy? 😭

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

2 years

@attah_akor My dad isn't as scary as this

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

18 days

I don't know about other schools oh, but if you went to @lautechofficial to study Agriculture and you come out trash, it is not the school's fault. 400l was crazy man!

AjibolaPresido

@AjibolaPresido

18 days

@mustadon_ @TOSXYNONLEYO @DOBabatunde Schl is an experience they forgot, a whole section for internal and external industrial training is a joke to them

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

20 days

How can you call me broke when you're the one begging for money?

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@DOBabatunde

2 years

@dotboyswag10 @_oluwaseun9

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

19 days

We do not chase money for what it is, we chase money for what it can afford. When we get money we don't eat it or wear it or drive it to work. If there was no money, we'd trade value and stealing will be more than this.

Numbers 🔢

@_zayet

19 days

Why we spend most of our lives chasing money? What if money was never invented tho? ...would life be worth living ? What we be chasing ?

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@DOBabatunde

2 years

@incredibleDanix @itsSh0la

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

2 years

@provii8 How can you wear LV to tiff TV?

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@DOBabatunde

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

19 days

@Victor_Vikosky Did that in NYSC. But if I ever want to go onto teaching, I'll do mathematics. Agriculture is too hands-on fort the way Nigerian secondary schools are teaching it. Very heartbreaking

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

19 days

Have these girls dads and brothers failed them? In no world will my sisters beg man for love or money. Wtf?!

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

2 years

@kingofaccra @LifeZakes @kheswa_thenjiwe What if they had a son💀

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

19 days

@FrancisCyan1 Be like say nasarawa safe, make I go check

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

2 years

@hdteevee Legs numb!

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

2 years

@directordiji agberos they'd obviously paid. We were 2 guys they did it for, the other guy paid 1k for pressing iron, we both looked at each other and knew we were duped, but na my own worse pass. I couldn't buy the shoes, I bought only 3 books and went home. This is the first time I'm sharing

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

19 days

I really don't know how I conquered it. I was in my shit for so long waiting to disappear or for someone to notice. Too cowardly to disappear, No one came too. Lol. I just pulled myself up.

Dear Son.

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19 days

Men who have conquered depression, what’s your secret?

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

2 years

@SaharaReporters Same man that wore bulletproof vest to independence day celebration is asking us to consult the dead?

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

26 days

This it the reason why I didn't go back home after 100l - Didn't go to classes regularly - I no send my pastor for church, he thinks I'm proud. - can't keep a job for a long time coz I question things...a lot.

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@okonkwo_01

27 days

- At home, you can’t counter your parents when they’re wrong - In school, god forbid you try to think beyond your text book - In prayer houses, the pastor/priest is basically a mini god so you do whatever they say - At work, “yes ma”, “yes sir”. You dare disagree with your boss?

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@DOBabatunde

2 years

@neosvy @EGHO231 Somehow this tweet will come to pass

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

19 days

@misterFortune__ Na leg them dey use gewty government loan. My friends and former bosses tried. Paid sop uish but didn't get it. Banks yearly interest rate is more than your profit 💔

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

21 days

@lollly3214 @godKiishi Sharp

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

2 years

Emefiele bought the #100 million presidential form too right? But was told to resign in order to compete right? He forfeited and kept his job right? Now he had the balls of some of the candidates in is palm right? You should understand where I'm going...right?

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

17 days

Vet your partner like your life depends on it coz it does

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@DOBabatunde

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@terrificprodig1 Ifb

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

2 years

@yabaleftonline Savings can never make you a baller.

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

19 days

@Amb_mex Thank you very very much

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

21 days

You're beautiful!

𝙉𝙄𝙏𝙏𝘼 𝙍𝙊𝙕𝙀 ★

@nittatherebel

23 days

blacksheep to blacksheep

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

2 years

@adesolaaaaa Analysis: "You don't want to remember, but you keep a backdoor open and if they find it, they can come in again".🥺

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

19 days

I raise you. Towards the end of 2021 was worse

Khalid 💸

@stfukhaleed

19 days

Bro 2019 was really wild. Boys were using their moms and friends for rituals to buy lexus and 11 pro max only to run mad 5 months after.

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

2 years

@timi_soft @mr_oladele_ @MrOdanz Payback time don reach but you no take advantage 💔

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

2 years

@Tscopecoded @the_Lawrenz @AjeboDanny Werey ree ooooo😂💔

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

2 years

Gimme about 2 days to decide 😓

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

2 years

All love 🫶🏽

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

2 years

The most secure archive in the world😂💔

𝓑𝓲𝓰 𝓦𝓪𝓵𝓮𝔂𝔂

@Big_Ajani

2 years

Me:mom my class teacher said I should bring my birth certificate My mom:

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

1 month

There's something wrong with the water in this camp

NYSC360

@nysc360

1 month

Abia state is a very nice state nah. If you are currently serving or residing in Abia state, comment something good about Abia state below. 🎥: Morjolascents

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

2 years

@99barima @Ademolaaa_ I think that was a business strategy, coz only always come out when it's dark, sometimes I wonder why I was never hungry in there for like 10hrs!

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

1 month

"Mummy I have malaria, I can't go to school today"

نادي النصر السعودي

@AlNassrFC

1 month

تقرير طبي 📄

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

2 years

Aren't the ladies they're promising love to broke too?

jatiti_ of_lagos231💎

@Jatiti_Of_Lagos

2 years

Broke people promising ladies love,are one of our problems in this country.

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

2 years

Just randomly remembered at midnight: In secondary school, we had this economics exam and when the scores came out I had the highest score 62/70, we all failed a particular question, funnily we all answered it the same way. Others went to meet the teacher to complain about their

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

2 years

Happy birthday! A better Nigeria, starting from today would be the perfect gift oh Lord.

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@O_Okee

4 years

Nigeria will not end me

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

2 years

@D__Chosen1 @samso9t @johnovat300 @DuchessSonia @peladexn ...then meet another woman without panties, Fidelity bank will be tested

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

2 years

@directordiji Okay, we stay on the island, for context, so I went to CMS to buy shoes and novels because I just gained admission, it was the first time I went alone because everyone at home was busy. On the road leading to where I'd buy the shoes they were running this 'promo' pick 3 numbers

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

2 years

@PenTitan Until a FWB don't act like I owe her something in return for sex. I don't believe this feminism thing.

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

2 years

Our religious sisters too dey supply Valentine package wey get condom inside

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

2 years

It's Monday! I've got about 100 bags of potatoes for sale. Going really cheap. Please retweet my hustle.

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

2 years

@inhalejasmin @DOBabatunde

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

18 days

60 plants per acre I'll be needing about 17 of that.(Round up to 20) Clearing, tillage and spraying herbicides cost The cost of planting 1 tree is close to 2k(including seedlings). I'll be needing close to #20m for starters 😭🤲🏽💔

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@nwukoreva

18 days

@DOBabatunde Plant 1000 pieces of palm fruit and thank me later

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

2 years

You people really bought selfie sticks and carried it around in your bag?

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

2 years

@kemuelthekid The universe will hear your sound

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David🇳🇬🚜🌱🌾🌿

@DOBabatunde

2 months

We need to understand what being a rich kid is. 1. You have no say. 2. Your opinion is so invalid. 3. You're not the one living your life. 4. You do anything and everything they say to not be cut off 5. Daddy controls everything and everyone.